Happy March Zero America! Black History Month is Officially Over!
(chrisTwire)—As we were all taught as children, February has 28 days. Then came Black History Month which we successfully stuck in the darkest, dreariest, and shortest of months. Life was good. After 28 days of blackness… spring would come, the Sun would shine again. But then a Kenyan descended on America, carrying a fake birth certificate in one hand, the Koran in the other, and the false promise of change in his back pocket.
Now that Kenyan has made February 29 days long in a subtle attempt to extend black history month to 29 days. 29 days…. 29 days is an extra 3 percent of black history. And do blacks need more history? Blacks have an awful and embarrassing history of crime, bad credit, unruly crack babies, deadbeat fathers, and putting $3000 stereos in $2000 cars. It’s time for blacks to not look at their history, but look forward to a new life, one that fits into moral American values.
So we will not fall for Obamas trickery, instead we declare today March Zero. The beginning of a new time for all. A time where we can all come together under one savior and recognize the importance of conformity, capitalism, the rule of law, and paying your bills. March Zero, a day where we can be free of liberal ideas like obamacare, eviloution, the ACLU, and menthol cigarettes.
If we recognize February 29th… Evil wins. What happens next year, a February 30th? Think of your children, will they be celebrating a 60 day February? We need to put a stop to this now. College age people, imagine no spring break because March never comes. No Lake Havasu, No South Padre, no Panama City FL….. These are rites of passage for Caucasian Americans everywhere. A time to let loose, a time to have fun, a time to experience the values America was founded on… Obama wants to take your spring break away. He wants to socialize your life. Feminists want those tank tops and t-shirts to stay on and dry. Does America want that??? I think not.
So enjoy March Zero. Spread the word. Have fun. Think Spring. Do as Morgan Freeman would.
Morgan freeman:
“ I do not want a Black History Month”
Enjoy your spring America! And remember… Buy American, because it’s us or them.
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.MA
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Author: Senator August Weisz
Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves.
http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography
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Sorry to be such a heckler, but February 29th happens every four years on leap year. It’s not a new thing, I’m afraid.
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10:41 am
Interesting that you would be so truly stupid to miss the entire point of this article and nitpick like some little punk on a bus to town. Do you honestly think people are impressed by your relentless idiocy? Are you trying to prove something here? No, you’re little more than a fool spoon fed the worst of liberal propaganda and absolutely incapable of thinking for yourself. You rampant hate and bigotry has no place here. Why is it people like you forget that the very freedom you abuse is only available because America was founded with a Christian spirit? The great enlightenment of Christian principles inspired the Founding Fathers and gave this country its ethical necessity. Without it, we would have no Freedom of Speech or Freedom of the Press. You seem to sidestep all of that and yet you wallow in the freedom to be a complete imbecile. Congratulations, you’ve killed a collective braincell or two of the American mindset.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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Sorry i dont read stupid stuff.
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8:00 am
How are you going to keep saying your not racist when you parade it around all the time? And for the love of God, Obama is not a Muslim. The man is christian and he was born in Hawaii.
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10:16 am
Despite what the politically correct communists try to do pointing out statistics about a culture isn’t racist.
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11:13 am
You guys don’t find celebrating the end of Black History Month racist? Also, what about the Egyptians, who built great monuments with little technology, and the Pheonicians, some of the world first sailors that layed out the foundation of our Alphabet? And what about Fredrick Douglas and Malcolm X and so many other great black figures? The reason we have these statistics is because you dragged us out of our homes, made us slaves, raped us, divided families, destroyed our culture, and so much more.
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11:20 am
What’s racist about recognizing that a month is over? You sound like that girl Claire who’s always looking for an excuse to act like a wounded little puppy and cry for attention. That kid is so annoying! And the funny thing is that she’ll never be half as intelligent as she fancies herself to be. Some day she’ll come around and realize it. With LN, probably not. That guy is destined to stay stupid forever. What a nutcase if you ask me. And a terrible speller. How annoying is that? We can all agree here.
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12:05 pm
Yes, I still have that dream of coming home in the pickup truck and seeing you in the driveway. And then I’d throw you over my knee and spank you for being so terribly naughty all the time.
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12:53 pm
There’s nothing special about my cellar. You can come check it out for yourself some times. And I have never “thrown” anyone down there. I did have a organizational meeting for one of my hiking trips there once. Well it got out of hand when little Ralph got very lippy and we sent him down there for a “time out.” Thats a big thing these days with parents. Instead of spanking, it’s called a “time out.” We used to just say sit in the corner with a dunce’s cap. I sometimes stand in the corner when I’m upset. Stand there and look at the wall. You’d be surprised how much dust gathers up in corners and you really need to swat at it with a dry rag. I almost typed “rage” instead of “rag.” Isn’t that funny!
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12:57 pm
Billings, you’ve flat-out stated before you throw people into your cellar. Just admit that you’re a pedophile and go seek help.
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1:01 pm
How often do you dream about me hog-tying you with a strong cord and putting a gag down your throat and maybe handcuffing you from behind to the pole by the furnance? Good luck trying to wiggle out of that one but there dirt part of the floor is soft enough you could squat down in a pool of your own feces and cry like a little girl just stewing all day and I bet you want some books or more than a bran muffin? You are one truly sick puppy and I would use a belt of a metal ruler to spank you and not even your hot messy tears would convince me to unlock you until I really knew in my heart of hearts that Jesus himself had seen clear to lighten those apple cheeks of yours. The sun comes in through the window on the right and you can see the spiders next.
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1:03 pm
Billings, get help, you’re deep in the closet and it’s impacting your thought process. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that you think you’re sane or the fact that you fantasize about tying me down and doing god-know’s-what to me.
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1:17 pm
Sir, it’s terribly rude to insult people like that. Maybe next time you can think about what you’re going to say before you type. It’s simply common decency. Thank you. God bless.
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1:35 pm
Thanks Fredo. you’re all right.
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1:47 pm
As long as you continue being considerate of people’s feelings Mr. Billings, you are forgiven. God loves you no matter what you do, as long as you love God, and love the people around you. Also, my name is not Fredo. If you want, you can call me Az, as my friend Crowley tells me that Aziraphale is a bit of mouthful to say and type. Too time consuming apparently. God Bless.
