Is Tumblr Stealing The Souls of Your Children?
Tumblr is a dangerous website on the interweb that your child may be lurking on. As the most popular blogging platform on earth, it has lured many young teens into its clutches. Unfortunately, it harbors an extremely homoerotic leaning and contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to. It is extremely malicious and will steal your child’s feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation. Your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn. Tumblr is a predator, a predator gaining in liberal popularity.
Tumblr is full of gay porn and is one of the main distributors of homoerotic messages to youth. You will find posts about gay marriage with millions of hearts and homoerotic sex is one of the most popular subjects on the site. Many tumblr sites contain how-to guides for gay sex maneuvers, and it will burn your child’s brain. Young women find themselves drawn to images of men engaging in premarital kissing through tumblr and many end up transsexual, desperately wanting to be one of the men engaging in oral sodomy. But how does tumblr manipulate your child’s mind?
Look at how the liberal cat tries to control you with its eyes, but beware.
Like most other websites popular among strange liberal druggies, at its core, it is a cult. Tumblr is headed by groups of New York gays and nerds, and the head honchos seem to really like cats. You can’t have a moral website with cats, that’s an inherent contradiction. However, cats are extremely persuasive and have turned many people to the dark side. Cats also have a tendency to be evil, which we can see in cases such as Catwoman, in which the feline is extremely destructive and causes a great deal of harm to everyone. Many immoral liberals use cats to their advantage because they have hypnotic eyes and are small in frame. This is what captures so many youth.
Another compelling part of tumblr to youth is the overt sexualization of everything. All teenagers, except for properly raised Christians (special needs teenagers aside), are driven towards sexuality. Many youth announce foolishly that they consider themselves to be a homosexual. Many teenage boys are now engaging in sin docking. Many teenage ladies are having their cankerblossom massaged by other misguided youth. The uglier children are demon whacking during their melancholic programming sessions. Some teenage ladies spread images of their sin treats throughout their high schools and to all of the students and teachers. The destructive gay agenda devoted to destroying Christian morality and the sanctity of the Christian body has begun to manifest itself through tumblr, and it lures in youth.
So not only is tumblr responsible for sexualizing our children through the gay agenda, it isolates them as well. Kids these days are too busy using tumblr to talk to other children. Kids are becoming withdrawn and more kids are becoming diagnosed with things like anxiety, antisocial behavior, and aspergers syndrome. We can account this to the fact that nobody is talking to each other. Social occasions like church and the purity ball are being shunned for internet memes. Where does the madness end? It ends in a colossal, silent supernova of atheism. Tumblr is stealing your child’s amygdala, replacing it with troll faces and cat eyes. Why are we allowing this to happen?
Look through your child’s internet history. If you see any tumblr pages, immediately consult your pastor or a reliable Christian psychiatrist. Pray. Pray the gay away, away from your child’s innocent soul and computer. Tumblr is a predator and it is extremely destructive in the Christian home. Your child doesn’t deserve the devil within tumblr infiltrating their mind. Remember to always use protection on the internet, and together we can all destroy the evil of tumblr and all that lies within!
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Author: Christopher Christenson
Republican, American, Christian, Man, Carnivore, White, Hero, Genius, Brave. All words that adequately describe Christopher Christenson. At the ripe young age of 28, Christopher has been writing for Christwire for quite a while, when he isn't warding off the North Koreans from attacking or mentoring youth at his church. Because of his young age, he is able to connect with the young people whilst still charming our beloved elderly. Christopher is fascinated by the grotesque trends among youth and will stop at nothing to investigate. You can contact him on his website.
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About The Author
..”Add me on the facebook or you can also follow me on tumblr.”
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Pissing myself. Oh my Gumi.
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11:25 pm
I just died of laughter.
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11:34 pm
“Tumblr is full of gay porn and is one of the main distributors of homoerotic messages to youth.”
Well, we know what blogs YOU decide to follow now, don’t we?
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1:44 am
Stop harassing me. I only follow three blogs, Staff, Christwire, and Blanche’s. However there is a phenomenon called projecting where people think that everyone thinks the same as them.
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Which is funny because obviously you wouldn’t have found that porn if you weren’t actively looking for it in the first place. Yet you’ll still call it ‘projecting’.
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L.N. I wouldn’t take this seriously, this is obviously a satirical article.
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11:41 pm
Brother Christopher, this was a fantastic warning about the danger of these on-line sex clubs. I will make sure to ask my Korean to block this site.
Bless you young man!
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Well, I have a Tumblr, and the only thing that I post is a whole lot of Sherlock. And X Men.
Also, everyone I know on Tumblr posts a lot of Sherlock.
All of my friends on tumblr that I know outside of tumblr laugh about a lot of the jokes on tumblr.
Also I;m in college. And I’m straight. And I’ve had a tumblr for a couple of years. So there’s that.
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9:29 pm
Deth everyone knows X-Box is gay term for tail. And Sherlock just sounds gay?????????????
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9:32 pm
When did I refer to X-Box, and Sherlock is a literary character from the 1880′s created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
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9:36 pm
Someone spends too much time making up gay slang.
