How Danica Patrick is ruining NASCAR
How Danica Patrick is ruining NASCAR
-Chuck D. Finley
DAYTONA FL – NASCAR is America’s great All American Sport. It comes from the south and was birthed by moonshiners running from the law. Their love of speed took them from their illegal exploits and made them legends behind the wheel of fast, powerful American cars.
America so loved the sport that the saying “What wins on Sunday sells on Monday” took effect. The American automobile industry took off and gave us a great American boom until the godless Japanese started infecting our shores with their kamikaze Toyotas and Hondas.
But now America’s great American sport is under attack from sexist lesbian Affirmative Action. Women’s rights groups have demanded that NASCAR allow a woman drive in the racing league, and they have went to the IRL to find a dirty immoral whore to drive the loins of American men to sin.
Here are 6 ways that she is destroying America and NASCAR.
She is a Slutty Whorelot:
For years she has starred in the sex charged TV and internet ads of GoDaddy. This satanic Godaddy is an internet page that sells webpages. To do this they have scantily clad women posed in delicate sexual positions. Think softcore porn plus advertisements.
They are disgusting and lead hundreds of thousands of men to self-fornicate every year. She and her company are responsible for the damnation of these men to hell for thinking dirty thoughts and following through with them by spilling their seed into waste cans instead of their wives to create more Christian children.
SOPA Loving, Freedom Hating Godaddy:
Godaddy was one of the creators of the recent SOPA legislation that looked to give the government and large corporations the ability to censor the internet. Originally the idea was to protect large corporations from pirates but the Obama administration added wording to it to give them the ability to censor or destroy and content from websites that they found offensive.
Since this would have destroyed the internet, millions of people around the world fought the law. Many website owners pulled their websites from Godaddies sinful servers. The company was then forced to say that they were taking back their support for the law that they helped create due to losing so much business.
GoDaddy also likes to cut the bandwidth to some of it’s popular sites when they have posts that go viral. This is a horrible business practice that limits websites and the free spread of information and knowledge.
She Took a Job From a Man:
Driving a car is a man’s job. When my wife and I take the kids to Wal-Mart I am the one that drives the Tahoe. It is just common sense. Men are better drivers. Sure there are things that women are good at like birthing babies, knitting and cooking dinner but driving is not one of those things.
NASCAR is the domain of man, and Miss Patrick is not a man. Although she sort of looks like one. Speaking of which why do so many men think she is so attractive? Sure she is better looking than Tony Stewart or Dale Earnhart JR, but she has a very flat body. Where are her curves? Jeff Gordon is more effeminate than she is.
She Took her Daytona 500 Position From a Man
Just like most feminists that think they can do the job of a man they have to use affirmative action to take the job of a man. To get guaranteed a position in the Daytona 500 her car owner Tony Stewart had to buy owner points from Tommy Baldwin Racing as part of a partnership with Stewart-Haas Racing to get the talentless female driver on the track.
She is only driving a certain number of races this year in NASCAR most important division; because of thi,s the regular driver Reutimann will have to sit out those races. Because the points came from the car driven by Dave Blaney he will have to try to race his way into the Daytona 500. So in essence she is taking the jobs of two men away.
Bossing Men Around:
Even though she is driving part time for Tony Stewart in the premiere Sprint Cup series she is also driving full time in the lower Nationwide Series for Dale Earnhart. Typically an employee does as they are told. They do not bark orders to their boss. But in a commercial for Nationwide Insurance she bosses her boss, telling him what to do, just like a typical feminist harpie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-bizOaDvjk
But like a good boss/man he turns the tables on her in the end letting her know who wears the pants in that family.
Bad Driver:
Like I said before. Driving a car is not a woman’s strong suit. If you have been watching the “speed weeks” at Daytona over the last month you will understand my following question. That question is “Just how many cars has she wrecked”?
Just in the last week she has wrecked multiple times! As I am writing this she just wrecked in the nationwide race! The world is so blinded by her flashing her meager sin treats that they are actually impressed by her taking her hands of the wheel and covering her face like a soccer mom who just had a 18 wheeled truck run a redlight in front of her. What has happened to men and NASCAR?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuB7TDHVtUY
She comes from the open wheeled racing of the IRL and Indy racing leagues. Anyone that has watched those racing shows know that they are boring. Watching open wheeled racing is like watching rush hour traffic on the interstate.
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Author: Chuck D. Finley
Brother Chuck is the Minister of The First Tyranical Church of Jesus in Roswell Ga. He is also a proud husband and father.
4:55 pm
In Moslum countries, women aren’t allowed to drive. Does she know that?
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12:53 am
That’s the one thing they got going for them. Well that and the oil.
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5:07 pm
Danica Patrick is Nascar’s attempt at the San Diego chicken. Sure her bad driving is entertaining for a bit, but after a while, people just want to see real athletes perform.
