PSA: Young Men, Do Not Let A Milksack Tempstress Trick You This Valentine’s Day
Young men, do not let a milksick tempstress distract you from your studies to be tomorrow’s doctors and lawyers this Valentine’s Day.
Remember, Satan put the VD in Valentine’s Day so he chuckles with delight everytime you climb in bed with a STD Sally. The alluring prostitutes of alimony will do everything in their power to entice you to give them a nice dinner and attention tonight, so you will think you are getting a great ‘treat’ by them lowering their pants and letting you take a grunting splash within. Do you understand what we’re talking about here?
Over 60% of all registered people in college now are women. There are only 40% men and that number is falling. What are you young men of this generation thinking, letting women take the lead and strap you at home or a crap job at a department store to pay for some sniveling little brats, while their mommy seduces another man on your dollar?
Don’t fall for their whoreish antics, my good friends. Men, stand up for yourselves tonight. Go watch Jeremy Lin be the best Asian player the NBA has over seen. Go to a steak house and throw back a lager. Go to the jiggly bar to get your jollies. Just don’t get trapped by throwing your flesh rocket in the receptacle of a little female horndog. They just want you to drop a baby in them, so they can get a free Valentine’s Day every year and every year after that. How?
It’s called child support. So don’t be dumb, stay in school and keep out of the snootch of these little dimebag sluts. In time, you’ll meet a good woman and you can call her your wife. But get your studies done first and sign a pre-nup.
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Author: Joe P. Reagan
4:08 pm
wait You are against gay yet when a women tempt a men you disagree to that too Make up your mind for once
you want them fall for a woman or not ?
anyway You are simplys exist and never heard the word RESPECT
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10:25 am
Only whores and sluts tempt men.
Real women wait for nice christian men to approach them.
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10:35 am
Can we say nice Gentlemen insted?
because honestly I’ve met a gentleman nicer than a nice christian man…
A guy with common sense and respect for the opposite gender…
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10:45 am
A Gentleman is a Christian man.
The Jewish word for non Jews is “Gentile” e.g. Christians. To be a nice caring strong supporting man is to be a christian man. What you are describing is a babydoor whipped boy.
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12:24 pm
Where the fuck you got your info from?
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2:24 pm
I don’t know who lied to you Ex-Atheist but That information is wrong. She is not describing a pussy whipped boy.
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8:42 pm
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gentile
Checkmate pagans and atheists. Also of course the guy she’s talking about is babydoor whipped. The only people who date bisexuals who want to be the man of the relationship tend to be those who are or are prone to being whipped.
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9:23 pm
Just cause the name is Gentile doesn’t mean christians are more gentlemanly. Frankly atheists are more gentlemanly, we treat women as equals.
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10:56 pm
If women really wanted feminists for boyfriends we’d be dating other women.
A true gentleman is a christian who holds doors open for you and knows how to treat a lady.
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11:00 pm
Incorrect.
A gentleman is one who treats a lady with utmost respect, putting her needs before his own. Including opening doors for her or pulling out chairs for her.
Religious views have nothing to do with it.
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11:01 pm
I am not feminist i simply think women are also people who deserve rights, most men think that. And what about an atheist who does all those same chivalrous things.
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11:41 am
Excuse me, Jews are Christian. Judaism is a branch of Chrirstianity like Baptistism, Catholicism and Luthernism for example.
Jeez I’m starting to sound like a broken record about this topic on this website.
O.O
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8:18 pm
i think they are A sexual
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8:22 pm
hey does this post
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8:25 pm
hey i can finally see my comments
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1:56 am
How unfortunate for the rest of us.
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2:31 pm
Anonymous Atheist!! I missed youuuuu!!! Awesomesauce!!!
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8:26 pm
argh i just have to log out than in to see them, what is going on with this website.
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10:35 pm
You are experiencing God’s wrath
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10:42 pm
So you’re saying God’s petty?
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11:56 pm
God is my biology teacher? O.o Wait! His name is Peddy! XP
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10:52 pm
Sounds like good advice to me!
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11:47 pm
You guys are such downers on everything
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12:05 am
I have to admit, this is the first semi-reasonable article I’ve read on this site so perks to you, Joe. I should say though that not all women are trying to get into guys’ pants on V-Day. As for your comment on how women are now of a higher percent rate to occupy colleges, that is dumb. It’s not our fault that guys in this generation are wasting their high school education having sex, smoking weed, and getting drunk. The girls just have enough sense to NOT do that, most of the time. I’m not trying to sound rude, but that’s true. Go to any public high school and see the students. Girls are often flirting or working while guys are screwing around. If you don’t do well in high school, you won’t get into a good college (or college at all). If you don’t go to college, you won’t get a well paying job. It’s a domino effect that begins a student’s freshman year of high school
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10:21 am
Hey!
