Sasquatch of Sodomy ‘Skrillex’ Releases New Music Video Gang Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy Song

Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
• ChristWire
February 19, 2012 1:42 am80 comments

The Gothic hipster Skrillex is riding his Satanically given Grammy high to deliver a new phallic pulsating music video into the backside of your son’s iPad and Android tablets.  Parents beware!

Do not let the wholesome Buddy Holly glasses deceive you! In gay clubs across Northern Los Angeles, this former hardcore dubstepper is known as the Sasquatch of Sodomy. His fans will try to say this is all lies and deceit, but you’ll know better once we review the lyrics to his newest song, “Bangarang”! It is a song about ‘bang banging’ your son in the secret gluteal crevice and you better believe Satan loves every single primitive noise this Mac aficionado produces via the now dangerous program Audacity.

Fueled by a potent mix of LSD sprinkled mocha and magic 8 ball, Skrillex composes another "masterpiece" EDM song inside his local Starbucks. Locals say it takes him no more than five minutes of demonic vocoding and premade music loop to create a new song that brainwashed kids will sieg hail as 'brilliant'.

The problem with Audacity is that it gives every basement dwelling, overgrown hair sloth the ability to think they are a musician.  What was once done through only the most professional mixes of music studios and pure, raw talent can be eerily produced in the dark, secret corner of an elementary playground or in a rusty Ford Econoline van, parked in a secluded area by a river.

What I’m saying here parents is truly frightening.  The creepy, stranger pedodiddler of lore that you have warned your children about has a new gig.  No longer is he relegated to creeping on Myspace or the restrooms at your local amusement park.

Now, they can digitally download their demonic desires into the ears of your child and you are none the wiser.  Only ten seconds on iTunes or Amazon can bring the whisperings of a ‘dubstep hipster’ into the ears of your precious son!

Heed my words, parents!  Dubstep is a devil music of magic spells, Aryan occultism and drugged out parties.  The STD rate in this community is higher than your local Mexican lawnkeepers!  My brow sweats with fury when I think that 21% of teenaged sorority ‘pregnancy pact parties’ are the result of young women being influenced by this devil music.

But it gets worse my friends.  Skrillrex and his mentor, a man called DeadmauS, have been in a ‘battle’ to see who can get the most fans.  Both of these miscreants are ravaging social sites like Facebook and Twitter with messages to entice young people to unfollow Jesus and instead follow them!

Look at this message from @Skrillex he fabricated today!

Skrillex “Wub ba dub wub, imagine you and Skrillex in a tub.”

You can see all the people he enticed to join him on this Twitter image capture and apparently, he still owes his little dubstep sensei DeadmauS $20 dollars.

Always trying to outfox the inventor of Dubstep, Skrillex has created a more homosexually pungent version of this music and is calling it ‘Brostep’. He his tapping into the dangerous ‘Bronie’ community for inspiration into making young men strip naked and wildly stamp and buck into each other’s backside, crazily neighing and shaking long hair in their throes of ecstasy.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING LYRICS AND VIDEO MEDIA ARE OF A SATANIC EVOLUTION OF DUBSTEP CALLED BROSTEP. DEMAND ALL WOMEN, CHILDREN AND MEN OF QUESTIONABLE FAITH LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE VIEWING. THE SONG CAN INDUCE HOMOSEXUALITY IN THE UNSAVED, SKRILLREX’S MASTER BAUPLAN.

Brostep is the more flamboyant evolution of the already dangerous Dubstep. Unlike the loose and older, musky and drug-spent crowds in the Dubstep community, Brostep appeals to a younger niche of naive young men who are usually wealthy yet trashy in appearance. The iconic lesbian-lie fashionistas who rabidly defend and identity with the Brostep community call themselves “Juggalettes’, reportedly in reference to what they pledge to let Skrillex due to their scrotals if given the chance behind a glory-hole cover in a Johnny on the Job. Pictured above are a mass of common juggalettes.

Shout to all my lost boys
Sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-shout to all my boss boys
We rowdy
Shout to all my lost boys
Sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-shout to all my boss boys
We rowdy

“Rowdy boss boys” is Northern California gay speak for ‘reverse sodomy connoisseur’.

BANGARANG! Peace! BAYYYH!
Wah-wa-wa-Wah-wa-wa-BANG-BANG
O-ooo-ooo-ooo-o-ooo-ooo-wa, Feel the BAYYYH!