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1:25 pm
“You guys don’t find celebrating the end of Black History Month racist? “
Ask Morgan freeman. He hates Black history month
“Also, what about the Egyptians, who built great monuments with little technology, and the Pheonicians, some of the world first sailors that layed out the foundation of our Alphabet?”
They weren’t black. Have you ever been to Egypt or the Middle East? They may be tan, but not black.
“ And what about Fredrick Douglas and Malcolm X and so many other great black figures?
Malcolm X was a terrorist.
“The reason we have these statistics is because you dragged us out of our homes, made us slaves, raped us, divided families, destroyed our culture, and so much more.”
Blacks sold blacks into slavery, not me.
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7:38 am
The Pheonicians were Africans, and so were the Egyptians. Samething for the Kushites. Same thing for the Carthaginians. It even says in Roman and Greek records that when they had contact with them, they were people of dark skin. And honestly, I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about Morgan Freeman. And that isn’t what I mean. Every country has had it’s slaves. What makes us diferent was how lasting the effect was.
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8:12 am
What’s next? Islamist month? Soviet healthcare appreciation week?!
Obama is wrecking all the things that made America great ..
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8:50 am
Stupid fucking christians are the doom of American freedom!!
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10:29 am
Awful little Gremlins get a smack.
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10:43 am
I thought you liberals celebrated homosexuality? No you act like it’s an insult. I guess you people are nothing more than bigots after all.
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10:59 am
I am often agog at how liberals manage to be such glaring hypocrites without even the tiniest shred of cognitive dissonance ..
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11:17 am
The truth is they don’t think, they just shout. And when they shout loud enough, the imbeciles of America think they’re right.
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1:48 pm
Billings, you’re the raving madman, not me, and Julie? You’re incapable of reading things properly, so insulting the intelligence of others really shouldn’t be ground you step on, and you all fail to recognize your own hypocrisy, even when it’s staring right at you in the face.
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12:58 pm
The fact is, people like you are deep in the closet and need to realize that you are indeed the very thing you hate.
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10:02 am
Leap years are a liberatti plot to undermine the confidence of white men.
The addition of an extra 24 hours of melanin pride and ovarian oversight is not only aligned with the US election process but also represents a day of horror for single white men.
Women, specifically the facially non-symmetric and un-toned, will chase down and subdue men with the intent to enslave them with matrimony. By democratic decree, women demanding marriage on this day must be obeyed. We should find this heresy of Christian marriage disgusting. They call it Sadie Hawkins, it should be called Evil.
Imagine a world where everyday was as fear filled as today. It chills me to the bone. Large boned, lumbering women, their short tyrannous rex arms clawing at the innocent hapless man who dared leave his domicile for a trip to the gym or perhaps to procure a cool beverage only to be snapped up in her toothy maw and jostled about like a rag doll. It is the stuff of nightmares.
Mothers should hide their sons and teach their daughters this activity is wrong.
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1:14 pm
Dear, I’m afraid you’re confused. Today is not a day a fear. It is simply an extra day. Why, today, maybe I’ll go to the duck pond with Crowley and feed the ducks and talk about the bible again. I’m terribly sorry you feel this way about another day that God has blessed us with. Maybe you should take the day to relax and read a nice book. There’s this nice book I’ve been reading recently called Vile Bodies by the renowned Evelyn Waugh that speaks out against the young children in decadent London in the 1920s. It’s a satirical romantic comedy and very compelling.
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6:18 pm
Thank you for your unnecessary response.
Just yesterday, while making dry goods purchases, a young clerk approached and asked if I needed help. I replied no, having already made several selections on my own. Anyone could see these, since I had them draped over my left arm.
“Well, you don’t seem to know what you are doing” she said.
I kindly asked if she worked on commission, which she replied as being true.
“Well” I responded,”allow me to help you increase your meager commissions and stay off the government teat. When a customer has selections ask if you may take them to the register to free their burden and allow them to continue making even more selections. Perhaps a a less feckless sales generating strategy for a young money wise clerk could also include a kind agreement like ‘you are going to love this belt, I have one too’. For you see, many people will shut down the purchasing process when guileless twits are given merchandising tasks.”
I handed her my un-purchased selections and left the store.
While I’m sure your schedule of duck watching is interesting to many, it isn’t going to sell me a book. I don’t read romance novels and I certainly would not hold dear any recommendation from a man that reads such things. Besides, I am on my annual Great Gatsby cycle and have yet to complete the Roald Dahl collection at bedtime.
Kind regards,
BB
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6:37 pm
Oh, you have a book? Well, I own a book store. Perhaps I can put in a nice word with some of the chaps that come in to seeing it getting sold. I love the Great Gatsby. I think him and Evelyn Waugh are on the same level. Vile Bodies isn’t much a romance novel as it is a critical depiction of young careless people. Roald Dahl is good too. I go to the local community center sometimes and read to the younger dears. Well, you have a nice day. God bless.
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11:12 am
March Zero is an excellent idea! Thanks August for this story. I see that Aziraphale_Angel didn’t get it and Harley Farley the hater as usual has nothing good to say.
Harley is about 6 years old I surmise from his ignorant rants but I see he likes word games. Check this one out…
Harley Farley = LoseR!
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12:20 pm
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1:53 pm
Excellent rebuttal Julian. I admire the way you can express yourself without resorting to the profanity and hypocrisy these “liberals” use in their replies.
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7:32 am
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And you still didn’t answer the question…Did Noah let the two crabs live on his BALL SACK??
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8:37 am
I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that!!
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1:23 pm
What is there to understand that having a new day every four years is nothing new? I’ve been on this Earth a long time sir, and I’ve witnessed it happen about sixteen times. I’m terribly sorry you are confused Johnathan. Perhaps you should go and read a nice book on the subject. Have a nice day. God Bless.
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1:24 pm
Hmm, maybe not sixteen times. My math is probably wrong. I’m not THAT old yet.
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1:29 pm
So next year when February 30 occurs, you will conveniently remember a bunch of those too? You liberal interbreeds sicken me.
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1:41 pm
Um when did you assume that I was a ‘liberal interbreed?’ Sir, I’m afraid that you are terribly confused. I hope you get that sorted out soon.
