Should Obama use the Nuclear Option to Eliminate Joseph Kony?
(chrisTwire)—The recent viral phenomenon that is Kony 2012 has raised serious questions about the ability and willingness of Obama to use American might, technology, and influences to protect the people of the world from injustice. Syria, Egypt, Canada, Iraq, Afghanistan, and now Uganda all highlight our current administrations foreign policy and more importantly humanitarian failures.
Obama has only proven himself to be a coward. While American televisions are flooded with senseless injustices, while young boys are given guns and told to go kill and young girls are tuned into sex slaves, he spends his time filling out NCAA brackets instead of helping to govern the world as a proper American president should. America has been given the gift of peace prosperity and leadership. These are not only to be seen as blessing but as a sign from the heavens that the world is our responsibility.
And what should a proper American president do? Intervene, but intervene responsibly. It is senseless to send American troops to fight an African warlord in the jungles of central Africa. It is his home territory. We would easily get bogged down in a new Vietnam. In World War Two we ended the war with Japan with nuclear weapons. Shamefully we have not used them since, but instead have sent American sons to die in wars they did not have to fight. We can correct this situation and Obama can increase his popularity amongst conservative voters by eliminating Kony and his “Lord’s Resistance Army” with nuclear weapons.
The Lord’s Resistance Army is confined to an area in northern Uganda. While this area is a nightmare for ground troops it is a perfect area to use strategic nuclear weapons. The low population density and diverse terrain are exactly what a large yield thermonuclear warhead is designed to handle. We could easily be celebrating a “mission accomplished” within hours of deciding we are willing.
A cost savings benefit for American taxpayers
In addition to eliminating Kony 2012, we can actually realize a fiscal benefit for America with the nuclear option. Because of arms treaties we have to disassemble and dispose of our current nuclear arsenal. This is very expensive. By using these weapons instead of dismantling them we will realize a huge financial windfall for the American taxpayer. Maybe even resulting in rebate checks like we saw under the leadership of George W Bush. In addition to the savings incurred from not having to dismantle and dispose, there will be ample opportunities for American companies and contractors to move in and fill the void left by the elimination of Joseph Kony. It truly is a win-win for everyone.
Japan as an example of nuclear success
Japan is a perfect example of a country that has done great after experiencing a nuclear love tap at the hands of America. Japan was instantly transformed from a feudal culture to an industrial one and has now even recently transformed itself into one of the world’s few service based economies like the United States. Ask any Japanese person there opinion on the matter and they will agree that their country has come a long way since we leveled it almost 70 years ago.
President Obama, will you continue to cower like you have the first three years of your presidency, or will you turn this final year into a respectable one and do the right thing?It is time to nuke Joseph Kony
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3:49 pm
I thought you people hated Kony 2012 if you dont good. But you cant nuke uganda because.
1. It would kill millions of innocents who aren’t in Kony’s army the L.R.A. including the innocent children he kidnaps so it would kinda defeat the purpose of invading in the first place.
2. Uganda has its own government so we would destroy them as well despite the fact they are innocent.
3. We dont know exactly where he is so we woud have to nuke a large radius which leads to points 1 and 2
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9:24 pm
couldn’t have said it better myself, AA
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3:58 pm
Whatever happened to the masturbator guy? He was all over the news then went to jail and haven;t heard of him since. Shouldn’t he have a trial or something or did Obama already pardon the pervert?
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4:01 pm
Do you think that Obama is like some kind of super nanny, getting into cases that don’t concern the united states as a whole? Damn you’re petty, trying to use ANY situation to slam Obama, even if it’s completely irrelevant. What, when you spill milk to bitch about Obama, do you think he’s responsible whenever you act like an idiot, do you think it’s Obama’s fault that no one with any common sense would be within five feet of you?
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4:04 pm
Yes, Obama stuffs that big flat nose of his into everyone’s business. I wonder what he and Michelle get into in the White House. Hope the next prez has the place bleached down good and sure.
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4:20 pm
I’d certainly like proof of how he does that, considering you’re nothing but a petty bastard.
