• 100 Reasons America is Greater than Wherever you Come From

    March 19, 2012 7:40 pm 155 comments

    Recently, CNNMoney and Fortune magazine did an article about 100 things that make America great. It was a shameful list with things like Jay-Z, Honda Commercials, TMZ, Glee, the Kardashians, and yes even Sandusky (look it up). But what does really make America so much better than everyplace else? Here is a list…

    Shock and awe
    Sarah Palin
    We re-elected George W
    Hiroshima
    Flag on the Moon
    Indiana Jones
    The Suicide Squeeze
    Trail of tears
    Texas
    Guns
    Rush Limbaugh
    Thanksgiving
    Jeep
    WW2
    Fracking
    Sports
    God
    Proper English
    American Housewives
    Ronald Regan
    American Bacon
    Cheerleaders
    Bing
    American Revolution
    Amy Grant
    Patton
    Nukes (we used em)
    Fox News
    Freedom that makes you jealous.
    Microsoft
    Freedom Fries
    Manifest destiny
    Aircraft Carriers
    Comfortable and tough cars that get 12MPG
    Off shore drilling
    Nagasaki
    Won two world wars in a single century
    Fat man and Little Boy
    The V8
    Republican Party
    Homes have more than 1 TV
    We don’t use the metric system
    NASCAR
    Boeing
    Sherman Tank
    Internet Explorer
    Gitmo
    Baseball
    We don’t use our children as child-soldiers
    American (real) Football
    We killed communism…
    Blanche Beecham
    Nevada test site
    Kellen Moore
    Arby’s
    Saturn V
    HEMI Engines
    We own Facebook
    Tamed our Indians to not build nukes or speak gibberish at call centers
    Buzz Aldrin is allowed to punch liberals in the face
    We have no idea what happens in your country, but we’re your front page news every day.
    Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter
    The almighty Dollar
    Las Vegas
    The Internet
    Dick Butkis
    We will always remember 9/11
    World Champions of every sport
    Your people want to come here
    We control all of North America
    War on Terror
    Supersized
    The Male American Soldier
    None of your foreign diseases
    Make dictators beg for mercy, and then kill them. Regularly
    Smith and Wesson
    ChrisTwire
    DOMA
    Patriot Act
    Electric Chair
    NRA
    Kirk Cameron
    Kirk Gibson could beat you all at cricket with no legs
    Barbara Bush
    SUV’s
    Evel Knievel
    Charleton Heston
    Left Behind Books
    Fraternities
    March Madness
    Abe Goodman
    Second Amendment
    Our flag isn’t gay looking.
    Tim Tebow
    College Life
    No prime minister
    The B-52 Stratofortress
    Wes Anderson
    You make it for us, even though we invented it
    Our singers don’t have to sing without an accent, they just sing

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    .MA

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    Senator August Weisz Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves. http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography MA

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