Face of Jesus Appears Among reCAPTCHA Challenge Words
“I couldn’t believe it,” said Darlene Muberhagen of Louisville, Kentucky. “I had just put the children to bed, I was glancing out at my mini-van in the driveway and I thought, what is the point of it all?”
”So I started surfing the internet and I posted a comment on yet another Huffington Post article about Lindsay Lohan. I mean, how many articles about Lindsay Lohan can one site post? Anyway I was only on HuffPo because I like to debate the mediocre minds it attracts. I read and comment on the insipid stories in an effort to win those sinners over to the conservative side.”
“So I finished my post and that weird security thing with the funky words came up. I felt a strange surge come over me and the screen glowed with a warming light. It was so peaceful. When I looked at the screen to enter my captcha words, there was Christ looking back at me! I know I was in his presence.”
She has kept her computer on that very same page so people can visit it as a shrine. It wouldn’t surprise me if HuffPo counts Ms. Muberhagen’s presence on the page as a “hit” so they can fleece their advertisers more.
But back to Christ. Ms. Muberhagen said the incident has made her much more faithful.
Vatican Spokesman Monsignor Guisuippe Tartonnillia said, “We have dispatched an investigator.”
As for completing her comment on HuffPo’s Lindsay Lohan article, Ms. Muberhagen said, “Well, I don’t want to retype it, but I’m sure there will be another one coming along soon, and soon after that, and so on.”
Here is what Mrs. Muberhagen saw:
Decide for yourself! Do you see the FACE of CHRIST? Or do you refuse to believe in his divine omnipresence?
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Reverend Neuhold Yoder
I believe in CHRIST and all things CHRIST-ish. I disagree with LIE-berals but pity them because they will BURN one day. Not because of me, but because of our loving GOD. I write about cultural issues with regard to CHRIST.
5:08 pm
I always feel a little funny when that happens. Captcha is like a unfeeling gatekeeper, when a message from the Almighty appears on my toast or a linen tablecloth that is one thing, but in something modern it is confusing.
I did have a rust stain in a bathtub in college that looked like Al Pacino.
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9:01 pm
“You are in no position to disagree. I’ve got a loaded .45; you got pimples.” BB’s rust stain.
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1:34 am
meh.
Takes a stain to know a stain.
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9:48 pm
well assuming you believe all this maybe it is a sign that jesus wants you to be more open to modernity, technology, and science.
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8:39 pm
This is clearly propaganda or spam, as the christwire hand book tells us all about the evil behind capthcas.
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2:19 am
I have to respectfully disagree with you, dear.
Jesus often appears in the most unholy dens of sin and depravity. For instance, in this documented case, Jesus appeared before a catholic.
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9:11 pm
You’re correct, that’s not Jesus at all. It’s obviously a likeness of Inglip, the lord and master of all Captchas.
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8:59 pm
That, Mr. Yoder, is Inglip, lord of the Captcha.
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1:28 am
These Captcha’s confuse me. Do I need to type the angled letters at an angle? I don’t think my keyboard supports that.
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12:07 pm
of course not
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9:38 pm
My captcha said “raping perverts” once….
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