Gay Flash Mob Brutally Attacks Newt Gingrich in West Hollywood, One Officer Reverse Sodomized in Clash
Shocked officials in Los Angeles have been in battle with a mob of tough homosexual drug afficianados calling themselves the West Hollywood Leatherdaddies. Hopped up on the most lurid combinations of LSD and crack rock, these men allegedly threw out a spike trap to disable Newt Gingrich’s tour bus late last night, turning the scene above into an eventual night of unbridled chaos and sheer terror for the conservative right. Newt Gingrich was quietly whisked to the hospital after being freed from a notorious gay club named Rave, but 30 civilians were injured and one police officer was reverse sodomized by a throbbing, thrusting group of Democrat gay miscreants.
West Hollywood, CA – The first effects of Anti-Proposition 8 legislation has been felt in West Hollywood, California. Moral leader and Republican candidate for US president Newt Gingrich was the victim of a homosexually fueled attack.
The shocking news from the Los Angeles hamlet has many good families moving out of the area due to fear for their children. The gays in the area are obviously now so emboldened, that last night they sprung a complex trap to disable Newt Gingrich’s van, as seen in the opening image.
An organized terror cell of homosexuality has taken credit for the attacks. The group is calling itself The West Hollywood Leatherdaddies and purportedly planned to ‘rip Gingrich from that van, get him drunk and make him forget about the duntzy female blonde bombshell’. Further analysis of Tweets by the group reveals they planned to force Newt into leather thong chaps and make him do mind-altering drugs at a gay orgy club known as the “Throbbing Gristle” after getting him drunk at another club named “The Rave”.
Renown “2011 Leather Daddy of the Year” Joe My God is not associated with the shocking attacks but did appear to gloat on his blog.
TIMELINE
9:34 pm - Officers responded to a distress call outside a Electronic Dance Music club known as The Rave. The club plays typically homosexual music and is well-known for freely giving samples of dangerous drugs like minced LSD and magic mint cocktails to get the clientele loose and limber for a night of debauchery.
The call was placed by a terrified Newt Gingrich staffer who claimed ‘we’re being dragged into the gay club! we’re being dragged into the gay club! They attacked our bus and we are disabled!”
9:39 pm – Another security staffer in Gingrich’s entourage posted a distress call to his Twitter feed. “Please help. I am using Siri. They have flinged a thick, salty goop in our eyes and we cannot see.”
Seconds later he posted, ‘My eyes burn and I cannot find the Senator. It is hazy and drug fueled in here. It smell like sewer. Someone call for help!”
9:49 pm – Officers arrived and managed to set up a perimeter. By this time over 3,000 gays had flooded into the area and were boisterous and drunk. Officers attempted to control the crowd with pepper spray and taser threats, but as noted by one officers, “They are so drugged up and energetic that we cannot contain them.”
Officers attempt to set a perimeter around Gingrich’s bus and The Rave in West Hollywood. Reports indicate over 30,000 gays rioted into the area, challenging officers and all trying to get a touch of Gingrich’s flesh. Undercover agents and the Navy Seals were eventually called in and were able to help battle the drug fueled crowd. Gingrich and all of his staffers were rescued after 5 hours.
An impromptu orgy of feathers, crack-laced fishthigh nets and homosexuality was ordered as helpless officers could only look on. Technologically savvy by their chatty nature, West Hollywood gays flooded Twitter and Facebook with status updates telling all their friends and faghags to take to the street and celebrate the Mute Newt Gayla Extravaganza 2012. Over 30,000 gays and friends are estimated in the gay mob. The center of the party was Newt Gingrich’s disabled bus, which officers were not able to secure until only hours ago.
Blistering buff bodies emboldened by recent Prop 8 emancipation, this gay couple revels in homosexuality by firmly standing atop Newt’s disabled bus and reveling in their oiled up musculature. It’s estimated that in the West Hollywood riots, over 30 innocent men were forced into ‘bad touches’ and at least one cop was reverse sodomized.
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Author: Thad Connely
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I’m appalled by the behavior of these depraved drugged up perverts. My prayers go out to the officer and his family and I just hope to God that he hasn’t caught gayness from this despicable attack.
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3:58 pm
Yes…because this totally happened…
/sarcasm
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4:09 pm
Sarcasm? Did you learn a new word in school today?
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4:13 pm
I’ve been out of school for awhile now. Your poor attempt at a humorous insult has failed.
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1:29 am
There are many innovative programs to get dropouts back into school. If you are unsuccessful, you could ask your Youth Parole Officer to try to explain the meaning of this new word “sarcasm” to you.
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4:45 am
By “out of school” I meant I’ve already graduated. You and your cult aren’t the only ones who have graduated from high school.
I’m not a dropout and why do you assume I have a youth parole officer like I’m some kind of ruffian?
Why must everyone have such a massive ego that’s makes them think they have the power to judge?
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9:18 pm
Hey Jeb… ummm could you please define “reverse sodomy”. I cant seem to find it in any dictionary source. Thanks
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5:34 pm
And people wonder why God hates california… This is disgusting I hope that when Newt or Rick Santorum win the office of president that some ‘Mysterious” misfortunes occur to these pervert thugs..