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1:55 pm
August, are you that dumb that you think that there are going to be 30 days in February next year?
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7:02 pm
Alright August, when we have a February 30th, I’ll personally lick the underside of your boots.
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12:34 pm
Haha you people have made my day. I just found this site and i haven’t stopped laughing for 30 minutes. Thank you. Especially you Stephenson Billings.
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7:49 am
Yep…Stupidity is some hilarious shit and this christwire is the biggest stinky turd ever!!
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12:43 pm
God bless little lady!
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12:45 pm
Good job replying to nobody.
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12:48 pm
Good job being bitter.
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12:55 pm
Chocolate cake!
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12:57 pm
Yet more proof that you’re retarded.
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12:49 pm
If anything it’s little man.
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12:54 pm
Pervert.
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12:55 pm
i am not too sure how me correcting you makes me a pervert . enlighten me , please
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12:56 pm
Keep it in your pants, Fredo.
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1:04 pm
Again, you’re not offering an explanation as to why he’s a pervert.
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12:56 pm
The fact that you think he’s making a perverted statement means you’re a pervert yourself.
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12:57 pm
When was the last time you touched yourself?
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1:01 pm
That doesn’t even make sense.
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1:02 pm
Why do you want to know when I last touched myself is the question, especially when you’re the sicko who’s calling other people perverts.
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He’s a frilly little pervert and can’t keep his hands out of his own pants so it makes perfet sense you little freak.
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1:05 pm
You’re the one who just admitted that you want to beat the shit out of me and tie me down, and you’re the one who’s calling other people perverts. What was anything we said sexual in nature to warrant you calling us ‘perverted’?
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1:11 pm
Yeah i don’t understand what goes on in your mind mate, you are messed up. Everything anyone says you turn into something sexual.
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1:33 pm
You know what would be funny? Is if when I tie you down I get out my kit and do your face with clown makeup. That would be really fun. A little guy handcuffed in a pool of his own urine on the floor of my basement, naked from the waist down and painted like the Happy Clown! Or maybe the Sad Clown? Do you have a preference? Actually, that is a sick, sick idea. No more no more stop. I have a problem when I’m around you people you get me to act this way and I know better. We are not meant to be bad like this. Laughing out loud! Anyway, I’m glad the Spring is almost heere. The weather will be picking up, though the rain can be depressing. Months and months or rain! Oh well.
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1:47 pm
Billings, you’re fucked up in the head.
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1:49 pm
Your mind is what drives you to have those sick ideas. You need to take a look at yourself. I wonder what makes you think that, and if you post these ideas on here, then i really wonder what goes on just in your head and behind closed curtains. Calling me a little freak is retarded. I am definitely a sinner in your eyes , always have been always will be. It’s fucking fun, real fun. Try it.
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3:29 pm
Shall we call the cops now, Billings?
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9:48 pm
The Snedster! The Sned-orama! Sneduski!
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10:11 pm
Billings has gone full-retard.
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12:52 am
Billings is digging himself further into his hole and he doesn’t even realize it.
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12:59 am
You were no help. You didn’t answer my question!
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1:06 am
You did not ask me a question.
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7:56 am
Don’t have to do that anymore…Your wife takes care of it and she yells OH GOD, OH GOD!! She also said that you like to smear peanut butter on your asshole so the dog will stick his tongue up you shit pipe!!
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1:35 pm
There is no need for racism
everyone has a number to draw
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6:35 pm
Are the cupcakes ready yet?
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9:05 pm
no… the special ingredient is in short supply
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9:09 pm
Ah, thats just too bad…
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10:25 pm
We’ll just have to go get some, then
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10:38 pm
How delightful!
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3:27 pm
Thank the lord it`s over
one month of this , how long can you talk about a guy
that made peanutbutter, and he did not
even make it, the mexicans have made peanutbutter for almost a millinium allready
that Carver just stole it and comercialised it
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7:15 pm
Too gamn bad your Dad didn’t deposit you into a Klenex!!
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4:23 pm
“So we will not fall for Obamas trickery”
Obama didn’t create February 29th….
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4:32 pm
I went to subway today for lunch and they tried to charge me $5.00 for a footlong. I asked them why. They told me it was because all February footlongs are 5 dollars. I told them it was March zero and made them charge me full price. They agreed to end their promotion immediately for all customers.
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4:37 pm
Everybody who believes that story stand on your head!
Seriously dude, stop licking your own balls for once.
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5:27 pm
Claire, it is true, why are you so distrusting. We are real, we have influence. Deal with it.
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8:01 am
August is a perverted comedian!!
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6:32 pm
Where’s the science in that statement Claire? Really, Stephenson is right, you are losing your edge.
Only 0.4 percent of the male population has the ability to lick their own testicles or pleasure themselves orally. While it is true that 100% have tried, not everyone practices devil yoga.
http://www.menshealth.com/mhlists/penis_facts/Penis_Fact_7.php
I find your comment to August thin and without merit. He is not a Yogi or practitioner of flexible shenanigans.
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1:12 am
I worked at a subway for 2 and a half years, just quit 2 days ago. anyways…if a customer would have told me that i would have asked him to share whatever hes smoking. I am new to this website…as of today..and so far everything i have read is complete bullshit. now i am a christian, obviously not a perfect one, far far from it but whatever you people are who run this website is not what a christian is. i have my issues but i am closer to correct than you will ever be. you are making all of us actual christians look terrible….God would not want that
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1:20 am
oh and another thing…subway is a franchise. from working there as long as i had and the position i was in i definitely learned that you cannot simply change the price that dramatically. every subway would have to change it. that would not happen. that particular store would be in alot of trouble. they may have told you that they changed it…but they did not. its called false advertisement, i think they could get sued,the song goes….5 dollar footlongs, februANY as in february. if a customer came in after you had, during the month of february, and was charged at regular price….haha no. that would not be okay. you guys are soo uptight. go get some or jerk off or something to release….cuz its making you spew nonsense…i know you dont blieve in jerking off, but ts a great thing. god wont hate you for it, god loves everyone and he is a fogiving god
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4:40 pm
By the Nine… This skooma problem here is getting to be an epidemic. I’m going to need to get Kylius Lonavo over here to assist me with this.
