Star Wars inspired the World Wars
As we all know, Star Wars is a peel of Satan’s sin banana. As once covered, it has been proven to have inspired the 9/11 attack, but what hasn’t been proven to people until now is that Star Wars also had a hand in inspiring the 3 World Wars. Lets start with World War I. In World War I, the Europeans fought the Germans for World Conquest, which was reminiscent to when the Clones fought the Jedi Knights. In World War II, Adolf Hitler wanted revenge for his fallen allies in the past, and corresponded the Jedi with the Jew, because they both have J and E. Hitler made order 666 to exterminate all the Jews, just like The Emperor executed Order 66 to kill all Jedi. He also wanted to rule an evil empire, just like in Star Wars, but was stopped by the Rebel Alliance, AKA the United States of America. Now for World War III will be a result of these Star Wars in 3D movies. Since they both have a 3 in the name, its too obvious that a World War will break out with the United States as the new Empire, and it is unclear who shall lead the Rebellion (Probably some Asian country). If we want to end this war before it begins, we must remove the release of this movie at all costs. Brothers and Sisters, I sincerely hope you will take this warning seriously and not watch this filth, if its released to the public.
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Author: SatanWorshipper
1:29 pm
It’s funny you think you actually know Star Wars. It’s even funnier you try to compare small parts to the only 2 world wars.
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7:24 pm
world wars happen b4 star wars!
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2:15 pm
Hahahaha hilarious best imitation of christwire people ever.
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3:14 pm
Brothers in Christ while I fully appreciate your warnings of this soon to be released travesty of faith I would like to point out the homoerotic overtones often “overlooked” by the mainstream media. The “lightsaber”. This OBVIOUSLY phallic symbol screams homosexuality. In addition to the obvious homo-factor, to add insult to injury, George “Sodomy” Lucas adds an even sicker undertone to the original trilogy: Incest. When Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker battle it out with their phallic symbols it’s akin to father and son having a penis battle in the bedroom. The entire thing makes me sick. I won’t allow my children to see or hear anything “Star Wars” for fear of one day walking into their bedroom only to find my two sons slapping penises while butchering proper grammar and speaking like Yoda. Once again you are ahead of the pack in alerting concerned readers to points on sinful interest. Praise be!
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4:58 pm
If you think that things that can never be thought of something gay means that YOU are most likely gay.
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8:29 pm
Leroy as much as your delusional homo-atheist mind would like to believe that a true strong believer in the Word could succumb to the sins of the flesh as you obviously have, we TRUE believers have a greater moral standing. You and your homo-atheist friends can spend eternity burning in your own personal Sodom when the Almighty God strikes you into hell. In the meantime, we TRUE believers will continue to fight the good fight to keep sodomites like George Lucas out of the minds of our children.
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8:54 pm
The bible is a symbol of the gay’s I mean you ever see how many time’s they use the word ass? OF coarse not like christians ever READ it.
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9:18 pm
All atheists are not gay.
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7:04 pm
Then why are they referred to as homo-atheists then?
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6:30 am
Atheists are not referred to as “homo-atheists” anywhere but on this site. It’s only your cult-I mean flock that uses the term “homo-atheists”.
Anybody with half a brain could tell you that most of the things said on this site are completely false.
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7:24 pm
it’s just funny I won’t refute anything in it it’s too obvious
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7:31 pm
Dude…………………………that’s sooooo retarded! A guy trying to fly is smarter than this article, just saying! n.n
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7:17 am
He’s not serious. He’s imitating christwire member that are serious
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4:56 am
The World Wars were before Star Wars… Someone didn’t listen at school.
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7:03 pm
Umm, A LONG TIME AGO in a Galaxy far, far away. The World Wars were in the last century. I think my point is quite clear. And I failed to mention the other blazen display of incest in Star Wars. While struggling with his homo-atheism Luke KISSES HIS SISTER. So in addition to playing “lets smack phallic symbols daddy” he slips his sis the tongue. Disgusting.
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11:13 pm
I agree. Children these days don’t understand George Lucas was under the influence of devils when he made his documentary of Star Wars
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7:16 am
He’s not being serious. He’s trying to imitate the christwire assholes.
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1:24 am
To all who think this is even remotely true, I would just like to say its not. As Dragonman said, I am simply imitating these amusing articles on this site. Yes, I am aware that Star Wars came after the World Wars, and yes, I am aware there have only been two World Wars. And to be honest Kurai Wamek Hito, youre correct, I dont listen in school. Lastly, I would like to thank you all for taking the time out of your amazing lives to read this article, even the title.
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8:47 am
You do realize that Star Wars was released over twenty years after the END of World War 2 right? So unless you are about to admit the existence of Time Travel technology, you have just proven that you dont bother to research ANYTHING.
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8:50 am
I retract that former statement. I didn’t read the comments before making one.
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11:05 pm
The only fact I need to cite is how color movie film wasn’t used until the late stages of WWII. Note how Star Wars is in color.
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11:24 pm
Um, yeah WWI occurred from 28 July 1914 to 11 November 1918 and WWII from 1 September 1939 to 2 September 1945.
Star Wars was created in 1977. Now if I’m not mistaken 1945 and 1977 are two completely different years and could not have influenced those two wars. Now WWIII would be the end result of the Government and cults much like your selves.
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