Is Pyramid Scheming Mormon Billionaire Frank VanderSloot Secretly Using Mitt Romney’s Candidacy to Promote Occultism and Pedophilia?
The machinations of America’s billionaires have become a hot topic this presidential campaign season. Barack Obama has the likes of George Soros firmly planted in his back pocket and independent-minded citizens are duly outraged. Yet on the other side, there is one man whose influence raises warning flags of corruption and an endgame that can be described as nothing less than apocalyptic. In a shocking report that appeared on Salon.com today, journalist Glenn Greenwald revealed that one of the most dangerous men in this nation is secretly bankrolling radical Mormon candidate Mitt Romney.
The polymorphously pernicious potentate in question is none other than Frank VanderSloot. VanderSloot is Chief Executive Officer of Melaleuca, Inc., a company that seeks to push pills on an unsuspecting public with outrageous claims of health and well being. The corpulent and greedy kingpin knows not humility or shame, righteousness or the true wisdom of God. He wears his extreme Mormonism on his sleeve. He despises the truth of Christianity with every fiber of his being. He has used his suspiciously-won wealth to promote an affront to America’s most sacred traditions of faith and decency.
As one report recently noted, “the beliefs of Mormonism are considered by almost everyone as genuinely anti-Christian. They deny the sanctity of the Holy Trinity, they believe God exists with human-like flesh and bones, and that 19th-century ex-con Joseph Smith was a true prophet.” Despite the overwhelming evidence that Joseph Smith was little more than a debauched counterfeiting fraud, Mr. VanderSloot continues to scheme his way into the halls of power. Recently, he secretly funneled $1 million to promote Mitt Romney’s message of socialism and global appeasement.
The issue becomes even more terrifying when VanderSloot’s shocking connection to pedophilia is better understood. The lusty, fast-fingered billionaire was single-handedly behind a campaign to suppress a molestation scandal that erupted in his home territory of Idaho. He used his enormous political powers and financial coffers to hide the truth of these horrific events, even going so far as to bully his fellow homosexuals to keep the news from the press. Why would a powerful man stoop to such barnyard contrivances, such corrupt and frankly evil tactics? Does this man possess one iota of honesty? One scintilla of honor? Or is he the most vile combination of avarice and hate, perversion and fraud of our generation?
In 1996, the American Psychological Association revealed that some of the very worst homophobes in America are secretly homosexual. While Christians argue against this tragic lifestyle choice with spiritual wisdom and biological reason, the likes of VanderSloot resort to underhanded, bossy tactics. Could Frank be hiding his own hardcore, malicious desires? Could the bearish, baldheaded man harbor a disgusting lust for man on man action, no matter how sweaty or foul, from our big city’s grimiest alleyways to the private paradises of male escorts that only those with billions in the bank can afford? Interestingly enough, Mr. VanderSloot has not once denied that he dreams of gay erotic intercourse. He has never claimed that the thought of sodomy outrages him. There is absolutely no evidence that this man doesn’t yearn to writhe with a muscled Latino on his private yacht or that he has a harem of lithe twink boys chained in the sadomasochistic dungeon of his walled-in Salt Lake City compound.
Further angering the honest people of this nation is the ultimate goals that VanderSloot’s elaborate form of Mormonism represents for American democracy. The details of this so-called “Church of Latter Day Saints” are little different than the tactics and ceremonies of Scientology. Why are they so anxious to claim America’s highest elected office? What does a man like VanderSloot need with even more power?
Could it be that VanderSloot’s billions are simply a stepping-stone to the true apocalyptic showdown that the Bible repeatedly warns us about? Can we honestly say that Mormonism is absolutely devoid of Satanism? Could this VanderSloot, the censor of sex scandals, the celebrator of occultism, the proponent of anti-Christianism, actually be something far worse? I hesitate to call the man an agent of Lucifer. I will leave it to scholars more versed in the signs of the End Times to interpret, but there is ample evidence to begin a widespread investigation. America’s Christians need to begin where several state Attorneys General have left off. We must unmask the hoofed cretin prowling so openly in our midst. Frank VanderSloot, I pray that your horrendous agenda for this planet is one day unmasked and that pedophilia becomes a thing of ancient history.
