Gay Sneeze Disease: Have You Been Infected?
Homosexuals can now spread a new illness called Gay Sneeze Disease through saliva. While the new disease is thought to be airborne, it seems using a utensil, cup or even toilet an infected gay has touched can spread this terribly debilitating disease..
If a gay has sneezed on you, you probably have it.
During the Dark Ages, homosexuality was rampant. With the church being weakened and the world far removed from the ability to read or practice Christianity, immoral lifestyles lead humans to fall prey to many different diseases.
The most notable of all illnesses was the homosexually spread gay bowel disesase, also known as the Bubonic Plague.Also called “The Black Death”, the disease was first spread in a region of Europe where men performed homosexual blood bit rituals upon each other.These men called themselves “vampyres” and dressed in dapper clothing.
The most notable of these men was a sadistic sodomist known as Vlad the Impaler (hence, the name).The black death is a name that still haunts modern society. It nearly wiped out humanity and for many scientists, it is still not clear what made the disease suddenly disappear.
They have not made the connection that it was The Inquisition and Reestablishment of the Church, Christian tradition and moral lifestyles that brought a quick end to the brutal disease.But the world is once again falling into a dark age, and as such, we are again haunted by the wrathful plagues of past. The Bible warns bodily afflictions shall fall upon the bosoms of gays:And even with such startling evidence and divine declarations, our politicians are smug and arrogant. Gays, sassy and selfish. Scientists are just as clueless as in the dark ages.
They are all being mentally clouded by the master chemist of human disease: Satan.Last week, a school district in New York was the first to report a mysterious illness at a school where openly gay married people have been allowed to enter. Reports state that the gay couple seemed to be ‘fighting a cold or sinus infection’, repeatedly sneezing and being typically unsanitary by not covering their mouths, coughing on all the students.
By the time the evening bell had started to ring, over one dozen students were experiencing anal cramps, fits of high pitched sneezes and fatigue, all classic signs of Bubonic plague and gay bowel syndrome. Can this be the start of a new epidemic?Gay Sneeze Disease: The Horrifying FactsAs warned by my esteemed colleague, Dr. Paul Cameron:
The gay legacy shall be dire. Homosexuals rode into the dawn of sexual freedom and returned with a plague that gives every indication of destroying most of them. Those who treat AIDS patients are at great risk, not only from HIV infection, which as of 1992 involved over 100 health care workers, but also from TB and new strains of other diseases. Those who are housed with AIDS patients are also at risk.Those who are housed with AIDS patients are also at risk. Dr. Max Essex, chair of the Harvard AIDS Institute, warned congress in 1992 that “AIDS has already led to other kinds of dangerous epidemics…If AIDS is not eliminated, other new lethal microbes will emerge, and neither safe sex nor drug free practices will prevent them.”
The Gay Rights movement has not only eroded America’s culture, but standard level of health. It is estimated that by 2050, over 80% of American men will have experienced some sort of airborne gay bowel syndrome
During the 1990s, gays were wild and lawless. They ran naked through the astroglide utopia of a Clintonian America, where bizarre sex acts were 'not sex' according to the liberal president. The lax anti-sodomy laws have resulted in gays harboring two decades worth of terrible disease, finally ready to unleash in airborne form among the rest of humanity.
Liberal lawmakers became too smug and confident in the 90s. They assumed they could ‘let the gays be gay’. Instead of protecting gays from their inherent seld-destructiveness, they have allowed their bodies to breed the very superbacteria that can wipe out all humanity. Instead of enforcing anti-sodomy laws that would have improved the health of humanity, they catered to gay voters and allowed gay marriage, gay military and rampant, drug-fueled gay orgies on every street corner.
And now we are all going to pay the price.
The medical consequences of prolonged homosexuality is deadly and unforgiving. Recent studies prove that 70% of gays 25 years of age and older have had a sexually transmitted illness. These cold, hard facts would steer a normal person into sane choices of abstinence, but the mind of a homosexual is wild and unsettled. It is passionate for any acts of torture of masochism.
Perhaps this mental instability helps explain why by 1992, 83% of all white US AIDS cases had happened in gays, while a startling 59% reported intestinal parasites such as worms, amoeba and dengue hook worms (CDC HIV/AIDS SURVEILLANCE, February 1993 and Biggar, R. J. Low T-lymphocyte ratios in homosexual men. “Journal Of The American Medical Association,” 19842511441-46; “Wall Street Journal,” 7/18/91, B1. ).
Johns Hopkin’s is reporting the newest ‘GSD’ as ‘more deadly and easier to spread than MRSA’. MRSA is a horrifying strain of bacteria that is resistant to all known antibiotics. This gay disease is most commonly seen in hospitals who regularly ‘cleanse’ the backsides of gays and may have reused sheets from the treatment bed. It’s thought that the mutated bacteria that flows from a gay’s intestinal tract created an environment were phallically inserted Staph bacteria inserted, mutated and termed into Superstaph. Scientists are saying that this new sneezing disease is more powerful than that staph bacteria.