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4:03 pm
August, have you ever considered a run for political office. I love your way of thinking and would be happy to contribute my wealth to your Super-Pac. It’s so sad that Obama is conspiring to bow before Russia and to get rid of all our nukes, leaving countries like this without the fear of American judgment.
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4:11 pm
f August became president I would leave this country, our founding fathers would weep. The rites of anyone who is not a white, christian, straight would be trampled upon, and a dark age would begin in this country.
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4:19 pm
Our founding fathers made this country for “White, Christian straight’ to not be trampled upon, but look what’s happened.
You do know how freedom, land-owning and rights worked in 1776, don’t you son? If so, you are either a hypocrite or don’t respect our founding fathers.
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4:23 pm
Thomas jefferson was atheist, and by the way we have made amendments to the constitution the founding fathers were right about some things wrong about others.
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4:23 pm
No, they made the government of this country for the sake of escaping the evils of tyranny and no proper form of representation. You, however, are more than willing to put up a tyranny and force people to follow your rules that not even you bother to follow in the first place.
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8:26 pm
So you’re telling me the blacks enjoyed all the freedoms they have now in 1776? In how many states was gay marriage legal? Did they think abortions were fun and games?
I’m sure Thomas Jefferson broke bread with his Mammy all the time. Is that what you’re telling me? When they said all men are created equal, they considered their slaves to be men and not property?
What was that whole fiasco we had here in the 1860s? Democrats still seem pretty miffed over the whole thing and still hate Abe Lincoln.
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8:36 pm
Yeah, kinda funny how people were fucking this country over even back then, huh. Oh, and do remember that way back when, CONSERVATIVES were the slave-owning, black-hating populace, and even if you want to try to avoid the fact that Democrats were the conservative party back then, do remember that Republicans were more than willing and happy to discriminate against black people to insane amounts. Back then, if you were black, you were fucked no matter which party you agreed with.
“Democrats still seem pretty miffed over the whole thing and still hate Abe Lincoln”
You mean Conservatives hate Abe Lincoln since if it wasn’t for him, you would still be able to own people as property.
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1:11 pm
You are a child. You would have to ask your mommy and daddy for permission to leave the country, but I whole heartedly support you leaving. Maybe go to Uganda? Maybe kony can give you an Ak-47 and make you into a decent respectable man.
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6:15 pm
Why haven’t you dropped dead yet? I bet Satan has a nice little corner for your ass in hell.
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4:24 pm
I can’t say anything now Adam. But Idaho has a class II senate seat currently held by my friend Jim Risch coming up in 2014. The wife and I expect to make a final decision later this spring about our future.
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8:49 pm
August is a coward!
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1:13 pm
Let me know how I can contibute August!
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4:28 pm
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-memes-cliff-notes-to-the-bible1.jpg
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4:33 pm
I saw this the other day…Crazy stuff
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9:59 pm
finally there is not a lot of “pink”
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5:04 pm
There is no valid purpose in expending US resources on yet another tinpot black leader. They’re a dime a dozen. Who wants Africa anyway? Leave it to the despots with their guns. With any luck, they’ll shoot each other and take out a few towelheads too. Good riddance.
And what of the problems on our native soil? Who cares about them? We have a Kenyan anarchist in the White House, shaming everything great that this nation has achieved. Give me a firehose and I’m sure those people would clear out and quick.
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10:01 pm
you surley don’t know what is Hidden in africa don’t you ?
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1:14 pm
ebola.
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7:29 pm
So you want America to Nuke Kony, whom we have NO clue is at and has not been active in a long time. And by doing this kill millions of innocent people right? And you won’t care because they aren’t white right?
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8:16 pm
Hussein Obama and Kony are close friends he is not going to nuke him.
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8:20 pm
Just like a Christian. To lie, lie and lie again.
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8:21 pm
You just love saying stupid stuff, don’t you?
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8:37 pm
My comment is 100,000,000% based on FACT, look at this evidence:
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8:38 pm
How long did it take you to whip that up in MS Paint? 10 minutes?
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8:41 pm
That is a completely unaltered picture, any expert will tell you that it is real.
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8:42 pm
Yep, it checks out.
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8:42 pm
are you nuts not only can I see the places where Kony’s face was put I can see the cutting along obama’s body and a gray edge.
