• Lando Calrissian Dead at 75 due to Suicide.

    February 6, 2012 12:47 am 38 comments
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  • In a galaxy far far away called the early 1980’s Lando Calrissian was famous. He had stared in the three Star Wars movies and was a big name. He had left the black music show that he had started in the 1970’s called Soul Train, for the bright lights of Hollywood. But those bright lights always dim with time.

    Today around 4am police found his dead body in his house in Sherman Oaks California. Celebrity news site TMZ is reporting that it is suicide. Mr. Calrissian has had many health issues over the years, as well as a nasty divorce, in which he stated “”finalize this divorce before I die.”Mr. Calrissian (or simply, Lando as he is known to the worlds geeks) is best known for staring as Donni Cornelius in the first three Star Wars movies. As he partied off his Star Wars money he soon turned to Malt Liquor. First as a Spokesman and then as a customer.

    Colt 45, used him as their spokes person through out most of the 1980’. Although when recently interviewed by the Phoenix News he admitted “I’m not really a beer drinker. No one’s going find any Colt 45 in my fridge, no.So far there is no word on why exactly he killed himself.

    During better times, times of plenty, plenty malt liquor.


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