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10:39 pm
” He wears his extreme Mormonism on his sleeve. He despises the truth of Christianity with every fiber of his being”
Dumbass, mormonism is a subsect of christianity.
” He has used his suspiciously-won wealth to promote an affront to America’s most sacred traditions of faith and decency.”
He gives to the church?!
” one report recently noted, ”
You can’t cite yourself.
” Recently, he secretly funneled $1 million to promote Mitt Romney’s message of socialism and global appeasement.”
If it was so secret, how’d you find out? Public records or something?
“In 1996, the American Psychological Association revealed that some of the very worst homophobes in America are secretly homosexual.”
AH-EM. Thank you for saying that.
“He has never claimed that the thought of sodomy outrages him. There is absolutely no evidence that this man doesn’t yearn…”
Has he claimed he is homosexual?
“Why are they so anxious to claim America’s highest elected office? What does a man like VanderSloot need with even more power”
Why the hell are there so many caucasian christians trying to take office? It’s like their goals are world domination and enslavement of minorities or something!
“Can we honestly say that Mormonism is absolutely devoid of Satanism?”
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10:47 pm
Nice MLP reference.
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5:23 pm
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11:54 pm
Hey there sport, can I ask how old you are? You just sound so awful young! I’m really not sure you should be this adult web site reading adult stories! Okay, please ask your Mom or your Dad first, okay?
Let me explain a little something to you: MORMONISM IS NOT A CHRISTIAN RELIGION. This is well known and widely accepted. Every Christian in America will tell you this is the truth. Mormons believe a lot of crazy things, including that God was a mortal space alien and that ex-convict Joe Smith was jesus reincarnated! The only people who will try to tell you that Mormons are Christians are Mormons themselves and that’s because they have their own secret agenda. Mormonism is like a business and this organization is one of the richest in America. Did you know they own:
“The PBS special ‘The Mormons’ estimated the LDS Church is worth some $80 Billion. That estimate is probably low. It’s likely worth over $100 Billion as it is the wealthiest per capita religion in the world with annual tax-free revenues estimated to be $6 Billion per year. The LDS Church owns 928,000 acres in North America, is the largest ranch land owner in Wyoming, is the 2nd largest land owner in Nebraska (Ted Turner #1), has the largest cattle ranch in 48 states (Adjacent to Disneyworld in Florida), is the largest foreign landowner in UK. The LDS Church owns several businesses, numerous radio and television stations, its own insurance company, and is rumored to be the largest single producer of commercial beef in the USA. They own enormous properties in Hawaii including a Marriott hotel franchise in Hawaii, the Polynesian Cultural Center (which is the most visited tourist attraction in Hawaii), as well as of course Brigham Young University and thousands of chapels and meetinghouses worldwide. They also own shopping malls, are involved in property development and own enormous quantities of stock in many corporations.” “
What sort of church acts like a Fortune 500 company? I’ll tell you what sort– a fake one. By labeling Mormonism as something Christian, you are deeply insulting Christians. Please ask your pastor about this and I’m sure you’ll get an earful! Well good luck, kiddo!
ps. Please don’t try to lecture me on journalism. Are you a journalist? Do you know how many times journalists and scientists reference their own work? It happens all day every day.
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1:18 am
“Hey there sport, can I ask how old you are? You just sound so awful young! I’m really not sure you should be this adult web site reading adult stories! Okay, please ask your Mom or your Dad first, okay?”
Billings, stop being such a pedo or degrading bastard. Take your pick, you’re basically both.
“Let me explain a little something to you: MORMONISM IS NOT A CHRISTIAN RELIGION.”