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6:11 pm
Hate to break the bad news to you but you will be ruled by a BLACK MAN for 4 more wonderful years…You inbreed, sister munching, peckerwood, SHIT STAINS!!
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6:30 pm
I don’t hate Obama because he’s a black, but because he is a socialist who is married to an out of control banshee.
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6:40 pm
He is not socialist, i wish he was but he is not.
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7:16 pm
You just aren’t that intelligent or well read, my friend. Please try to parrot an opinion that deeper than the one-sentence talking points you pick up on Daily Kos.
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7:27 pm
Um if obama was a socialist don’t you think he would try to implement socialist policies. All he has really done is pussy foot around a public healthcare option.
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9:02 pm
Obama did try to implement USSR style healthcare…
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10:31 pm
Um no he has not, and actually that is the policy of nearly every european nation, and the state of Hawaii. Pretty much every 1st world country except the U.S.
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1:10 am
Lose the Russian swastika, pony boy.
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1:23 am
Obama marches to the tune of Socialist Europe!
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7:54 pm
You’ve admitted that you don’t like black people.
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8:46 pm
Newt Gingrich will clearly lead this great nation to salvation. Obama is a Muslim extremist and I would not be the least bit surprised to learn that he helped plan 9/11 with Osama. Do you notice how similar their names are? This is not a coincidence. Obama clearly used this pseudo-name when he helped plan the attacks on our blessed nation. I have faith in Jesus that this terrorist will be voted out of office.
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9:21 pm
This looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels
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10:32 pm
HE AUTHORIZED THE KILLING OF OSAMA.
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10:47 pm
That’s what he would have you believe. Notice that Osama was buried at sea. This is an obvious attempt to cover the fact that his death was staged and “Osama” is still very alive and leading our country.
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10:49 pm
Really, now you are simply discrediting the work of brave U.S. navy seals, what is wrong with you people.
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11:16 pm
Everyone knows that dead soldiers are God’s retaliation for our support of homosexuals like this gay flash mob that attacked poor Newt.
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11:36 pm
WOW, you have completely trampled on any respect for our seals,
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1:13 am
You completely trample on the people who were murdered by the Soviet state by continuing to salute the hammer and sickle.
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1:27 am
Let us not forget the atrocities caused by Communist China, Cambodia and North Korea!
Communism is at least as barbarous and murder prone as Islam!
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1:31 am
Have you listened to any of my comments about communism.
THOSE ARENT REAL COMMUNISMS, THEY SAY THEY ARE, BUT THEY DO NOT GO BY THE REAL PRINCIPLES. Will you please listen now.
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1:40 am
Oh sure, then why don’t you just cherry pick all the non-murderous Communist states to reflect your fringe ideology – oh wait, there aren’t any! OOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!
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1:43 am
Yeah it hasn’t been done before, there has never been a real communism. And it is not a fringe ideology, every communist believes this, because what China does for instance, ISN’T COMMUNIST!
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1:49 am
Of course the Soviet Union, China, Mongolia, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Cuba, Albania, Yugoslavia, Romania, Hungary, Poland, East Germany, Czechoslovakia and Bulgaria were never “True Communism”.
How many more continents and how many more billions of people do you need to subject to totalitarian mass-murder to make it work?
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1:55 am
Okay
1. Only Cuba and China are still communist this is 2012
2. Those are countries not continents
3. I am not pro totalitarianism, those countries aren’t even close to communisms, it would be like if i said i was christian. I don’t want that at all i wan’t a real communism not some autocracy with a fake name. No one has to go through this for communism, because these countries have made no progress to communist world unity, you know who really has, the U.N.
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1:55 am
Of course! Because true Communism is always harmonious!
Silly Pony!
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1:58 am
You fool, have you listened to anything i have said, NO COMMUNISM HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE SO WE DON’T KNOW!
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2:02 am
Oh? Then who were all those fur-clad, Marx-toting comrades executing all those people during the Cold War?
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2:06 am
People who said they were communists but didn’t go by the real principles, sorta like if i said i was a christian, i don’t go by the principles and i don’t believe it, but even if i say i was christian, it is still a lie.
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2:14 am
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and professes to being a duck, then it’s probably a Communist.
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2:17 am
In this case it says it’s a duck, and doesn’t act like one at all, in that case, it is probably not a duck.
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2:22 am
Hey, donkey boy, Laos and Vietnam are still communist too, you know.
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2:24 am
And also the happy fun-time land known as North Korea.
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2:26 am
SHAM COMMUNISMS!!
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2:28 am
By “continents”, I was referring to Europe, Asia and the Americas (ie, Cuba).
You know, maybe Fascism hasn’t been properly tried before. Maybe Hitler, Mussolini, Franco and the Argentinian generals weren’t “real” Fascists.
Yeah, let’s have another go at Fascism, shall we?
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2:29 am
Ok, so have you ever wondered why Communist beginnings always result in a nightmare totalitarian State in the fullness of time?
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6:31 pm
FACT: homosexuals actually frown upon drugs because they wish to stay pure.