All throughout this song, the artist yells “Bangarang” which is a sexual term denoting a gay ceremony where several of them meet up for a drug fueled orgy, with the ‘middle man’ being exploited from all directions. All the ‘givers’ are to spastically dance around and roll their eyes around in their heads like that autistic boy John Mayer, a dance motion that defines dubstepping. The catch here is that the sex ceremony is all mails, so instead of ‘dual body step’ (Dubstep) they call it ‘brother step’ (Brostep). Brostep in essence is a homosexual mating ritual. Notice he yells the name of most notorious Sodomy Mecca, San Francisco, by yelling “Bayyy!”

The interlude is a bunch of monkey mating sounds, probably the bands greasing themselves up and thrusting upon each other in their basement and recording it as music.  Then the next stanza:
Wah-wah-ooo-wah, sperm-sperm-Beiber-sperm-mmm-sperm-Beiber-sperm-sperm!
Wah-wah-ooo-wah, sperm-sperm-sperm-sperm-WOOO!
Wah-wah-ooo-wah, sperm-sperm-sperm-sperm-mmm-sperm-sperm-sperm-Beiber!

It is at this point I had to stop listening.  How can such a sick song be allowed to exist?  You see what they are trying to make everyone think about doing to that Justin Bieber twit.  Skrillex is using all these confusing jungle lyrics and putting subliminal messages in there with a demonic vocoder, then slopping electronic trance beats on top and bam.  Your child’s mind is putty and the next thing you know, your son is bringing home his male Brazilian boy-toy fiance from college.

If you want to hear this full song, pray and then click play.

Skrillex sucks drug mixes unknown from the object in his mouth. Skrillex has popularized the next evolution of dangerous dubstep music and entitled it "Brostep", a music whose intense, heart-pounding beats and rhythmic thrust-inducing crescendos play into the male psyche. Sneaking sexually suggestive lyrics with the mind-altering music and rampant drugs in this community confuses men to the point of secretly engaging in homosexuality.

In conclusion, this Brostep community this Skrillex kid is building is a sick occult of perversion.  All the blood letting rituals from the emosexuals, drug fueled Quaalude parties from the hipster ravers and even black’s rap music does not compare in danger.

These people are master alchemists.  They are mixing drugs like X3 into their mocha Starbucks as shown by Reverend Figs, then creating all this crappy, bizarre mind altering music that Satan whispers into their ears.

Nearly 1 million children have already listened to the song above.  Is your son is this number.  Is he going to be the voluntary ‘bottom’s up boy’ at his fraternity’s next party?  If Skrillex’s music has anything to do with going into his ears, the answer is a 99% yes, your son is a homo.

Christian Music Review – Gang Bangarang (Artist:  Skrillex)

Moral Music RatingS (Sinister) for…

passing off crappy basement created music as quality, Satanic if played forward or backward, using electronics to brainwash, advocates slinging male daddle fluid from one’s hand onto other men, created on a Mac ‘computer’, fetishment of Justin Bieber in the lyrics, corrupting young men, bronie affiliation

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80 Comments

  • What has this world come to?

    Truly a frightening development!

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    • 1.Skrillex is old enough to drink an ice coffee and smoke
      2.It’s not satanic.
      3.Skrillex don’t need to be on this shitty site
      4.bvb and skrillex are not in the same genre or doing the samething
      5.it’s not bad
      6.Learn about the bands and djs b4 you talk shit about them!

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    • okay, wow. if some one is going to write extremist crazy shit at least get your facts straight.
      skrillex is techno
      bvb are rock type
      and juggalettes and juggalos (i am a juggalo) we have a whole different type of music and are actually all about the fam and protecting each other, living life to the fullest, and always having fun.
      we dont worship the devil. were fans, not satanists. seriously get this shit together.

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      • King Homo, I and the entire staff of Christwire will be holding a prayer group for you today at noon. Hopefully we can deter you from using such foul, crass screennames, in an effor to further your disgusting agenda.

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        • Markey, you might wanna get your eyes fixed, or stop thinking about your secret gay porn collection so much.

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        • awwwww im so touched, ha no. how is my screen name foul or crass? what agenda do i magically have now?

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  • what is wrong with you guys… can’t you people report something that actually is satanic? instead of remixed music/voice

    if you have such a damn problem with bass then make a petition on banning it -.-’ nobody will sign it….

    there is nothing satanic/gay about any of his music…

    and skrillex himself is STRAIGHT!

    and alsoooo skrillex means to screech or scream (referring to another post about him.)

    you guys should surf the web and instead of reporting all the fucking mainstream crap go a little deeper… do REAL research backing up you argument…it’s simple shit you learn in high school english “HOW TO WRITE A PERSUASIVE ESSAY” try it… it involves actual work…

    which means when you are researching stuff… you stay away from this website and go on google. look at the top three websites that come or continue looking through the pages google gives you until you a page that answers the question TRUTHFULLY.

    that is how you research something.

