God Destroys Northern California with 5.6 Earthquake Tsunami, Anti-Prop 8 Gays to Blame!
Behold the wrath of thy God, homosexual enablers of America!
The holy spirit of anti-homosexual vengeance washes over Northern California in the form of a Tsunami Earthquake. Terrified scientists report the earthquake measures 5.6 on the Richter scale and now the entire world knows, all gays shall burn in hell!
You see the homosexual city of Eureka, California being consumed by the wrath of God! Smoke shall blow from his nostrils and like a fiery tempest of the sea, his wrath shall drown the fecal lined innards of sassafrassing sally sin slickster in the GAY BAY!
I warned you all last week! God’s wrath shall come for you have overturned Proposition 8! How can a Christian nation allow men to lay prostate before God, taking turns wagging their devil diggers into the cavernous backsides of one another!
FOR IT IS WRITTEN!
6 Wail, for the day of the Lord is near! It will come as destruction from the Almighty. 7 Therefore all hands will fall limp, And every man’s heart will melt. 8 And they will be terrified, Pains and anguish will take hold of them; They will writhe like a woman in labor, They will look at one another in astonishment, their faces aflame.
“His hands will fall limp.” What man has a hand limper than a gay gut grenadier general. These homosexuals proudly march in the armies of anal sins, firing their rifles of sodomy and shame into one another deep into all hours of the night. These flagrant miscreants want us all to revel in their sins and make them legal, even though The Bible says no gays allowed!
Look at verse 8, sinful sot-ridden harlots. Look at God’s words come true as California trembled in terror, scared of this mighty Tsunami Earthquake spirit that has fallen upon them. As you read this, the gluteals of homosexuals quiver in excruciating pain, for God warns they shall all ‘writhe like a woman in labor’!
Gays want to act like women, so God is giving them an eternal curse to experience childbirth for every moment they screech for mercy as they burn in hell! What a terrible fate! If that’s the fate for gays, what shall be suffered upon their enablers!
Women, children and men who stand against Proposition 8, curse your name! If you stood against Proposition 8, know this truth!
The little wildfires of your coming drought season shall not compares to the mighty Kelvin measured flames of hell! It is where all Anti-Prop 8 homosexual enablers shall burn! Forever!
Read these words, homo supporting America! When you allow gays the right to marry, you damn us all! You damn even the children to suffer! Do not lead us into a stiff fecal quagmire where eons later, angels see our tortured souls captured in the crappy goopy tarpits of homosexual shames!
The La Brea tarpits are filled with the carcasses of ancient homosexuality! Do not let that fate befall us as well, because it can. Heed my words, oh ye sinners! Heed my words and read the wrath of God. Shake in fear and demand the Supreme Court tremble before the Lord their God and support DOMA!
6 Wail, for the day of the Lord is near! It will come as destruction from the Almighty. 7 Therefore all hands will fall limp, And every man’s heart will melt. 8 And they will be terrified, Pains and anguish will take hold of them; They will writhe like a woman in labor, They will look at one another in astonishment, their faces aflame. 9 Behold, the day of the Lord is coming, Cruel, with fury and burning anger, to make the land a desolation; And He will exterminate its sinners from it. 10 For the stars of heaven and their constellations Will not flash forth their light; the sun will be dark when it rises, And the moon will not shed its light. 11 Thus I will punish the world for its evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; I will also put an end to the arrogance of the proud, and abase the haughtiness of the ruthless. 12 I will make mortal man scarcer than pure gold, And mankind than the gold of Ophir. 13 Therefore I shall make the heavens tremble, And the earth will be shaken from its place at the fury of the Lord of hosts In the day of His burning anger. 14 And it will be that like a hunted gazelle, Or like sheep with none to gather them, they will each turn to his own people, And each one flee to his own land. 15 Anyone who is found will be thrust through, and anyone who is captured will fall by the sword. 16 Their little ones also will be dashed to pieces before their eyes; Their houses will be plundered and their wives ravished (Isaiah 13:6-16).
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
2:10 am
Looks like the homo Cocks are coming home to roost!
It is heartening to see that Satan’s favour is not enough to spare them from the wrath of God!
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2:15 am
It looks like the homo Cocks are coming home to roost!
It is heartening to see that Satan’s favour is not enough to spare them from God’s wrath!
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2:43 am
I have already obtained canned foods and other provisions in anticipation of an attack by soulless zombified hoards. In fact, I’m going to sign off now so that I can clean my shotguns and see if Ralph will open up his gun shop so I can buy some more rounds.
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3:43 am
I no longer consider ‘states’ like California, New york and Massachusetts to be part of America. Hopefully this will act as a warning for them to correct their ways in the eye of the LORD. I am confident Georgia will be spared, we have done nothing to offend God, and would be willing to shed the blood of these so called ‘Americans’ in His name
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7:58 pm
is not the southerner like you being pissed to be unified with the northerner ?
seriously if you hate these states so Much why you dont disunify yourself USA might be better off without you
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8:04 pm
just so u know that is a picture of clouds not a tsunami this didnt even happen
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4:13 am
You are all aware that The Constitution dictates a clear line between Church and State right? American’s may be Christian, but that does not make the entire country accountable under the bible. Ever think that “terrifying” Earthquake/Tsunami could have been a warning for all of you bigoted and hateful people? Last time I checked hatred was not a very high valued thing.
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4:32 am
Did it ever occur to you that the tsunami was cause by the earthquake caused by the fact that California is a big earthquake state by being near a major faultline?
Why so quick to assume this is God’s wrath? Honestly, your God is nothing but cruel if he just sends disasters at innocent people.
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7:53 am
Umm. When the hell was this? I don’t remember hearing about any sort of tsunami in California
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7:56 am
California is a place prone to earthquakes and such. Besisdes, it hasn’t done any real damage at all. Honestly, your God must be a total bastard if you’re right.
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8:00 am
I don’t see any of my posts. The hell?
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8:16 pm
me too
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10:21 am
Amen brother amen!!!
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8:15 pm
um look this never happened
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8:05 pm
lol its a pic of clouds i see u on here a lot is this real are the people for real ????? i registered just so i can put in my two cents
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10:55 pm
this website is having some technical problems
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10:31 am
I think those Anonymous cowards are declaring cyber Jihad upon us.
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3:26 pm
unfortunately not, also they are not muslim.
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1:31 am
Amazing article Rev Higgins. Let’s face it, God is mightier and fiercer than any San Fransissy Drag Queen, and this picture shows that when he brought on his wrathful Tsunami it goes right over the largest skyscrapers these west coast homos can build.
Imagine how much lube and glitter must be washed back into the ocean right now. Disgusting.
Thanks goodness I am safe here in White Settlement Texas, where we pay our respects to the Lord and are under his blessing.
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8:54 am
IT’s Icy viner still playing portal and skyrim at your gay bast house in text with the meixcos?
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9:24 pm
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!! GAY PEOPLE DO NOT CAUSE EARTH QUAKES YOU DUMB FUCKS! Gay people are amazing, they are kind and generous if you people would just face the fact that God is not real and that religion is bullshit this world would be a better place. If there is a so called God then didn’t he say ‘He shall love everyone no matter what, even if they sin?’ Well by that i believe he love’s gay’s if he is real which he isn’t. Gay people have a right to be treated like everyone else, and they are just like you and me. The only thing different is who they love and to be honest i do not see the difference in men loving men and woman loving woman, it is exactly the same as a man and a woman. So fuck your religion and fuck your so called God. GAY PEOPLE RULE!
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