FACT: flash mobs are non-physical and should not be described as an attack since in all flash mobs they avoid touching all people who are not involved.
FACT: the lack of facts in this artical is indeed hilarious.
FACT: so newt got greeted the right way when coming to SoCal ;D
SoCal FWT bitches!!
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7:18 pm
What? Homosexuals frown upon drugs because they want to stay pure? That is the biggest load of crap I’ve ever heard. Did you know that crystal meth originated inside the hardcore homosexual community? Do you have a clue how many gays are drunks? Or abuse cocaine or marijuana? You might be young, or simply uneducated, but you’re liberal nonsense propaganda isn’t going to win over the informed people on this website.
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7:24 pm
Liberal propaganda? You do relize that this site is essentially just extremist Christian propaganda? Not even good propaganda because no ones buying it…except your own cult but we all know you all are just mad…
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7:25 pm
Ummm, you actually take this crap seriously? I was like 90% sure that everybody here was closet gays.
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7:32 pm
I am fully aware of the satirical cover of this site. I never take any of the things they say seriously because I know they are just horrible actors. They just play the part of ignorance so well it’s fun to argue with them.
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7:37 pm
except for susan she is real, and august, and bitcham.
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8:48 pm
There is no propaganda on Christwire. It is willing to publish articles by all and are subject to scrutiny by the masses, this is not like the oppressive liberal media.
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10:52 pm
If it isn’t propaganda then how come all your articles are factually incorrect and highly opinionated to suit your agenda.
Propaganda
noun
1 chiefly derogatory information, esp. of a biased or misleading nature, used to promote or publicize a particular political cause or point of view.
New oxford english dictionary.
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11:09 pm
Funny but I have the exact same opinion about everything I read on Daily Kos, Alternet and THink Progress. It’s all utter lies and propaganda aimed at weak minded liberals looking for a little emotional support in their failure. How rather sad that inept, unproductive cretins buy that stuff hook, line and sinker.
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11:14 pm
That is exactly the truth about christwire, except replace liberal with insane people.
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7:19 pm
FACT: Some homosexuals DO NOT frown upon drugs, because they are human and flawed like the rest of us.
FACT: Universal statements (such as “all men are pigs”) are NEARLY NEVER factual.
You’re fighting the right fight, but you’re doing it wrong.
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1:16 am
FACT: homosexuals gobble ecstasy pills as if they were M&Ms.
FACT: flash mobs are physical because they are made of actual people, homosexual or otherwise.
FACT: you should look up the dictionary definition of “fact”.
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7:08 pm
It’s very obvious why the fags attacked our beloved Newt Gingrich. They are mad because homos will not be allowed on President Gingrich’s moonbase and they are jealous. These turd burglars are very transparent.
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7:30 pm
This didn’t actually happen, and you know nothing of what would happen in a human space colony. Newt Gingrich would not decide who goes or not, NASA would and frankly they would only be a select few chosen based on technical knowledge. In fact most would be scientists, and therefore most would be atheists.
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8:13 pm
It is a well known fact that godless liberals have been trying to get people who do not belong there into space. They have been trying to get blacks into space since the 1960s.
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10:35 pm
And they succeed
November 22, 1942
First African-American astronaut in space STS-8 (August 30, 1983)
STS-61-A (October 30, 1985)
STS-39 (April 28, 1991)
STS-53 (December 2, 1992)
2 Ronald McNair
October 21, 1950
†January 28, 1986
Killed in the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster STS-41-B (February 3, 1984)
STS-51-L (January 28, 1986)
3 Frederick D. Gregory
January 7, 1941
First African-American to pilot and command a Space Shuttle mission
Acting Administrator of NASA, 2005 STS-51-B (April 29, 1985)
STS-33 (November 22, 1989)
STS-44 (November 24, 1991)
4 Charles F. Bolden, Jr.
August 19, 1946
Administrator of NASA, July 17, 2009 – present STS-61-C (January 12, 1986)
STS-31 (April 24, 1990)
STS-45 (March 24, 1992)
STS-60 (February 3, 1994)
5 Mae Jemison
October 17, 1956
First African-American woman in space STS-47 (September 12, 1992)
6 Bernard A. Harris, Jr.
July 18, 1953
First African-American to walk in space STS-55 (April 26, 1993)
STS-63 (February 3, 1995)
7 Winston E. Scott
August 6, 1950
Veteran of 3 spacewalks STS-72 (January 11, 1996)
STS-87 (November 19, 1997)
8 Robert Curbeam
March 5, 1962
Veteran of 7 spacewalks STS-85 (August 7, 1997)
STS-98 (February 7, 2001)
STS-116 (December 9, 2006)
9 Michael Phillip Anderson
December 25, 1959
†February 1, 2003
Killed in the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster STS-89 (January 22, 1998)
STS-107 (January 16, 2003)
10 Stephanie Wilson
September 27, 1966
STS-121 (July 4, 2006)
STS-120 (October 23, 2007)
STS-131 (April 5, 2010)
11 Joan Higginbotham
August 3, 1964
STS-116 (December 9, 2006)
12 B. Alvin Drew
November 5, 1962
EVA Feb. 28, 2011 STS-118 (August 8, 2007)
STS-133 (February 24, 2011)
13 Leland D. Melvin
February 15, 1964
Associate Administrator for Education at NASA STS-122 (February 7, 2008)
STS-129 (November 16, 2009)
14 Robert Satcher
September 22, 1965
EVA November 19 and November 23, 2009 STS-129 (November 16, 2009)
,You are a racist now.