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Thanks August! Bless you too! I’m always ready to warn people about the internet’s harshest dangers!
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Exactly. I have a house Mexican and have instructed her to do the same.
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Good. We don’t people like you on Tumblr anyway.
You’d probably ruin Sherlock for us.
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I don’t like your shoelaces
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I just realized that this is just Christopher’s way of keeping the dumb asses out of tumblr. Who the hell wants these people on there anyway? They’ll just get in the way of Cherik and Sherlock and the Avengers.
And all the gay porn on my dash too. Thanks Christopher!
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Oooh, the evil kitty will get you. Clearly a representation of everything despicable in the world. “You can’t have a moral website with cats, that’s an inherent contradiction.” That’s possibly the most nonsensical, stupid, stupid, stupid thing anyone has ever said.
Either you’ve gone looking for gay porn in order “research” this article, or you haven’t, which means you don’t know what the frack you’re talking about and are making up inflammatory crap.
You use word like “overt” and “druggies” and such, yet offer nothing to prove anything that you’re saying.
You freaking need help. Start with your fear of cats, then move up to your overt obsession with gay porn (apparently however much straight porn on Tumblr is apparently not a problem), indicating a latent homosexuality. That you have a mouthpiece on a website is just plain disturbing.
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I fully agree with you Bugmenot, and everything you have said is incredibly sensible.
Let’s annoy people and post pictures of cats all over this thread.
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9:34 pm
Christopher – A fantastic story brother! TY I have seen the tumblr logo around but didn’t know anything about it. Great heads up I’m making sure that my computers are clean!
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Only thing “Porn” related on tumblr is a naked picture of Jinxx from Black Veil Brides… <<
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10:18 pm
I hate it when these articles inturrupt all the gay porn on my dash. And ‘Shame’
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IKR? Gotta love the gay porn
OMG, we should so follow each other on tumblr!!! That’d be fun!
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Sure, always happy to find a new Tumblovian.
Mine is celestialdeth.tumblr.com
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I will follow you on a shared account before following you on my other (which has like 3 or 4 different blogs to follow ^^)
Shared is bvbacademy.tumblr.com
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celestialdeth! Oh no! Not princess Celestia!
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*IS MOMENTARILY CONFUSED*
Metapod, whaaaa?
Is this a MLP reference?
I am honestly tired of all the MLP references to my name I have an account on DA I have been CelestialDeth for almost five years now!
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10:48 pm
Huh, I may be a Brony but I did not equate your name to Princess Celestia until Metapod brought it up…
I just figured it was a creative name.
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12:52 pm
No no no no no
I’ve been using this name for five effing years now. It means star death because I’m severely mortalphobic and I want to live as long as a star does which a fucking long as time.
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12:58 pm
That’s actually a pretty cool reason for a name. I’ve honestly never heard of mortalphobia before.
Let me reword my statement from before because I’m afraid it was misinterpreted…
I never even thought your name had something to do with Princess Celestia until Metapod brought it up…Even now I’m not comparing your name to Princess Celestia.
Sorry for any confusion.
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added a few ;p
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You should send your children to my house they will have more fun there
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No no no no no no
OUT OUT GET OUT
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These deluded children will be burning in the flames of hell for longer than any star lives.
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Oh how interesting
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Whatever idiot wrote this article is Anderson. We are Sherlock. GO TUMBLR!
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WE ARE SHERLOCK
WE FIGHT JOHN WATSON’S WAR
AND IT IS IN OUR DIVISION!
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PedoBear
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3:46 am
Ah Valentine’s day.
So much gay porn on my dash now.
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When I was a child, all we had was a Bible to play football with. Gay porn? I’m on it!
Yours truly, John Proctor, good puritan of Salem.
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You’re on it? I guess we all know what you’re doing this weekend then.
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Haha, Celestial what type of gay porn is on your Dash?
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Only the usual. Fan art, movies and shit. Y know.
Keeping it real.
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Sounds awesome… XD Wish I had some invading my Dash… lol
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The people I follow are hilariously weird and obsessed with fandoms, so most of it is not that big of a deal, unless you go ahead and type in GAY PORN in the search bar, but you can do that on google too, so it’s not really shocking to see.
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I wanna follow some of the people you follow!!!!
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Well, you HAVE my tumblr account. The list of people I follow are on my account. GO FORTH! I SAY THEE NAY!
PERFECTION
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lol, I added a few ;p
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I see you too are speeding down the road to rack and ruin BVB. It’s wonder you can’t even smile properly, with all that guilt in your heart.
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I can smile just fine. And what guilt?
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Oh the irony. You are on tumblr. It’s even in the advert below the article
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All of tumblr is amused by this.
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10:29 am
We warned you about the fandoms. We told you dawg
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I like how the thumbs up and thumbs down aren’t just like and dislike; it’s PRAISE or CONDEMN.
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I AM DYING R/N THERE ARE TEARS COMING OUT OF MY EYES!
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The thing is that tumblr is not all that bad unless you deliberately choose to follow blogs with things that you may not like. My dashboard is filled with music and art. And if I hear the phrase “pray the gay away” one more time….
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