Christianity is the idea that Jesus Christ is the savior and the son of God. Mormons believe this. Explain why that prevents them from being a Christian.
“Every Christian in America will tell you this is the truth.”
So far, it’s only you and your crazy ilk, and you aren’t exactly the shining example of Christianity either. At least Mormons stick to their values, you can’t abide by any of yours.
“Mormons believe a lot of crazy things, including that God was a mortal space alien and that ex-convict Joe Smith was jesus reincarnated!”
You’re confusing yourself and proving you don’t know the first thing about Mormons.
“The only people who will try to tell you that Mormons are Christians are Mormons themselves and that’s because they have their own secret agenda. Mormonism is like a business and this organization is one of the richest in America.”
You like throwing that word around a lot, ‘agenda’. It’s like you have a fetish for it or something. Seriously, is there NOT one single ‘article’ you’ve made that doesn’t contain that word amongst one of your posts or the nonsense itself?
“I’ll tell you what sort– a fake one.”
What kind of church completely fucks the bible over just so you get what you want? A fake one.
“By labeling Mormonism as something Christian, you are deeply insulting Christians.”
By saying Mormons aren’t apart of Christianity, you’re deeply insulting them as well as believers who think what matters more is accepting Jesus Christ as the savior of mankind.
“ps. Please don’t try to lecture me on journalism. Are you a journalist? Do you know how many times journalists and scientists reference their own work? It happens all day every day.”
Uh, they’re at least credible and use that as a last resort, or to tie a subject together. You do it as ‘evidence’ and you basically just end up looping around. You say you’re right because you talked about it before, and you were right then because you talked about it before, and you were right then because etc, etc, etc.
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1:49 am
“The reason Mormonism is not Christian is because it denies one or more of the essential doctrines of Christianity. Of the essential doctrines (that there is only one God in all existence, Jesus is divine, God in flesh, forgiveness of sins is by grace alone (Eph. 2:8-9; Rom. 4:1-5), and Jesus rose from the dead physically (1 John 2:19; Luke 24:39), the gospel being the death, burial, and resurrection of Jesus, 1 Cor. 15:1-4), Mormonism denies three of them: how many gods there are, the God of Christianity, and His work of salvation.
http://carm.org/is-mormonism-christian
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1:51 am
Was God Once a Man Like Us?
The Bible teaches and orthodox Christians through the ages have believed that God is Spirit (John 4:24; 1 Timothy 6:15,16), He is not a man (Numbers 23:19; Hosea 11:9; Romans 1:22, 23), and has always (eternally) existed as God — all powerful, all knowing, and everywhere present (Psalm 90:2; 139:7-10; Isaiah 40:28; Luke 1:37).
By contrast, the Mormon Church teaches that God the Father was once a man like us who progressed to become a God and has a body of flesh and bone (Doctrine and Covenants 130:22; “God himself was once as we are now, and is an exalted man, and sits enthroned in yonder heavens!” from Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith, pp. 345-347; Gospel Principles, p. 9; Articles of Faith, p. 430; Mormon Doctrine, p. 321). Indeed, the Mormon Church teaches that God himself has a father, and a grandfather, ad infinitum (Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith, p. 373; Mormon Doctrine, p. 577).
http://irr.org/mit/is-mormonism-christian.html
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1:54 am
Questions about the Book of Mormon
total lack of archeological support
contradictions with other LDS scriptures
abundant plaigarism of the KJV Bible
key changes were made to the original version
curious similarities to contemporaneous works of fiction
confessions and defections of the other witnesses
Questions about Joseph Smith’s credibility:
comparisons of himself to Jesus
contradictions in accounts of his first vision
his suspicious past and character
false prophecies he made
both sides of the story of his ‘martydom’ and early LDS persecution
Smith’s reliability as a translator – the failed test of the Book of Abraham
Smith’s ‘inspired’version of the Bible
http://www.leaderu.com/offices/michaeldavis/docs/mormonism/other-problems.html
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1:55 am
Historically, only until recently have Mormons wanted to be called Christians, preferring not to be included with Christian denominations, which Joseph Smith said were, “all wrong … all their creeds were an admonition in his sight, and that those professors (Christians) were all corrupt” (Pearl of Great Price, Joseph Smith, 2:18-19).
