Gay Marriage Nearly Legal in Maryland, Governor O’Malley Must Prevent God’s Wrath
The gay army has flanked the backside of America’s legislation again, this time sneaking the rite of homosexual marriage into Maryland’s law. In the wee twilight hour of the night, Maryland’s gay supporting democrats held a secret meeting and underhandedly voted to make gay marriage legal in the state.
Now, all that is needed is the signature of Maryland’s Governor O’Malley.
Before O’Malley makes his decision today, let us remind him that yesterday God sent a tornado warning. You can see in the dead of winter, it is no problem for God to create a giant tornado to wipe out all your cities, O’Malley.
If you sign that bill in to law today, O’Malley, God is going to send more than a warning. It will be great calimity! Tornadoes will be the least of your worries, when the sky rains down meteorites, great plague befalls the city and the moon turns to blood! Don’t make this fate befall humanity and your state, O’Malley. Let’s keep sodomy out of marriage and veto that legislation. Don’t forget, your duty before all is to God and country.
And this nation is One Nation UNDER God.
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
11:01 am
A power sermon Rev. Higgins. If O’Malley does sign butt-sex into law I’d love to see a miracle instead of a calamity for Maryland. God has hit these butt-lover states with some kind of unimaginable calamity which the Bible speaks of Him doing when He is angered. I think it would be nice if God changed up His game and used a variety of punishments, not just the same old thing… a volcano, earthquake, a flood. I’d like to see God make the punishment fit the sin. If O’Malley doesn’t veto this bill then maybe God could perform a miracle this time. Perhaps the Lord will leave Maryland covered under 15 feet of man-goo so that O’Malley and the other butt-love supporters can drowned in that which they covet most!
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11:15 am
Tornadoes are not create by God. Tornadoes form when air rotates because of wind shear, then spins faster to make a funnel cloud, and then the funnel rotates until it hits the ground. Easily explainable thru science. No “Gods wrath” involved.
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11:41 pm
But what causes the wind to shear? It must be hard to see mast Atheist myopia ..
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1:03 am
wind shear is cause by changes in air pressure and when two different temperate winds collide.
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12:11 pm
You wanna know what will REALLY happen if gays get married? You really want to know?
NOTHING. They will just get married. It isn’t going to cause the end of the world or invoke God’s wrath or anything like that. They will get married, end of story.
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1:41 pm
http://christwire.org/2012/02/angry-hand-of-god-strikes-washington-state-with-fire-gay-marriage-to-blame/
“You wanna know what will REALLY happen if gays get married?”
God’s wrath, I’m at least glad I live in a state that respects traditional values so I won’t have the locusts gnawing at my skin.
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1:52 pm
considering there is no proof that god exists, there is no proof that ”God” has wrath
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1:52 pm
You do relize that the article you linked to is completely false, like every article the CW freaks write?
CW has, and never will be, a valid source.
You lose
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1:53 pm
I have a question I want one of the Christians on this site to answer.
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2:07 pm
They really are playing with fire there in Maryland. I hope they come to their senses before they are all destroyed by God’s wrath.
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2:19 pm
once again, no proof god exists, ergo, no proof ‘God’ has wrath
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2:43 pm
So God is going is going to send plagues, death, and destruction on millions of innocent people because a percentage of them want to live their lives however they want, without some outdated book telling them otherwise.
And you know this how? Did God actually inform you of this? Or is this just one of you sick, genocidal dreams?
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5:32 pm
This is what pedophiles say when they kidnap children. They think it feels good so its ok. But we have morality for a reason and to protect families from this sin. Pedophiles dont believe in morals and support fag rigts.
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7:02 pm
But no one gets hurt by gay marriage people do get hurt by pedophiles kidnapping children.
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7:47 pm
J-dog, clearly you are unfamiliar with the story of Sodom and Gomorrah.
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5:03 pm
God describes this as the greatest sin and why do the gays think its okay? Sad that the democrats are in bed with these people and what do they expect in return for this sin abainst the Bible? I dont hate the gays but America is place where family comes first and this filth should be not spread to the children and these people be better off in the jails.
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7:03 pm
Where is it described as the greatest sin, it isn’t even in the 10 commandments, isn’t killing without reason the greatest sin.
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7:51 pm
The greatest sin is blaspheming the Holy Spirit.
Matthew 12:31-32 — “Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.”
As to whether or not gay marriage in itself is blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, I think we should seek more advice from Rev. Higgins.
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8:08 pm
Okay I was wrong, I guess i am too used to looking at things from an ethical standpoint and not a crazy biblical standpoint which would say that me typing god damn is worse than murdering someone.
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8:37 pm
Now you’re getting it!
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8:42 pm
So you agree that the biblical standpoint is crazy and that there are much worse things than saying god’s name in vain.
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8:46 pm
Not according to the bible.
