Iran Cuts Off Oil to UK and France, Threatens World With Female Terror Ninjas (Photos)
In a bold move of defiance and war, Iran has cut off The United Kingdom and France from its crucial oil supply. France and the UK backed America’s plan to obliterate Iran with nuclear arms. In addition to stopping its oil supply, Iran today unveiled its latest terror to the world: trained female ninjas who can ‘infiltrate the suburbs of any city in any country’.
Iran’s defiance to America’s sovereign global authority reached a crisis point today. Undeterred by the weak and too patient policy of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, Iranian Warlord Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced that the Middle East would cut all oil supplies to France and the United Kingdom completely off.
This move by Iran comes at the heels of crucial pressure exerted on the world to take action against Iran, after Iran announced it would wipe the Holy Land off the map if it acquired nuclear arms. America has long demanded Iran take no such actions. Due to a weak president, however, America has not made it clear if Iran would suffer a nuclear destruction if it continued its insolence before the United States policy of keeping Israel safe. Great Britain and France have encouraged the US to use its great power to wipe Iran out and for that, they have paid the price. No more oil from the Mideast.
To add terror to injury, Iran today announced a new breed of spy and assassin. The “Sisterhood of Veiled Pregnancy” is a new terror arm of Iran, more deadly than the notorious “Black Hand” assassin squad that is responsible for starting World War I. Analysts believe these female marriage assassins are Iran’s hope to start World War III.
Unconcerned with God’s gravitational forces, an Iranian woman uses geni-like abilities to defiantly run up a wall in a Chinese sponsored dojo in Karja. The writings on the wall state “Bujinkan Honbu Dojo Ninja”, which roughly translates to the ‘Female Ninja House of Veiled Terror to Bring Death to Weak America”. China has allegedly sponsored over 50 Japanese-themed dojos across Iran and reports that Imams are consorting with Hindu mystic secrets and Satanic black magic to enhance these trained assassins are prevalent.
To make this situation even worse, the Al-Jazeerha news is boasting that Iran moved all its warships to the Suez canal and past the Syrian port. This move is to ‘send a message’ to the United States that Iran owns the world’s oil supply and cannot be defeated. It is Iran’s way of saying that Arabs are superior to all Western nations and we must bow down before them, or get no more oil.
Iran is trying to make it seem like the US has no right to destroy Iran and Syria, and no right to save Israel from the hands of psychotic dictators. Just listen to the tone of these monstrous people as they plot to starve America from its lifeblood.
Iranian ninja women are known to use all sorts of perverted sexual techniques to trap unknowing politicians and business men into precarious situations. Here we see three ninjas practicing the “Flying Eagle of Arabi” technique, one where they are rumored to strip out of their terror ninja outfits and entice men for nuclear secrets or exact deadly moves that force American men to give up their patriotic sauce of life.
Who is in danger?
Any American man (or allied) with sperm is going to be a target of the Iranian female terror ninjas.
Unlike traditional spies who notoriously trapped men to kill or torture them to give up nuclear secrets, these female ninjas use their abilities to wrestle men to the ground, furiously disrobe or reveal enough of their tight, toned bronzed bodies to force a man to release his seed into their wombs.
With Iran clearly beating the drums of war, civilians in America and our allied nations must remember that Iranians see no difference between military and civilian targets. In their hateful eyes, college children and the elderly are all fair game. These predators love to prey on the innocent: just look what they and their brothers did to us on 9/11.
So who is at risk? If you can read this and are male, they can be targetting you. These women seek to bring their harems of horror to the heartland of America.
These female ninjas may pin down the unknowing fraternity man staggering home from a wild party, pinning him in the courtyard of his campus and thrusting their wild Arabic passions upon him until he explodes in a satisfying thrust of shame and confusion. They may abduct a father on his way to work, dragging him into a dark alley as his struggles and kicks for freedom soon turn to moans of shame and grunts of frustration.