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11:02 pm
Maybe I can help
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6:09 pm
Really? The 29th day is based on the earth’s rotation around the sun. Every fours years an extra day is added because it takes 365 days and six hours to finish one rotation. But it would be a bit confusing and not make sense to add a day of only six hours onto the calender, wouldn’t it? So every four years (4×6=24. Every 4 years. 6 extra hours a year. 24 hours in a day.) those six hours are added together into one day. It’s put in February because that’s the shortest month of the year. This tradition has been around a very long time. It has nothing to do with race or religion. Did you know a pope was born on February 29, 1468? Or that Columbus pursaded native americans to give him supplies on February 29, 1504? How about the fact that an arch bishop of York died on February 29, 992?
If you don’t care about those facts and ask me why that matters, I’ll tell whoever asks this: THOSE EVENTS PROVE THAT THE 29th OF FEBRUARY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH OBAMA OR WHATEVER RELIGION HE IS! HE WASN’T BORN YET! NO ONE KNEW HE WAS EVEN GOING TO EXIST. HE’S AFRICAN AND THEY HAD NO SAY BACK THEN! HOW COULD HE MAKE IT?
Besides, if it was meant to torture you with Black History Month then why wouldn’t there be a 29th every year? Nevermind, you might give me a strange/nonsense filled answer.
In my opinion March 0 is a stupid idea. But if that’s what you want to call it, call it that. I don’t really care. That’s your opinion and choice. By all means go ahead. I’ll just keep going with February 29th instead.
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6:19 pm
Liberal lies! And you disrespect Morgan Freeman!
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6:35 pm
Prove it’s a lie! Real proof! Not Christwire proof! I did not disrespect Morgan Freeman. I barely know who he is! I can’t intentionally – heck, I WASN’T – being disrepecful to him.
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9:05 pm
You don’t know who Morgan Freeman is, therefore you lose. #agnostic proof
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11:06 pm
Stupid extremist christians.
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11:05 pm
You don’t know who Morgan Freeman is?
how sad… ._.
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5:20 am
you do know once you ask for proof they are done talking…I wonder why that is.
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8:36 pm
I know. And it’s because they don’t want to admit to being wrong, then use insults or other topics against us if they don’t stay silent.
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8:40 pm
I don’t care who Morgan Freeman is. I don’t care if it’s ‘sad’. I was trying to point out that I wasn’t being disrepective to him since I have no idea who he is. He’s irrelevent to my original comment.
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really? he’s just got an awesome voice. he narrated “How the Universe Works” on the discovery channel and played the role of God on Bruce Almighty, and Evan Almighty.
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9:08 pm
And people say we don’t know our facts….
1 How the universe works was narrated by Mike Rowe.
2 Morgan Freemen narrated through the wormhole with Morgan Freeman.
3 It was the Science Channel not the Discovery Channel.
Do you all go to Mount Ida School of Trade?
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” Do you all go to Mount Ida School of Trade?”
Yeah, we can all see that University of Washington did a great job teaching you why dinosaur skeletons don’t have genitalia.
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6:37 pm
Just a head’s up Rani-Girl…These guys believe a website that tells them that the whole earth rotating thing is made up atheist propaganda…
Fixedearth.com
That is the site they believe…
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8:46 pm
Fixedearth.com is pure science. I thought you Satanic Atheists loved science?
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9:02 pm
As I said last time; That site is pure nonsense, any who agree with it are fools.
Why do you believe I’m atheist? Let’s get this straight for future conversations: I’m not an atheist.
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9:08 pm
More Atheist lies and propaganda!!!
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9:15 pm
Learn to read you prick! I’m not Atheist!
Geez, your comprehension skills are minimal
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9:19 pm
Why would I want to read my prick? That sounds horribly homogay. You homosexual gay Atheists come up with the strangest ways to enjoy yourselves. I will not play your twisted taint terrorist games.
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9:22 pm
Ugh…Let’s keep it so simple that even YOU can understand: You are a massive idiot.
I was calling you a “prick” I wasn’t making any sexual references whatsoever. Learn to read.
” homosexual gay Atheists ”
No reason to say “homosexual” and “gay” since they mean the exact same thing.
Once again! I’m not Atheist
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7:06 am
Brother Bruised Colon………I just had a vision from heaven….The Almighty Invisible Space Daddy said he was going to fry your Cock Loving ass for being a HOMOSEXUAL LIAR!!
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8:03 am
You are truly an idiot. Stop posting while you are behind.
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7:23 pm
Brother Bruised Colon….You just can’t get your mind off BEHINDS…Now can you??
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10:27 pm
Fixedearth.com is AWESOME!!!! We are integrating it into public school education.
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10:38 pm
This is why the (fixed) world NEEDS Santorum as POTUS!
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10:41 pm
Oh joy…By integrating it into our public schools, future generations will be just as idiotic as you folk of Christwire! Yippee!
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10:44 pm
I think I detect some sarcasm there, Oroboros! I’d rather be some liberal’s idea of an “idiot” then a Hellbound Athiest. I will pray for you tonight.
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10:49 pm
“I think I detect some sarcasm…”
Finally someone on here who understands sarcasm…
” I’d rather be some liberal’s idea of an “idiot””
I’m not using some “Liberal’s idea of idiot” I’m using the general term of idiot. Nothing Liberal about it.
” then a Hellbound Athiest. I will pray for you tonight.”
I’m not an Atheist. Your prays are but empty words to me, save your breath.
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9:00 am
“Faith –that’s another word for ignorance, isn’t it? I never understood how people could be so proud of believing in something with no proof at all. Like that’s an achievement.” If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people!!
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8:33 pm
I know. But it’s worth a try.
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8:44 pm
This was meant for Ouroboros.
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8:44 pm
Your science has lied to you. Why would we have a leap year in the year 2000, but we won’t have one in the year 2100? Because Obama will not be alive in the year 2100 and we will be a Christian Nation once again, that is why. I suggest you look a little deeper into your Liberal fake science and math, Atheist! Also, here is my proof of that statement:
http://www.newser.com/story/140748/why-leap-years-dont-happen-every-4-years.html
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8:53 pm
That article also states that, “Julius Caesar first added leap days to the calendar around 46 BC—but the Julian calendar had them once every four years.” So I’m afraid that the current president has nothing to do with it. Also, the reason why we won’t have a leap year in 2100 is also stated in the article, that “Pope Gregory XIII switched it up: His Gregorian calendar removed leap years that fall on turn-of-the-century years ending in “00″ that are not divisible by 400.” Which still has nothing to do with the current president.