Mormons have preferred to be called “saints”; however, in the recent years the LDS church has spent millions in an intense “PR” campaign aimed at moving the church into the mainstream of Christianity. The political and economic benefits of Mormons being included in the mainstream of Christianity are obvious. Further, for Mormons to be accepted as traditional Christians would greatly aid in proselytizing the members of Christian denominations into the LDS church. This is why the LDS church is trying so hard to present itself as Christian and is trying to overcome the stigma of being a cult.
http://www.seafox.com/mormons.html
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Mormonism is a cult theologically
As the presidential race heats up and the prospect of a practicing Mormon as a viable Republican candidate becomes more a reality, there will be continued effort to bring Mormonism into the center of Christian orthodoxy. Thus, it’s important to understand what the cult of Mormonism teaches, to understand that it’s antithetical to Christianity, and that, while it’s certain there are some Christians in the Mormon church who love the Jesus of the Bible and don’t understand or agree with what their church teaches, the Mormon church could never be considered orthodox unless it made some serious and massive changes to it’s theology.
The danger facing the Christian church is always to capitulate to culture. As Mormonism becomes more culturally acceptable, the temptation will be to make Mormonism more acceptable to Christians as well. This can’t happen if the Church is to preserve it’s witness in the world to the true triune God of the Bible as worshipped by Catholic, Orthodox, and Protestant Christians alike.
Many mormons are good neighbors, friends, and fellow citizens. But, we cannot go so far as to call them brothers and sisters in a common faith. To do so is to not only confuse real Christians, but to also diminish the importance of lovingly speaking with Mormons about the errors of their belief in hopes of seeing them come to know the real God of the Bible and avoiding eternal damnation for worshipping a false god.
http://pastormark.tv/2011/10/18/is-mormonism-a-cult
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2:01 am
Yeah, you’re still not producing evidence that they don’t believe that Jesus is the lord and savior and whatnot, and considering how many different ways there are of being Christian, there’s bound to be differences.
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I could post links and proof all day, but it seems like you’re either too lazy or too arrogant (or maybe high on pot?) to read them. The doctrinal evidence is quite clear and anyone versed in Biblical teaching would see that the Book of Mormon is destructive and reductive when it comes to Christian faith.
Law, are you just doing this to be contrarian or do you actually claim to have some slight grasp of Christian teaching? Or do you think you know Mormonism? I just don’t think you have a horse in this race and I’m not sure why you even showed up at the park.
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1:40 pm
Yet none of them are saying that they don’t believe that Jesus is the lord and savior and so forth. All your saying is ‘they do things differently than us’, yet they still believe that Jesus died for the sins of man and that he was God’s son and all that jazz. You choose to see the bible in one way, and other Christians choose to see it another way. Does that make any of you non-Christian? (Well, you’re obviously not a Christian, considering how you don’t follow any kind of holy text, you just throw it at random people and tell them to do it while you don’t even bother with it)
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“[Mormon beliefs] are in open contradiction of the clear teachings of the Bible and must, therefore, be rejected by all those who accept the Bible as the true Word of God. While having the deepest respect for the moral and ethical standards of the Mormon people and their church, we must sadly reject their teachings as false and not Christian.” –Dr. D. James Kennedy, Founder, Coral Ridge Ministries.
http://www.truthinaction.org/index.php/2011/10/is-mormonism-a-cult/
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2:04 am
Yeah but he is from a ministry, so he is biased away from any religion but his, can you site a source from a news network or even wikipedia.
