• Stalone Shoulder Surgery With Schwarzenegger Have Homosexual Marriage Californians Curious

    February 10, 2012 6:14 am Comments Off

    Famed ‘elder bronie’ Sylvester Stallone, who went by the moniker “The Italian Stallion” in his younger days, has caused many eyebrows to raise after getting a couples’ shoulder surgery with former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    Before the two lightly touched each other’s hands before surgery, Stallion boy said, “After all the action, stunts & physical abuse shooting The Expendables 2 and The Last Stand, it was time for a little tune up on my shoulder. Look who was coincidentally waiting in line behind me for his shoulder surgery. Now we’re ready for another round of great times and action when we shoot The Tomb.”

    The Tomb, I bet! You mean the deathzone where you plan to lay down your King Pharaoh flesh mummy! You’re going to raid his tomb I bet you sickos!

    Actors must be the most wrong people on Earth. He thinks we cannot see beyond the lines when he says something like ‘all the action, stunts and physical abuse.’ That sounds just like another Tuesday in any random gay’s home! These are people who love to torture each other with all sorts of bizarre loobie beads, and whips, and leather chokers and whatever long utensil you can imagine.

    I bet the recovery room will have a sock on the door! I think Scwarzenegger could get no worse than dropping the troll from Billy Goat Gruff, but I guess I was wrong. Disgusting.

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