21 Pokemon Brought To Life By an Artist
Pokemon is an evil Japanese video game meant to teach children about anime and perversion. Pokemon is literally the Japanese word for “Pok” (perverted thrust) “emon” (prostate monster) . Leave it to the people who created anime (the Japanese word for porangraphy) to make a game like this to infest children with thoughts of wiggling colon monsters and cartoons.
In the following image gallery, we will review the 21 most popular Pokemon that you may see your child playing on a Nintendo 3DS or worse in a magazine. If you see your child involved with Pokemon, they are likely brainwashed and need immediately psychological counseling.
Lesbiatongue
To the untrained child, this Pokemon may seem innocent and fun! But to the trained eye, we can all tell it is a subliminal message to make our daughters think of red rocket and backside doggy lick sins!
How is it that dogs greet each other! They sniff each other’s stink spots! Look at this ‘emon’ and you can see it looks like a giant doggy dangle naughty! It’s well known that a lesbian’s favorite organ is the human tongue because they use it to snooker each other right in the sally! They have put lesbian right in this one’s name. What is that white stuff coming from the end of it’s red rocket? Magical happiness? Satan’s goo drops? I’m sure you can be the judge of what’s subliminally going on here!
This is why if your child is playing Pokemon, burn it! Burn it all! Let’s see what these sinful sots have next.
PARASHROOM
This Pokemon’s purpose is to teach children about drugs and raves. Parashroom has special moves that a child can learn called MJ Grasstype (MJ for Maryjona) and sleep. When the Pokemon sleeps, it magically regenerates its health and a message appears that says, “After smoking an MJ, a nap will make you feel all better.”
ToGAYpee
This Pokemon has Satanic symbol written all over its body. The diamond shape means diamond back rattle snake, the egg, a symbol of lesbianism. ToGayPee is a symbol of Satan corrupting Eve in the garden of Eden, leaving Adam all alone with himself and sinful thoughts. It makes him want to touch himself and ‘To Gay Pee”, that is, to touch your twaddle dandy until a gay’s pee comes out and you moan in sin. Why are you parents letting your children still play this game?
To further prove it is a symbol of Satan and homosexuality, this Pokemon suggestively rubs itself then shoots out eggs from its nether region as an attack. It’s trying to say a man-man touch or a woman-woman touch can create ovigenesis, which is impossible.
Snooki
Snooki is a rotund Mexican girl who got famous for getting drunk on tequila whippits and jumping into bed with steroid abusers with low self esteem on national television. Sadly, MTV has made this lifestyle seem awesome to mentally weak teens with their television show the Jersey Shore. To entice more young teens to buy the game, you can see the developers at Blizzard Games (the Japanese porno company behind this game and others like World of Warcraft and Skyrim) are pulling pop culture hookers to dangle their flesh. You can see from the image at right, the new game systems make it impossible to tell fake from reality.
Snooki’s character has a sludge move where she can grind her body against an enemy, then it dies. There is also a move she has called ‘suck’ where she can suck the life sauce right out of her opponent. Both we know she has plenty of practice at in real life and now all players of Pokemon are being taught to do such with the same skill as Snocki. Filth!
PIKACHU (peek at you)
This evil creature is called a PIKACHU. PIKACHU is the Japanese word for Electric Phallus and it’s goal is to make American girls think the Japanese male’s Electric Bugaloo is an exciting, lighting fast yellow monster of pleasure. What’s even worse is that this creature is a mouse chinchilla, a two-leg walking creature scientists in Japan are teaching mice can and will evolve into in about 30 years. If you think Godzilla was a symbolic blasphemous Japanese creation for using God’s name in vain and ‘showing’ that the Japanese can kill ‘ancient America Goddragon”, then you will really hate this PIKACHU.
When I test piloted the game Pokemon Stadium to learn all about these Pokemon so I can warn you about them in this report, this little bugger was cheap. It can rain lighting down on you continuously and since it is a magic electricity penzer, that means it gets to shot its powers out first in the perverted hierarchy of the game. What’s sick is that it’s trainer is always some anorexic Japanese girl with American blonde eyes and hair in a short skirt who seems happy to get him back. SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES to make our daughters crave yellow tallywang, a Japanese male! They only last for 20 seconds, as fast as PIKACHU, and shot their demon seed fast to create half Japanese girls who can blend in when they try to attack Pearl Harbor once more! They try to make girls say yes to a Japanese secret garden invasion, “Oh, hehehe, my yellow monster will only peak at you then over really fast Pikachu! hheheh !!!” Sickos!