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8:44 pm
There is a light source shining on Kony’s face but not on obama’s also the person is behind obama but part of Kony’s face is over obama’s ear.
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8:45 pm
So CR, you mean to tell me that Kony’s hair completely cuts off part of his head at a perfect horizontal level and can face the other direction of his head while Obama has grey outlines around his neck and head at all times? There’s also the fact that the picture used is the same picture that’s all over the internet, you weren’t even trying with this one, were you?
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8:55 pm
“Obama has grey outlines around his neck and head at all times”
Nice catch, i believe the grey outline is Satanic energy coming out of Obama.
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8:57 pm
That makes no sense, they are only at his ear and it is clearly a grey background, wouldn’t satanic lines be red?
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8:40 pm
That is so obviously photo shoped it is literally mind boggling.
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8:57 pm
Your tiny atheist mind can’t handle the truth, i feel sorry for you.
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8:59 pm
The truth that you are an idiot who expects us to belief this, I feel sorry for you, you waste your days praying to a god who isn’t there when you could be enjoying your life and helping the world. You have one life, dont waste it in a pew.
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9:04 pm
I’m honestly suprised he even made something like he did…I half expected some stick figure drawing…
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9:01 pm
This photo and what it implies is devastating to the Odumbo administration. Should I even waste my time wondering why the LAMEstream media hasn’t shown it yet?
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6:18 pm
A) Photoshop is a lovely thing isn’t?
B) That percent is mathematically impossible
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8:26 pm
I wonder if his number will come up? maybe Mistress Pinkamena will permit a stretch in the rules for the occasion: she can find anyone and we are always in need of fresh ingredients.
http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/This+made+me+think+of+the+Cupcakes+fanfic+_db785998a8a5058bcf96659f19438896.jpg
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8:36 pm
Are you a clopper? cause if you are, not cool.
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8:38 pm
So you’re saying the cupcakes could be ready soon?! What are we waiting for?
Ps, your link dosen’t seem to go where I think you meant it to
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8:40 pm
I hope he isn’t a clopper.
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8:44 pm
I take it you’ve never read Cupcakes?
Also, cloppers may be different, but they are still Bronies AA. Where’s the love and tolerance?
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8:49 pm
Cupcakes are one thing I have read some, but cloppers, I mean come on, thats just wrong, it shows the brony community in a bad light. The 34th rule still applies but when it comes to MLP it gets a little creepy.
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8:57 pm
Rule 34 makes anything it touches creepy…But if someone enjoys the show an happens to be cloppers, they are still Bronies.
Even without the cloppers, Bronies would still be seen in a bad light just because we watch a girl’s show. No matter what, people will still look down on us.
Whenever Apricot and I reference Pinkamena, we’re referring to the Pinkie Pie from the Cupcakes story
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9:03 pm
I havent followed that, but the problem is when the cloppers post fics everywhere it portrays us in a bad light, cupcakes aren’t my cup of tea, I dont even like fanfics I just watch the show, but cloppers, thats just freaky, I know I am being judgmental but… well maybe you are right maybe I should be more accepting.
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9:12 pm
There are A LOT of fanfics out there though that aren’t clop fics though…Many of which are pretty good, I’m even reading one from a friend as he’s writing it. It contains absolutely nothing sexual and it’s still fantastic.
Like I said, Bronies are perpetually stuck in the bad light, most people won’t change how they view us (Take the CW flock for example) we may as well have as many allies as we can.
I’m not saying you need to become a clopper, I’m not even a clopper, I’m just saying you shouldn’t be so quick to shun them.
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9:14 pm
Huh?! Where did AA’d comments go!?
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9:18 pm
I posted a response saying I changed my mind, it didnt post.
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9:49 pm
Outerboroughs, you disgust me in your support for sickos who make pornography out of a little girls’ cartoon.
What would you say to the parents of a little girl who had accidentally googled that filth?
Typical of Anonymous Atheist to abandon his semblance of moral principle the second he starts getting peer pressured by your filthy herd.
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10:01 pm
I’m gonna say this once and only to you exbrony. Fuck off.
