Mighty God Strikes Missouri with 4.0 Earthquake, 4 Other States Still Tremble with Fear and Gays to Blame!
Tusken, Missouri – Oh ye sinful land of sodomite America, for it is written!
1 Samuel 14:15
And there was a panic in the camp, in the field, and among all the people. The garrison and even the raiders trembled, the earth quaked, and it became a very great panic.
Potential Tusken raiders of homosexuality flee the wrath of God’s earthquake. National gay rights activists seeking gay marriage in all states to blame.What man can be more SINFUL than a RAIDER HOMOSEXUAL! God is starting to paint America with the shameful brown brush of fecal sins! We’re all meared by the musty soots of homosexuality! The little chimney sweepers of perversion want us all to legalize their getting married and are just popping up with rights in every state!
Even as the Earth still shakes following the mighty wrath of God, these little gut-thrusting generals of Sodom want us all to march to their cadence, a Bantam death march straight to hell! States of: Missouri, Illinois, Arkansas, Kentucky and Tennessee, tremble before the Lord of America, the God of our Bible, and the Words of My Voice!
This was just God sleepwalking. This was just a huff of his wrath, but look at how all the people flee in fear and panic. Toppled buildings! Exploded cars. Giant sinkholes that lead straight to HELL!
This is what awaits all America, my friends! This is the FINAL JUDGEMENT! Let us vote Santorum into office, let us vote the gays back into secrecy and shame!
No homosexuals or this shall be your wrath!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHXxHje_Ezc
Friends, God is like an angry bull right now and all he sees is RED! Everyone is being seen in the hellacious light of fiery red because we’re all fated to be doomed to HELL if we let the gays keep trampling their orgy seeking feet upon our Constitution! Be afraid and heed my words, o sinful beggers of bared bottom carnality!
Man shall not lay with another man, it is abomination! And all abominations shall decompose in the landfills of all time, forever!
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
2:38 pm
So many homogays willingly choose to invoke god’s wrath upon them that it causes innocents to be caught up in it.. Hopefully Santorum will cover these sinful sodomites with a message to return to heterosexuality.
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12:06 am
One. I never ‘left’ heterosexuality, so obviously I can’t return. I’ve been gay my whole life. Also, the idea of homosexuality as a choice is blatantly wrong. I don’t choose to be bullied because I’m gay. Why on Earth would anyone want to be gay. It sucks to be gay. I wish I was straight. That being said, I ask that you all stop using the term ‘homogay’. I find it extremely offensive.
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2:58 pm
So what’s the point of the video at the bottom?
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3:31 pm
These Godless sodomites could cares less about the innocents who are swept up in the Lord’s vengeance that’s directed at them. Gay-marriage must be outlawed and all the homogays forced back into the closet before God gets really pissed and dooms the planet to an unimaginable fate.
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4:20 pm
Remember that America is not, and never will be a Christian country. I’ve yet to hear one logical non-religious reason why gay-marriage should be outlawed.
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5:58 pm
I’ve yet to hear one logical non-religious reason why gay-marriage should be outlawed.
You presuppose that marriage isn’t an inherently religious agreement. To be quite frank Not only should gays not get married, but atheists as well.
As for a “non religious” reason? How about the fact that homogays can’t procreate? They can only wrongly adopt and then teach that child to be homogay like themselves.
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7:12 pm
Marriage at one point was a religious agreement. It’s grown from that into what it is today. You don’t have to be religious to get married. You actually have to sign papers to legally be married. All the church/preacher/religious stuff is either optional /flashy traditional extra stuff or just tradition to certain religious people.
‘As for a “non religious” reason? How about the fact that homogays can’t procreate? They can only wrongly adopt and then teach that child to be homogay like themselves.’
Procreate? So what if a man and a woman get married but don’t have any biological children? What if one of them is infertile? What if they don’t know one or both of them is infertile? Can they still get married? The answer – of course they can. ‘Wrongly adopt/teach that child to be homogay’? Adoption for gays is as wrong as adopting for heterosexuals. As long as the child is loved and well cared for, what’s the problem? You’re just predjudiced. I actually agree with the last sentence though. It’s wrong to teach a child to be homosexual. It’s also wrong to teach a child to be heterosexual though. The kid should be allowed to turn out how they turn out without fear of being rejected for being something they were taught was wrong by society’s/their family’s standards. Heterosexual, bisexual, homosexual – who cares? As long as they are themselves, I don’t believe it matters. I know that’s not what you were saying, but still.
