• Mighty God Strikes Missouri with 4.0 Earthquake, 4 Other States Still Tremble with Fear and Gays to Blame!

    February 22, 2012 2:24 pm 88 comments
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  • Tusken, Missouri – Oh ye sinful land of sodomite America, for it is written!

    1 Samuel 14:15
    And there was a panic in the camp, in the field, and among all the people. The garrison and even the raiders trembled, the earth quaked, and it became a very great panic.

    Potential Tusken raiders of homosexuality flee the wrath of God’s earthquake. National gay rights activists seeking gay marriage in all states to blame.

    What man can be more SINFUL than a RAIDER HOMOSEXUAL! God is starting to paint America with the shameful brown brush of fecal sins! We’re all meared by the musty soots of homosexuality! The little chimney sweepers of perversion want us all to legalize their getting married and are just popping up with rights in every state!

    Even as the Earth still shakes following the mighty wrath of God, these little gut-thrusting generals of Sodom want us all to march to their cadence, a Bantam death march straight to hell!   States of:  Missouri, Illinois, Arkansas, Kentucky and Tennessee, tremble before the Lord of America, the God of our Bible, and the Words of My Voice!

    This was just God sleepwalking.  This was just a huff of his wrath, but look at how all the people flee in fear and panic.  Toppled buildings!  Exploded cars.  Giant sinkholes that lead straight to HELL!

    This is what awaits all America, my friends!  This is the FINAL JUDGEMENT!  Let us vote Santorum into office, let us vote the gays back into secrecy and shame!

    No homosexuals or this shall be your wrath!


    Friends, God is like an angry bull right now and all he sees is RED!  Everyone is being seen in the hellacious light of fiery red because we’re all fated to be doomed to HELL if we let the gays keep trampling their orgy seeking feet upon our Constitution!  Be afraid and heed my words, o sinful beggers of bared bottom carnality!

    Man shall not lay with another man, it is abomination!  And all abominations shall decompose in the landfills of all time, forever!

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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