Im not a clopper and I don’t see how they get off on those kinds of pics. But if they like the show as well, who am I to deny then as Bronies?
There’s a difference between Bronies who watch the show and are cloppers and the weirdos who just clop without being fans of the show. I’m defending those who watch and enjoy the show, I’m not goin to shun them for personal preference that’s there own life and I have no say in it.
It’s not like porn based of cartoons is a new thing, Rule 34 has and will always ruin and scar people, not just the MLP kind. Rule 34 is a horrifying rule for anybody.
I really don’t think I peer pressured him, if he continues to look down on cloppers, I’ll butt out of his business.
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10:10 pm
You know what, I’m saying for the whole “fuck off” thing…That was uncalled for. I’m just in a crappy mood because I’m sick and after reading my comment, I relize there was no point in that. So sorry exbrony, you of all people on he didn’t deserve that…I do stand by everything else though.
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10:18 pm
O, when I read that my first thought was that it did not sound like typical you. You are better than the rest. Thank you for being you.
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10:22 pm
August, just to clear something up for me. When you first read which I my above comments? I have like 5 and not sure which one you’re taking about.
And calling me “O” is actually kind of cool, better than when everyone else purposely misspells my name…So thank you for that August
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10:34 pm
O, I was referring to when you swore and then took it back before anyone even called you on it. That takes class. I just wish others would follow your lead.
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10:42 pm
Oh that, well I really believe that is was pointless…Like I said, I’m sick and I’m never in the happiest of moods when sick…
I don’t think others are in the wrong for swearing…I just try not to…Swearing just isn’t me…Well, most of the time…
Anyway, I’ll make sure to keep myself in check. Thank you August.
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2:09 am
Rottenboroughs,
You say: “There’s a difference between Bronies who watch the show and are cloppers and the weirdos who just clop without being fans of the show.”
The point is that these people are vile, irresponsible sickos for making pornography out of a children’s cartoon and putting it on the internet, where children will inevitably stumble across it.
Whether or not they are fans of the show is irrelevant.
“I’m defending those who watch and enjoy the show”
In other words: You’re defending sickos who make pornography out of a children’s cartoon and put it on the internet, where children will inevitably see it.
I’m disappointed. I expected much better from you.
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2:13 am
Annoying Atheist also displays his moral and intellectual bankruptcy when he says:
“the problem is when the cloppers post fics everywhere it portrays us in a bad light”
No concern for the children who see this filth, just concern for how HE looks.
Pathetic.
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9:54 am
I’m not happy that children may stumble upon Rule34 pics. In fact it frightens me to think of what happens when a child stumbles upon some. So honestly, If I could make it so Rule34 didn’t exist, I would in a heartbeat.
Look, I’ll tell you the reason I defend cloppers. I happen to be a Brony with a fetish that I’m positive you guys would condemn (Don’t worry, it’s not Rule34 or even porn related but at this time I’d rather not go into details). Even so, I love the show and am still a Brony. If I shunned the cloppers for what they like, I’d be a hypocrite.
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10:16 pm
” If I shunned the cloppers for what they like, I’d be a hypocrite.”
What about paedophile bronies? Would you defend their rape of children just because they like the same TV show as you?
What about neo-Nazi bronies? Does being a brony give you a free pass on everything?
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10:24 pm
Now you’re treading into different territory there.
Pedophiles are doing something illegal, even if they are Bronies I’m not going to agree with what they do.
Neo-Nazis are racist bastards. Not going to agree with them either.
I’ll simplify those so hopefully there are no holes you decide to exploit.
I’ll defend the Bronies with different, perfectly legal personal preferences. Oh wait…Neo-Nazism isn’t illegal…Crap, I can’t think I how to word this…
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10:34 pm
Cloppers ARE doing something illegal — infringing on intellectual property rights. Though I’m sure you don’t believe in those either.
Legality and morality are not the same thing anyway. Many things that are legal are immoral.
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10:39 pm
How is looking at porn illegal?
Also, I know the difference between immoral and illegal.
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10:47 pm
Rottenboroughs, What is illegal is infringing on intellectual property rights.
“I know the difference between immoral and illegal.”