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9:09 pm
A man and a man are unable to properly raise a child, same thing with a woman and a woman.
A good example is those two lesbians who adopted a poor boy only to force him into a transexual lifestyle.
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7:05 pm
Ex-athiest, can you please provide a link to that story? And can you please give me a link that proves the two woman forced him into ‘a transexual lifestyle’, clearly saying that they literally forced him into it, and it wasn’t the fact that he was adopted by lesbians that he became a transexual. Because I think you only believe they ‘forced’ him to be a transexual simply because you were appalled to hear that in one boy’s life he was both adopted by lesbians and became a transexual, so you automatically link the two events in your mind, there being no actual evidence of ‘forcing’.
Of course though, if he really was forced into it, prove it. If the evidence is good enough I will apologize for making that accusation. If no proof or the evidence isn’t believable then, well, basically you’re wrong and no apology.
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1:16 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2043345/The-California-boy-11-undergoing-hormone-blocking-treatment.html#ixzz1ZSgESiBZ
http://foxnewsinsider.com/2011/10/18/11-year-old-given-hormone-therapy-so-he-can-choose-gender-causes-controversy/
Here’s the links you’re asking for. I hope it exposes what homogays will do to children.
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7:38 pm
You can’t teach the child to be “homogay,” they’re born naturally. And you’re somehow concerned with population not being high enough, but you only want Christians to marry.
Also, there are a ton of orphans out there who are begging to be adopted.
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9:11 pm
There would be less orphans out there if so many people didn’t go against god’s word.
Also I never Said that only Christians can marry, I said that only the religious should have the right to marry. While atheists and homogays can have life partnerships.
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9:48 pm
it’s will actually never happen even in USA if it’s happen almost 90 % of the country will leave
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10:05 pm
I think you mean 10% which still is a pretty liberal estimation of the total population of homogays and atheists out there.
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4:36 pm
Children are put into orphanages if their parents don’t want them, they were put their from social services because the parents are abusive or dangerous to be near, or the parents are dead.
And how come only religious people can marry? Marriage in now way relates to religion. In fact, marriages occurred way before 0 A.D.
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9:44 pm
actually its not christianity who ivnented marriage ( or any other religion for the matters )
marriage was an agreement of Love between two peoples
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9:50 pm
exactly, why should only religious people marry if it has nothing to do with religion. Its all about a life long love and partnership.
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12:09 am
You can’t ‘teach’ homosexuality. You either are, or you’re not. Also, if you say that marriage is for procreation, then tell old and infertile people that they can’t get married. I’m getting tired of saying this, but PLEASE stop using the therm ‘homogay’. It’s extremely offensive.
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4:18 pm
4.0? That’s barely an aftershock. Remember the earthquake in the east last summer? 5.8, didn’t feel a thing.
Besides, if you knew common science, you would know that earthquakes are the cause of the movement of two continental plates sliding along each other, nothing to do with gays.
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9:52 pm
4.0 is like having Gang bang sex with 10-20 hot girls
nothing to worry Much
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5:01 pm
I have to ask, being a man of science rather than faith, how being gay can bring upon gods wrath to cause an earthquake?
It is as BoopBeepBaap has said, and that earthquakes are caused by the continental plates sliding against one another, not from the act of many simultaneous acts of sodomy whilst playing some satanic skrillex dubstep at the loudest possible level that their “homogay” stereos can muster.
Just a couple of things as well, I am not a “homogay”, I do not have an active opinion on gay marriage, but I do know that legalising it is not enough to cause an earthquake.
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5:17 pm
As a man of science you are surely familiar with the concept of cause and effect.
Look at where we find earthquakes:
America — hotbed of homosexualism
Japan — godless heathens
China — more godless heathens
Iran-Pakistan — Muslim idolators and terrorists
Haiti — African slaves who made a pact with Satan when rising up against their masters.
It’s not rocket science, you know!
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5:40 pm
Using that argument though, cause – continental plates sliding against one another, effect – earthquake.
Unless the gays or ethnics are actually physically pushing the plates against one-another, then god can not have anything to do with this.
The places you have just stated are prone to these natural disasters occurring, surely the greater the sin should equate to a greater natural disaster, but places like Scotland and England which I’m sure does not escape gods judgemental vision does escape with very minor bumps and scrapes, where the biggest news is where a woman gets hit by a portaloo because it was a little bit windy?