I agree. Simi-reasonable.
High school? Most guys do nothing.
But I want to see the source of their precentages. Beucase at the two colleges I’ve been to it’s been 60% male 40% female or 55% male 45% female.
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12:40 am
“It’s not our fault that guys in this generation are wasting their high school education having sex, smoking weed, and getting drunk. The girls just have enough sense to NOT do that, most of the time.”
What the hell are you talking about? If the guys are having sex, they’re having sex with girls, unless all of them are gay. So obviously, girls are at fault here too.
Use your head, woman.
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2:08 am
I’m a woman in college and I stayed inside today and watched crappy cartoons and ate lots of cereal. Oh. And an art lecture.
I’m such a temptress.
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4:59 am
damn me!! i gave into these milk-sacks tonight… when will the agony end. i SHOULD HAVE BEEN STUDYING FOR MY CALC TEST!!!! but no i get a call from one of these temptresses and she does exactly what this picture details. Eh, the sex was worth it…
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7:22 am
Partly intelligent, partly sexist. I grant you a B+
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10:32 am
C-
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9:35 am
How could someone so cute actually believe this? (I mean it’s probably just a picture that may not even be him but still)
This is just like believing that if you have sex with a girl too early, your penis will fall off into another dimension. I don’t understant this.
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9:36 am
I mean, I’m not saying that people should go around and have sex with every person they see, but still.
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8:48 pm
Why not go around having sex with everyone you see? Isn’t that what you witches do at your “skyclad” nude black masses in the woods?
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9:18 am
Actually, I don’t. We don’t have “black masses.” Before you act like you actually know something, do some friggin research. If you need websites I can provide them.
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9:21 am
No thank you. I don’t like looking at witch pornography.
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9:22 am
Pagans don’t “have sex with each other.” We respect sex as part of the life force. Like Christians, we don’t have sex untill we go through mairrage(or as we call it, Hand-fasting).
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9:38 am
*eyeroll*
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9:49 am
Witch porn? I don’t think I ever mentioned anything about that. If anyone has ever made that, it’s probably really stupid. All porn is stupid.
Rolling your eyes will not teach you anything. This is probably the reason you don’t know anything.
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10:06 am
You really like making assumptions and generalisations, don’t you?
At least the old-school pagans were fun — orgies, bathing in bulls’ blood and all that.
If you really must invent a new religion for yourself why would you make it so boring?
Julius Caesar was a pagan but he never listened to Skrillex and Panic at the Disco. He would have had them flayed alive. And rightly so.
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10:11 am
Boring? If my way of life is boring, then christians are boring too. We have similar morals as the bible states.
Again you obviously don’t know anything if you choose to accuse me of doing such horrid acts.
Orgies are gross.
And bathing in blood is a very bad thing to do. Plus it’s also gross. I don’t think you do know anything about my Way of life do you?
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10:17 am
Reading comprehension: do you have it?
I was talking about the old-school pagans having orgies and bathing in bulls’ blood.
I know that you boring new plastic pagans don’t do anything that interesting.
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1:50 pm
Have you no Intelligence? Pagans are not “plastic.”
Pagans back then did not either. You insult me with your assumptions.
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10:30 am
“Just don’t get trapped by throwing your flesh rocket in the receptacle of a little female horndog. They just want you to drop a baby in them, so they can get a free Valentine’s Day every year and every year after that. … So don’t be dumb, stay in school and keep out of the snootch of these little dimebag sluts. In time, you’ll meet a good woman and you can call her your wife. But get your studies done first and sign a pre-nup.”
Are youy crazy in the brain? Don’t throw your penis in a female horndog? But you did say to go to a jiggly bar to get their jollies…. just as much chance there to meet a horndog, OH WAIT they’re paid to be.
I agree be smart and think with your upper head not lower head but I thought Christians are against divorce so why sign a pre-nup and that’s insulting to me.
I do understand there are woman out there who only want the money but the first thing to your mind about any or all women should not be a pre-nup… I would kill my man for making me sign a freaking pre-nup.
We build our relationship on trust, equality and communication. If he makes me signa pre-nup I know he doesn’t trust me and god forbid we have child and he cheats and wants a divorce I am not leaving without my earned half of everything.