Dominated: In this recently released beach sin, missing Malibu local and Pepperdine student Dale Cusart was last seen being lead away by a female terror assassin. Officials believe Cusart is likely being tied down in some Malibu mansion, where sex-crazed harems of Arabic women will likely sexually torture him with endless sex and procreation until he passes out from exhaustion. This fate awaits many more young men in America if Iran is not nuked and an executive order to profile any suspicious looking Arab is not passed.
Terror babies are a very real threat. Iranian female ninjas are being trained to use martial arts to subdue American men and then force them to give up their life sauce in acts of illegal pregnancy creation. The Iranian female ninjas goal are to rape enough American men by force and create a 'sleeper cell' of terror babies who have duel citizenship and can carry act acts of mass homegrown terror 20 years in the future.
Liberals will say that scenario is far-fetched, but then again they are the ones covering up details about how the Iranians are creating terror babies. For every woman the Iranians can sneak into the United States, the better the chance they have of creating future US citizens with dangerous Islamic loyalty.
Terror babies can be the downfall of America. As prophesied by Abraham Lincoln: “America can never be destroyed from without, but only from within.” Iran knows this fact is true.
Iran’s goal is to stall the US while its pert and admittedly attractive female assassins sneak into the country and force American men to knock them up. American men will either feel to ashamed to tell their wives what happened, and secretly support the illegal Iranian women, or the women can easily take advantage of lax illegal immigration laws, change their names to something Hispanic and sign up for Obamacare and foodstamps.
Within 2o years, all the female children these Iranian harem ninjas pop out on US soil will have American citizenship but secretly Iranian ethnicity. These children will then turn America into modern day Palestine and Israel, creating acts of terror all over the place while America is destroyed from within.
Iran, and their benefactors of China, will then be free to destroy the world.
We cannot give Iran time to stall. We cannot let the men of America be raped by these highly trained Iranian female spies who are sneaking into America through Mexico or the big, open US-Canada border.
To stop these infestation, America must close its borders and nuke Iran. The alternative is a future of terror, blown up malls and Shariah Chinese communism being the word of law for every enslaved American household.
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Author: Amber Vos Savant
Amber Vos Savant is an award winning conservative journalist and currently serves as Young Republican coordinator for Romney 2012 in Boston.
7:45 pm
These Iranians are truly evil. I cannot even fathom the horror they have planned for us American men, coercing us to be in them and spilling the seed of life. I bet they are targeting Christian men before anyone else, so we will keep it a secret out of shame.
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7:46 pm
You seem to be fine with spilling the seed of life.
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9:16 pm
Claire… Saying that is like saying that women enjoy being raped.
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7:50 pm
You wouldn’t mind fucking nurses because of your fetish, you bum.
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7:56 pm
What I do with my own life with people from my own country is my own business. But these terror babies are a nefarious plot. Do you understand what will happen to America if duel-citizen Iranians can freely waltz down to Mexico for bombs and then waltz right back over the border to blow us all up? We need to stop this now before it happens. We must nuke Iran.
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7:58 pm
So, your just going to trust this shady article that Iran and China are threatening to blow up America?
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8:03 pm
It’s no secret that they are beating the drums of war. They’ve moved their warships to the Suez canal. They have cut our dear allies UK and France off from oil, so their militaries will be hindered. They have already made alliances with China and are training these womb wielding assassins. What more proof do you need, them actually torching Israel?
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8:05 pm
Yeah, they don’t provide THAT much oil to greatly hinder people, and China wouldn’t support any kind of war against the world. China’s teetering between collapse and success, and they don’t want to blow the wind in either direction for fear of fucking up things. You don’t ever seem to remember who their biggest buyer is. Here’s a hint, it’s us.
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8:00 pm
You said you’d fuck Japanese whores if you had the chance. You’re nothing but a racist, sexist bastard who wants to get laid and pretends to be a doctor. And you seriously don’t pay attention to what you say, do you? Why would someone go through all of that trouble when they have plenty of weaponry at their disposal? You DO realize that if they seriously wanted to declare war, that they wouldn’t go through such incredibly stupid measures, right?
Of course not, you have that tin-foil practically fused into your brain.
