• The Bieber Dynamic of Communism

    February 3, 2012 10:53 pm Comments Off

    Justin Bieber is a communist.  There is a movement in the socialist world to create a Bieber Dynamic in America where Justin Bieber attracts millions of fan girls today, then converts them all into Birkenstock wearing hippie coeds tomorrow.

    While many would say the Bieber Dynamic theory just cannot be true, we need to look no further than basic evidence.

    One of the greatest enemies of modern America, capitalism and Reaganomics is none other than Hugo Chavez.  The portly, long-winded dictator has long stood against America and is currently plotting with Iranian terror communist Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to create nuclear powered weapons against the dictations of America.

    In the midst of all this, we see that Justin Bieber has jungle fever.  Bieber is finding the mangoes of Selena Gomez not good enough for his sinful ways and is apparently dating a new Venezuelan named Rosaline Chavez, the daughter of America’s greatest enemy.

    The young Chavez took to YouTube to create a new video about her new boyfriend Justin Bieber and how he’s being a good little communist and making her father “very proud.”  If only Senator McCarthy were alive, we’d be able to give Mr. Chavez a good dose of radioactive power!

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