BLASTOISE (MOUNTED BY SINDOCKER)
If you look closely here, you will see this Pokemon is actually two. On the bottom there is a poor, innocent turtle who has had its carapace ripped right off. On top of it, it’s being mounted by what is called a Sindocker. The Sindocker has 12 ‘phalli’ and is inserting them into this turtle’s body. This must be every gay’s dream come true, to have so many sinappendages and being able to just rip off the jeans from any man and then just thrust away. Look at how sad this turte’s face is. When the Sindocker who has attacked this turtle has shot all its liquid DNA into the turtle, it can shoot out a blast of filthy liquid from its mouths at the opponents. Yes, it sounds sick but that’s how the Japanese make games. The entire abomination is called a Blastoise.
The creature is designed to make men grow up thinking it’s normal to let a homosexual come up from behind, rip through your carapace and fill you with liquid DNA.
CHANCEY THE SELF-TOUCHING CHICKEN
Throughout this video game I noticed there is a theme of self-touching. The trainers ‘who represent the player’ self touch and rub on special balls to coax one of these Pokemon to come out. Then, the Pokemon also often self-touch to make their powers available. This Pokemon is a giant homolesbian chicken, meaning it combines male and female parts together. When it furiously rubs its belly, much like its cousin ToGAYpee, it can create eggs. It is apparently an abortion-loving marsupial because instead of waiting for its eggs to hatch, it stores them in its pouch and throws them at its enemy.
This creature is designed to brainwash game players into agreeing with lesbian and abortion, two favorite meals of radical left-wing Democrats. They love nothing better than a spliffy in one hand, a hanger in the other and diseased minds thinking a night of fun violations is normal and acceptable. What a sick creature this is here and I can only wish it were real, so I could shot it with my shotgun and eat it with a side of grits and cornbread.
ElectricBuzz
This Pokemon was actually created by a British glam pianist named Elton John. The British have actually made Elton John the Shining Knight of Sodomy and call him Sir Elton John, but even that bizarre Queen promotion holds no comparison to what they’ve slipped into the child’s game.
Many years ago, Elton John created a song called Benny and the Jets. It is a song about a teenager sneaking out of the parents home and going to a LSD hippie rave, where she does drugs, shakes around her ‘electric boobs’, gets pregnant and then has an abortion “getting rid of the fatted calf tonight” is one of the lyrics. The song is a praise ballad for disrespecting your parents and not getting married, but rather living in a Japanese or gay person’s fantasy of societal anarchy and fallen Christianity. The song became so immensely popular, that it corrupted anyone who listened to it.
Just to prove how powerful Satan was in the lyrics, Elton John once dressed up like a prancy Irish Leprachaun and went to a black’s only hip hop club named Soul Train in Harlem New York. They tried to kick him out, but after 5 seconds of listening to this song they all started dancing like pieces of stiff wood (and we all know black people can dance better than that). It’s very scary and you can see it here (don’t let women or children watch, please pray before viewing).
ElectricBuzz is the culmination of all that song’s references into one character. If you turn down the gaming system’s internal volume, you can also here electric buzz is lightly playing Benny and the Jets on repeat (as symbolized by its buzzing radio ears).
SANDSLASH
Just like Kwame from Africa on Captain Planet, Sandslash is designed to be the lure to draw in black viewers on Pokemon. In the original artwork for the character, you can see he is brown and yellow. This is a simple Japaense technique to let blacks know they can make babies with them as well in their world/cultural domination plan. In the gay community, which most Japanese game makers seem infatuated with, you can also know that ‘slash’ is the undercover word for ‘hentai’. So a Sandslash is a hentai so perverted, it blinds your eyes like slashing yellow sand from the Orient. The Japanese figure that the blacks won’t understand all this symbolic subliminal messages going on beneath the surface and they will just be happy getting a black character into the game.
POLYWHIRL
This Pokemon is holding an aborted fetus. When it’s not using its aborted fetus as a melee weapon, you can see it has a giant target painted right on its womb. This Pokemon is simply an offense to decency and a praise character for abortion mongers.