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9:10 pm
That is from a Liberal website though, they are using unprovable history to cover for Obama. I merely used it to prove that we won’t have a leap year in 2100 because Obama won’t be alive then.
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9:24 pm
Wow, do you just consider everything you disagree with to be ‘liberal propaganda’ and dismiss it as a lie? What if a liberal went up to you and told you that 2 plus 2 equals 4? Would you disagree with them?
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9:27 pm
” What if a liberal went up to you and told you that 2 plus 2 equals 4? Would you disagree with them?”
I would totally disagree with them because 2+2 obviously equals mudskipper, duh…
(Not really contibuting to these argument…oh well.)
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9:29 pm
Yes, because 2 + 2= 5
It has been proven. Here is a link:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006051531250
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9:37 pm
“THIS PROOF IS BY DEFINITION INCORRECT”
-From Bruce’s Proof
Seems legit…
(Still sticking with 2+2=Mudskipper!!!)
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10:12 pm
Prissy, why are you so stupid?
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10:20 pm
Dear, I’m sorry, but you make absolutely zero sense. It is quite unsettling. Hmmm, have you met anyone with black glasses, snakeskin shoes, and drives around in a Bentley? Because if you do I think I might no where all this confusion is coming from. God Bless.
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10:39 pm
They get their confusion from Canned peas.
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110924204710/mlp/images/f/fe/Discord_eating_popcorn.png
on an unrelated topic, I found the image of The Sky Wizard.
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11:25 pm
Ouroboros, How can proof be incorrect? Once again, I have used a Liberal site, Yahoo, to answer L.N.’s question because anytime I use an actual scientifically proven site like fixedearth.com, you Liberal Atheists complain about it instead of disproving anything. Please provide proof that fixedearth.com is wrong or that 2+2 does not equal 5. You can even pray to Richard Dawkins for help, but you can’t prove them wrong.
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11:50 pm
“How can proof be incorrect?”
yahoo answers. nothing else needs to be said.
besides, clearly 2+2= muffins
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12:01 am
Maybe instead of getting information off the web, you can pick up a math book instead that has more knowledge on the subject where it is discussed my mathematicians. God Bless
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1:20 am
The Bible has taught me all I need to know about math. 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish can feed 5000 people. Mathematicians use Satan’s science.
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2:09 am
Dear, Satan actually has no patience for science, although Crowley does my taxes every year. That is simply ignorant to think you know the Devil. God Bless.
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2:19 am
Except, Prissy, even your source said that it’s wrong. Proof can be wrong because it’s what you present as your response or retort or whatever. And you seriously need to know how 2 + 2 doesn’t equal 5? You know how to count to 5, right? So, then just start at two and go two higher (three, four) and hey! Look! You now know basic math skills! Did I go too fast for you, Prissy?
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4:21 am
Huh?
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6:47 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, once again, here’s Bruised Anus proving once more how utterly fucking retarded he is.
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2:03 pm
I wouldn’t call our calendar science as it was holy monks who first devised it. a friend of mine was born on the 29th of feb. 1964. he is 48 unless you only count the leap years then he is 12. the christian calendar we use can be confusing sometimes but have faith it will all work out.
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8:59 pm
I see now… it all makes sense
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3:48 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebw6G6sIeHw&feature=related
this video explains everything
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12:23 am
Jesus you guys are so ignorant. The reason we have a leap year is because the earth takes 365 and 1/4 days to circle the sun.So in order to balance things out, we have 1 extra day in Febuary. It’s just a coincidence that Black History Month falls upon the same time we add an extra day to our calender. And besides, alot of great things have came to us through the African American community. You guys know what is sad? I’m thirteen and I have more common sense than any of you could dream about.
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12:59 am
What is so great about peanut butter? Also, the Sun rotates around the Earth. Do some research. Try this science site: Fixedearth.com
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1:02 am
Bruised Anus, you are fucking stupid.
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1:07 am
What? Creating peanut butter is no reason that blacks should get a whole month to celebrate. I could understand a day, maybe, but that is even pushing it. Peanut butter is tasty, but would the world be any worse off if it hadn’t been invented by a black? I don’t think so.
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1:08 am
I’m sorry, everything I see you type is just you being stupid. You are fucking stupid.
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1:12 am
Typical Liberal Feminazi Atheist. I point out a completely valid argument for ending Black History Month and you go on a menstrual rage.
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1:18 am
Typical conservative chauvinistic Christian, blaming everything a woman says that you don’t agree with on the menstrual cycle.
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1:27 am
Claire, based on your latest tirades in the comment sections here, I believe you get the “hourlies” not the “monthlies”. Why do you feel the need to burst into a conversation between myself and Sarah? We were having a nice debate until you decided to make it all about you…again. Are you jealous of the fact I am communicating with another girl? Perhaps you should have thought about that back when we were married. Maybe if you would’ve put in a little more effort, we could’ve made things work out.
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1:29 am
“We were having a nice debate until you decided to make it all about you…”
Please explain how I made it “all about me”.
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1:31 am
Bruised Anus, I know you’re stupid, you don’t have to keep repeating it in every response.
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1:55 am
CATFIGHT!!! RRREEEEEOOOOWWWW!!! I love it when girls fight over me!!! I can’t wait to see who wins!!!
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2:14 am
Bruised Anus, I know that you’re so stupid that you can’t find you’re way out of a empty room, and that you’re a closeted homosexual that likes to get fucked in the ass because you’re boner makes you angry.
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2:21 am
Just to prove you wrong, I walked out of the room and then back in before responding to you. As for the comment about my privates, please leave your fantasies in your mind instead of typing them here for the whole world to see. When are you back in school? I will be down in California for my friend Andrew Breitbart’s funeral. Maybe we can grab a bite to eat afterwards and catch up. What time would be good for you? Is 4pm good or would 8pm be better?