FYI I won’t be a stay at home wife. I am earning my rights in the relationship and household.
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10:36 am
“I am not leaving without my earned half of everything.”
I swear this generation is going to grow up to be nothing but welfare mamas. A wife’s duty is to serve her man.
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11:14 am
A woman’s duty is NOT to serve her husband. It is to be a care-giver, which can include taking on a job and being the provider for the household. My opa told me I should be learning how to cook and clean and wear dresses and work in the garden. Well, that is just an old view. It’s wrong because times have changed. Women aren’t always going to sit around, waiting for her husband to come home. Women, believe it out not, have rights and sexist viewpoints are not going to change the reality of such. We can hold down a job and don’t need a man’s permission to do things. Get your mind out of the 1940′s. It’s 2012 and people should have realized by now that times have changed.
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12:22 pm
By taking on a job you cannot become a caregiver. Unless you emasculate your man to such a degree that he’s practically a woman you are unable to have a real functional relationship.
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12:54 pm
Women and men should be equal in a relationship and serve each other equally. My mom and dad are both devote Christians, and they both have a job and they both take care of my sisters and I equally. They’ve been married for 25 years and their marriage is a sound, good one. Equality is what a relationship should be about, not “who wears the pants”.
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12:57 pm
Thank you Alyssethebeast. You are truly shedding some light on the truth.
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1:31 pm
Celestialdeth, you have an amazing story. Me? Not so much. My mom is a single mom, and I live with 7 other people, 3 of them arn’t even related to me. . . it’s . . . fun.
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5:05 pm
To put it in a evolutionary perspective women are more suitable to child care, however on the flip side while they do have to take care of their children there is no reason for the to have to cook or be obedient to their man. In troglodyte societies the women took care of the children but they also were gatherers, biologically women should take care of the children, but there is nothing to stop them from working.
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8:53 pm
Lord have mercy, another witch. And a Dutch one, by the sounds of it.
The Dutch are the most sexually perverted race on the planet. Just go look up “Dutch pancake”, “Dutch blindfold”, “Dutch sauna”, “Dutch steamboat” and “reverse Dutch steamboat”.
Actually don’t. You probably know them all already because you’re Dutch yourself.
Dutch witches on Christwire … it truly is a trial to be a True Christian these days.
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11:00 pm
I cannot figure out who you’re saying is a “Dutch witch” o.O
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11:13 pm
Clearly you’re Dutch because you used the word “opa”, which means “Dutch grandfather”, albeit not in the sense of the perverted sex act known as “the Dutch grandfather”.
Also, you have clearly adopted a pagan name, which suggests that you are a witch. Unless you are actually a gnome from World of Whorecraft, which I very much doubt.
You should have listened to your opa. He was no doubt a sexual pervert but at least he understood what a woman’s role is.
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11:15 pm
Your real name is probably “Helga Amsterdam”, or something like that.
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11:19 pm
One does not simply
Leave the herd.
If anyone here is committing witchcraft, it’d be you.
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10:12 am
Why are you making such assumptions?
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10:03 pm
Why assume that women are the ones being sexual deviants? Men are just as guilty as being sexual deviants.
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10:45 pm
Very true. *looks over at best friend/ semi-boyfriend* I just wanted to cuddle Dx
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11:06 pm
Ravynne, I see you’re not responding to my points about you being a witch, and Dutch to boot. Typical.
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11:44 pm
I don’t know if I’m Dutch or not. I do know, however, that “opa” means “grandfather” in German, which is what my Opa is (half Polish, half German). As for my real name, it is Stephanie. You won’t learn my last name, but it’s Gaelic (Irish). I am not a witch. I just love this screen name. I love the idea behind what Wiccans stand for because of their closeness to the earth.
Did it ever occur to you that it takes time to load pages, especially on a phone with crappy wi-fi? That’s why I’m slow to reply. Also, I think out my replies with care
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11:49 pm
Well, Dutch Germans are the worst. I’m not going to say anything about Slav blood.
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11:48 pm
And I’m not about to listen to my Opa when it comes to being myself. I don’t care what you say. A women isn’t the house’s bloody maid.
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11:50 pm
I will refrain from making a joke about maids and The Curse.
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11:51 pm
You still haven’t confessed to being a witch.
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11:58 pm
That is because she is not one, you remind me of ex-atheist, uninformed, full of yourself, and never a member of what you claim to be a ex of.
