MIA Middle Finger Proves Superbowl Halftime Show Should Be Prerecorded
Millions of innocent families and friends were exposed to the most horrid, crass vulgarity at the Super Bowl 2012. Madonna gave a very raunchy, pelvic grinding performance that left no room for the imagination. But if that was not bad enough, one of her little groupy backup singers named Mia gave America the middle finger business.
I have ordered our editors to blot out this little vixens finger so families will not be corrupted. As you know, extending the middle finger out means the “F” word and I am not talking about fiddlesticks.
The Bible warns that when curse words enter the mind, they enter the heart. And when you have a cursed heart, you shall die both physically and spiritually.
Satan fancies himself of cardiologist and takes a pride in his malpractice. How happy he must have been yesterday to see his little resident Mia practicing her symbolic curse words for all of America. I would love to see the statistics right now, because I bet at least 10% of the impressionable kids who saw this today were slinging crack in their high schools and gapping their legs to get ‘f’ and preggo in the back of a car!
You may think this sounds extreme, but there is a reason why we’re already boycotting Super Bowl 2013 and have accused the NFL of betraying us all.
Next year, the Super Bowl must prerecord their NFL halftime show. This is the only way we can trust the NFL after betraying us again. They promised us a wholesome Super Bowl but we were treated to thirty cracked coke fueled minutes of Las Vegas filled with gold-clad, sweaty and tight thighed Amazonians in heat!
Why could we not have Jackie Evancho or Amy Grant sing for 30 minutes, and then on the Jumbotron the SuperBowl crowd can watch the prerecorded and FCC and clergy approved halftime show. To us at home, it can still even look live. It will take care of the problem of exposing America to all these FILTHY halftime shows, NFL. You betrayed us, football. Next year, you better have it done right or don’t have a show at all.
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Author: Abe
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9:35 pm
Minorities ruin the super bowl every year!
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9:42 pm
And August continues to be racist.
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9:42 pm
“You may think this sounds extreme, but there is a reason why we’re already boycotting Super Bowl 2013 and have accused the NFL of betraying us all.”
And that reason is because you’re bat-shit insane, considering you let one slip that was so miniscule that most people didn’t even know about that until you brought it up ruin your trust with a company that had no control over the people doing the events.
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9:55 pm
” As you know, extending the middle finger out means the “F” word and I am not talking about fiddlesticks.”
Ah yes, because fiddlesticks is what came to my mind first. But how much fun would it be if fiddlesticks was a swear!
Your only about half right. The middle finger means “F-Off” or “F-You”. It’s simply a rude gesture to tell someone to back off. Why we use a finger to say this is beyond me.
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4:17 am
I’m still trying to figure out if this is an act of war by the United Kingdom. Why does one of their nationals insult America on the biggest television show watching day of the year? I wonder how they would feel if Bill Maher flipped the bird to them during one of their royal weddings. I’ll bet they wouldn’t be too happy.
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8:12 pm
the english are so sinful they would probably like it.
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8:17 pm
you’re no one to talk miss “none of your FUCKING buisness!” to a cop ;p
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8:18 pm
btw… the english made you…so shut up about my people c: we’re better then you.
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8:16 pm
i died laughing when this happened.. cuz they bleeped it out all late XD
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