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2:08 am
Wikipedia is not a trustworthy resource, especially when it comes to Christian teaching. And what’s wrong with a ministry? That’s a very odd statement to make… Are you actually a mormon, AA? Or are you associated with them?
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2:09 am
The ministry is a biased source when talking about religion or science. And i said EVEN wikipedia showing that i think it is more acceptable but not very.
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2:20 am
Hi, I don’t want to sound mean or anything but could you honestly answer something for me: Do you have a mental disorder or is English not your first language? Did you graduate from grade school?
Something is not right about your communication skills. You don’t seem to understand basic concepts (that means thoughts or ideas). I cannot figure out what sort of person you are, and you very basic writing skills and immature thoughts made me think you were 12 years old. Now you say you’re older than that. So I’m confused what’s wrong with you.
If you answer, thank you! It will help me speak to you more in the future!
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2:25 am
I have shown myself to have fine enough grammer. I am simply typing on a stupid website so i don’t care that much about for instance capitalizing I. I have no mental disorder (a lowly insult) frankly i am confused by you, do you honestly believe the things you say to be true? I have carefully research them (not on wikipedia i might add). My thoughts are well researched scientifically, i am not about to be insulted by a pedophile like you.
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11:25 am
It’s spelled grammar, champ.
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1:41 pm
Yeah, Billings? You REALLY shouldn’t be talking about grammatical problems and typos. You have pretty horrendous spelling and grammar yourself. You can’t even spell people’s names right, even when the spelling is right in front of you.
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1:51 pm
Listen here freak face, I’ve had it with the ridiculous hippie personal attacks. Why don’t you put down the bong hits for a minute and appreciate when the adults in the room are talking?
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1:54 pm
“Listen here freak face, I’ve had it with the ridiculous hippie personal attacks. Why don’t you put down the bong hits for a minute and appreciate when the adults in the room are talking?”
What kind of adult goes around and insults people for having different beliefs? What kind of adult goes around and tells others that they’re wrong for their beliefs? What kind of adult goes around and insults others for having just different view points? What kind of adult makes mindless and baseless accusations against others? What kind of adult gets pissed off when their bullshit is called out? What kind of adult starts all of these attacks in the first place?
Bastards like you, that’s who.
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1:58 pm
Answer: A wise and passionate adult who is trying to save diprods like you from hurting yourself. When was the last time you were sober or took a shower? I can smell your patchouli oil and post-cotial sweat from here.
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2:00 pm
Only someone as demented as you would want to smell other men, Billings. When was the last time you left the house for something other than food?
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2:31 pm
I can’t deny that it has been a long time since I left the house for anything other than a trip to the convenience store…. My friend, sometimes it’s lonely being a journalist but then I think of friends like you and Claire and I know I have a mission to help you guys. Still, something I do go in the back yard but it has been a long time since I’ve been willing to ramble, I used to go out and walk in my neighborhood late at night but some people talked to me about that. What do you do to keep yourself sharp and happy? I’d love to know.
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2:45 pm
“My friend, sometimes it’s lonely being a journalist but then I think of friends like you and Claire and I know I have a mission to help you guys.”
Last I checked, journalists do actual research. Care to recall who created Skyrim? You got it horribly wrong before hand, and you claimed you researched that.
“Still, something I do go in the back yard but it has been a long time since I’ve been willing to ramble, I used to go out and walk in my neighborhood late at night but some people talked to me about that.”
Not surprised people talked to you about that, you’re nothing but a creep and a pervert.
“What do you do to keep yourself sharp and happy? I’d love to know.”
And you go and prove that you’re nothing but a coward, trying to shift the conversation away and try to talk about others. Are you that pathetic that you have to live life through others?
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4:42 pm
“then I think of friends like you and Claire”
This is at least the 100th time I’ve told you that I’m NOT your friend.
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9:14 pm
I know it’s tough for you to accept Claire but after all these years and all our struggles and all our shared experiences I think it’s fair to say we’re close friends.