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10:36 pm
SHOW SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT.
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10:50 pm
Newt will stop this travesty.
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10:52 pm
You are racist admit it.
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10:52 pm
Newt also thinks he can put a base on the moon. You think he’s gonna fixs things? Dumbass
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8:32 pm
The greatest scientist of our time believed in god: Albert Einstein. I am confident that former speaker Gingrich would have the good sense to prevent homosexuals, atheists and blacks from going into space. That is why he will have my vote this year and again in four years. Can you imagine homosexuals having their wild sex orgies in space? I may not be an expert on space flight but I do know that semen floats in space. It will get all over the sensitive instruments that astronauts use and doom the space flight to failure.
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8:50 pm
“and therefore most would be atheists.”
The moon and their parent’s basement are two different places you know.
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10:39 pm
Tell that to Christopher Fuglesong
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10:42 pm
This a list of some of the most famous atheist scientists. There are many more not on here but aren’t as notable as these.
Peter Atkins (1940–): English chemist, Professor of chemistry at Lincoln College, Oxford in England.[1]
Julius Axelrod (1912–2004): American Nobel Prize winning biochemist, noted for his work on the release and reuptake of catecholamine neurotransmitters and major contributions to the understanding of the pineal gland and how it is regulated during the sleep-wake cycle.[2]
Sir Edward Battersby Bailey FRS (1881–1965): British geologist, director of the British Geological Survey.[3]
Sir Patrick Bateson FRS (1938–): English biologist and science writer, Emeritus Professor of ethology at Cambridge University and president of the Zoological Society of London.[4]
William Bateson (1861–1926): British geneticist, a Fellow of St. John’s College, Cambridge, where he eventually became Master. He was the first person to use the term genetics to describe the study of heredity and biological inheritance, and the chief populariser of the ideas of Gregor Mendel following their rediscovery.[5]
Patrick Blackett OM, CH, FRS (1897–1974): Nobel Prize winning English experimental physicist known for his work on cloud chambers, cosmic rays, and paleomagnetism.[6]
Susan Blackmore (1951–): English psychologist and memeticist, best known for her book The Meme Machine.[7]
Sir Hermann Bondi KCB, FRS (1919–2005): Anglo-Austrian mathematician and cosmologist, best known for co-developing the steady-state theory of the universe and important contributions to the theory of general relativity.[8][9]
Paul D. Boyer (1918–): American biochemist and Nobel Laureate in Chemistry in 1997.[10]
Calvin Bridges (1889–1938): American geneticist, known especially for his work on fruit fly genetics.[11]
Sheldon Brown (1944–2008): Bicycle mechanic and technical authority on almost every aspect of bicycles.[12]
Ruth Mack Brunswick (1897–1946): American psychologist, a close confidant of and collaborator with Sigmund Freud.[13]
Sean M. Carroll (1966–): American cosmologist specializing in dark energy and general relativity.[14]
Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar (1910–1995): Indian American astrophysicist known for his theoretical work on the structure and evolution of stars. He was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1983.[15]
William Kingdon Clifford FRS (1845–1879): English mathematician and philosopher, co-introducer of geometric algebra, the first to suggest that gravitation might be a manifestation of an underlying geometry, and coiner of the expression “mind-stuff”.[16]
Frank Close OBE (1945–): British particle physicist, Professor of Physics at the University of Oxford and a Fellow of Exeter College, Oxford, known for his lectures and writings making science intelligible to a wider audience, for which he was awarded the Institute of Physics’s Kelvin Medal and Prize.[17]
Brian Cox OBE (1968–): English particle physicist, Royal Society University Research Fellow, Professor at the University of Manchester. Best known as a presenter of a number of science programmes for the BBC. He also had some fame in the 1990s as the keyboard player for the pop band D:Ream.[18][19]
Jerry Coyne (1949–): American professor of biology, known for his books on evolution and commentary on the intelligent design debate.[20]
Francis Crick (1916–2004): English molecular biologist, physicist, and neuroscientist; noted for being one of the co-discoverers of the structure of the DNA molecule in 1953. He was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine in 1962.[21][22][23][24][25][26][27]
Sir Howard Dalton FRS (1944–2008): British microbiologist, Chief Scientific Advisor to the UK’s Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs from March 2002 to September 2007.[28]
Richard Dawkins (1941–): British zoologist, biologist, creator of the concepts of the selfish gene and the meme; outspoken atheist and popularizer of science, author of The God Delusion and founder of the Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science.[29]
Arnaud Denjoy (1884–1974): French mathematician, noted for his contributions to harmonic analysis and differential equations.[30]
Paul Dirac (1902–1984): British theoretical physicist, one of the founders of quantum mechanics, predicted the existence of antimatter, and won the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1933.[31][32]
