• Sasquatch of Sodomy ‘Skrillex’ Releases New Music Video Gang Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy Song

    February 19, 2012 1:42 am 80 comments

    The Gothic hipster Skrillex is riding his Satanically given Grammy high to deliver a new phallic pulsating music video into the backside of your son’s iPad and Android tablets.  Parents beware!

    Do not let the wholesome Buddy Holly glasses deceive you! In gay clubs across Northern Los Angeles, this former hardcore dubstepper is known as the Sasquatch of Sodomy. His fans will try to say this is all lies and deceit, but you’ll know better once we review the lyrics to his newest song, “Bangarang”! It is a song about ‘bang banging’ your son in the secret gluteal crevice and you better believe Satan loves every single primitive noise this Mac aficionado produces via the now dangerous program Audacity.

    Fueled by a potent mix of LSD sprinkled mocha and magic 8 ball, Skrillex composes another "masterpiece" EDM song inside his local Starbucks. Locals say it takes him no more than five minutes of demonic vocoding and premade music loop to create a new song that brainwashed kids will sieg hail as 'brilliant'.

    The problem with Audacity is that it gives every basement dwelling, overgrown hair sloth the ability to think they are a musician.  What was once done through only the most professional mixes of music studios and pure, raw talent can be eerily produced in the dark, secret corner of an elementary playground or in a rusty Ford Econoline van, parked in a secluded area by a river.

    What I’m saying here parents is truly frightening.  The creepy, stranger pedodiddler of lore that you have warned your children about has a new gig.  No longer is he relegated to creeping on Myspace or the restrooms at your local amusement park.

    Now, they can digitally download their demonic desires into the ears of your child and you are none the wiser.  Only ten seconds on iTunes or Amazon can bring the whisperings of a ‘dubstep hipster’ into the ears of your precious son!

    Heed my words, parents!  Dubstep is a devil music of magic spells, Aryan occultism and drugged out parties.  The STD rate in this community is higher than your local Mexican lawnkeepers!  My brow sweats with fury when I think that 21% of teenaged sorority ‘pregnancy pact parties’ are the result of young women being influenced by this devil music.

    But it gets worse my friends.  Skrillrex and his mentor, a man called DeadmauS, have been in a ‘battle’ to see who can get the most fans.  Both of these miscreants are ravaging social sites like Facebook and Twitter with messages to entice young people to unfollow Jesus and instead follow them!

    Look at this message from @Skrillex he fabricated today!

    Skrillex “Wub ba dub wub, imagine you and Skrillex in a tub.”

    You can see all the people he enticed to join him on this Twitter image capture and apparently, he still owes his little dubstep sensei DeadmauS $20 dollars.

    Always trying to outfox the inventor of Dubstep, Skrillex has created a more homosexually pungent version of this music and is calling it ‘Brostep’. He his tapping into the dangerous ‘Bronie’ community for inspiration into making young men strip naked and wildly stamp and buck into each other’s backside, crazily neighing and shaking long hair in their throes of ecstasy.

    WARNING: THE FOLLOWING LYRICS AND VIDEO MEDIA ARE OF A SATANIC EVOLUTION OF DUBSTEP CALLED BROSTEP. DEMAND ALL WOMEN, CHILDREN AND MEN OF QUESTIONABLE FAITH LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE VIEWING. THE SONG CAN INDUCE HOMOSEXUALITY IN THE UNSAVED, SKRILLREX’S MASTER BAUPLAN.

    Brostep is the more flamboyant evolution of the already dangerous Dubstep. Unlike the loose and older, musky and drug-spent crowds in the Dubstep community, Brostep appeals to a younger niche of naive young men who are usually wealthy yet trashy in appearance. The iconic lesbian-lie fashionistas who rabidly defend and identity with the Brostep community call themselves “Juggalettes’, reportedly in reference to what they pledge to let Skrillex due to their scrotals if given the chance behind a glory-hole cover in a Johnny on the Job. Pictured above are a mass of common juggalettes.

    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-shout to all my boss boys
    We rowdy
    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-shout to all my boss boys
    We rowdy

    “Rowdy boss boys” is Northern California gay speak for ‘reverse sodomy connoisseur’.

    BANGARANG! Peace! BAYYYH!
    Wah-wa-wa-Wah-wa-wa-BANG-BANG
    O-ooo-ooo-ooo-o-ooo-ooo-wa, Feel the BAYYYH!

    All throughout this song, the artist yells “Bangarang” which is a sexual term denoting a gay ceremony where several of them meet up for a drug fueled orgy, with the ‘middle man’ being exploited from all directions. All the ‘givers’ are to spastically dance around and roll their eyes around in their heads like that autistic boy John Mayer, a dance motion that defines dubstepping. The catch here is that the sex ceremony is all mails, so instead of ‘dual body step’ (Dubstep) they call it ‘brother step’ (Brostep). Brostep in essence is a homosexual mating ritual. Notice he yells the name of most notorious Sodomy Mecca, San Francisco, by yelling “Bayyy!”

    The interlude is a bunch of monkey mating sounds, probably the bands greasing themselves up and thrusting upon each other in their basement and recording it as music.  Then the next stanza:
    Wah-wah-ooo-wah, sperm-sperm-Beiber-sperm-mmm-sperm-Beiber-sperm-sperm!
    Wah-wah-ooo-wah, sperm-sperm-sperm-sperm-WOOO!
    Wah-wah-ooo-wah, sperm-sperm-sperm-sperm-mmm-sperm-sperm-sperm-Beiber!

    It is at this point I had to stop listening.  How can such a sick song be allowed to exist?  You see what they are trying to make everyone think about doing to that Justin Bieber twit.  Skrillex is using all these confusing jungle lyrics and putting subliminal messages in there with a demonic vocoder, then slopping electronic trance beats on top and bam.  Your child’s mind is putty and the next thing you know, your son is bringing home his male Brazilian boy-toy fiance from college.

    If you want to hear this full song, pray and then click play.

    Skrillex sucks drug mixes unknown from the object in his mouth. Skrillex has popularized the next evolution of dangerous dubstep music and entitled it "Brostep", a music whose intense, heart-pounding beats and rhythmic thrust-inducing crescendos play into the male psyche. Sneaking sexually suggestive lyrics with the mind-altering music and rampant drugs in this community confuses men to the point of secretly engaging in homosexuality.

    In conclusion, this Brostep community this Skrillex kid is building is a sick occult of perversion.  All the blood letting rituals from the emosexuals, drug fueled Quaalude parties from the hipster ravers and even black’s rap music does not compare in danger.

    These people are master alchemists.  They are mixing drugs like X3 into their mocha Starbucks as shown by Reverend Figs, then creating all this crappy, bizarre mind altering music that Satan whispers into their ears.

    Nearly 1 million children have already listened to the song above.  Is your son is this number.  Is he going to be the voluntary ‘bottom’s up boy’ at his fraternity’s next party?  If Skrillex’s music has anything to do with going into his ears, the answer is a 99% yes, your son is a homo.

    Christian Music Review – Gang Bangarang (Artist:  Skrillex)

    Moral Music RatingS (Sinister) for…

    passing off crappy basement created music as quality, Satanic if played forward or backward, using electronics to brainwash, advocates slinging male daddle fluid from one’s hand onto other men, created on a Mac ‘computer’, fetishment of Justin Bieber in the lyrics, corrupting young men, bronie affiliation

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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