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8:05 pm
I never said I’d do such things, LN. I never called a Japanese woman such things either. You are a master liar.
And Iran cannot declare war on the US. We would bomb them into oblivion and wipe their army out, just like we did Iraq.
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8:09 pm
You have sex on the brain whenever you talk about nurses and ‘business trips’, so the odds of you NOT going to the Red Light District and ploppin’ down some cash for a hooker for a night is non-existent. Your attitude towards women and how you word things VERY clearly tips people off that you’re nothing but a pervert.
And even with that knowledge, you STILL insist that Iran is trying to fuck with us and you want to ‘preemptively’ strike at them without a just cause.
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8:13 pm
“What I do with my own life with people from my own country is my own business.”
Not if you use your religion to justify the condemnation of others for doing the same thing yet don’t apply the same rules to your own life.
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8:31 pm
You nanny-state liberals like to butt into the life of everyone. Why don’t you take a chill pill, sweetheart?
The focus here is these Iranians. They are trying to declare a religious Jihad on us and you liberals have your heads so far up your backends, you cannot realize it. We need a man like Bush in office who just gets the job done. We need to nuke Iran, put Ahmadinejad on war tribunals and setup a American lead interim government until we can decide how to best fit a democratic government into Iran.
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8:42 pm
“You nanny-state liberals like to butt into the life of everyone.”
And you don’t? You think you have the right to tell everyone else not to have premarital sex, yet it’s okay for you to. You think you have the right to butt into the lives of homosexuals by wanting to outlaw sodomy and gay marriage.
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8:53 pm
“You nanny-state liberals like to butt into the life of everyone.”
Oh that’s fucking rich! Who’s the one that wants to prevent people from being married? Who’s the one that thinks it’s wrong for a black person and a white person or a gay couple to be married? Who’s the one that wants to tell women what they can and can not do?
“The focus here is these Iranians. They are trying to declare a religious Jihad on us and you liberals have your heads so far up your backends, you cannot realize it.”
1) Jihad means religious war, learn you some language, and 2) You’re nothing but a conspiracy theorist who wants to kill people for a ‘might’ or a ‘maybe’. You think EVERYONE is trying to declare war against the US, and it’s been proven that you’re a racist, xenophobic bastard, meaning your words have little to no importance or backing.
“We need a man like Bush in office who just gets the job done.”
So you WANT this country to collapse under morons and retards like Bush?
“We need to nuke Iran, put Ahmadinejad on war tribunals and setup a American lead interim government until we can decide how to best fit a democratic government into Iran.”
Where does it say in ANY document whatsoever that America has the right to police the world and enforce our ideals onto other countries against their will?
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9:17 pm
LN, jihad does not mean “religious war”. Jihad simply means struggly. You can have a jihad against eating chocolate. You can have a jihad against cussing. The danger is that with modern Islam, the young practitioners are falling in line with old hadith that declares a ‘religious jihad’ against any non-Muslim must exist and the only option against those who do not follow Islam is death. These practitioners are the ones who attacked us on 9/11 and are the ones who lead Iran right now. Therefore, we have no chance of changing their minds and we must simply wipe them out.
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9:22 pm
“LN, jihad does not mean “religious war”. Jihad simply means struggly. You can have a jihad against eating chocolate. You can have a jihad against cussing.”
Huh, you’re right. Congratulations, you’re ALMOST to a point where you have to use TWO hands to count how many times you’ve been right now.
“The danger is that with modern Islam, the young practitioners are falling in line with old hadith that declares a ‘religious jihad’ against any non-Muslim must exist and the only option against those who do not follow Islam is death. These practitioners are the ones who attacked us on 9/11 and are the ones who lead Iran right now. Therefore, we have no chance of changing their minds and we must simply wipe them out.”
You’re blaming an entire group of people for the actions of a few, and you’re more than happy to just drop bombs on them to kill them all.
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7:45 pm
I’m pretty sure “Bujinkan Honbu Dojo Ninja” doesn’t translate into anything.
