In shocking news, Snooki is pregnant. The talented actress who headlines the lifechanging show Jeresy Shore has long been rumored to be pregnant. But now the pristine, undiseased starlet has confirmed suspicions that she will be welcoming a little bundle of joy with an official baby bump.
The New York Post first covered this story, estimating that Snooki’s little bundle of joy is about 3 months old.
Since Snooki is a chaste woman, there are not many options of who to pick for the baby daddy. While Maury Povic’s services have not yet been called in, insiders are assuming Snooki’s long term beau Jionni Lavelle has planted his homonculous into her womb for incubation.
More on this crucial story as details emerge.