One new strain of Gay Sneeze Disease, called USA300, causes instant blood poisoning and a form of pneumonia that can eat away lung tissue.
Professor Chris Williams of University of Birmingham (molecular genetics) states, “It breaks down tissue. If it gets into your heart, bacteria can get into your bloodstream and take hold of different parts of your body. That could lead to death quite easily.”
Now that homosexual bacteria has gone airborne, we’re all at risk of death.
“The dangers of the ‘community- acquired’ superbugs are raised in a new study, examining the way they spread,” Dr Ruth Massey said.
Dr. Massey added: ‘These community- acquired strains seem to be good at affecting healthy people – they seem to be much better than the hospital ones at causing disease.’
Another researcher stated, ‘If you’re on a crowded tube or buswith a gay and he sneezes, you can spread the bacteria.’
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Author: Amber Vos Savant
Amber Vos Savant is an award winning conservative journalist and currently serves as Young Republican coordinator for Romney 2012 in Boston.
10:56 pm
This was a well researched and educational article. It’s good to know the folks at chrisTwire are on top of this!
TY, BJB
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7:07 pm
shut up Amish twat. no one likes you… if this article was well researched then my little ponies fly. xD
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11:17 pm
You already lsot any valid argument when you didn’t grasp the part of history about dark age and why it’s occured
Dark Age occured because of christianity dominion over the mass ( and many murdering and war and so on that go with this era0
actually Nothing good ever happened the church was Not weakened ( actually it’s the opposite)
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11:26 pm
I’m glad we have a learned staff that provides insightful historical accounts with real facts instead of pandering to some liberal agenda.
Far too many historical accounts are littered with the bacteria of ‘the great society’ kind of thinking. I’m always well-informed and feel good about myself when I read one of Amber’s pieces.
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1:42 pm
Amen, Sister Blanche.
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7:08 pm
pick up an actual history book por favor. OHH WOOT I SPOKE SPANISH BITCH!
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11:42 pm
im sorry you have no knowledge of history in the dark ages everyone in europe was christian and the black plague is a disease that is carried by rats, homosexuals were killed in the dark ages you have all your facts wrong. back me up herbet lets go historical on these fools
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12:40 am
and it is clear what made the disease disappear, a built up immunity.
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12:42 am
and if scientists were as clueless as they were in the dark ages than we wouldn’t have computers and the church would still be in charge, where do you get your info from please tell me.
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5:14 pm
they get it from there bible that is 1000′s of years old. it would not surprise me if that book got translated wrong as the years went on.
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7:36 am
This is a joke right?? If not you are probably one of the dumbest people on this Earth, not because of your lack of knowledge but because you think you have the right to spew your hate filled made up crap all over normal people! This is ALL wrong, the bubonic plague had NOTHING whatsoever to with homosexuality, it was circulated by fleas and rodents.
Get your facts right before you try and turn people against others, that’s all this website and you people seem to do, insight hatred on people who simply have different values to yourselves. You disgust me!
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11:32 am
One of the big reasons I’ve remained in this small mountaintop community is to avoid things like this. We keep these type of people out of our town. We certainly don’t want them exposing our children to gay viruses & deviant homosexual behavior.
Thanks for your report, I think I am going to print it out & take it to the next community gathering, if that is ok with you.
Bless you Amber.
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11:34 am
If someone could tell me how to print it without the photos, I would appreciate that too. Thank you.
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11:45 am
Take a shotgun, put it against your computer, pull the trigger, and wait 5 to 6 business days. Then, proceed to hang yourself.
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3:56 pm
No one can argue with that source in the article. It is science!
Great work Amber V
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4:41 pm
No it’s not, you fucking moron.
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4:42 pm
CDC HIV/AIDS SURVEILLANCE, February 1993 and Biggar, R. J. Low T-lymphocyte ratios in homosexual men. “Journal Of The American Medical Association,” 19842511441-46; “Wall Street Journal,” 7/18/91, B1. ).
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8:59 pm
we are talking about the historical part, thats it you make me sick all of you im leaving christwire, thanks for everything atheists you have given me hope for humanity, please defend me against all the negative comments that come my way.
MLP RULES, GO BRONIES!
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7:10 pm
no.. this is random crap that this dumb bitch dreamed of last night and then decided to write an article about it…. NOTHING ON THIS SITE IS REALITY!
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7:12 pm
so… now homosexuality is the plague. uhm… last i checked… i dont have a bunch of bruises and im not bleeding out of every surface of my body -.-’
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3:19 pm
LOLOLOLOL this is a joke… right?
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5:27 pm
WARNING I’M ABOUT TO RANT:
you people think you know everything about gays. im gay and i didnt turn gay because of some fucking sickness. i know im gay because i tryed dating a few girls and i felt nothing from any of them. the way im soposed to feel about a girl is how i feel when im with a guy. also you think all gays are pedophiles and rapists. THERE NOT!! there are probubly some that are not all. one last thing, i thought there was something in the bible about treat others the way you want to be treated. what happened to that stuff.
thanks to all the people who are fighting these fucking idiots.
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