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2:25 am
Bruised Anus, you really need to stop saying how incredibly fucking stupid you are. I know that you are so mentally deficient that sometimes you actually believe anything any one tells you because you’re an ignorant douche bag.
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2:28 am
Douching is a good thing to practice, Sarah. Good for you, keep it clean for your husband. Nothing worse than climbing into bed with a women who is baking a loaf of sourdough between her legs.
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2:32 am
Bruised Anus, you really need to stop describing how incredibly fucking stupid you are, that you are so stupid that sometimes mentally touched kids are offended by your exists and that God regrets creating you and continues to keep killing all your stupid friends so that can be spared of your stupidity.
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2:53 am
You clearly were using American words when typing that response, but unfortunately you forgot that they are supposed to be placed in a certain order so they make sense to others when they read them. So you avoided answering my question with all your jibberish. Is 4pm good or do you prefer 8pm to meet up for some food and to get to know each other better? I understand that 4pm could be a little early for you college kids, since you probably are popping marijuana droplets until all hours of the night.
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3:01 am
Alright Bruce, you need to stop and change the subject other than how fucking ignorant, stupid, and dumb you really are. I understand that you are a horribly dumb asshole that sits around and pretends to actually matter to everyone else and that people actually care about what you think. People don’t, I know that just as much as you do you stupid, crazy fuck ass. You are so stupid that you think you even matter in the world and that it would make the world a better place if god just took your miserable life now, but he won’t because you’re here to show everyone that if they are stupid as you are they will only be a little fucking bitch that whines at everyone about how fucking stupid they are while you drool and piss all over yourself and get mad because you’re a little gay dumb ass that is afraid about actually being somewhat coherent in their thought process. You need to stop saying that over and over again. I get it.
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3:12 am
Yes, Sarah, people do care about me and the world is better off with me in it. Thank you for understanding that finally. As for the urinatining in my pants thing, I haven’t done that since Church Camp when Tommy Atkinson, or “Terrible Tommy” as we called him, placed my hand in some warm water while I was sleeping. Sometimes, I do drool a little while I sleep, but I don’t see how you know that unless you are violating the protection order that I got against you and I don’t see how it is relevant to this discussion. Do you like frogs? I was watching a documentary on them on Animal Planet, they are very interesting. Well, it is late and I should try to rest soon. Have a good night and get your homework done. God Bless you, my friend.
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3:35 am
Bruce, I’m getting a little tired of this discussion about your stupidity. You’re so stupid I’m actually surprised that the nurses in your insanity ward lets you operate machinery without killing yourself. I guess they’re trying their best to get rid of you. I know you’re so stupid that you’re own mother could tell how stupid you were because your stupidity stunk for miles, and when she tried to abort you and it didn’t work, you’re birth certificate was an apology from the Condom Factory.
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3:59 am
Yes, Sarah, everyone knows that you want me to use a condom on you, but I don’t believe in premarital sex. I also think our age difference is a concern. I understand how easy it is for a young girl like you to see a strong, handsome and intelligent man like me and fall in love, but trust me, it is just a crush. One day you will find somebody closer to your own age to be with and you will be much happier that you waited for him. I hope we can still remain friends even though I do not wish to have a romantic relationship with you. My heart belongs to Jesus and a small portion still has Claire in it. I know this hurts now, but you are a strong young lady and you will bounce back quickly. Stay strong, kiddo.
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4:02 am
I know Bruce, that you are so incredibly fucking stupid that you think that you are attractive in anyway, like you can compare in any way to Fassbender, who is the only person I would ever consider having sex with, ever, in the entire universe, before marriage, I know that it’s so depressing to live like this, being so fucking stupid, you should just go kill yourself and save yourself the misery of never being a person that actually matters.
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4:31 am
What is a Fassbender? Is that some new Dubbedstepped Black Metal rapper that the kids like now? If he is as attractive as me, like you stated, then I can understand why he is popular. You really shouldn’t give your virginity to him though, because rock stars have unprotected sex with groupies daily and carry many STDs. Your virginity is a gift that should be saved for when you and your husband are ready to have babies. I know it can be lonely waiting for the right man, but there is no reason to rush into it with a rock and roller or even with a handsome Journalist like me. You shouldn’t be depressed by my denial of your advances, and suicide is never the answer. You will find somebody who loves you for who you are on the inside and won’t mind that you have a little more than God intended on the outside. God bless, champ. Keep your head up.
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4:46 am
It’s so sad that you are so fucking retarded you have no idea who people are in the real world, you live in a stupid little world where you think you don’t look like the ass end of a garbage truck and that I actual revere people who only fucking sing or people who think they are journalists while talking to actual journalists. You really should kill yourself. Get a gun, and put it against your head and pull the fucking trigger and don’t miss because you are so fucking stupid.
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5:08 am
I strongly believe in my right to bear arms and own many guns. Thank you for supporting gun rights as well. It is a shame that you aren’t older and a bit more fit and attractive, because we have so much in common. I guess that is why we are such good friends. Don’t tell Claire I said that, she will get jealous again. Also, I looked up this Micheal Fastbanger fellow, he is too old for you and not very attractive. I did not enjoy him in that awful Tarantino moving picture about the Glorious Germans or whatever it was called either.
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5:25 am
You are so fucking retarded for thinking that you actually attractive whatsoever and that the reason I would like anyone is based on looks. My god. Stop saying how stupid you are. I get that you are the dumbest thing on the planet ever. And that I would ever actually care about your opinion on anything. You are so fucking stupid for thinking that I don’t support guns when I do go hunting and that I know how to shoot the wings off of flies from 200 yards and if I ever met you I will put a bullet in between your eyes for being so fucking stupid I will be doing the world a favor.
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5:30 am
Are you confused? I thanked you for supporting gun rights. I never said you were against them. Who is the stupid one now? I guess reading comprehension is part of your class load at beauty school, is it?
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5:37 am
Bruce, you really need to change the topic about how mind-crushingly stupid you are. It’s getting really old, and frankly, it isn’t helping your argument at all. Well, I say argument, but all I see when you type is I’m so fucking stupid and then a bunch of gibberish so I don’t know where you’re heading with any of this. Really, knock it off. We all know you’re stupid and ugly. You need to move on from it.