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9:16 pm
I’m fairly certain Claire wants to run you over with a car. I know I want to.
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11:46 pm
“I know it’s tough for you to accept Claire but after all these years and all our struggles and all our shared experiences I think it’s fair to say we’re close friends.”
Um…no. I despise you but you’re clearly either in denial or you’re a glutton for punishment whose brain reads “I hate you” as being “I love you”. You have the mentality of a date-rapist – the classic date rapist line is “You know you want it”, when the victim very clearly does NOT want it.
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1:28 am
Anonymous atheist is only 14 years old. The fact that he’s so utterly naive is a dead giveaway.
He should really be on the Nickelodeon website commenting about iCarly.
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1:37 am
Anonymous Atheist is just one of those kids you find wearing Che Guevera Tshirts around campuses – the kind to loiter about neglecting their studies whilst playing hacky sack all day long!
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1:28 am
i find you comments about my age completely unfounded, however frankly i could make a better than argument than you ever since i could speak. All your facts about mormonism are wrong, and yes REAL journalists refrence their own work because REAL journalists actually do go to the places and know about the things they talk about.
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1:46 am
Hey kiddo, when you’re older maybe you will understand these big issues. I can give you plenty of sources and of course, my own journalism, but for now, here’s a simple explanation of why Mormonism is an anti-Christian cult:
http://catholiclane.com/is-mormonism-a-christian-denomination/
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1:48 am
Biased source, and i repeat my self i am not a kid, however I am sure you are a pedo.
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1:55 am
So, Billings, are you capable of producing sources that aren’t extremely biased and that are credible AND that actually support most of your points instead of just confirming just one iota that is basic knowledge?
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2:13 am
I was told that you are 12 years old. I am not comfortable with children of your age being on this website so I’m trying my best to be gentle, while at the same time encouraging you to return to the safe playrooms of your childhood. At your age you should be helping mother in the kitchen, playing with dolls or watch appropriate cartoons. This is an adult conversation and you don’t seem to understand the subject matter here.
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2:16 am
I am not 12 years old that is a fact. And frankly i have proven myself to be far more knowledgeable than you, i bet i could have beaten you in debates even when i was 12.
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2:23 am
Allright, now I’m starting to believe you are twelve again. These children threats of fights aimed at a 53 year old man! Come on now, please don’t act up like this! If you want to stay here and talk with the adults, you need to behave.
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1:43 pm
A 53-year old man? You behave more like a 12 year old, what kind of man would constantly harass people for being different, and demand that people do things that violate quite a few different laws?
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4:37 pm
“ps. Please don’t try to lecture me on journalism. Are you a journalist? Do you know how many times journalists and scientists reference their own work? It happens all day every day.”
Considering how I’ve been asking you for three years to provide some sort of evidence that you have journalism credentials and have still received nothing, it’s our right to lecture you.
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9:06 pm
Harassing, flirting and slandering me is more like it.
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9:12 pm
Only a sick fuck like you would take anything any of us have said as ‘flirting’, and can you honestly say you don’t deserve it, what with how much of a total, inhumane bastard you are?
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9:13 pm
“Harassing, flirting and slandering me is more like it.”
Asking for your credentials, which we’re entitled to, is not harassment.
As for flirting, don’t flatter yourself. You know damn well that I’ve never flirted with you.
As for slander, you’re fair game. You slander everyone. Do you recall your “article” about Bill Murray? Nearly every other sentence in that was slander.
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9:16 pm
You havent read any article that I’ve written in at least a year. You’re so high and mighty on yourself you just think the world bows down when ever you log on to this site. Do you really think LN and the rest say “Oh goody, here comes Claire the Queen of Christwire!” They’re laughing at you not with you. As a friend, I have to tell you this.
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9:20 pm
I find what Claire writes to be wonderful and is needed to tell you Christian retards off. Maybe what you’re speak of Claire is what people feel about you? You sad sad old man. Has mother died yet from all the alcohol she drinks yet?
