Rosie O’Donnell Attempts to Give Tim Tebow STDS
Note to Tebow: Say “No” to the “Lesbo”!
Rosie O’Donnell is reportedly trying to use her unique blend of gluttonous lesbianism to lure Tim Tebow into a trap of sin and deceit, by offering to set the valiant Christian warrior and All-Universe Super Bowl MVP Quarterback Tim Tebow up with filthy voyeuristic media whore Jenny McCarthy.
McCarthy is known for having invited EVERY man in America, (blacks, homeless and gays included,) to have ravenous, unprotected sex with her when she bared her breasts and vagina in the venomous pages of Playboy magazine.
Rumors have it that Rosie O Donnell used her weighty secular advantage to physically manhandle the unsuspecting Christian quarterback into having a conversation with the modern day Bathsheba. It is unknown whether or not Tebow immediately began to vomit under the strain of this combination of grossly overweight sexually promiscuous behavior, or if he exhibited Christ-like strength (as usual) and held in his vomit for a later time.
This latest attack by the gays and homosexuals proves that they will stop at nothing to eradicate the stronghold of Christianity, in order to spread their agenda of sexually explicit rapes and drug use among the young adult population. By eliminating Tebow from the eyes of millions of youths, they can easily spread their unclean gospel of same-sex marriage/adoption and hip-hop music.
Tebow was said to have given his phone number to the whorish McCarthy, but that number was obviously for a rehabilitation center in hopes that McCarthy *AND* O’Donnnell can clean up their act and stop living their adult lifes in such a reprehensible fashion.
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Author: Mark E. Figs
Mark is an award-winning children's author, and Christian Conspiracy Theorist can be found on Facebook and Twitter -- (Mark E. Figs)
12:59 am
This new figs guy is getting irritating.
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9:06 pm
you have BEEN irratating
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1:39 am
You spelled enlightening wrong, but NO reason to worry for I have arranged to have a Oxford English Dictionary shipped to your house.
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4:40 am
I have a BIG question
How can a woman who love/having a crush on a man can be a lesbian ?
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4:18 pm
Lesbianism is a way for less than cute sexually loose girls to get attention from men.
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3:59 am
Lesbian: woman attracted to other woman
Gay : Man attracted to other man
pedophilia : man/woman attracted to children (technically the definition is ambigue since the real meaning is someone loving a children not being sexually attracted to)
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10:43 pm
Just a small insight, not looking to dis or fight. Rosie is a lesbian and is happily married to her partner. Yes, she may have once loved a man but I watched the wedding on the sea for lesbians and gays alike years ago.
Though I may be wrong. She may have divorced her partner in love of a man. But nonetheless she was, and may still be, a lesbian.
I know I saw this video because it gave me hope that maybe one day I wouldn’t have to hide who I am.
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4:00 am
Bisexual we may said
still my statement stands
how can a Lesbian fall for a man or otherwise how can a gay fall for a woman ?
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10:58 am
Brother Mark another good read, thank you. I think Tebow has already done the right thing by dumping a re-habs phone number on these two floozies. Since no man would ever stick it in Rosie O’ Donnell’s dark, withered, high-mileage, Lessbo dumpster she had no chance to lure Tebow down that dark Satanic path of ruin, that’s why she brought in the other bitch, Jenny McCarthy. All men beware of these sick twisted tarts running around trying to steel our very souls for Satan.
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3:55 pm
Brother…You seem to know a lot about taking it in the SHIT PIPE…..From experience, no doubt…COCK BREATH!!
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11:11 am
Brother Mark what a great article. I pray for Tim Tebow that he remain strong and true. Clearly since everyone knows no real man would stick it to Rossie Fat-Pig O’ Donnell’s nasty withered old dyke-clam, especially Rosie, so she had to recruit Jenny McCarthy as her confederate in order to carry out her evil plan. Men must be ever vigilant to these trips and traps used by Satan and his minions to trap our souls. But if Tebow gave them his phone number, which was really a re-habs number it sounds like he is standing firm in his Christian faith!
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10:57 pm
And as for this article and website!
I am sadly displeased that GROWN MEN AND WOMEN would degrade themselves to post such articles!
I would understand differently if this site was setup as a comic relief site. But I have read many articles and am sick to my stomach.
If lost on you, I am bisexual and agnostic, I once believed in God. But just because I don’t persoanlly believe in him now DOES NOT give me the right as a cilivian, person, adult or whatever else I may be ‘deemed’ in your eyes the right to make lies, bash my peers, elders OR even younger ups because of their choices and beliefes. Because that is what they are PERSONAL BELIEFES. I can be called a democrat but I call myself a situationalist. Depending on the serccumstances that happen to ME, NO ONE ELSE, I do what I believe is best.
I give you your right of freedom of speech. But I warn thee. If continued in such a narrow minded wording and way you may have harrashment charges. This is not a threat but a warning that their may come a time that ANY OF YOU posting these biast, racist, sexest and down right degrading articles, you WILL upset the wrong person or group and you WILL find yourself in a world of hurt and shame.
I do not judge blindly and I let others have their opinions. But posting these vulger articles so openly to the web will come back to you 10 fold at some point in time in one way, shape or form.
Walk the path you choose.
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4:39 am
I am a long time friend of Tim Tebows, and I can assure you that Tim is not interested in Jenny McCarthy except as a opportunity to witness to some one so obviously lost in sin. I am not even sure who Jenny is but I am sure who Tim is.
More importantly Tim is sure who our Lord who made us loved us and died for us is!
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