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5:48 am
Honestly, Bruce, it must get disheartening when you go out of your way to be nice to someone and all you get in return is insults and hollow death threats.
But she’s a dim bulb, this one. A dim, angry, hateful little bulb.
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8:18 am
Yes, I feel very sorry for her parents. I hope that she got into her “College” on some sort of scholarship for “Special” people so they aren’t shelling out hard earned money on a fake degree just to make her feel normal. The hardest part is trying to spurn her sexual advances towards me without turning her away from the light of God. I understand that “special” people are hyper-sexual, but these overt sexual attacks towards me are becoming slightly annoying now.
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3:33 pm
You know, I’ve had quite enough of this thread. CelestialDeth dear, you are being quite rude, but Mr.Danus, you need to knock it off as well. She is in no way sexually harassing you. I see it as quite the other way around. Even though each of you is being quite rude, you either apologize or ignore it. It’s not good form.
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3:42 pm
You know Angel, When I said, ‘Hey you should check out this site’ I meant it as a joke. I didn’t mean sign up and start spreading the word of the Lord to a bunch of stupid Christians.
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3:45 pm
Oh hello Crowley dear? I expect you’re going to start stirring up trouble? Going to start tying up phone lines during lunch, you old snake? Well, as you can see, these two have been fighting, is this any doing of yours dear? Because all this negative energy is giving me a bit of a headache.
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3:49 pm
You know as well as I do that humans don’t need any help stirring up their own trouble. That’s Hastur’s stupid job, or whatever it is he does these days. I’m sorry you’re getting your Angel-like sensibilities all offended because one stupid bloke is harassing an angry little kid. Gotta hand it to that kid though. Bitch has claws.
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3:53 pm
Crowley dear, please, you know I don’t like it when you use those sort of words.
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3:56 pm
Aziraphale, you are probably the only nice Christian on this entire site.
Crowley…hmmm, you’re cool.
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4:00 pm
HA! Check this out Brucie Baby! This is how you be nice to a chick. Well, thanks Little Miss Deth. You ain’t so bad yourself. You just save those claws for the real assholes you know, alright Champ?
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4:09 pm
Still doesn’t change the fact how rude they both were.
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4:13 pm
Well HOLY FUCK Angel. I would be pissed off too if I was a virgin getting sexually harassed by a stupid hick over the internet. As it stands, she can’t quite get him back like I can, now can she?
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4:19 pm
This guy knows me better than I know myself. Kudos to Crowley.
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4:23 pm
Well, it ain’t fucking rocket science.
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8:49 pm
What?
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9:45 pm
No but really, the part I don’t get, Brucie Baby, you don’t mind I call ya Brucie? Okay, well the part I don’t get is that you don’t think Fastbanger (Which should be an accurate name) is quite attractive. Because hot damn:
If I was straight I would NOT mind me some of that.
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9:48 pm
Crowley, REALLY? Is this really the time and place for that?
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9:51 pm
Seriously Angel, you’re chastity really pisses me off most days. If you had not taken your stupid little vow, would you or would you not climb this man like a tree?
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9:57 pm
Are you kidding? Have you SEEN Shame? I’d climb Fassbender like a jungle gym and put him away wet. Christ. Can you say perfection?
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10:00 pm
Ha! I like this kid! She’s quality! Too bad she’s a Catholic though. We would not mind her on our side.
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10:03 pm
Stop recruiting people over the internet Crowley. That’s cheating.
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10:07 pm
No, but really Angel, would you, or would you not, let this man get on top of you?
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10:09 pm
CROWLEY! THAT’S NOT DECENT!
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10:14 pm
Good god Angel, keep your Tartan on. I’m just trying to see how many Christians I can piss off. And maybe to see if I can get your ruffled dear.
But yeah. Brucie. Seriously. Fassbender. He’s like a handsome shark.
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10:17 pm
Too bad he’s only exclusive to woman! *grins*
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10:19 pm
Oi! You watch yourself little missy. You know Spaghetti is straight too til you get it hot.
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1:22 am
Isn’t it just rich when religious people claim that they know science better than actual scientists?
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4:02 pm
HA! You’re telling me Kitty Cat Claire. You’re telling me.
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8:14 am
If a Church is found guilty of covering up the abuse of children… SHUT IT DOWN, sell the property and use it to help the victims.
The plain fact is religion must die for mankind to live. The hour is getting very late to be able to indulge in having key decisions made by religious people – by irrationalists – by those who would steer the ship of state, not by a compass, but by the equivalent of reading the entrails of a chicken!!
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8:19 am
Doubters of evolution…….Please explain to me why humans come in so many races if there is no evolution?? If we all came from Adam and Eve shouldn’t we look alike?? I know you don’t like to think logically……BUT TRY!!
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8:40 am
Simple. After Adam and Eve commited the original sin that got them cast out of the Garden of Eden, they had children. These children slept with each other causing sin to seep into their Children’s blood stream. This sin is known as Melanin. Some races are more sinful than others and therefore have more melanin. The more melanin a person has, the more sinful they are. Everybody has some melanin in them, except Albinos and Gingers who have no souls and will go straight to Hell. White Christians have the least amount of melanin because we sin the least and are God’s chosen people.
Also, before you start in with the “inbreeding” comments, Adam was created in God’s image and Eve was created from Adam’s rib, therefore they were perfectly pure and no retardation could come from their children breeding together because a perfect couple will produce perfect DNA and combining two perfect sets of DNA will make perfect offspring. It wasn’t until Ham the son of Noah started have sex with animals on the Ark, that we got impure DNA. This is why the blacks are known as the sons of Ham.
Do some research before asking such stupid questions.
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9:09 am
You are one funny Motherfucker…..It’s kind of like when you see a retarded moron, you try not to laugh but sometimes you just can not help it!!
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9:17 am
Another stupid question that no one wants to answer…Did the two body lice (AKA Crabs) that Noah took on the fictional ark, by orders of THE ALMIGHTY SPACE DADDY, live on his BALL SACK??
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9:28 am
You are correct when you say it is a stupid question, but incorrect when you say nobody wants to answer it, because I will answer it.