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5:11 pm
We cannot risk the life of all the men who train so hard for this great American sport. How many catastrophes must we allow this woman to create before we say enough is enough. One wreck is almost excusable, but two in the same weekend? This is unheard of and she should go back to what she does best: smiling expressionless at the camera.
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1:33 am
She isn’t even done there is the main race tomorrow!
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2:35 am
She will screw up tomorrow too.
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7:17 pm
MUSLIM not moslim not islams, muslims. And i am sorry race car drivers are not athletes, football players are athletes, baseball players are athletes, even jockeys are athletes, but driving requires absolutely no physical exertion.
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12:16 am
That is the most ignorant thing that I have ever heard.
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1:08 am
how is it ignorant? You don’t need any physical ability to drive.
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1:12 am
From the official F1 website:
“the unusual loadings experienced by neck and chest muscles cannot be easily replicated by conventional gym equipment, so many drivers use specially designed ‘rigs’ that enable them to specifically develop the muscles they will need to withstand cornering forces. Strength here is especially important, as the neck must support the weight of both the driver’s head and helmet under these intense loadings. Powerful arm muscles are also required to enable the car to be controlled during longer races.”
Next you’ll be telling us that flying a jet fighter requires no physical exertion.
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1:24 am
Come back when you’re driving around 200 miles per hour without any power steering and make that comment.
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1:30 am
It still doesn’t require physical exertion just skill, even riding uses some physical exertion to stay on the horse and that is the very minimum something can have to be considered a sport, car racing is a competitive activity, like chess
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1:35 am
It takes an extraordinary amount of strength and physical fitness to be a racing-car driver.
There is a little thing known as a g-force…
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1:37 am
Next you’ll be telling us there is no physical exertion involved in flying a jet fighter!
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1:38 am
But there is a huge difference in G force between a jet fighter and a race car.
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1:54 am
http://www.formula1.com/inside_f1/understanding_the_sport/5298.html
3.5g in an F1 car. See how you go pulling those kind of gs for hours on end.
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1:58 am
That is completely correct, F1 is hard and requires both skill and physical energy, they are talking about nascar however which is very different.
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2:01 am
Not so different that NASCAR driving, as you put it, requires “absolutely no physical exertion”.
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2:09 am
But it is NASCAR is slower so they are susceptible to less G force.
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2:14 am
It doesn’t mean that driving a NASCAR, as you put it “requires no physical exertion”.
You shot your mouth off and you got it wrong. No biggie. Just admit it and move on.
The First Rule of Holes is: Stop digging.
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4:46 pm
No I didn’t get it wrong, this is your problem whenever you are backed into a corner you insult my debating skills, the topic is NASCAR and in NASCAR you do not go as fast and you do not withstand as much G force therefore being able to turn the wheel is the only thing you have to do, it is about skill not athleticism.
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6:46 pm
It’s not about debating; it’s about facts. The fact is that you are wrong.
Stop digging.
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9:05 am
Thank you for admitting your stupidity, tubby pony.
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1:34 am
This kid is to young to drive, driving the grand theft auto on the Wee is probably the closest he has gotten to the drivers seat.
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1:39 am
You dont need to be fit to drive a car.
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1:59 am
There you go, shifting the goalposts. We’re not talking about driving your mother’s Civic to the Wal-Mart. We’re talking about professional motor racing, remember?
Where are all the fat, unfit NASCAR, DTM, V8 Supercar and F1 drivers?
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2:07 am
Well Chuck was im not moving the goalposts he is and I am adjusting to it.
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2:11 am
Chuck wasn’t shifting any goalposts. He was just pointing out that people who claim that driving a racing car requires no physical exertion don’t know what they’re talking about.
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12:54 am
I still hate you whitey.
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10:14 pm
I’m glad Dale Earnhardt Sr. doesn’t have to witness what a sham his sport has become.
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10:49 pm
dude! shut up nascar suck!
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1:27 am
I met you know all about sucking you sodomite.
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1:36 am
I bet he does suck. With a name like batman I bet he loves dressing in tights.
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6:12 pm
Damn. For a christian, you sure are perverted.
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12:14 am
How sad to see a woman devalued like this, denied a place in traditional Christian marriage by a shady cabal of leathery old Feminists and Lesbians who are intent on producing a freakshow in order to prove some arcane and nattering feminin point …
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1:37 am
Christwire has Claire and NASCAR has Danica!
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12:38 am
I love reading all of the heavily opiniated and close-minded, intolerant, bullshit articles the so-called christians on this site publish on a daily basis. I mean, when I first joined, I figured that this place would just be another boring christian website, but so far, I have been thoroughly entertained. Keep up the good work guys!
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11:41 am
@J-dog – chrisTwire isn’t your typical Christian website
and I’m glad you made mention of that. This is the place for conservative Christians to come to hear God’s word through the expert writers at chrisTwire. You won’t find any Jack-Christians, or Easter & Christmas Christians here.
