Rather than allowing St. Valentine’s Day to remain a religious holiday of love, merchants and entrepreneurs have created expressions of endearment that defile the definition of Christian love by catering to a low brow variety of homosexual, racist and feminist agendas. I must warn you even the Syrims and Minecrafters are representing. These are only a few examples. The following cards MUST be taken off the market with focused boycotts.
Print and distribute as needed so others may report any of these vile cards occurring in the wild.
1 – Closeted Homosexuals
2 – Self-Abusers that Rape themselves with ‘M’
3 – Racists that Hate White People
4 – Mother Mockers, Those that Mock a Mother’s Love
5 – Willful Women that Usurp Man’s Natural Dominance
6 – Cat Daddies – Those that pander to Foul Mouthed Crazy Cat Women
7 – Fans of the “L” Word and Chunky yet Comfortable Shoes
8 – People that Stick Building Supplies in their Rectum
9 – Bromancers
10 – Men who believe the digestive track is for something other than digestion.
11 – People that play too many role playing games.
12 – Minecrafters
13 – Loud Mouthed Commentators on Internet Forums
14 – People that confuse Social Media with Social Life
15 – Dictators that love their peoples
16 – The Illiterate
17 – People so full of Vanity, they think Pajama Jeans look good on them
18 – Jealous girls with Sluts for friends
19 – Men with fat Wives
20 – Furries, those sick people that dress up in animal costumes and leave protein stains on each other.
21 – Mockery of a Man’s Ability to Allow a Woman to have Affections for Him
22 – People that think Valentine’s Day is a celebration of spreading VD.
23 – Skyrims players
24 – Pothers or Bronies or Whatever those people are.