NARUTO
This Pokemon is actually a human that can use its demon powers to turn into a Dog Demon. It uses its powers to trick children into petting it and rubbing its belly, which must be a diabetic candyland utopia for gays and perverted Japanese males. What’s sick is that the Cartoon Network has actually given this character its own cartoon show called Naruto, where all sorts of sick things take place. Snogging sallies, drug raves, cartoon violence and cussing. What sort of world do we live in when these things are allowed as ‘cartoons’?
Milkturtle
Take a good look at the milksacs region of the vental thoracic area. You will see a brown exposing of HUMAN FEMALE MILCSACS IN A CHILDREN CARTOON GAME! This is beyond evil, Japanese! Young men and women should not be seeing this filth! This is only an eye treat for a man when he has a wife! What sort of sick nonsense is this! The rest of the character looks like a normal video game, but then MILKTREATS IN THE CHEST! I can only wish it were World War II again, because I’d volunteer to be a pilot for Harry Truman and put an end to it ALL!
ODDISH
This Pokemon is dangerous. It is a rare species called a ‘demon type’ and uses actual Satanic chants and mind possession in the game. While the other characters use subliminal messages, there are reports of people who use this character can actually becoming infected with a demon possession.
In one of its moves, the user has to sing into a microphone (from Guitar Hero) a witch chant, then this character can make letters from the Wiccan’s demon alphabet appear and by the power of paganism, it will prophesy what moves will kill the opponent. Sometimes, these prophesies can manifest in real life and there are reports of one Japanese man blowing up in a pillar of fire, because his opponents Oddish called up a move called ‘sinner’s punishment’. This is why when you go in your child’s room to see if they have any Pokemon, you must call a Priest or Pastor to bless it and cast out any demons. You are dealing with true evil with this game, parents.
CHARMANDER
This Pokemon allegedly won “Gay’s Favorite Pokemon Pet of the Year” on horrible website Joe My God.com. That’s proof enough of how bad this Pokemon is.
LIONHEART
This Pokemon is a rare treat, called a legendary. Somewhere along the line, there must have been a Christian programmer who infiltrated Blizzard and created a good character. Though this one is rare to find, it uses Christian powers like “Judgement” and “Roar” to scare away all the other Pokemon and has no sinful qualities about it. Though the Japanese probably through the game developer for this character in a Gulag, he was able to program the Pokemon original source code in such a way that this character is impossible to code out of any Pokemon game without the Japanese having to start from scratch, which would take them too long to do.
BONGOZULU
This character uses African witchmagic and teaches kids how to say some phrases associated with such. The evil rating here is 9/10, so if your kid is speaking Ebonics and ‘Axing’ for things, you may have a Bongozulu fan on your hands and should get your child some counseling and speech therapy.
BeeCat
Beecat is what happens when a bee mates with a cat. How that is even possible, I am not sure but there you have it. It can sting you with the ferocity of a cat sized bee, or maul you with the tenacity of a hive of miniature flying cats. Whatever the case, it’s all evil and rabies would be a safer outcome than having this maniacal beast trying to snip at you.
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Author: Abe
If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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10:44 pm
Holy shit…I try not to swear but I find it necessary right now…How do you manage to get so much wrong…So much in fact that it would take an essay to counter this…I mean seriously Snooki? This is idiotic on a brand new scale…
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11:00 pm
Snooki isnt a pokemon so i guess so
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12:59 am
The march of the geniuses…
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1:02 am
Care to remind us who made Skyrim, Billings?
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1:55 pm
Care to remind us the last time you had a job, or even a hot shower? You sick little freak. How much pot did you smoke today?
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2:09 pm
Wow, and you bitch about ad hominem attacks all the time. Well, I took a shower today, I’m at work right now waiting for some scans to finish, and I’ve never smoked pot in my life.
Your move, old man.
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2:22 pm
Some scans? What are you a doctor know cat scanning for tumors? You’re lies just get more outrageous by the day, kiddo.
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2:28 pm
I said scans, you interpreted that as being a doctor. There are quite a few different types of scans. You’re the idiot for not thinking.
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2:30 pm
By the way, that’s some pretty shitty grammar and spelling abilities you have there, Billings.
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2:30 pm
Oh pipe down Comedian, we all know you unemployed and probably smoking a pot joint right now.
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2:32 pm
Why are you calling me comedian? And nice ad hominem there, jackass.
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2:46 pm
Considering how he’ll switch from berating and calling people a ‘california hipster’ to asking how their day is, to shouting out ‘STEAK SANWICH’, I’m willing to bet he’s bipolar.