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6:27 pm
Lol, yeah. The only type of christians I see here are the ignorant, smug type that have had their heads up their own asses for far too long to realize how wrong and deluded they are.
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7:19 pm
Ignorant? You will see when we blow up the moon who was ignorant.
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1:15 am
You say Danica is a whorelot(not a word) flaunting her sin treats, then you ask where her curves are. That’s pretty hypocritical.
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1:39 am
Whorelot is a term coined by our own wordsmith Susan B. Xenu.
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1:49 am
Wordsmith are you kidding, she just mashes to words together that is usially either.
1. The same word with sexual added to it (example) Emosexual.
2. Two words that mean the same thing combined into one (example) homogay.
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8:26 am
OF course it’s a word.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whorelot
1. whorelot-a prostitot, a young girl who might as well be selling her body for free… too much makeup, not enough clothes.
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8:41 am
If whorelot isn’t a word, then why are we using it?
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4:47 pm
Because you are stupid, and urban dictionary is not a real dictionary it is a joke.
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6:49 pm
You really don’t understand how language evolves, do you?
Have you noticed that we don’t all talk like Shakespeare, and that you yourself use “joke” words like “brony”?
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9:03 am
Many common use words in the English language had no meaning at the time when Shakespeare introduced them through his writing.
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2:08 am
If you have a my little pony as your picture you’re an asshole.
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2:10 am
Why?
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2:27 am
Because you want the nation’s children to be Gay!
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3:08 am
well You don,t need brony to do that christian are quite capable to indoctrinate children to be gay
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10:29 am
Bronies aren’t trying to turn anyone gay…We just watch a tv show. Once you guys understadn that, you’ll understand how big of idiots you are…
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11:00 am
You have done nothing but attempt to recruit Christwite readers to your sick alternate lifestyle since you began commenting here! Stop trying to shove your sexuality down our throats!!
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4:49 pm
No we havent, we are both straight and we havent tried to make anyone watch this show we are trying to get you to stop ragging on it, it has nothing to do with sexual preference.
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5:45 pm
As AA said, we aren’t trying to recruit anyone. We just want you to stop insulting us Bronies. I could care less that you don’t watch the show and I’m not going to try and make you watch the show.
As for the sexuality thing, that point is invalid because Bronies are NOT a type of sexuality
“alternate lifestyle”
Brony isn’t an alternative lifestyle, we are just fans of a tv show. That’s it.
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9:00 am
Bronies are to Gays what Gays are to Pedophiles ..
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9:09 am
Bronies have nothing to do with homosexuality or pedophilia.
We. Are. Just. Fans. Of. A. Tv. Show!
That is it!
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2:39 am
I’m not sure NASCAR is a sport. And I use to shudder at the mention that drivers were athletes. But a few months ago I was at a family wedding. For the bachelor party the guys rented out a speedway and we raced cars. My body was so sore the next day…. I gained a lot of appreciation for male race drivers.
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9:26 am
The truth is Danica is a lousy athlete. She’s terribly out of shape and sitting behind the wheel of a car doesn’t prove anything even though she acts like it’s the greatest thing in the world. I don’t think Feminism has any place in auto racing and this lady is truly ruining the sport. If she wants attention, why doesn’t she become a cheerleader? Chuck I absolutely agree with #1. What is that photo by the way? It looks like a boat not a car! What a whore…
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5:33 pm
We are posting pictures of each other? It’s not even tuesday!
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5:59 pm
He looks kinda gothy with the dark, flat hair. Is this a young Biersack?
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6:01 pm
Looks greasy. He could use some product.
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7:12 pm
Is this Claire??
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7:45 pm
That white girl needs to cook me some collard greens and stop wrecking
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8:36 am
Driving fast is bad mmmmmk
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5:32 pm
My wife and daughter were both chearleaders. Nothing wrong with school spirit! They also cheer womens teams.
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5:32 pm
*cheerleaders
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5:44 pm
“Cheerleading is degrading.”
What about the thousands of American girls that enjoy it and get good exercise and even scholarships out of it.
And there are men cheerleaders too.
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6:25 pm
Claire , we just finished the remodel of the surgery ward. You should come visit. April is super proud of it. She could also tell you how a self-degrading cheerleader overcame to develop a new orthopedic technique which has prevented hundreds of horses from having to be put down.
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7:23 pm
Claire, I am sure you could intern for her. It would be a great experience. Do you like horses. She only takes on small animals in an emergency or as a favor to friends and family.
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6:09 pm
Cheerleading is a healthy sport and I’d like to see more.
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6:30 pm
Is this how you see cheerleaders?
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6:31 pm
Why are you bringing this up? I’m really confused.
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7:00 pm
That looks like Andy Biersack. The picture of you looked like a nice young woman. Did someone trick me and show me the wrong picture? I’m confused now.
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7:21 pm
Adam, you are right…that is a mans watch.
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