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9:21 pm
Well we do say, “ah here comes claire a rational and thoughtful human being who is not a pedophile/sociopath like you”
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9:22 pm
“You havent read any article that I’ve written in at least a year.”
If I’m truly a harasser, flirter, and slanderer, wouldn’t it be in my best interest to read your articles? You contradict yourself.
“You’re so high and mighty on yourself you just think the world bows down when ever you log on to this site.”
Care to provide evidence that I’m high and mighty?
“Do you really think LN and the rest say “Oh goody, here comes Claire the Queen of Christwire!””
Absolutely not. Exactly what in my last post suggested that I think that way?
“They’re laughing at you not with you.”
Hmm, I’m sure L.N, Comedian, Millennium, Celestial, anonymous atheist, etc would beg to differ.
“As a friend, I have to tell you this.”
Billings, for the 102nd time, I’m not your friend.
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9:24 pm
Thank you, aa and Ex-Christian.
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9:29 pm
CLaire got a very big head when she realized the Christwire Handbook was dedicated to her. Ever since she’s been marching around this website in her big black boots like she owns the place. Most find it so offensive they just can’t themselves to say anything. I, for one, am not afraid to talk sternly to Claire even though she’s still a child.
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9:34 pm
“You havent read any article that I’ve written in at least a year.”
You don’t read period, how’s that?
“You’re so high and mighty on yourself you just think the world bows down when ever you log on to this site.”
You’re the one with the Superiority Complex, Billings, not Claire.
“Do you really think LN and the rest say “Oh goody, here comes Claire the Queen of Christwire!” They’re laughing at you not with you. As a friend, I have to tell you this.”
No, no I don’t, and you really shouldn’t be talking in others steed. You have to remember, Billings, no one with any common sense likes you. You’re too horrible a person for anyone to even consider being in your vicinity without wanting to gouge your eyes out.
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9:39 pm
“CLaire got a very big head when she realized the Christwire Handbook was dedicated to her.”
Stop feeding your ego into others, Billings.
“Ever since she’s been marching around this website in her big black boots like she owns the place.”
Claire’s been here a lot longer than the books been in production, jackass. You might wanna get your facts right for once so you don’t look stupider with each passing comment.
“Most find it so offensive they just can’t themselves to say anything.”
Yeah, that handbook is certainly atrocious.
“I, for one, am not afraid to talk sternly to Claire even though she’s still a child.”
You think everyone’s a child. Might explain why you wanna touch everyone so much.
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11:42 pm
“CLaire got a very big head when she realized the Christwire Handbook was dedicated to her.”
Hmm…evidence, please.
“Ever since she’s been marching around this website in her big black boots like she owns the place.”
See above comment.
“Most find it so offensive they just can’t themselves to say anything.”
Hah! As if!
“I, for one, am not afraid to talk sternly to Claire even though she’s still a child.”
I’m 21 years old. That’s not a child.
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5:21 pm
“Hey there sport, can I ask how old you are? You just sound so awful young! I’m really not sure you should be this adult web site reading adult stories! Okay, please ask your Mom or your Dad first, okay?”
Yes, you can. Unfortunately, I’m not going to answer. And this website is “adults only”? Kind of suggestive, but I can see why, with all the gay pseudo-porn the authors love posting.
“Mormons believe a lot of crazy things, including that God was a mortal space alien and that ex-convict Joe Smith was jesus reincarnated! ”
That’s actually a lie. They believe that he was a prophet, bringing god’s word to earth, but not embodying god.
“What sort of church acts like a Fortune 500 company?”
Well obviously, Mormons do. Just because they’re profitable doesn’t mean they’re bad. Or are you endorsing communism?
Scientists refer to their own, empirically proven work. You refer to your own opinions and assumptions. That’s pretty much the definition of circular logic, something that should have been abandoned centuries ago.
