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RedditThe atheist threesome of PZ Meiers, Neil deGrasse Tyson and the notorious Richard Dawkins must be in stunned silence tonight, not even able to self-fellate their self-aggrandized theories as their mouths are too busy stuck open in awe at the Jesus Discovery in Jerusalem.
Now we know why Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was so desperately trying to build a nuke to wipe out our favorite ally. He was scared of this:
This one ancient inscription reveals the birth of the world’s true faith and morality: Christianity.
In this academic release, witness the discovery of the birth of Christianity. Once you are done reading it, don’t think. Just meditate and reflect on the implications and all that it means. Let Christ speak to your heart.
My friends, this is the good news. Christianity is a part of humanity, this one inscription gives us a concrete starting point and moreover shows when true civilization and morality started for the world. This one image even gives America a foundation on when its true principles were born.
There is nothing Ahmadinejad would love to do then to wipe this artifact out of existence. The Islamist countries are working hard to build a nuke so they can make the site where this artifact is housed a ground zero for their attack.
Friends, we must not let that happen. If we let the birthplace of Christianity be destroyed because we were too lazy or pandering to the Muslims, imagine how harshly God will judge us.
We must wipe Iran out and make a giant green zone in Jerusalem, under the ownership and protection of America. As the world’s superpower and the most powerful Christian nation on Earth, this much is our natural duty. It is not even a duty, it is an honor.
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Scott Grunhard is a law student and actively advocates for the restoration of America's Godly heritage and Christian foundation of government. Read more about how you can help at Godlyheritage.org 
We know Jesus existed. Wthere or not he was holy is the debate
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Your stupidity transcends the ages my friend.
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You mind telling me my error, mister closet homosexual?
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I’m sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don’t think there’s any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock. AND A BIG BABA BOOEY TO ALL CHRISTWIRE SHIT STAINS!!
Howard Stern
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There’s enough historical evidence that Jesus existed – named specifically by historians.
His deity is proven by the question, “why was the tomb empty?” None of the mundane offerings hold water. He came out of the tomb as He said He would.
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so Jesus came out of his tomb like billings came out of his closet … seems legit to me
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And arose into the sky….Are you sure that wasn’t Superman??
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I am shocked that a site dedicated to Christ would advocate the bombing of anyone.
Jesus would bomb Iran? Really?
The Jesus in my King James Bible would do no such thing and I am sickened by the thought. Further, Almighty God will not allow Israel to be destroyed before the events in Revelation.
America’s modern “christian” church has been fully subverted by the Luciferian warmongers that rule the world.
Turn to Jesus. Turn to prayer. All else is vanity.
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I agree fully. Bombing never did anyone the slightest bit of good.
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Bombing has done humanity good, you can surely agree with that unless you are anti-Semitic?
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as far as I can tell Japanese ( if you refer to hiroshima ) didn’t harm any jews
But they harmed america ( because you Imposed them Oil embargo)
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People died, and that is never good. Ever. God Bless.
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First off we must we’re not advocating bombing Iran, we’re protecting Holy artifacts from preemptive strikes from terrorist nations.
Second off Israel already has so much American support We seriously should just annex to our nation it and reclaim it from the Jews.
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Any country found not submitting to the will of America should be prepared to be bombed any time.
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God loves everyone, and all this unneeded violence is just so heart breaking. There should be no submission. We should all learn to treat each other with respect and equality.
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Asians are not human!
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Racist fuck.
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Yes they are. Perhaps you should pick up a book about humanity? I understand that even high school history text books are full of knowledge on the matter. I hope you sort out your own confusion soon. God bless.
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You should say “SOME Asians are not human”.
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Why do you keep saying your not racist when at every other moment you say something racist.
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Tell that to the Ayatollah, I’m sure he’ll treat you with respect before he has you stoned to death by a vicious mob.
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Just because someone wants ill well done onto me does not mean it is alright to retaliate. If someone wants to hurt me, I feel sorry that they would wish to do so, but I will not hate them in return. I can only hope that God chooses to forgive people for their mistakes and that everyone will be able find their way into the light.
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If you don’t like their social customs, don’t live there.
Or better yet, tell Jesus how wrong he is about his policy of peace.
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“tell Jesus how wrong he is about his policy of peace.”
This is crazy talk. I will tell Jesus no such thing. Go tell him yourself.
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Why’s that, you drunk bastard?
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GODDAMNMOTHERFUCKER..Will you please go back to eating OLD HELEN”S CUNT!!