Thomas Edison: American inventor, one of the best inventors of all time. During his career Edison patented more than 1,000 inventions, including the electric light, the phonograph, and the motion-picture camera.[33][34]
Albert Ellis (1913–2007): American psychologist who in 1955 developed Rational Emotive Behavior Therapy.[35]
Sandra Faber (1944–): American University Professor of Astronomy and Astrophysics at the University of California, Santa Cruz, also working at the Lick Observatory, who headed the team that discovered ‘The Great Attractor.[36]
Leon Festinger (1919–1989): American social psychologist famous for his Theory of Cognitive Dissonance.[37]
Richard Feynman (1918–1988): American theoretical physicist, best known for his work in renormalizing Quantum electrodynamics (QED) and his path integral formulation of quantum mechanics . He won the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1965.[38][39]
Sigmund Freud (1856–1939): Father of psychoanalysis.[40]
Erich Fromm (1900–1980): renowned Jewish-German-American social psychologist, psychoanalyst, and humanistic philosopher, associated with the Frankfurt School of critical theory.[41]
Christer Fuglesang (1957–): Swedish astronaut and physicist.[42]
Vitaly Ginzburg (1916–2009): Russian theoretical physicist and astrophysicist who was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics in 2003. He was also awarded the Wolf Prize in Physics in 1994/95.[43]
Stephen Jay Gould (1941–2002): American paleontologist, evolutionary biologist, and historian of science, one of the most influential and widely read writers of popular science of his generation.[44]
Susan Greenfield, Baroness Greenfield, CBE (1950–): British scientist, writer and broadcaster, specialising in the physiology of the brain, who has worked to research and bring attention to Parkinson’s disease and Alzheimer’s disease.[45]
Jonathan Haidt (c.1964–): Associate professor of psychology at the University of Virginia, focusing on the psychological bases of morality across different cultures, and author of The Happiness Hypothesis.[46]
E. T. ‘Teddy’ Hall (1924–2001): English archaeological scientist, famous for exposing the Piltdown Man fraud and dating the Turin Shroud as a medieval fake.[47]
Sir James Hall (1761–1832): Scottish geologist and chemist, President of the Royal Society of Edinburgh and leading figure in the Scottish Enlightenment.[48]
Beverly Halstead (1933–1991): British paleontologist and populariser of science.[49]
W. D. Hamilton (1936–2000): British evolutionary biologist, widely recognised as one of the greatest evolutionary theorists of the 20th century.[50]
G. H. Hardy (1877–1947): a prominent English mathematician, known for his achievements in number theory and mathematical analysis.[51][52]
Herbert A. Hauptman (1917–2011), American mathematician. Along with Jerome Karle, won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 1985. [53]
Stephen Hawking (1942–): arguably the world’s pre-eminent scientist advocates atheism in The Grand Design[54]
Peter Higgs (1929–): British theoretical physicist, recipient of the Dirac Medal and Prize, known for his prediction of the existence of a new particle, the Higgs boson, nicknamed the “God particle”.[55]
Lancelot Hogben (1895–1975): English experimental zoologist and medical statistician, now best known for his popularising books on science, mathematics and language.[56]
Nicholas Humphrey (1943–): British psychologist, working on consciousness and belief in the supernatural from a Darwinian perspective, and primatological research into Machiavellian intelligence theory.[57]
Sir Julian Huxley FRS (1887–1975): English evolutionary biologist, a leading figure in the mid-twentieth century evolutionary synthesis, Secretary of the Zoological Society of London (1935–1942), the first Director of UNESCO, and a founding member of the World Wildlife Fund.[58]
Frédéric Joliot-Curie (1900–1958): French physicist and Nobel Laureate in Chemistry in 1935.[59][60]
Steve Jones (1944–): British geneticist, Professor of genetics and head of the biology department at University College London, and television presenter and a prize-winning author on biology, especially evolution; one of the best known contemporary popular writers on evolution.[61][62]
Stuart Kauffman (1939-): American theoretical biologist and complex systems researcher concerning the origin of life on Earth. He is best known for arguing that the complexity of biological systems and organisms might result as much from self-organization and far-from-equilibrium dynamics as from Darwinian natural selection, as well as for applying models of Boolean networks to simplified genetic circuits.[63]
Lawrence Krauss (1954-): Professor of physics at Arizona State University and popularizer of science. Krauss speaks regularly at atheist conferences, like Beyond Belief and Atheist Alliance International.[64]
Harold Kroto (1939–): 1996 Nobel Laureate in Chemistry.[65]
Alfred Kinsey (1894–1956): American biologist, sexologist and professor of entomology and zoology.[66]
Pierre-Simon Laplace (1749 –1827): French mathematician and astronomer whose work was pivotal to the development of mathematical astronomy and statistics, and anticipated the discovery of galaxies other than the Milky Way and the existence of black holes.[67]
Richard Leakey (1944–): Kenyan paleontologist, archaeologist and conservationist.[68]
Sir John Leslie (1766–1832): Scottish mathematician and physicist best remembered for his research into heat; he was the first person to artificially produce ice, and gave the first modern account of capillary action.[69]