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5:50 pm
Your “coincidence” hypothesis is unfalsifiable and therefore unscientific.
Also, I don’t notice any so-called “continental drift plate” running through Missouri!
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5:58 pm
I’m getting real sick, real sick, of these crazed athiest trying to take God out of everything. First it was our schools, then it was our Government, now it’s… science? Where does it end, Common Bloke? Where?
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6:11 pm
This goes to a reply to the both of you, first of all, more than these drift plates can cause it, it just needs a release of energy travelling through the earth causing the earth quake, so an underwater volcano could also be the cause of these anomalies, but I am a microbiologist, not a geologist, so I cannot give you the true cause, but know enough for a rational argument (although the rational part seems to be one sided from myself)
Now to you real merican, I am not a “crazed” anything, when there is scientific evidence to show why something occurs, then of course someone should step in to stop this ridiculous slander, as can you truly prove using hard evidence that gays and ethnics caused these natural disasters?
Religion is still in schools, and I am fascinated by it, and I respect those with belief, but not when it becomes a part of an irrational argument. Teaching religion in schools is still ongoing as it should be, but a religion should stay out of government, as it itself is a cause of arguments, which can lead onto war between two nations because of differing beliefs which I’m sure no one wants. So to sum up that, Religion in schools and houses of god = good, government = bad.
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6:29 pm
Hey Einstein, plate tectonics is just a theory. If you were familiar with Dr. Walt Brown’s work you’d be aware of that.
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6:37 pm
Common Bloke,
It is good that you are at least aware that you’re speaking outside your area of “expertise”. That was clear to the rest of us from the start!
There is another reason why the LORD has chosen to smite Missouri with this terrible disaster — the ACLU has made it compulsory for all school computers to be loaded with homosexualist pornography!
http://freethoughtblogs.com/dispatches/2012/02/22/free-speech-victory-in-missouri/
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7:21 pm
Actually it was government, then schools. Until evolution was proven schools in America taught that the world was created by God.
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1:01 pm
hey kelvin go do some geology class everyone know its tectonic plate I elarn that when I wa sin 6th grade in a religious school
as for Real merican
In school is good if it’s not forced upon other teaching every religion in the world is interesting
in governemnt it’s the stupidest and baddest in choice
as far as I know you are not a theocracy
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4:38 pm
Kelvin, God existing is a theory. Our only evidence is the bible, and if that’s true, I’m pretty damn sure plate tectonics are as well.
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4:40 pm
and Real Merican, not everyone is Christain, religious governments can start wars, and religious science is an oxymoron.
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7:42 pm
Coincidence, but Haiti is not a part of Africa, Japan and China are not “godless heathens” (whether you mean they are heartless, or atheist, which they have a god.)
Besides, the country needs to be on the rings of fire for it to happen. I wonder why Germany isn’t on this list? After all, holocaust ring a bell?
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7:43 pm
oh wait, wrong post. That was meant to go exbrony.
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7:50 pm
I didn’t say Haiti was part of Africa.
Do please expound on the religious demographics of Japan and China. I’m sure your knowledge is extensive.
And since when does the “Ring of Fire” pass through Missouri?
Whatever your personal feelings about the Holocaust, it was perfectly consistent with Christian belief.
That great German Martin Luther himself wrote in On the Jews and Their Lies:
“First to set fire to their synagogues or schools and to bury and cover with dirt whatever will not burn, so that no man will ever again see a stone or cinder of them. This is to be done in honor of our Lord and of Christendom, so that God might see that we are Christians, and do not condone or knowingly tolerate such public lying, cursing, and blaspheming of his Son and of his Christians.”
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8:59 pm
What do you mean that the Holocaust was part of Christain belief? Sure, they thought Jews were bad people, but that doesn’t mean you have to kill them.
On rare occurances, earthquakes can happen outside of the Ring of Fire, but normally not that powerful.
As of the Jews and their Lies thing, no comment. I did my research and I’m convinced that was real.
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9:02 pm
Of course it’s real. If you have a problem with it take it up with Martin Luther or your local Lutheran church.
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9:55 pm
I thought ( coming from Susan article ) that australia and Canada supposed have 9.0 earthquake Minimum since we are a sinspool of filthy or whatever
yet tehse country barely have nothing Maybe 1 earthquake per year and less
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11:42 pm
That’s because the LORD has mercy on your heathen French “Canadian” souls.