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6:15 pm
You’re all a bunch of Saturday Night Nancys.
Steak Sandwich one and all!!!!
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11:03 pm
The amount of stupid in this is so incredible, it’d actually take LESS time to explain what’s RIGHT with it.
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11:15 pm
I hate how they use celebrities to get kids to take a taste of these sinful games. I bet that Snooki beast is particularly nasty and just suggestive with its body movements. What version did they put her in?
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11:16 pm
Are you that stupid?
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11:18 pm
What? The very first pokemon in Abe’s article is bad enough. A Pokemon that sloshes a tongue around and you cannot tell me it doesn’t look like a dog’s red rocket. What sort of sickos would allow this game to exist without fighting it?
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11:22 pm
The fact that you look at a tongue and go ‘dog penis’ immediately shows just what kind of person you are. The fact that you think these pictures accurately represent the Pokemon they claim to shows how stupid you are. The fact that you think Snooki is a Pokemon shows how incredibly retarded you are.
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11:24 pm
The fact that you look at the first picture and try to deny it’s not designed to be a dog’s penis shows you’re a sick liberal. Why would you let a child play this game you perv? I’m sure your fantasy girl Claire can tell you that the shape is spot on and the subliminal message the Japanese are trying to get across is blatant.
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11:26 pm
Adam, you have a bestiality fetish going on in your brain, don’t you? Again, you look at a tongue and go ‘dog penis’ immediately. You’re just trying to cover up your insecurities, you sick freak.
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11:34 pm
No, you idiot. Just like when you look in the mirror and think ‘idiot’, you cannot help but look at that first image and think ‘dog penis’ when you see it. It’s blatant and that’s why this Pokemon game needs to be removed from shelves. Hopefully parents will read this, get scared and take away anything Pokemon related that their children own.
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11:35 pm
Or they’ll realize that you’re all a bunch of sickos who are also paranoid fools and into animal fucking.
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2:21 pm
Adam, are you really this freaking retarded? It would be easier to believe that the sun is made of ice (which it isn’t, in case you were still trying to figure that out) than to believe that you’re mentally stable.
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1:15 am
Snooki isn’t a Pokemon…Abe is just on some horrible drug trip and thinking crazy thoughts.
As for your issues with the first Pokemon (Named Lickitung, not whatever lunacy Abe put) That pic is just fan art, here’s what the actual Pokemon looks like; http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/lickitung.gif
If you think it looks like a dog’s penis, you’re mind is in the gutter..,
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Some of them look like tyson and susan.
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1:23 am
That description for Lionheart ( Which isn’t it’s name, it’s actually Arcanine) is so stupid…
Arcanine isn’t a legendary and is somewhat easy to obtain. It’s not based off anything Christian, it’s based off the Shisa from Okinawan myth…It was out in the game on purpose.
And Eevee, you’re confusing it with the anime/manga Naruto…Eevee is just a plain fox and has NOTHING to do with Naruto whatsoever…They are two seperate things…
And for Oddish ( Which isn’t an Oddish, it’s a Gastly) your description is both false and idiotic…
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1:35 am
Why do you have to focus so much attention on the one Pokemon that’s a Christian. You just hate the fact that there is a decent character in the game, don’t you?
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1:41 am
I actually played Pokemon Leaf Green when I was 7. Sadly “Lion Heart” (Arcanine) isn’t legendary because you can go to the Safari park and catch plenty of those.
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3:11 am
Let’s make this simple for you since you missed the point of my comment…
There is NO Christian Pokemon. Zip, nada, none.
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Loved the article about how Pokemon looks like IRL. If you’re going to add more pictures, I’ll be happy to give you the names of the Pokemon, so you won’t confuse your readers. But right now, stick to Legend of Zelda. ChristWire has called it a “Christian game”. http://christwire.org/2011/11/a-holy-video-game-to-save-non-believers/
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3:54 am
“you can see the developers at Blizzard Games (the Japanese porno company behind this game and others like World of Warcraft and Skyrim) ”
*facepalm* I don’t know how I missed this the first time…It’s like they think Blizzard is the only game developer out there…
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7:12 am
Obviously, these Pokemon games are like a gateway drug for children before they move on to more explicit game content like skyrimming and shooting up “skooma”.
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2:40 pm
Ugh. You people really are this idiotic aren’t you?