H. Christopher Longuet-Higgins FRS (1923–2004): English theoretical chemist and a cognitive scientist.[70]
Samarendra Maulik (1881–1950): Indian entomologist specialising in the Coleoptera, who worked at the British Museum (Natural History) and a Professor of Zoology at the University of Calcutta.[71]
John Maynard Smith (1920–2004): British evolutionary biologist and geneticist, instrumental in the application of game theory to evolution, and noted theorizer on the evolution of sex and signalling theory.[72]
Ernst Mayr (1904–2005): a renowned taxonomist, tropical explorer, ornithologist, historian of science, and naturalist. He was one of the 20th century’s leading evolutionary biologists.[73]
John McCarthy (1927–2011): American computer scientist and cognitive scientist who received the Turing Award in 1971 for his major contributions to the field of Artificial Intelligence (AI). He was responsible for the coining of the term “Artificial Intelligence” in his 1955 proposal for the 1956 Dartmouth Conference and was the inventor of the Lisp programming language. [74]
Sir Peter Medawar (1915–1987): Nobel Prize-winning British scientist best known for his work on how the immune system rejects or accepts tissue transplants.[75]
Jeff Medkeff (1968–2008): American astronomer, prominent science writer and educator, and designer of robotic telescopes.[76]
Jonathan Miller CBE (1934–): British physician, actor, theatre and opera director, and television presenter. Wrote and presented the 2004 television series, Atheism: A Rough History of Disbelief, exploring the roots of his own atheism and investigating the history of atheism in the world.[77][78]
Marvin Minsky (1927–): American cognitive scientist and computer scientist in the field of artificial intelligence (AI) in MIT. [79]
Peter D. Mitchell (1920–1992): 1978-Nobel-laureate British biochemist. His mother was an atheist and he himself became an atheist at the age of 15.[80]
Jacques Monod (1910–1976): French biologist who won the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine in 1965 for discoveries concerning genetic control of enzyme and virus synthesis.[81]
Desmond Morris (1928–): English zoologist and ethologist, famous for describing human behaviour from a zoological perspective in his books The Naked Ape and The Human Zoo.[82][83]
Fritz Müller (1821–1897): German biologist who emigrated to Brazil, where he studied the natural history of the Amazon rainforest and was an early advocate of evolutionary theory.[84]
Hermann Joseph Muller (1890–1967): American geneticist and educator, best known for his work on the physiological and genetic effects of radiation (X-ray mutagenesis). He won the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine in 1946.[85]
PZ Myers (1957–): American biology professor at the University of Minnesota and a blogger via his blog, Pharyngula.[86]
Paul Nurse (1949–): 2001 Nobel Laureate in Physiology or Medicine.[87]
Robert L. Park (born 1931): scientist, University of Maryland professor of physics, and author of Voodoo Science and Superstition.[88]
Linus Pauling (1901–1994): American chemist, Nobel Laureate in Chemistry (1954) and Peace (1962)[32][89]
John Allen Paulos (1945–): Professor of mathematics at Temple University in Philadelphia and writer, author of Irreligion: A Mathematician Explains Why the Arguments for God Just Don’t Add Up (2007)[90]
Ivan Pavlov (1849–1936): Nobel Prize winning Russian physiologist, psychologist, and physician, widely known for first describing the phenomenon of classical conditioning.[91]
Sir Roger Penrose (1931–): English mathematical physicist and Emeritus Rouse Ball Professor of Mathematics at the Mathematical Institute, University of Oxford and Emeritus Fellow of Wadham College. He is renowned for his work in mathematical physics, in particular his contributions to general relativity and cosmology. He is also a recreational mathematician and philosopher[92] and refers to himself as an atheist.[93]
Francis Perrin (1901–1992): French physicist, co-establisher of the possibility of nuclear chain reactions and nuclear energy production.[94]
Massimo Pigliucci (1964–): Professor of Ecology and Evolution at the Stony Brook University who known as an outspoken critic of creationism and advocate of science education.[95]
Steven Pinker (1954–): Canadian-born American psychologist.[96]
Norman Pirie FRS (1907–1997): British biochemist and virologist co-discoverer in 1936 of viral crystallization, an important milestone in understanding DNA and RNA.[97]
Ronald Plasterk (1957–): Dutch prize-winning molecular geneticist and columnist, and Minister of Education, Culture and Science in the fourth Balkenende cabinet for the Labour Party.[98]
Derek J. de Solla Price (1922–1983): British-American historian of science.[99]
Frank P. Ramsey (1903–1930): British mathematician who also made significant contributions in philosophy and economics.[100]
Richard J. Roberts (1943–): British biochemist and molecular biologist. He won the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine in 1993 for the discovery of introns in eukaryotic DNA and the mechanism of gene-splicing.[101][102][103]
Steven Rose (1938–): Professor of Biology and Neurobiology at the Open University and University of London, and author of several popular science books.[104]
Marshall Rosenbluth (1927–2003) American physicist, nicknamed “the Pope of Plasma Physics”. He created the Metropolis algorithm in statistical mechanics, derived the Rosenbluth formula in high-energy physics, and laid the foundations for instability theory in plasma physics.[105]