Body lice aka crabs were invented by the communist party of Japan. They are actually tiny nano-bots that keep their batteries powered by the sweat of testicles or menstrual blood. The Japanese use these tiny robots to steal US Government secrets to aid in the next attempt to take Pearl Harbor from us. This is the reason most Democrats and Atheists have crabs, because the Communist Japanese know that they are the easiest targets to withdraw information from. If you have no faith in God, you have no reason to live and therefore have no reason to keep Government secrets from our enemies.
Again, do some research before asking your idiotic questions.
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9:44 am
You have just proven evolution by admitting that a new species can be developed…A-FUCKIN-MEN BROTHER SHIT STAIN!! You are one hilarious Dick Wad!!
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9:45 am
Are you really this paranoid? Nothing in your comment was factual
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10:29 am
From Wikipedia
The three species of lice which infect humans, the Head, Pubic and Body louse all appear to have come from a common ancestor about 770,000 years ago, with the body louse diverging at around 107,000 years ago – hinting at the time of the origin of clothing. Do your research Numb Nuts!! Oh, I forgot that the earth is only 6,000 years old!!
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9:33 am
“Faith –that’s another word for ignorance, isn’t it? I never understood how people could be so proud of believing in something with no proof at all. Like that’s an achievement.” If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people!!
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11:32 pm
Why is there no Native history month? They’ve been here longer than anyone. To the Ice age even.
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11:56 am
Claire, I’m coming really close to giving up on you. I’ve been discussing it with some of my friends and yes, sometimes tough love is the only option. I know you know that I love you deeply, but I just don’t know if it’s working out between us any more. I am trying and trying so hard to keep that special thing between us afloat. I really am trying! But where are you? What have you been doing this whole time? It’s like you’re not even there most days. I would understand if it was school or maybe something at home, but you’re in the same place you’ve always been. There’s no reason for you to suddenly go haywire on me, all lazy and indifferent and not even trying. Yes, you have come up as a subject of conversation around the dinner table and frankly maybe it’s about time we just let you find your own course, make your own mistakes and what not. I really do want to help you, are you too dumb to realize that? I’m not saying that you’re really dumb, it’s just that you do such stupid, stupid things. So often! Just like a mentally deficient person. Are you on pills? That’s what I’m hearing. Not that I believe the gossip but let me just say it’s out there. Really, if you have a problem you can always talk to me… Love ya, SB.
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1:07 pm
My goodness, I didn’t mean to cause such a argument. I just wanted to point something out, I’ve been on this Earth for such a long time, I just wanted to make a simple fact quite clear.
Also dear, only my dear friend Crowley calls me Angel, my name is Aziraphale. But if it’s too time consuming, you may refer to me as Az, if you like, if it isn’t too much trouble dear.
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12:16 pm
Great, I’m sure the homogays love your use of their sexuality as an insult.
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1:21 pm
Claire does hate gay people
From a previous post:
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Claire:”so she’s probably been here a lot longer than us”
You straight people and your “we were here first rhetoric”
That’s what they said to my boyfriend when they beat him in high school after he came out.
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1:27 pm
That’s what an ignorant person who never bothered reading all of Claire’s responses said, all because the fool saw that she didn’t give two shits about a show. Using that as your proof makes you look stupider and stupider. Don’t go online while you’re online, August.
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1:38 pm
No, Claire told a gay person. “I have been here longer than you so I know best”
she says that monthly here, you know it.
The gay persons response was that that was the type of hate gays have to put up with. The fighting back against “we were here fist”
Law, please just ask Claire out and get it over with. She is STD free, never even been kissed or been on a date.
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11:14 pm
Liberalism is hypocrisy writ large!
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11:15 pm
How is liberalism hypocritical, religion is, but not liberalism or even conservatism.
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11:24 pm
Hypocrisy = saying one thing while doing another. I.e. pretending to be the condescending guardians of homogay rights, while disparaging them whenever you think it suits your purpose.
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1:52 pm
Actually, Julie, it’s more like saying you love people and you want to help them while telling them that they’re wrong, harassing them for being themselves, as well as wanting to declare war on the rest of the human race while saying you want peace.
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12:48 pm
Claire I have invited you to come and stay with me and Mother many times and yes, good meals will be had! And I don’t mind if you take Zoloft, you could even pass those babies around if you’d like! (Just kidding, but if you have some extra.) Anyway, we are talking about coming up North if we have a place to stay so maybe that meal will be on YOUR turf? How does that sound? I am confused by your cutting and pasting. Some statements are from here, others there. What does it all mean? Are you still working on all that stuff we talked about yesterday? How was class? I hope the teacher liked your homework. I know you were worried about it but I’m sure you did fine. You can be a smart kid when you put your mind to it. Anyway, thanks again and let’s chat later?
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3:28 pm
“Claire I have invited you to come and stay with me and Mother many times and yes, good meals will be had!”
And you’re a creepy son of a bitch so my answer will never be anything but “NO”.
“And I don’t mind if you take Zoloft, you could even pass those babies around if you’d like! (Just kidding, but if you have some extra.)”
Thanks for admitting that you’re the fucked up one.
“Anyway, we are talking about coming up North if we have a place to stay so maybe that meal will be on YOUR turf?”
Absolutely not.
“Are you still working on all that stuff we talked about yesterday?”
Why should I?
“How was class? I hope the teacher liked your homework.”
I’m in college, not elementary school.
” know you were worried about it but I’m sure you did fine.”
Once again, you know nothing about me. I’m not the kind of person to worry about homework.
“You can be a smart kid when you put your mind to it.”
Oh so now I’m smart? Because earlier you were going on about how stupid I am.
“Anyway, thanks again and let’s chat later?”
Thanks for what?
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4:22 pm
Claire…He’s tired of screwing Mommy and wants to nail you…BEWARE!!
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4:38 pm
Michigan boy…. It is really fitting that you have aligned yourself with Claire.
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7:21 am
August….Does Old Susan don a strap on and pack your dinner??
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1:29 pm
That is all homosexual, you know.
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1:46 pm
Billings, you’d know that, wouldn’t you?
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1:50 pm
Mr. Billings, I don’t understand that response. In which the context I had with my statement and your, they simply don’t correlate. Please have something that is easier to understand next time? Thank you. God bless.
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