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1:04 pm
and not on your little “american” souls ?
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6:59 pm
I’m not American, Frenchie.
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6:36 pm
Common Bloke, are you having a wank? Here, let me edit your post a little bit.
“This goes to a reply to the both of you, first of all, more than these drift plates can cause it, it just needs a release of energy (caused by God) travelling through the earth causing the earth quake, so an underwater volcano (triggered by God) could also be the cause of these anomalies, but I am a [sic][athiest], not a geologist, so only God can give you the true cause if you pray to Him…“
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6:37 pm
Didn’t I say I’m a microbiologist, not a geologist, or are we just ignoring that right there? Even if it is just a theory, it can show why earthquakes occur doesn’t it? Or is gods wrath due to homosexuals leading onto natural disasters more likely?
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6:47 pm
“Or is gods wrath due to homosexuals leading onto natural disasters more likely?”
That’s what we’ve been trying to say this whole darn time! Had you actually taken a moment to read the previous posts instead of just obsessing over your own, you’d know that.
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6:50 pm
I see being facetious went straight over your head then? Maybe if you stopped beating your wife long enough you may be able to spot it.
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6:44 pm
Couple more points, exbroxny, it allows for supportive and anti-supportive material on LGBT matters, so this website should finally be able to viewed in schools as it’s anti everything, is that not what you guys would want?
Real merican, I’m good enough at putting words in my own mouth without hillbilly incestuous god fearing dumbasses such as yourself to be. At what point did I say I was an athiest?
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6:49 pm
“At what point did I say I was an athiest?”
LOL
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6:51 pm
That’s not a counter argument, but what more can I expect from an inbred such as yourself, as we all know real american have 12 toes and 11 fingers.
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6:57 pm
I’m more than capable of reading between the lines, Common Bloke, and if you spent more time giving others credit instead of throwing around hurtful insults, you might actually find yourself involved in a thought-provoking discussion, instead of this dark path you’ve dragged us all onto.
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7:01 pm
“crazed athiest”, “are you having a wank?”, and the point you decided to edit what I said. My only response has to be pot kettle black my friend, pot kettle black.
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6:50 pm
As a professional microbialist, how would you feel if one of your E.coli grew up to be gay?
The reason E.coli aren’t gay is because they’re not having homosexualist propaganda rammed down their throats like Missouri school children.
I’m surprised it was only a 4.0 quake — the LORD is truly merciful!
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6:55 pm
Actually, as bacteria can all be said to be of the same sex, and as they conduct a process called “conjugation” which is the passing of genetic information, much like sex to you and I, would this not be shown to be homosexual behaviour? So, using this argument, and as millions of bacteria are living within you, and on you, it can be said you are the site of homosexual bacterial behaviour. See, science can be fun.
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7:00 pm
So they’re already swimming around sticking their dirty little flagella up each other’s bottom holes? It’s worde than I thought.
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7:04 pm
Actually one connects a pilli to another bacterial membrane forming a cytoplasmic bridge. A flagella is merely used for movement. But on the whole yes, on you, and in you, all of the time. So you are the site of mass bacterial gay orgies.
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7:07 pm
Truly these must be satanic creatures!
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7:11 pm
Not satanic, as they are what is keeping you healthy. Because of competitive growth, against invading pathogens, they protect us from disease. So would this not be a case in which gays or okay?
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7:15 pm
Well, I take some consolation in the fact that these miniature beasts cannot evolve.
Imagine the chaos if E.coli ever learned to feed on citric acid!
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7:16 pm
It would be a Darwinian nightmare!
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7:18 pm
Clearly, these critters were created AFTER the Fall.
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7:10 pm
“My only response has to be pot kettle black my friend, pot kettle black”
Don’t know what this discussion has to do with your drug dealer, Common Bloke, and I’m not sure that I like where this conversation is going, so I bid you farewell!
PRAISE Him!
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7:13 pm
I love you too, and my drug dealer is white, not black.
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7:20 pm
It figures you’d bring race into this.
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7:23 pm
““My only response has to be pot kettle black my friend, pot kettle black”
Don’t know what this discussion has to do with your drug dealer”
Please kindly remove your head from your arse and once again see what is happening right in front of you. He brings in race, I retaliate with once again being facetious, but to be honest I really don’t need to explain myself to you.