Oliver Sacks (1933–): United States-based British neurologist, who has written popular books about his patients, the most famous of which is Awakenings.[106]
Carl Sagan (1934–1996): American astronomer and astrochemist, a highly successful popularizer of astronomy, astrophysics, and other natural sciences, and pioneer of exobiology and promoter of the SETI. Although Sagan has been identified as an atheist according to some definitions,[107][108][109] he rejected the label, stating “An atheist has to know a lot more than I know.”[107] He was an agnostic who,[110] while maintaining that the idea of a creator of the universe was difficult to disprove,[111] nevertheless disbelieved in God’s existence, pending sufficient evidence.[112]
Andrei Sakharov (1921-1989): Soviet nuclear physicist, dissident and human rights activist. [113]
Robert Sapolsky (1957–): Professor of Biological Sciences and Professor of Neurology and Neurological Sciences at Stanford University.[114]
Marcus du Sautoy (1965–): mathematician and holder of the Charles Simonyi Chair for the Public Understanding of Science.[115]
Amartya Kumar Sen (1933–): 1998 Nobel Laureate in Economics.[116][117][118][119]
Claude Shannon (1916–2001): American electrical engineer and mathematician, has been called “the father of information theory”, and was the founder of practical digital circuit design theory.[120]
Edwin Shneidman (1918–2009): American suicidologist and thanatologist.[121]
Michael Smith (1932–2000): British-born Canadian biochemist and Nobel Laureate in Chemistry in 1993.[122]
Richard Stallman (1953–): American software freedom activist, hacker, and software developer.[123]
Victor J. Stenger (1935–): American physicist, emeritus professor of Physics and Astronomy at the University of Hawaii and adjunct professor of Philosophy at the University of Colorado. Author of the book God: The Failed Hypothesis.[124]
Jack Suchet (1908–2001): South African born obstetrician, gynaecologist and venereologist, who carried out research on the use of penicillin in the treatment of venereal disease with Sir Alexander Fleming.[125]
Eleazar Sukenik (1889–1953): Israeli archaeologist and professor of Hebrew University in Jerusalem, undertaking excavations in Jerusalem, and recognising the importance of the Dead Sea Scrolls to Israel.[126]
Leonard Susskind (1940–): American theoretical physicist; a founding father of superstring theory and professor of theoretical physics at Stanford University.[127]
Raymond Tallis (1946–): Leading British gerontologist, philosopher, poet, novelist and cultural critic.[128]
Frank J. Tipler (1947–): American mathematical physicist and professor at Tulane University.[129]
Gherman Titov (1935–2000): Soviet cosmonaut and the second human to orbit the Earth.[130]
Linus Torvalds (1969–): Finnish software engineer, creator of the Linux kernel.[131]
Alan Turing (1912–1954): English mathematician, logician, and cryptographer; often considered to be the father of modern computer science. The Turing Award, often recognized as the “Nobel Prize of computing”, is named after him.[132][133]
Matthew Turner (died ca. 1789): chemist, surgeon, teacher and radical theologian, author of the first published work of avowed atheism in Britain (1782).[134][135]
J. Craig Venter (1946–): American biologist and entrepreneur, one of the first researchers to sequence the human genome, and in 2010 the first to create a cell with a synthetic genome.[136]
W. Grey Walter (1910–1977): American neurophysiologist famous for his work on brain waves, and robotician.[137]
James D. Watson (1928–): 1962-Nobel-laureate and co-discover of the structure of DNA.[138][139]
Joseph Weber (1919–2000): American physicist, who gave the earliest public lecture on the principles behind the laser and the maser, and developed the first gravitational wave detectors (Weber bars).[140]
Steven Weinberg (1933–): American theoretical physicist. He won the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1979 for the unification of electromagnetism and the weak force into the electroweak force.[141][142][143]
David Sloan Wilson (1949–): American evolutionary biologist, son of Sloan Wilson, proponent of multilevel selection theory and author of several popular books on evolution.[144]
E. O. Wilson (1929–): American biologist, researcher (sociobiology, biodiversity), theorist (consilience, biophilia), naturalist (conservationist) and author. His biological specialty is myrmecology, the study of ants.
Lewis Wolpert CBE FRS FRSL (1929–): developmental biologist, author, and broadcaster.[145]
Steve Wozniak (1950–): co-founder of Apple Computer and inventor of the Apple I and Apple II.[146]
Elizur Wright (1804–1885): American mathematician and abolitionist, sometimes described as the “father of life insurance” for his pioneering work on actuarial tables.[147]
Will Wright (1960–): American computer game designer and co-founder of the game development company Maxis.[148]
Victor Weisskopf
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Reading Skill: +1
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Cut and paste! Now that’s what I call “Junk Science”! Laughing out loud!
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11:12 pm
Yes i cut and pasted this, is that a problem? it is still valid.
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1:17 am
Teal deer.
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7:24 pm
You know, as in favor of gay rights as I am, it seems that every time they pull one of these stunts, it isn’t a legitimate political statement, but a bunch of gay clubbers pulling pranks on Republicans. Like “OHMAHGAWD, LOOK AT ME, I’M ONLY WEARING A BANANA HAMMOCK AND THERE’S NEWT GINGRICH, WHO DOESN’T LIKE THE GAYS! THIS IS HI-LA-RI-OUS!!”
