Nicholas Cage Tries to Claim He is Not a Gothy Vampire Witch
Several months ago, startling Civil War era photos emerged and they revealed that Nicholas Cage is a gothy vampire witch. While this is happening more and more with younger cohorts who listen to demonic deathmetal bands like Black Veil Brides, Skillrex, Johnny Danger and Deadmau5 and chant lines they hear in Harry Potter and Twilight, it’s rare to see it happen with a man so old.
Not since the days of Vlad Tepes did we see older men really infected with a Satanic spirit so vile, it possessed them to bite the necks and let the blood of those around them. But it looks like those days are here again.
In the following video, Cage tries to deny the truth. He tries to claim he is not a vampire, but remember his newest movie is entitled “The Season of the Witch”.
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Author: Frank Meyer
Conservative Republican and believer of first amendment rights.
7:23 pm
My God it just keeps getting worse. Goths, Emos, Vamps are everywhere and must be wiped from the face of God’s earth!!
Someone needs to stake Cage through the heart.
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7:30 pm
please tell me you don’t actually believe in vampires.
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12:09 pm
You like to lick your Mama while your Daddy ASS FUCKS you…SICK MOTHERFUCKER!!Oh yeah….Daddy makes you lick his cock clean and you love it!!
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10:50 pm
uh…is this Popanator reborn?
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9:35 pm
Oh shutup cage is awsome actor
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7:39 pm
Do you bother to listen to yourself, Frank?
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7:44 pm
I see. I’d of figured the Christwire flock didn’t believe in vampires…
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2:47 am
His mouth always bothers me.
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5:50 am
I just don’t like this man. He has a cretinous face, like an abused monkey.
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9:59 am
Ah, Nicholas Cage, how I love watching your movies. Cant wait for Ghost Rider 2 to come out <3
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9:53 pm
This all came from tumblr and I’m loving it.
I just liked him in Kick Ass to be honest.
YOU’LL BE FINE BABY DOLL.
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9:05 am
Gothic is just where you wear black and you genrally believe that you are dead. Vampires are not really real, and you insult me when you call people witches as an insult. Witches are not bad. Please correct these mistakes in the future.
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11:26 am
As much as I hate to admit this, vampires do NOT exist. The idea of vampires is a superstition, nothing more so it’s pointless to say that someone is one. Honestly, the people on this site need to get their facts straight and look at things with LOGIC
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12:39 pm
Actually, yes they do exist. They are psychic ones. If you would like to learn more, email me. XWitchling_BloodX@yahoo.com
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1:12 pm
Psychic vampires?
You should know about sucking souls out of people’s bodies witch.
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1:23 pm
Actually, I think I’ll explain it right now. Psychic Vampires do not “suck souls” out of people. They take in energy, large amounts of it, and sometimes not even know it. The energy they get is from other people. From their Aura. Not something you would understand Ex-Atheist. Your mind is too closed off. It’s amusing though that you’re always accusing me of something and not producing any viable proof. You need proof if you want to truly peg me with something.
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2:50 pm
I get most of my information from either Conservapedia or In the special case of how I know about satanist pagans… the pagan wiki.
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8:38 pm
CONSERVAPEDIA IS INCREDIBLY BIASED, they can’t be trusted.
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7:02 pm
Ex-Atheist, I would like to point out that wiki pages are pages that anyone can edit so thus, they are NOT good sources. A seventh grader knows this!
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8:01 pm
I think even a second grader knows this.
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8:29 pm
Well, yea. But you aren’t officially told until junior high in my school disrict
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8:40 pm
I know right? BTW, V Lost-Link known as Ex-Atheist V
We don’t give too fucks what you have to say, go get bent bitch.
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8:27 pm
First off, Wiki pages don’t make good “documentation” by saying that they’re not good means you’re demeaning the foundation of an entire organization just because you’re listening to your high school English teacher.
Second off, Conservapedia articles are held to a stricter standard than it’s liberal spinoff Wikipedia. I can’t so much comment on the Pagan wiki as anything occult is considered valid as it’s experts tend to be like emosexual paganxxx. The Catholic encyclopedia provides a good explanation of what demons pagan deities really are since they have had more experience fighting off the occult.
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8:41 pm
Say what you will. Ignorance doesn’t make you superior. It makes you appear childish. Wiki sites, no matter what they’re called in terms of a website, are all similar. They can be edited by any person who sees it fit.
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8:41 pm
1. I have to admit she is right but for different reasons. Wikipedia is reliable because it has editors checking all the articles constantly, it is very reliable. I had a friend who posted faulty information on a wikipedia article, it was taken down in 5 seconds and he was never allowed to post again.
2. Conservapedia is unreliable because it is incredibly conservatively biased, wikipedia is not liberally biased because lots of different kinds of people post on it, including conservatives. Why do you say wikipedia is pagan, do you even know what pagan means?
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8:44 pm
I’m not talking about Wikipedia being the “pagan wiki” I mean that there’s actually a “pagan wiki” out there.
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9:19 pm
There’s a wiki for everything from a faith to tv shows to video games. Of course there’s a pagan or wiccan wiki.
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