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7:12 pm
Not satanic, as they are what is keeping you healthy. Because of competitive growth, against invading pathogens, they protect us from disease. So would this not be a case in which gays are okay?
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7:20 pm
These “miniature beasts” do evolve, hence multi-drug resistant bacteria such as MRSA. And isn’t saying things like “Darwinian” and “Evolution” blasphemy to you guys?
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7:26 pm
That Richard Lenski has a lot to answer for!
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7:40 pm
Wow let me adress this a 4.0 earthquake is nothing, really nothing i sleep through those all the time, remember earthquake magnitudes work exponentially.
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7:52 pm
Try not to sleep through too many, let the roof fall in on that pretty little pony head of yours.
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7:53 pm
*lest
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8:00 pm
4.0 isn’t anything. 9.0 is something to be afraid of you scatterbrain.
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8:27 pm
Good to see you again Herb how have you been.
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9:12 pm
Interesting this has 2 unlikes, why, why would you unlike it, it isn’t insulting anyone.
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1:49 am
The lack of punctuation is one reason to dislike anything you write…
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2:00 am
It isn’t like what i write has any personal affect on me, if it did i would proofread. The urge to insult you is overwhelming right now.
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2:12 am
It isn’t as if anything you write has any effect (nb: not “affect”) on anyone else, either.
But there is a small possibility that you might become a marginally less unconvincing debater if you punctuate your stream of consciousness here and there.
Use full stops (or “periods”, as you Americans like to call them) to separate discrete points. If you’ve gone more than 20 words without using a full stop you’ve probably gone too far.
But don’t fight your urge to insult me. Give me both barrels. Or give me “all four hooves”, as you ponies like to say!
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2:22 am
1. I know the rules f grammer you fool, i simply don’t care enough to check for each one of them when on this website.
2. We dont say that, bronies are non-violent, and we dont consider every aspect of our lives to be linked to MLP, see this is how I know you weren’t a brony.
3. You might be a more convincing debater (less unconvincing is a double negative) if you actually admit I beat you instead of going around in circles whenever you are backed into a corner.
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2:24 am
You are a annoying debater because while you are not ignorant you are stupid.
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2:28 am
It is a simple fact that if you write like a borderline illiterate people will be less inclined to take seriously anything you say.
Also, “grammar”, not “grammer” =)
BTW, where did you “beat” me?
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4:53 am
BTW, I was perfectly correct in saying that if you take my advice you might become “a marginally less unconvincing debater”. You will still be unconvincing, but marginally less so.
If I had said that you would become “more convincing” that would imply that you are already convincing, which is not true.
I know that you live in a fantasy world, but you should still strive not to be like Humpty Dumpty in Alice in Wonderland.
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7:46 pm
And you believe in an invisible man in the sky who controls everything, but let Hitler kill millions, and who fights with a red skinned horned man who lives at the center of the earth. And that is just an overview, face it you live in fantasy land and are a grammar Nazi.
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1:21 am
DOG ON everyone DOG ON
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2:29 am
Also, people will be disinclined to take you seriously as long as your avatar sports the Bolshevik swastika.
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6:51 am
You guys are all heartless!
Aren’t Christians suppose to love and accept everyone? That’s how I was brought up! Just because someone likes the same gender doesn’t make them
Any less of a human being.. This website is cruel just terrible. Loving someone is not a sin. Did you know that some of my best friends are homosexual? Did you know my Bestfriends bi sexual? Did you know my boyfriend is bisexual? And my uncle… He was proudly gay, he had a life happening for him then he came across this website.. He killed himself this morning. He was full of shame and guilt because he was in love!! Are you guys happy with yourselves? You’ve basically killed my uncle! I am supporting the gays because they deserve equal rights.
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8:17 pm
Christians have a soul? That can’t be true
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7:25 pm
Wow… Way to take a tragic post and twist it with some hateful anti christian message.
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7:43 pm
It is an untrue post so it doesn’t matter, a 4.0 is nothing really. Now stop spewing anti-atheist stuff and we wont say anti christian stuff.
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7:47 pm
I have never said anything anti atheist.
The only things I have said are to guide Atheists back into the loving light of god.
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7:51 pm
You claimed we are incapable of love and that we worship satan and sacrifice cats, that is anti atheist, and since we dont believe in god, you are doing us no favors.
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