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  • This maniac is encouraging youngsters to build IEDs in this insidious video. I’m sure there’s something in the Patriot Act that could be used to put this dangerous miscreant out of business for good.
    At the very least they should ban this terrorist instruction video before one of this degenerate freak’s impressionable fans copies it and kills an innocent ice-cream man.

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  • Brother Johnathan Bane Brother Johnathan Bane

    Rev. Higgins thanks for that wonderful piece on Skrillex. Its good to know you are covering this sort of young people’s music these days while our government ignores the clear and present danger this music presents for all American youth. I hope more good ChrisTian parents will turn to chrisTwire for information and news so they can better judge for themselves whether they want their kids listening to Satan’s dark music.

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  • anonymous atheist anonymous atheist

    Bangarang is a really good album just saying.

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    • Thanks for posting another video that we can only see half of. You should stop playing football without a helmet.

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      • anonymous atheist anonymous atheist

        I don’t play football and it is the same for all videos on this site, the purpose isn’t to view the video, the purpose is to listen to the music.

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        • I didn’t think you played football. Too much yardage between the goal posts.

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          • anonymous atheist anonymous atheist

            First you say i have suffered brain damage from playing football without a helmet now you say i am too fat to play, well you are a racist asshole who doesn’t even believe in evolution.

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    • That sounds awful.

      If you’re going to post hipstersexual computer noise at least post some that has musical structure to it.

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      • anonymous atheist anonymous atheist

        1. Hipstersexual is not a word.
        2. Dubstep is not hipster, hipsters like inde music.
        3. Unlike other forms of music dubstep does not follow standerd notational form, that make it so each song is unique.
        4. I think it sounds pretty awesome.

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        • WARNING: THIS LINK HAS HIGH LEVELS OF ASIANS, LIBERALS AND HIPSTERSEXUALITY PRAY BEFORE WATCHING.
          http://youtu.be/-x1TFxao0oI

          Your Dubstep is in fact a hipstersexual kind of music. Only people like Skrillex bring it to the larger homogay community by terming it “Brostep”. (Bro as in the homosexual codeword bromosexual.)

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    • This drivel doesn’t fit into the classification of music using even the most liberal qualifications.
      To think that children would listen to this and torture their eardrums makes me weep for their souls.
      Why can’t people enjoy good wholesome music like Amy Grant and Hank Williams Jr.

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  • anonymous atheist anonymous atheist

    You don’t have to like our music but that doesn’t mean you can go and trash it.

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  • drzombiekiller drzombiekiller

    to all the assholes here on this page bashing on skrillex, god isn’t real, he is just a figment of your imagination. Skrillex is here and will be here for a while so go fuck yourselves. I am an atheist and the believers of god are just plain retarded :D

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    • hey. My parents are christians. There are good ones, and there are the ones that are a blight on society

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  • You’re not a real atheist, you’re just a deluded pre-pubescent girl who worships obscure homosexual pop stars.

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    • Skrillex isn’t from the devil neither am i so what if skrillex looks like an girl his music is good and if you don’t like him then why are listening to him and making articles about him!

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      • “skrillex looks like an girl”

        “an girl”? Are you sure you didn’t mean to type “an idiot”?

        The skrillex does look like an idiot; not so much like a girl.

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  • its not my issue what you believe in or what you say, but getting your facts straight would be just great. for one he’s not gay so get over yourself. two saying that his music leads to partying and drugs is a lie. it is just music. you people have no idea what your talking about and quite frankly are a bunch of fearful, ignorant people.
    hipsters, ravers, and those who walk with fam and are down for life have more respect for other peoples beliefs than you imbecilic assholes. God loves EVERYONE, not just crazy right wing fuckers that conjure up shit like this in five minutes. actually know what your talking about before you run your mouth.

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    • You talk about “respect for other people’s beliefs”, yet you call the people on this website “imbecilic assholes”.

      Where’s the respect?

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      • i also believe everyone has the right to their own opinions. it is a free country, i can say what i want.