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bitch…. AMERICA IS A NEW FUCKING COUNTRY COMPARED TO EVERYONE ELSE! STFU XD “submitting to the will of america.” you just were crowned the biggest idiot on here c:
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We don’t need to bomb all of Iran, just Tehran and wherever we suspect they may be hiding nukes.
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USA is Hiding nukes maybe we should Bomb here too ? no ?
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We created nukes. It is our technology to share and take away from those we do not like.
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actually Luciferian have no care about war
(it’s not I’m a luciferian but I did research on it
Lucifer are not “satanism” at all (compared to real satanism that we see in movie )
The other word for lucifer is Light bringer
Lucifer is supposed to Light our path to actual freedom away from servitude with “god”
Sadly Like you said USA churches has gone fucking wrong in the past 100 years
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I completely agree with you, while i may be an athiest, luciferianism makes the most sense out of christianity itself. If you count all of it’s branches as a whole, generalized religion, that is.
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Citizen. That is a fish.
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Are you on Skooma?
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I am on Skooma! Oh drat…Why did I just tell a guard that?
>Resist Arrest.
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*looks left* *looks right* I didn’t hear anything. Move along citizen.
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*drops small bag of gold and walks off*
Long live the empire…or something
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NO LOLLIGAGGING!
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Hopefully Israel will go to war with Iran , so that that pansy kenyan will be forced to get off his black ass and do something right for a change and join the war, if we can get enough troops to israel we control jerusalem and can make sure the relic stays under christian control, remember the jews killed jesus, and now that they know that there is evidence that they did kill the son of their god, they will do anything in their power to destroy it, the rabbies are too invested in the lie they are living, some may even be possesed by the devil
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Sir, I’m going to have to ask you stop harassing everyone. I’ve been getting a lot of complaints from concerned citizens about you. If you do not comply you will be fined.
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This may be funny when you are 13 and own a computer
but i hope for your sake you find jesus before you die
or else it wont be fun and games anymore
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Pay the fine or it’s off to a nice cold cell with you.
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He’s resisting arrest![img]http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/29/128750631117852290.jpg[/img]
*Tiernan Kincaid’s Bounty increased to 1000 gold*
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Jesus is a BASTARD!!
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Jesus is a BASTARD:
No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the LORD; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the LORD.
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So this wall drawing of a fish is supposed to make me believe in your god? How unusual…
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Oh those silly religions from Elsweyr or some other part of the Empire. Why can’t everyone except the fact that the Nine are in fact real. You know, I was at the battle at the Temple of the One, when the Avatar of Akatosh swooped down and defeated Mehrunes Dag- Wait a minute, is that… it is! That’s the Gray Fox! I need some assistance over here!
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It’s more evidence than an ambiguous god that constantly eats itself and demands 12 year olds to fulfill it’s pedosexual needs.
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You reek of Daedra. Get away from me.
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What in the name of Talos are you talking about…
Ouroboros isn’t even a god or a deity, it’s just a symbol. I don’t worship a self-consuming snake.
“demands 12 year olds to fulfill it’s pedosexual needs.”
Huh?
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Praise the Nine that there is at least one other sane man of the empire here.
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I may not be completely sane (A few too many encounters with Sheogorath I’m afraid.) but I am a man of the empire!
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It’s the price you pay when you start worshiping false idols.
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Your reply makes no sense relating to mine…
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What I’m saying is that Jesus has more physical evidence than your autocannibalistic pedophile god.
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auto cannibalism pedophile God ouroboros is not a God or deity it’s only the perpetual sense of life ( if My memory is correct it’s was also used in alchemy and science)
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Ouroboros is not a god! It’s an idea, the idea of the perpetual cycle of life and death. To always come back to the material world after death. I do not worship the Ouroboros.
Millenium: you are correct. It did play a part in alchemy, not quite sure about science.
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Oh so you’re an alchemist uh? Mind wiping me up a potion?
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[potions are not alchemy]
alchemy is what I do, it’s a type of science that makes bombs, creates new strains of plants, etc. alchemy is mostly a form of chemistry
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That’s not what that Altmer told me. What was his name? Sindereon I think. He was making a potion from some root and asked me if I’ve seen any.
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Look you may want to bring your people back from the dead with your witch chemistry, but what comes back isn’t the person you intended. Either their mad that you ripped them from the kingdom of heaven, or full of violence and hatred for being raised out of hell.
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It is from skyrim you fool.
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I name is Jesus and you know nothing of my work.
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