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9:10 pm
Mormons believe that God was a mortal creature from another planet and that he has a mother and father, grandparents, grandparents of grandparents and so on. I don’t know where you’re getting your information, but it’s completely false. The also believe Joe Smith was a prophet, even though he was an ex-con. For a long time they also believed men should have multiple wives. Are you genuinely trying to defend this cult? Are you equally supportive of Scientology or NAMBLA?
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9:15 pm
You’re comparing a legitimate religion with Scientology and NAMBA, do you really have no shame or common sense? And considering how you don’t read any other texts aside from what you type up, I highly doubt they believe God is an alien.
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9:21 pm
” Mormonism teaches that God the Father is a resurrected, “exalted” human being named Elohim who was at one time not God. Rather, he was once a mortal man on another planet who, through obedience to the precepts of his God, eventually attained exaltation, or godhood, himself through “eternal progression.”"
http://www.mormondoctrine.net/articles/God_became_God.htm
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9:31 pm
Alright, fair enough. Still a better theory than what you believe, that he just poofed into existence.
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9:34 pm
I appreciate the apology buddy. Tonight I will sleep soundly thinking of you and me and what we can learn and share.
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9:38 pm
“I appreciate the apology buddy.”
L.N. is not your “buddy” and he did not apologize to you.
“Tonight I will sleep soundly thinking of you and me and what we can learn and share.”
Eww.
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9:41 pm
Billings, you’ve certainly mastered selective reading. Is that the only way you can sleep soundly? Taking some vague positive thing and then ignoring every single thing else after that?
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9:34 pm
You’re both fucked. Mormons and christian extremists such as yourself
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10:48 pm
I agree, no one should be a billionaire. HERES A GREAT IDEA!!! LETS TAX THEM.
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12:43 am
I don’t trust Mormon witchcraft!
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1:38 am
THEY ARENT WITCHES!
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1:51 am
But they do dabble in dark magicks.
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1:57 am
No they don’t you are lying.
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1:59 am
They do spells on a magick hat because they thing it will allow them to read gold!
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2:01 am
No that was a lie the guy made up about leaving the plates in a hat. Saying Jesus brought people back to life is no crazier.
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6:54 am
Mormonism is no more Christian than Islam. Like Islam Mormonism accept the veracity and validity of the old and new testaments of the bible, but claim a new prophet with the latest info over rides the previous books. bringing the most accurate and latest version of Gods word. For the Mormons the latest greatest prophet is Joseph Smith For the Muslims it is Mohamed.
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11:22 am
Thank you! That was very well said. It frustrates me that people have such a simple grasp of Christianity today that just because Mormonism mentions Jesus Christ it MUST be a Christian religion. That is patently ridiculous, but it seems that the LDS propaganda machine is more effective in reaching our youths than straightforward ecclesiastical references.
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6:58 am
By the way anyone interested in buying toilet paper rolls printed with the Book of Mormon? Or the Koran?
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7:28 am
I would not soil my backside with such blasphemy!
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11:24 am
I have seen that Allah tp and it is hilarious!
Mohammed Cartoons & Jokes That Make This Christian Laugh Out Loud!
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1:59 pm
You like religious jokes? How are these:
Whats white, sticky and moves across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?
The coming of the Lord
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: You only need one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.
Why wouldn’t Jesus be good on a hockey team?
He’ll get nailed to the boards.
A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, “My child, why are you so upset?”
The little girl turns to him and says, “My mummy and daddy were in their car — and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there.”
The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his cassock and says, “It’s just not your day, is it?”
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2:32 pm
Those jokes are horrible. You really shouldn’t try comedy, friend.
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2:43 pm
Aww, offended that someone insulted your religion right after you insulted one yourself? Suck it, hypocrite.
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10:02 pm
WOW
that is not a billionaire, that is Dean Norris, he is an actor and that is not him at a bath house, that is a scene from breaking bad.
STOP BRAINWASHING PEOPLE
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