Snookie Pregnant and Not Wearing Makeup
Maury Povic is planning a “Who Da Baby Daddy?” celebrity special to compete with the Super Bowl. The guest of honor: Snooki.
The headline: Is Snooki Pregnant? While Snooki’s reps are trying to keep this juicy story under wraps, the trends and data for people of Snooki’s demographic prove she is most likely pregnant.
Snooki is an Afrotalian known for her leg gapping antics on hit MTV show The Jersey Shore. Snooki’s MO is usually going to clubs, getting drunk and then sleeping with guys under covers.
While many parents are shocked and offended by the show, the Family Council of Research shows that since prayer was taken out of schools in 1962, cases of prostitution, disesase and death among young adult females has risen a whopping 78%.
There are several candidates for the possible “Baby’s Daddy”, including The Situation, Jwoww and even a gay man named Joe My God.
It looks like everyone has gotten drunk and taken a giant lollipop in hand ride on the happy fun time Snooky bandwagon. Have you ever hopped aboard? Before you answer that, remember that 60% of unwedlock pregnancies involve a blacked out parent.
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Author: Frank Meyer
Conservative Republican and believer of first amendment rights.
1:02 pm
How could she not be pregnant? Whe you whore around as much as that whorelot does your gonna catch something. She should be glad it is a baby instead of something penicillin can’t cure.
I just hope she does what is right and doesn’t abort it. That would be a shame. Perhaps looking out for a chold could straighten her out.
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1:08 pm
Who cares if Snooki is pregnant? Her show sucks anyway. This is has nothing to do with anything.
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1:13 pm
its called news you moron
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1:16 pm
It’s called, I don’t care. Nor do most other people. It’s just humans. That doesn’t look like front page news to me. Front page news right now is the presidential election.
Here’s another thing, morons don’t know the truth. I do, therefore I’m not a moron. Since you don’t know the truth that makes you the moron. Thankyou very much!!
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1:18 pm
I’m the daddy, I knocked that white bitch up. I tore it up!
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3:06 pm
I’m sure you enjoyed it.
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2:33 pm
Snooki sounds like the Babylonian god Snzaku. And no one remembers him, either. PRAY FOR HER.
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3:07 pm
I don’t think it has anything to do with the “Babylonian God.”
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