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3:51 pm
actually the actual dojo is related to a Japanese school ( in USA ) and had nothing with Ninja or whatsover it’s where you learn something called Martial art
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7:52 pm
So another dumb bitch opens up her mouth without knowing what she’s talking about, how quaint.
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1:20 am
L. Negro:
Please control your heroin-crack cooked cane induced rage and show some respect.
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1:23 am
Oh the irony of that statement.
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12:05 pm
“I’m not racist, I just think that all black people are drug addicts and violent and that calling someone black is degrading.”
How about you come up with something better, CR, instead of relying on your racism for insults?
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7:53 pm
Wait, wasn’t blowing up Iran for no reason what got Bush deemed idiotic?
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8:34 pm
The list of items which resulted in the labeling of Bush 43 as idiotic would fill the Grand Canyon, even if each item were written on a grain of rice. That being said, I believe that lying about WMD to ensnare American in a war with Iraq (which while well deserving took our attentions away from other things needed destroyed more, like Hollywood, abortion clinics, and Charlie Sheen) was the kicker you are referring to. We as a God fearing Christian nation can and will not stand by while Iran forces it’s Ninja warriors and sick lifestyles on the rest of the world. If this country would only have listened and drilled ever drop of oil we could find in our own backyards (I hear BP is looking for new drilling sites) then we wouldn’t be so dependent on Muslim oil (which is scientifically proven to produce inferior petrol products than God fearing American oil). Barack “weanie” Obama needs to man up and show the world this God loving country isn’t above murdering women and children (so long as said children are out of the womb) in order to show the world we are right.
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9:44 pm
As of right now, I can only agree on that Bush statement, and maybe arbotion.
“Other things needed destroyed more, like Hollywood, abortion clinics, and Charlie Sheen.”
What’s wrong with Hollywood is the town of entertainment. Nearly every TV show in America is aired there. What’s wrong with that?
“while Iran forces it’s Ninja warriors and sick lifestyles on the rest of the world.”
Dude, have you even been to Iran, even more, studied about it? Who uses female ninjas who’s tactics are rape for their army?
“If the country would only have listened and drilled every drop of oil we could find inour own backyards (I hear BP is looking for new drilling sites) then we wouldn’t be so dependent on Muslim oil.”
Finding oil is not as easy as it seems. You can’t just dig up a hole and expect oil to come out. And besides, if that did happen, oil would probably be worthless, considering the fact that it’d be everywhere. Good or bad, it can lower business.
Also, stop calling America “God fearing.” What are we? Some kind of terrorist country?
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9:32 pm
America must act now before its to late. We’ve been putting up with crap from them A-rabs long enough. God’s will is total extermination of their race!
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9:46 pm
It’s Iran, not Afghanistan. Two different countries, and stop with the racism. Not everyone in the middle east are terrorists.
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12:52 am
You guys are such retards it is hilarious. Okay her we go.
1. The only true thing in that article is that Iran has stopped supplying oil to the U.K. and France.
2. We are not going to have nuclear war because the fact is it is wrong to destroy a entire country simply because of an oil embargo, interesting fact in WW2 Japan invaded us because we embargoed their oil.
3. Not all arabs are muslim, not all muslims are terrorists, not all terrorists are muslims.
4. Bush was an awful president, he did nothing except fuck up the U.S. budget by spending 3.6 trillion on the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, do you wan’t to get into another quagmire with Iran.
5. Iran is not training ninja women, they simply are not, ninjas are asians, and the iranian military would never let women fight in a war.
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1:24 am
Atheists (chinese) and Muslims (Irans) are close allies because they both serve the same master, the Homogay overlord Satan.
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1:25 am
But you’re name’s Christian Intellectual…
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1:55 am
I don’t even believe in satan you dumbass.
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2:20 am
But he believes in YOU.
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2:22 am
Well he doesn’t exist and i don’t care if you think the imaginary red horned guy who lives at the center of the earth is real, cause in my opinion he doesn’t exist, and if he does than fuck him he is an asshole.
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4:35 am
Satan wants you to believe that he doesn’t exist, you atheist are his minions.