1. Lickitounge. Not Lesbiatounge. Not even gonna go into that
2. Parasect. Not Parshashroom. The is no move called MJ grasstype, and after you use sleep, it says “your pokemon’s health is fully restored!”
3. Togepi. Not ToGayPee. I just can’t even comprehend how stupid that description is I’m not gonna go into it either. Same with Snooki, since it was explained before.
You know what? The pokemon descriptions are so stupid they prove themselves wrong, so I’m gonna stop there.
“Pokemon is an evil Japanese video game meant to teach children about anime and perversion. Pokemon is literally the Japanese word for “Pok” (perverted thrust) “emon” (prostate monster)”
Pokemon was created in Japan yes, but in Japan, it’s called Pocket Monsters. The name “Pokemon” was created in America, so blame America on the name if you have these kinds of problems with it. Pokemon is just Pocket Monsters shortened (POK from Pocket and MON from Monsters). And Anime isn’t Japanese for pornography. Anime is Animation shortened you ignoramus.
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3:36 pm
Actually some anime are pornography such as hentai, yaoi, and yuri.
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5:24 pm
While thats true…Try telling the Christwire folk that…They think “anime” is the word for porn…
They like you Ex-Otaku, perhaps you can be the one they’ll listen to…
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5:29 pm
Ex-Otaku, I do know about the whole “hentai, yaoi, and yuri” stuff. All I said was that Anime was not Japanese for pornography. There are different types of Anime (Shojo, Shonen, Yuri, Yaoi, Hentai etc.) like different types of cartoons (Intended for: Boys, Girls, Teens, Babies, Adults, etc.)
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5:39 pm
I can’t believe that you are advocating pornography for teens, but saying you want babies to watch it, that is just horrific. You are a sex pervert, and should be put in a mental hospital or a jail.
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6:30 pm
Once again Bruce you fail to read. Mentally handicap person would be able to read it correctly yet you can’t.
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12:30 am
Does that mean you should be put in jail… after all you are a ‘Sex Pervert’ aren’t you
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7:23 am
Hello. I’m new here to this site but been reading about your articles for a little over a year now. Since I now made an account (after reading many), I would like to have an input on them as those who have been here longer than I, already have.
Here is a little story for you Christwire folk: It started simply as a hobby of Satoshi Tajiri, (created and founder of Pocket Monsters, or American English “Pokèmon”), who as a child had a fondness for catching insects and tadpoles near his home in suburban Tokyo. Over time, Tajiri decided to put his idea of catching creatures into practice, to give children the same thrills he had.
With the help of Ken Sugimori, and other friends, Tajiri formed Game Freak and much later the design studio known as Creatures. Earlier designs resulted in what was first know as “Capsule Monsters”, which in Tajiris’ earlier years, had already made concept artwork when he was bug collecting as a child.
Long story short, after working with the final designs with Ken Sugimori and Game Freak, they then worked with Nintendo to put Pocket Monsters on the video game market as the final product. When the games hit America back in the 90′s, America had changed the name to “Pokèmon” to shorten the original title. Also, while the game had came out during its earlier years, Nintendo also had made a trading card game to go along with it as well.
So, what you call an “evil Japanese game” was actually quite harmless since the origin came from a young boy who enjoyed his time bug collecting.
As for the names of the pic’s, I can see that some people who oppose them have already commented on it that they are undoubtedly, incorrect. I will however, applaud for the artwork that the fans had made.
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7:34 am
That’s the origin of Pokemon? Man, that is amazing…I’ve never heard that before. Thank you for sharing!
Also, welcome to the fray…Brace yourself…
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7:39 am
From what I could find, this is to be the origin of game(s) from what I understand.
Thank you! And, I will.
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7:56 am
Satan was the origin of these games, then the homogays took them over from him, but gays and Satan are good friends, so there wasn’t a fight.
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8:17 am
A young boy, born before you ever were and wasn’t pampered, is considered a Satanist for doing something he loved doing and wanted other children his age to enjoy? Gays had nothing to do with him having a hobby, let alone had influenced him to create the games in the 90′s.
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8:34 am
A man born in 1965 is not older than me, Child. I also know that he sold his soul to Satan for riches in order to create this travesty. Satoshi Tajiri couldn’t stand having a real job, selling Nissan cars, so he asked the dark lord to help him. He was an awful artist, so Satan said “I’ll make you famous with Japanese porn called ‘Anime’, none of those slanty-eyed jerks can draw things either.”