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  • ProudUnicornDubstepListener ProudUnicornDubstepListener

    First of all: get your facts right!
    He doesn’t mention Justin Bieber one time.
    And Bangerang is a famlily inside the yorta yorta people from Australia.
    And second: 356w1y.jpg

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    • Desist with your calumnies. The Aborigines have more than enough problems without you unfairly tarring them with the brostep brush.

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  • ProudUnicornDubstepListener ProudUnicornDubstepListener

    How can you use numbers like 99%, 100% and not to mention 1000%???
    That doesn’t even make sence!!

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  • “That doesn’t even make sence!!

    Your sentence doesn’t make sense.

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  • It certainly is, especially on this site. Idiot foreigner.

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  • LOL!!!! you assholes are SOOOOO DAMN RETARDED your pitiful “Lyrics” you posted about this song are NOTHING what the Lyrics are the following are the ACTUAL lyrics

    ==============================================
    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
    We rowdy

    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
    We rowdy

    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
    We rowdy

    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
    Bangarang! (BASS!)

    Bangarang

    Take me under

    Bangarang

    Take me under (BASS)

    Bangarang

    Take me under

    Bangarang

    Take me under (BASS)

    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
    We rowdy

    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
    Bangarang!

    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
    Bangarang! (BASS!)

    Take me under

    Take me under

    Take me under

    Bangarang (BASS)

    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
    We rowdy

    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
    We rowdy

    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
    We rowdy

    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
    Bangarang! (BASS!)

    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
    We rowdy

    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
    We rowdy

    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
    We rowdy

    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
    Bangarang! (BASS!)

    Take me under

    Take me under

    Bangarang

    Take me under

    Bangarang

    Take me under (bass)

    They say I lost my marbles,
    but I got these beats coming out the back of my Toy car
    Aye yo! I’m eating fun-dip right now, not giving a fuuuuucc-

    ======================================================

    NOTHING compared to this what you posted

    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-shout to all my boss boys
    We rowdy
    Shout to all my lost boys
    Sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-shout to all my boss boys
    We rowdy

    “Rowdy boss boys” is Northern California gay speak for ‘reverse sodomy connoisseur’.

    BANGARANG! Peace! BAYYYH!
    Wah-wa-wa-Wah-wa-wa-BANG-BANG
    O-ooo-ooo-ooo-o-ooo-ooo-wa, Feel the BAYYYH!

    ================================

    this post is a weak attempt to cover up your personal fetish and dark desire to secretly fuck Beiber, that is why you posted that second set

    ===================
    ah-wah-ooo-wah, sperm-sperm-Beiber-sperm-mmm-sperm-Beiber-sperm-sperm!
    Wah-wah-ooo-wah, sperm-sperm-sperm-sperm-WOOO!
    Wah-wah-ooo-wah, sperm-sperm-sperm-sperm-mmm-sperm-sperm-sperm-Beiber!
    =====================
    Just so you know i come visit your site for comic relief i am Gay and FUCKING PROUD of it and this site gives me much LULZ

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  • Christian Hipster

    I’m truly shocked at this article. The bible calls all of us christians to love our neighbor as ourselves, and to not judge others. There is nothing about this article (or website for that matter) that is helping people become strongly Christ followers. If anything you’re giving us true christian’s bad names. How are we supposed to share Christ’s love if you’re constantly bashing anyone that isn’t American or Caucasian? I’m a hipster, I listen to dubstep, I am a fan of Skrillex, I’m also an avid Christ follower and God still loves me. So shut up and read the New Testament sometime before you continue on your right-wing, white power agenda.

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    • Man cannot serve two masters. He must either serve Jesus or serve the Evil One (ie, the Skrillex).

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      • Christian Hipster

        You’re right. I cannot serve two masters. But I don’t serve Skrillex (or the Evil One as you put it). I choose each day whom I will serve, and I choose Christ, but that doesn’t mean I can’t partake in listening to music. There’s nothing in the Bible that says we can’t listen to music.

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        • You will have eternity to ponder your mistake, and your lack of familiarity with the Bible.

          “Judge not” has been taken out of context by the anything-goes libertine pansexualist skrillex hipsters like yourself.

          I direct you to 2 Timothy 4: Preach the Word; be prepared in season and out of season; correct, rebuke and encourage — with great patience and careful instruction.

          I will pray for you.

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  • pendejos

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  • Bieber not beiber

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  • I wasn’t particularly fond of this album. Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites was way Better.

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  • HailSatanBitch666

    Sperm-Sperm-Sperm-Beiber-Sperm That part made me laugh ^-^

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