• God Prepares to Explode Lava Dome in Cleveland Volcano if Gay Marriage Approved in Washington

    February 2, 2012 4:10 am 97 comments

    The countdown clock has been started! God’s anger is brewing and the next move is ours, America! Behold the power of your God!

    This is the scene of of Cleveland volcano in Alaska!  God has made a joke of the icebergs and with but a huff of his heated breath, has melted them all away!  All that stands between America and destruction is Washington state saying no to Gay Marriage.  For it is written!

    Psalms 11:6 – Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: [this shall be] the portion of their cup.

    What can be more wicked than men who’s hands are shamed with the scents of prostate seduction.  Instead of laying prostate before their God, they lay sprawled for the loins of another man.  How could any gay look up with pride when they conduct such acts of shame in the secret of night!

    Be warned, Washington!  Shall you suffer the fate of wrath upon America, you shall find yourselves no better than the ancient Sodomy Capital of Vesuvius.  The people of that wicked city were advanced, just like you!  They had massive libraries that were the Microsoft of their time!  They had Nike headquarters and a primitive space needle!  These people thought they were avdanced and mighty, but they failed to realize one thing.

    Photo of Molds of People Killed by Mount Vesuvius

    Gay Vesuvians were instantly struck with volcano wrath, the same fate that faces the American Northwest of gays are allowed to marry. Look at the shocked faces of their bodies, forever crusted with the shames of homosexuality.

    The fires of hell are stoked by the kindlings of homosexuality!

    Dear friends, let us hope and pray today that the Washington state council realizes that the price of homosexuality is being cast in hell for all time.

    Let the homosexual without sin cast the first stone if he or she dares to defy my words.

     

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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