I know my history of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh, so don’t argue with me again!!!
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11:41 am
” I also know that he sold his soul to Satan for riches in order to create this travesty.”
“I know my history of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh, so don’t argue with me again!!!”
Bruce you don’t know anything whatsoever. You’re just an idiot with a big ego…
Pokemon has nothing to do with Satan
Nothing to do with gay people
Nothing to do with porn.
If I were you I’d stay away from your computer because everytime you touch your keyboard, nothing but moronic rambling comes from it.
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1:39 pm
You are not aware of the evil that Satan is bringing into the home with this game! You are wrong and have no basis for your facts! Pokemon is actually based on the Egyptian book of death NOT “bug hunting”.
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8:46 am
I wasn’t attempting to argue for I was separating fact from fiction. I was giving some insight of what had become of the games. I apologize for my comment about the age. I haven’t read enough articles on here to find out how old you are and should have asked beforehand. I only ask for you not to call me a child, that is all.
Still, my point being about Mr. Tarjiri having a hobby as a kid of bug collecting had no impact from gays at all. He did what he loved doing in his younger years and that was what it really mattered to him. I’m sure you, heck, all of us even, had something in our childhood that we all enjoyed doing during those years. Mine was legos.
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9:08 am
Mine hobby was reading the Bible and believing in God. I will pray for your “Lego” affliction and hope that you don’t spread it to others.
http://christwire.org/2012/03/legos-how-one-vulgar-ambidextrous-toy-opened-the-door-for-gay-marriage-in-denmark/
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9:19 am
So Enigma is not so much of an enigma after all!
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9:24 am
It’s only a title. Popped in my head when I was signing up is all.
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9:22 am
I have also read the bible and believed in God. But I enjoyed the other things in life and became more focused on being happy than concerned about faith.
Thank you for the link. I’ve read it before a few months ago to which I had then laughed because I thought it was silly.
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9:32 am
You laughed at it??? You must be a Norwegian type then because nobody laughs at Stephenson Billings journalism, except the Dutch.
http://christwire.org/2011/06/are-you-a-dutch-you-might-be-the-devil/
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9:37 am
To be all fair, I’m not Dutch, nor do I live within that region. But yes, I did chuckle a little while reading it at work.
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11:43 am
“…because nobody laughs at Stephenson Billings journalism”
EVERYONE laughs at Billing’s “journalism”.
It’s really hard to not laugh sometimes.
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I laugh at them =)
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10:02 am
I’m Tom Riddle and I have Christian values.
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10:03 am
Dirty mixed breeds. They’re just as bad as werewolves. Only purebloo- I mean Christian, American, white males should live!
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3:24 pm
This is the most stupid thing i have ever read about pokemons… also Snooki and that dinosaur are not a pokemon… Neither it naruto… Naruto is an different anime and character… that pokemon is eevee…
“This Pokemon has Satanic symbol written all over its body. The diamond shape means diamond back rattle snake, the egg, a symbol of lesbianism. ToGayPee is a symbol of Satan corrupting Eve in the garden of Eden, leaving Adam all alone with himself and sinful thoughts. It makes him want to touch himself and ‘To Gay Pee”, that is, to touch your twaddle dandy until a gay’s pee comes out and you moan in sin. Why are you parents letting your children still play this game?”
Diamon shapes? In the original pictures you see triangles. It’s even so in the anime. So there is no satanic symbols. Also how could you think of such a name? To gay pee? Wtf is wrong with you? Do you really think that kids think of such names when they watch pokemon? I can tell you that they don’t care about it. It’s togeepi and not “to gay pee”. Stop making things out and get real… you have issues.
Won’t even comment other ones, because it’s such a made out bullshit that i can’t rellay belive how brainless some people are with making things out.
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10:33 pm
…Do you guys always write about shit even when you don’t know what your talking about because not a single piece of information in this artical is true
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4:23 pm
All I have to say is, I’m Christian, I believe in God, what I don’t believe is that anything that not to “The Bible” is something from the devil, also that you people are Christians.
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4:59 pm
…There’s no way in hell (or heaven [pun intended])that this website is legitimate. It’s too fucking funny. If people take this seriously, I have no sympathy… It’s your choice to be extremely feeble- and close-minded.
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6:21 pm
All these jimmies hath been rustled.
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8:10 pm
I have given up on humanity… ._.
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