Satan created your religion (atheism), highly respected theologians have proven that Satan himself wrote the atheist holy book (“origin of species”), your prophet Darwin was under Satan’s control the whole time.
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6:20 am
I’m not even an atheist and I can tell you that atheism is not a religion.
It has never been proven that The Origin of Species was written by Satan or that Charles Darwin was under the influence of Satan.
How can you live with the word “intellectual” in your name when you are clearly not very smart and prone to say the first nonsensical thing that pops into your head
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12:11 pm
CR, if atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color, and why are you doubting evolution? Think about it, you could EASILY spin it into something God did and show it off (you bastards do it plenty of times with modern science creations and such). You’re seriously a weak-minded fool who has his head so far up his ass that you shit from your mouth.
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12:17 pm
Atheism is blatantly a religion, were it not there would be no reason for them to organize, host seminars to reinforce one another’s beliefs, and worship demagogues like Dawkins and Hitchens ..
Ask yourself why Atheists are constantly on the lookout to recruit other Atheists. Ask yourself why they hate the saved with a religious fervour …
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12:25 pm
Oh really? Do me favor and find me these ‘seminars of atheism’ and where atheists ‘worship’ people, as well as ‘atheist recruitment areas’ you seem to think exist. Note, scientific meetings or places where people go to in order to talk about science and whatnot don’t count, considering they aren’t talking about how ‘atheism is such a good thing’, considering there ARE Christians who blend science and faith with one another and believe that God made the dinosaurs and so forth.
Atheists don’t believe in God, and as long as you aren’t trying to shove God down their throats, they aren’t going to give two shits if you’re a believer or not. People like you are the ones who are mad about trying to get people to join your cult, atheists legitimately don’t give a damn about beliefs considering they have their own. Are there crazy ones? Yeah, but considering how there are crazies EVERYWHERE (i.e. people like you, there have been several Christians who have come here and told you all that you’re horrible people and that you need to change your attitude), you can’t just hold them aloft and say ‘these people represent all atheists’.
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12:36 pm
You mustn’t know too many Atheists ..
And why not just Google ‘Atheist Convention’? You can’t just rely on others to perform your own research.
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12:44 pm
Hey, you said that atheists do these things, and practically everyone I know is atheist, and all we do is get together to entertain ourselves by playing games or watching movies. You made the claim that atheists do these activities and wanted to make it seem like a large number of atheists do these things on a regular basis, you back that shit up.
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12:49 pm
I am not responsible for your own ignorance, Ellen. Educate yourself or don’t, it’s your call ..
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12:54 pm
Julie, you’re the one who decides to say shit and then not back it up. If you have proof, prove it! Otherwise, you’re nothing more than another Cultwire Coward.
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4:00 pm
did I just lose some brain cell reading CL comment … really you smoked what Cl
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8:45 am
The funny thing is, China and Iran have separate religions, where Satan and anti-homosexuality don’t exist. And atheist don’t even believe in Satan, nor God.
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4:05 pm
just a little mention the revolt of Unghur ( forgot the actual name ) province in China
Was about Muslim infecting Chinese people with germ (in 2008)
And these muslim people actually came from Pakistan who wanted to convert chinese to Muslim
So no I don’t think china and muslim get along very well
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2:30 am
We need to put more landmines along the Mexican border to stop these evil hordes invading our dear nation.
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2:31 am
Great plan, brother.
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8:47 am
how about we use those landmines to stop illegals from crossing?
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6:06 am
Satan’s war on Christondom just got real, guys!
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10:38 pm
Not much is worth commenting on, but this is gold:
” Officials believe Cusart is likely being tied down in some Malibu mansion, where sex-crazed harems of Arabic women will likely sexually torture him with endless sex and procreation until he passes out from exhaustion. This fate awaits many more young men in America if Iran is not nuked and an executive order to profile any suspicious looking Arab is not passed.”
We can never, NEVER nuke Iran if this passage is true.
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9:22 am
Haven’t we had this entire conversation about the stupid “ninjas” already?
I think we have. Why in the world are you bringing it up again?
Goddess, you guys need help.
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