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12:03 am
What’s with the hammer and sickle? You do know that that’s a bad advertisement for atheism, right?
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12:09 am
I am not advertising atheism, i put it in their because it looks awesome.
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12:10 am
Sorry there.
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12:13 am
Why not swap the hammer and sickle for a swastika? That would look just as cool.
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12:23 am
Anonymous Coward:
One of the main reasons I left atheism is because my peer group would oftentimes say disparaging things about people they disagree with.
You have the gall to call exbrony and I pompous while at the same time pretending that It’s impossible for someone to be saved from Atheism or Ponysexuality.
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12:25 am
The Nazis killed millions. The Soviet Union helped defeat Nazi Germany. The Soviet Union did not commit genocide, they were a dictatorship, but still a powerful nation, communism itself is a good system which has been corrupted by countries such as China and Cuba. If these countries were democratic communisms they would be much better.
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12:27 am
Im sorry WHAT! we disparage you but you say that we are incapable of feeling love.
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12:29 am
“The Soviet Union did not commit genocide.”
Liberal revisionist history is at work here. the Soviet Union has killed more of its own citizens than Nazi Germany has.
“communism itself is a good system.”
If that were the case then why are all the first world nations Capitalistic? Why are people trying to escape from Cuba, China and North Korea all of the time?
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12:32 am
It’s a known fact that atheists are bitter and self serving, and only experience joy from bringing people down to their depressing level.
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12:36 am
You claim that as fact when I have never seen proof of it outside of the madness that is Christwire.
Atheists are just as capable of love as you and me…well, maybe not you as every time you seem to touch a keyboard you can’t help but type up something insulting.
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1:33 am
Anonymous Atheist, in all seriousness, when you say that the USSR never committed genocide you are overlooking, among other things, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor
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1:36 am
You have a point, let me rephrase “genocide on such a massive scale.” Look Joseph Stalin was a terrible person, Karl Marx was not. I believe in the true principles of communism, but our political leaders are such douches that they don’t accept it in true form because it means less power.
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3:00 am
So any genocide slightly smaller than the Nazi genocide of the Jews (and Gypsies and homosexuals, and communists and trade unionists, and the physically or mentally disabled) is acceptable to you?
The hammer and sickle is a hateful sign that symbolises the murder of millions.
If you as an American (I presume) teenager can comprehend the offensiveness of the Confederate flag, please, lose the hammer and sickle. It is the same as a swastika.
You are young. You have time to learn.
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10:31 am
You missed the main point, the genocide was not okay. But i believe in Marx’s principles, those principles were distorted by the Soviet Union, China, and Cuba
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10:38 am
So lose the Russian swastika then.
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10:49 am
It is not the Russian Swastika it is a symbol of communism. The hammer represents industry and the sickle represents farming. Look i know what I believe, I believe that Soviet Russia was not a model country in any sense of the word, but i do believe one day we can have a united communist world.
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11:08 am
Would you wear a Confederate flag?
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7:12 pm
You completely missed my point, i do not post a confederate flag, because i do not believe in their message, if i was racist i would do that. I am communist, that is why i used the hammer and sickle.
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12:02 am
That is because I’m not a witch. I’m agnostic. The screen name is something I found to sound beautiful. And while it sounds like a Pagan name, I honestly don’t care. I like unique names. My stage name when I perform, for example, is Syren with a “y”. It’s different and intriging
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12:06 am
Stephanie, Syren… you’re giving away far too much information on the internet. Just knowing those names and the fact that you have a Dutch-German-Polish grandfather I could probably steal your identity and get a bunch of credit cards in your name.
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12:12 am
Oh wow! You know a small part of my heritage and my stage name, my first name, and the origin of my last name! You could so put a credit card in my name with that knowledge. You don’t know anything other than the bare minimum.
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12:15 am
Well, if your grandfather is Dutch or German he’s probably on a sex offenders register. It’s not that hard to find out, you know.
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12:23 am
Not true. My opa is a good man, despite being someone sexist and a homophobe. He was in the army and fought for America during Vietnam. Don’t EVER insult my family! I’m proud of my heritage and family. Making up a random fact like what you did is heartless. You don’t even know my opa!
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12:44 am
Well, I’m sure he did his best. It must be hard tp be born a Dutch-German and an American as well. There are certain things people wouldn’t do if they weren’t born in certain times and places.
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12:47 am
You discriminate people because of their Color, Place of Origin and Creed. All I see are human beings. You make me sick. exbrony… please come back to the herd.