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8:33 pm
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9:01 pm
Who is that man? I must kiss his feet for spewing such true words.
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9:03 pm
He’s an amazing actor… I forgot his name though XD
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9:29 pm
John Cleese. Damn straight, he’s the bamf-est actor ever.
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9:36 pm
I must track him down and kiss his feet.
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9:41 pm
So does everyone else my friend. So does everyone else.
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9:02 pm
Haha, I laugh at how stupid this article is. If they got cum in their face and “couldn’t see” then they wouldn’t have been able to tweet anything you dumb ass… XD
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9:04 pm
I hope they attacked Newt. Politicians are Horrible people… Except of course Ron Paul. Everyone loves him.
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9:07 pm
All around politicians are horrible. If we didn’t have them and more freedom to choose then the USA would be even better.
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10:41 pm
They’re so terrible because there are only 2 parties.
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9:29 pm
So gays are bad but you let pedophiles run churches?
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3:54 am
The homogays don’t run Christian churches, they only run mormon, catholic, satanist, wiccan, pagan, orthodox, muslim, jew, atheist churces (non christian churches).
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12:27 pm
Haha, what a loud of bull.
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12:57 pm
You do realize that this thread is now spiderman?
and atheists don’t have churches
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10:50 pm
No more!
The crap rolls out your mouth again
Haven’t changed, your brain is still gelatin
Little whispers circle around your head
Why don’t you worry about yourself instead
Who are you? where ya been? where ya from?
Gossip burning on the tip of your tongue
You lie so much you believe yourself
Judge not lest ye be judged yourself
Holier than thou
You are
Holier than thou
You are
You know not
Before you judge me take a look at you
Can’t you find something better to do
Point the finger, slow to understand
Arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand
It’s not who you are it’s who you know
Others lives are the basis of your own
Burn your bridges build them back with wealth
Judge not lest ye be judged yourself
Holier than thou
You are
Holier than thou
You are
You know not
Yeah who the hell are you?
Hey yo
Holier than thou
You are
Holier than thou
You are
You know not
Not
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10:56 pm
lol. I am spiderman now.
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10:58 pm
Fezzes are cool
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11:02 pm
I wear Fezzes now.
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11:05 pm
YES WAIT FOR IT……
DOCTOR WHOOVES!!!!!!!!
http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2011/299/a/2/doctor_whooves_by_1414holyflanders-d4dzik8.png
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11:00 pm
FUCK YES. SPIDERMAN IS HERE.
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11:03 pm
Stop quoting lyrics, I HATE when people do that. My ex-girlfriend used to quote lyrics when we were fighting, as thought it was an ACTUAL POINT. If you have something to say, SAY IT. Don’t let somebody else say it for you all flowery-like.
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11:20 pm
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
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11:26 pm
Couldn’t you just say “Around the world (x19)”?
Also, you are now Spiderman. I like Spiderman, I guess.
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11:29 pm
Don’t you recognize Daft Punk lyrics?
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11:32 pm
Duh. How does that change my point?
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11:06 pm
GOD, I hate teenagers.
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11:08 pm
DOCTOR WHOOVES!!!
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11:14 pm
Oh my God, PLEASE leave.
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11:17 pm
No MLP rules, i respect you, and kinda agree about women, but doctor who and MLP are the best two shows ever.
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11:17 pm
NO!
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.gif =/= valid argument.
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THE ONLY REASON I MAY WATCH MLP
I seriously thought I reached my limit with TRANSFORMERS: BEAST WARS but I DON’T CARE
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Doctor Who is not a good show. I have already proven this.
http://christwire.org/2011/09/doctor-who-comes-from-england-to-invade-american-childrens-minds-and-backsides/
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Stop posting so many animated images or they will block your account.
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I’ve never seen so many banal images in my life. This goes further in proving that these depraved lesbian Satanist liberals are colorless individuals who have nothing but mediocrity and insignificance to add to life.
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4:29 pm
I’m spiderman. Your argument is invalid.
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Well I don’t see your Tardis. so here are you options
1. Fuck you, I’m Spiderman.
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12:34 pm
Doctor Who is the British homosexual perversion of the classic Star Trek.
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12:48 pm
No I have watched both and they are completely different, also the doctor is not gay.
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1:20 am
It’s appropriate that you posted a picture of a pony carrying a jizzmop since you’re such jerkoff.
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You don’t watch doctor who you don’t understand.
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1:50 am
I understand that you’re a helpless onanist who needs somepony to follow him around with a mop.
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Tubby pony doesn’t just onanise, he finds equine beasts so kawai that he sometimes copulates with them ..
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Click my name. Do it faggot. DO. IT. It’ll be fun. Just. Click. My. Name.
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3:52 pm
What does it do?
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4:27 pm
Something they’ll like.
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Like what exactly? A porn site featuring nuns and what not?
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I knew clicking your name would lead to something bad and yet I still clicked the thing…This would be how my friend hit me with so many shock sites back in highschool…
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