• Nicholas Cage Tries to Claim He is Not a Gothy Vampire Witch

    February 10, 2012 7:16 pm 27 comments

    Several months ago, startling Civil War era photos emerged and they revealed that Nicholas Cage is a gothy vampire witch. While this is happening more and more with younger cohorts who listen to demonic deathmetal bands like Black Veil Brides, Skillrex, Johnny Danger and Deadmau5 and chant lines they hear in Harry Potter and Twilight, it’s rare to see it happen with a man so old.

    Not since the days of Vlad Tepes did we see older men really infected with a Satanic spirit so vile, it possessed them to bite the necks and let the blood of those around them. But it looks like those days are here again.

    In the following video, Cage tries to deny the truth. He tries to claim he is not a vampire, but remember his newest movie is entitled “The Season of the Witch”.

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