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12:57 am
Opa risked his bloody life for this country! I don’t know how old you are, but he risked his life to help keep yours safe.
Honestly, finding statements to simply irritate someone is a dumb idea. Be happy you’re behind the confines of a computer screen, exbrony.
Did you leave the herd because you hated being told you are horrible with accepting the element of Kindness? I wouldn’t be surprised. Arogance seems to cause that.
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1:03 am
Ravynne, I am sorry that your opa had to go to Vietnam, but you should not let yourself think for a second that that was a just war.
You should read up on Vietnam to make sure that your own children don’t wind up killing and being killed in Iran or wherever the next big American war turns out to be.
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1:13 am
My children will be well informed indeed because the man I hope to marry is going off for the army for five years starting in July. War is not my specialty, music is. If my children decide to join the army, I’m going to have them REALLY think it through.
As for researching the war, I will have to next year for History
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1:13 am
Ravynne, Before you get too upset with me see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
Not everything on the internet, especially Christwire, is what it might seem at first glance.
I’m not being a Poe when I say that it’s unhelpful, unrealistic and dangerous to assume that American wars are “good” wars just because the America is the country that is making the war.
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1:41 am
I hate that America sticks its nose in every other country’s business. I hate war. I’m generally the peace maker in my group of friends. Despite what people on this site seem to believe, I, a non-Christian, greatly desire World peace.
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1:44 am
Me too. It’s easier to not hate people when you don’t have a religious or nationalist ideology telling you to hate them =)
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1:52 am
I am so confused now. You had just been critisizing me about my possible heritage and now you’re saying you’re fine with everyone?
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1:58 am
Ravynne, You looked at the link to Poe’s Law, right? I was only pretending to be a giant Christian bigot. In real life I’m an atheist, and I hope I’m not a bigot.
I was only kidding about the Dutch and the Germans. Well, sort of…
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2:05 am
Also, I hope you realise that when you say “My children will be well informed indeed because the man I hope to marry is going off for the army for five years” is a giant non-sequitur.
It would be better that your man spend the next five years working the drive-thru window at Arby’s than having his legs blown off in Afghanistan. Just sayin’.
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2:06 am
^^” Phone runs really slow when multiple tabs are open. I was going to look at it during first period tomorrow.
Glad to know you’re on the side of common sense, exbrony. :3
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2:13 am
He’s doing it for military benefits. Plus, he’s going to be mainly making things, which gives me some reassurance that he’ll be safe.
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2:42 am
Well, I hope he stays safe. But it’s one of the many retarded things about America that people have to go into the military just to have a job.
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12:14 am
You’re dumb. Simply that. You’re dumb. You lack those said capabilities because you most likely don’t know what /b/ is.
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12:18 am
Sure is summer around here.
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12:32 am
jackiechan.jpg
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12:32 am
O.O /b/ scares me! Dx Some of the threads are scary I suppose is the better phrase
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12:41 am
I had nightmares… so much gore. But CP… me gusta.
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12:42 am
oh and sorry, that was meant for exbrony.
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12:45 am
Guy Fawkes, you like child porn? You are sick.
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12:48 am
I figured. No worries.
My best friend showed me a gore thread the other day and I nearly threw up. I like that really weird threads xP
XD I love how much the conversation has changed
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12:51 am
Really ex? How do you know that CP means Childpr0nz? You are sick and twisted. CP means checker pieces. Everyone knows that. Freak.
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2:00 am
CP can also stand for “Culminating Project”… The dreaded Senior Project xD
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12:55 am
>In Kindergarten
>See girl I like
>Lay down beside her at naptime
>I kiss her neck
>Next Day
>Lay down beside her again
>Slide my hands up her skirt
>Fall asleep
>Next day
>Lay down again, but on the same mat
>Take off her skirt and put my dick in her ass
>Use her blood for lube
>She cries and says she never wants to see me again
>Tells her parents
Needless to say, that was the end of my teaching career.
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2:03 am
Um….what?
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5:28 am
I HOPE YOU GUYS WERE NOT SCARED AWAY FROM TAKING A NICE GIRL TO DINNER OR OFFERING HER SOME FLOWERS AND CANDY THIS VALENTINES DAY.
I know that you may feel strong urges to make love to the many available partners while in college but dating widely and practising the arts of romance dose not have to lead to promiscuity! There is joy in romance don’t deprive your self these opportunities.
God Bless
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11:30 am
You can always use a condom.
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