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8:47 pm
Well obviously, I am asking for your view point not the bible’s.
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9:00 pm
My point of view is that the bible is literally correct in every word, even where it contradicts itself.
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9:07 pm
LOL
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5:07 pm
I don’t see the problem with gay marriage being legalized… I’m not really sure why you’re all against it so much. There’s also no connection between this law and the tornado or whatever, I can assure you that. And didn’t God promise to not wipe out the Earth again after he flooded it? Yeah. Those meteor showers and things you predicted are not going to happen, pinky promise.
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5:30 pm
Gay marriage disgraces real marriage and makes it okay for the pedophiles and pervets adopt children, like the oens from Asia and Africa which they like. It also give them special rights above Gods law and tax credit so what comes next? Groups can marry each other like the Mormon? Or maybe you can marry your dog or kids? It just opens up the whole thing bucause there are no rules anymore when the fags get to do this.
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6:08 pm
There are straight people who are pedophiles… and people are marrying other people, not a totally different species, so no one will be able to marry an animal or something. And they’re exempt from tax credit…? What. And it’s not God’s law… and it’s not opening up anything, really, just happiness for a group of people. And adopting children from poorer places to give them a nice home is a good thing, not a bad thing.
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7:57 pm
Alice, down there in Arizona you’ll be well aware of the problem with illegal immigrants.
This homosexualist marriage complicates things enormously. A Mexican homosexualist could come to the US, marry an American homosexualist and then they could adopt an anchor terror-baby from the Middle East!
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8:09 pm
If you adopt it from another country it cant be an anchor baby.
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8:21 pm
Hmmm… maybe it would have to be lesbianist illegals with a turkey-baster terror baby conceived with American sperm.
Thanks for helping me polish up my thinking!
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8:23 pm
Well technically if it is born on American soil than it is an American Citizen and therefore anchor baby, that simple.
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2:34 pm
THE POINT IS, there is nothing wrong with gay marriages. Exbrony and all the writers are just arrogant bastards.
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5:31 am
Where, exactly, did I say that there was anything wrong with homosexualist marriage?
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1:33 pm
Great points there Alice, keep up the good fight.
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5:16 pm
It’s getting to the point where we might need to militarily intervene in these rogue states.
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7:07 pm
Technically the bible says one man cannot lie with another nothing about them getting married. Under biblical scripture there is nothing wrong with two men getting married just two men having sex, because them being married wont make it so they only have sex after marriage (they would have it anyway) therefore there is no scriptural reason for them not to be married. QED
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7:55 pm
This is why we need real men of God like Reverend Higgins to interpret scripture for us. Reverend Higgins has graduated from theological college and has decades of theological study and experience. Have you?
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8:05 pm
I think theological study is frankly useless becasue,
1. The bible has been so interpreted and translated and censored that what it says now is practically impossible to draw back to original meanings.
2. No one can claim to have been around at the time of the bible’s writing, so no one can know the true meaning.
3. The bible is a faulty document so what it says doesn’t really matter anyways.
Look everyone tries to interpret the bible the way they want it to be, but the fact is, Higgins doesn’t know, there are so many ludicrous interpretations of things, including but not limited to the bible, that when someone comes up with one i generally dont believe it especially if the person who came up with it is a fundamentalist with an agenda. I thought you were on the atheists side now, why do you now take the christians side again. Finally how do you know about Higgins college experience, he probably is lying about that like everything else.
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8:24 pm
“what it says now is practically impossible to draw back to original meanings.”
That didn’t stop you declaring just now that it supports homosexualist marriage.
Why does everybody want me to be on a “side”? What’s with all the tribalism? Aren’t we all just searching for the truth together? Honestly, you’d think Poe’s Law had never been written!
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8:31 pm
1. I never said it supported gay marriage i said it was never mentioned in the exact wording, it does not suport gay marriage it has no view on it at all. And you can have view points on different sides I have mostly liberal views but I have conservative views on illegal immigration and other things. You dont have to take one side always but sometimes your points contradict each other. Yesterday you were saying Jesus never existed, now you are calling Higgins a “real man of god” are you christian or not?
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8:41 pm
Do I need to spell it out for you? Go back up to my previous post and see if there’s a term there with which you’re unfamiliar, then google it. Hint: it has two capital letters.
BTW, I never said that Jesus never existed; I said that there is no evidence that he did.
Which just makes faith all the more marvellous. Hallelujah!
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8:46 pm
I know about Poe’s law im trying to find out which one are you, currently i am assuming you are a parody.
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11:49 pm
What nonsense! Every member of our flock is completely legitimate!
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8:59 pm
You can lead a pony to water…
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9:30 am
I met a homosexual the other day who was Asian and had a very hairless body and skinny frame. Funny how those things work.
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12:29 pm
what does that have to do with anything?
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9:24 am
Billings is just having a hard time admiting that he was checking that guy out.
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