Email
Tumblr
YoutubeIf Statue of Liberty Had Angelina Jolie’s Right Leg, Would The News Pay Attention to National Politics?
Twitter
Facebook
Delicious
Digg
Stumble
Reddit
The statue of liberty has to flash some leg for America to get any media attention these days.
As the fate of our country is being debated in the GOP primaries right now, I must say I’m very concerned about all the media attention being given to JLO’s Mexican milkslide slip and even more bizarre, the right leg of Angelina Jolie.
Show of hands. How many of you have ever seen the right leg of a women? I’m a holy man and even I have seen many! So if miss Billy Bob bloodchain is out flouncing around, looking like a pale sun-starved Twilight bulimia mistress with Vitamin D deficiency, it is suddenly the talk of the day? Guys cannot stop wanting to look at her right leg on the red carpet?
I’m almost willing to say there is a devil spell going on here. With all the tomb raiding movies and acting like a demon mother in Beowulf, maybe Jolie get too much into one of her parts and got possessed. I don’t know. But I just don’t see why media is so fascinated by her, and why in my latest Abe’s Rasmussen poll that 87% of people said they knew what “Angelia Right Leg” refers to, but only 4% stated they knew Rick Santorum’s domestic and foreign policy platform.
What will it take to make media stop talking about Jolie’s right leg and start informing our young, knuckleheaded voters why they should be voting for Rick Santorum.
Angelina Jolie doing a double-legged poopy squat pose
In that image above, I think we can figure out what’s going on here. You see Angelina Jolie is doing a classic double poopy squat pose. That is a pose that gets all types of perverted people’s juices flowing. She first teased by squenching her right leg, to get the minds wondering what was going on with the left. And then boom. Double poopy squat.
That is a pose you see many actresses do. It sends gays arching and mewing like cats in heat. It sends the media into a frenzy, because they know all the perverts with iPhones will be searching for it for secret undercover finger sessions. Brad Pitt looks ashamed because Angelina Jolie’s actions reflect poorly on him. He’s wanting to duck behind a rock, but there is nowhere to hide and if he divorces Angelina, she has adopted nearly a dozen foreign children so she will make him poorer than an Obamacare recipient.
All in all, Hollywood is causing all the raucous and we are in danger of having a Mormon bishop run against Obama. I don’t know about you, but I trust Romney just as much as I trust Ahmadinejad teaching kindergarten at my niece’s elementary school. At least with Obama, we know he’s just a fundamental commie jihadist and we know how to handle them. It’s the Mormons that have been brewing a secret agenda with all their fairy tales of magic 747s with spirit bombs and Tom Cruise using magic hats to see America’s future. I’m sure he’d be named Secretary of Defense overnight.
And with the image of Tom Cruise defending America from nuclear attack by laughing maniacally into a black hat I leave this whole topic alone. Angelina Jolie’s right leg is apparently more important than the presidency of this great country. I’m sure George Washington and Lincoln spit with disgust from heaven right now. Reagan, he is just done. He is just done.
- Excited
- Fascinated
- Amused
- Bored
- Sad
- Angry
If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
Follow me on twitters. Poke me as your New Friend on Facebook!! 
Dear, you do know that picture of that young lady was, how do you say it, digitally altered? Yes, that’s right. Crowley made me watch these award ceremonies every year with him because he finds it funny for some reason but I didn’t see that girl do that sort of pose, although she did have only one leg out. Some band mocked her later for it, and I guess that was kind of funny. Although people really shouldn’t be made fun of. It’s not decent.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
3
She looks like a circus freak plain and simple and this doesn’t change the fact that the photo is what it is. I don’t care what this idiot puts out there as his photo shop “theory” some people are just fools. Do you have the slightest clue what you’re talking about? Seems not. Well, this Hollywood jet set is upsetting to those of us who love America in more way than one. Who knows what they really do behind closed doors? This woman has surely engaged in the worst of them, particularly since she’s surrounded by the hardcore homosexuals all the time. Do you have a clue what they’re like? Well I have done my research and it’s ain’t pretty, as they say.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
2
However it may be, whatever they do on their own personal time is between themselves, and isn’t up for discussion by anyone else. God loves you no matter what you do. If it’s so upsetting to you, perhaps you could read a good book instead of watching her movies or whatever it is she does. I find that people pay too close attention to celebrities when all that matters is that they are story tellers, and you can get a good story with a good paper back, I find.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
Right, you’ve done research. Considering all of your errors after stating you researched something, I HIGHLY doubt anyone with a shred of intelligence is going to believe you.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
The comments are now about Pinkamena
[img]http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/3f65c49f34bb8f39b8a621164a425c76/43204%20-%20artist%3Acrookedtrees%20ask%20ask_pinkamena_diane_pie%20blood%20meta%20pinkamena%20pinkamena_diane_pie%20pinkie_pie%20worst_pony.png[/img]
Praise or Condemn:
1 
7
WOW! what the hell is that, theifenz you need to stop posting your deranged MLP fanfic on here, it is disparaging to the name brony.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
2
It’s revealing the brony’s true nature.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
2
wrong! tis only revealing of MY nature. most bronies are turned away from the lovely Pinkamena, but I know who she really is.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
While I agree with thiefenz that most Bronies avoid Pinkamena, I am nOt one of those Bronies.
Pinkamena is glorious.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
1
you and I just might make good friends
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
but it’s Crokedtrees! His artwork is just gorgeous.
[img]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6907/pinkamenaveryclassy.png[/img]
besides, what’s disparaging about a psychopathic killer?
and scootaloo is with her, too! she gets to help drain the blood.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
4
Listen if you kids are too stupid to post an image properly (by resizing it so that it actually fits into a page) please don’t even try in the first place. You’re only embarassing yourselves and revealing how truly idioitc you are.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
2
Thank you for this. These poorly sized images bring nothing to the discussion and create an environment of whipsawed confusion amongst the faithful.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
1
it is never mentioned anywhere how this is possible. So unless I am properly informed my images will just have to be right-clicked.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
3
You need to find images smaller than 300 pixels wide and if your photos are too big, don’t post them because no one, not one single person, will ever bother to “right click” or whatever. If you really must post that big image, download it and shrink it and then upload it to a image host like imgur. Really, this isn’t rocket science. Otherwise you look like an incredibly dumb teen.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
1
no, but it sounds like a lot of work I don’t feel like doing.
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcScQ8pD1Fhuym7XTtSfe65Idx8XcKlNbu3nDgSPnYZm9jMU9G-t8w&t=1[/img]
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
Billings, if you’re too stupid to right-click on the image and select ‘view image’, then that isn’t our problem.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
Um, well that is certainly…..different.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
your stoicism, if I take your heart out, will I have it, too?
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
Well … It looks like the industry of sin, decadence and graven idols named Oscar has finally found in Angelina’s right leg a suitable co-star for Daniel Day Lewis’ left foot!
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1