Then why do you try to defend people who make pornography out of children’s cartoons on the (patently incorrect) grounds that it’s legal?
It isn’t legal and it certainly isn’t moral.
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10:54 pm
Wait, doesn’t throwing up a disclaimer stating you don’t own the original property sorta protect against that sorta thing?
LOok, we can still debate the legality of this, but as for morality, I do (what I assume is ) some immoral stuff as well, that’s why I’d be a hypocrite to shun them.
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10:59 pm
No disclaimer protects you against infringement of copyright unless it falls under “fair use”. Making pornography out of children’s cartoons does not fall under “fair use”.
“I do … some immoral stuff as well, that’s why I’d be a hypocrite to shun them.”
Then you’d also be a hypocrite to shun serial killers, wouldn’t you?
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11:03 pm
Gah…This is why I prefer not to argue with you…You have this uncanny ability to twist my own words against me…Starting to get confused…
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11:11 pm
I’m not trying to twist your words. All I’m doing is pointing out a contradiction.
I’m just trying to help you think more clearly.
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11:16 pm
I get where you’re coming from…But throwing this contradictions at me just confuses me…
I mean, I defend cloppers because I understand why people don’t like them…But then you point out all this other stuff and now I can’t even think how to counter you…
I’m almost to the point were surrendering this argument to you would be the best course of action…
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11:24 pm
“But throwing this contradictions at me just confuses me…”
Fair go! It was your contradiction in the first place.
“I’m almost to the point were surrendering this argument to you would be the best course of action”
Why do you think of it in such adversarial terms? Why not just think of it you having changed an opinion?
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11:31 pm
But my opinion didn’t really change…I still defend cloppers…Just now I might need to think of a way to patch up the holes in my defense…
“Fair go! It was your contradiction in the first place.”
So me being confused on my contradictions was my contradiction? This is going over my head…Sorry, but can you elaborate on this?
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11:37 pm
“I still defend cloppers…Just now I might need to think of a way to patch up the holes in my defense…”
Good grief. I thought you were being reasonable. But all along you’ve just been clinging to an indefensible position and now you’re trying to think up ways of justifying it to yourself.
If you really think that there is nothing wrong with making pornography out of a children’s cartoon and putting it on the internet where children will inevitably see it, there’s nothing I can say that will sway you.
Good day to you.
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11:45 pm
When did it ever look like I was changing my opinion?
I know why I defend cloppers. Even if you don’t understand, it dosen’t matter.
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2:13 am
Richard Nixon: “If the president does it, it isn’t illegal.”
Rottenboroughs: “If a brony does it, it isn’t immoral.”
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9:23 pm
no, we obama should not, because, it would kill millions of innocent children, and that would ruin the point of helping uganda.
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10:05 pm
It worked for Japan.
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10:06 pm
We were at war with Japan. Surely you’re sober enough to remember that.
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10:12 pm
And we are at war with bronie 2012.
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10:19 pm
Bronie?
Please tell me this is a typo…
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10:21 pm
No, you’re just stupid and insane.
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10:06 pm
Back then it was still wrong. America picked those cities because it was all citizens.
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10:14 pm
Revisionist. You make me sick.
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10:17 pm
You make me sick period. All you do is talk about killing everything not white, speak about all other races as being lower beings, and admitted to liking Hitler and being a member of the KKK. If there is a hell (which I hope there is for your case) then you are one of the many that belong there.
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10:20 pm
You did not know my dad!
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10:22 pm
You also seem to can’t read well. No where in my comment state anything about your dad. Guess the Billing’s plague is spreading.
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10:22 pm
So you’re saying that you and your dad are members of the KKK, August?
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10:28 pm
I read it fine. I will not let you slander my father. He risked his life sneaking out of Soviet occupied Germany in 1945 before moving to Argentina with his colleagues and then to settle in Idaho before his death.
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10:32 pm
Here is what I typed
“You make me sick period. All you do is talk about killing everything not white, speak about all other races as being lower beings, and admitted to liking Hitler and being a member of the KKK. If there is a hell (which I hope there is for your case) then you are one of the many that belong there.”
Please, tell me where I wrote ANYTHING about your father.
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10:38 pm
So August admits that his father is a Nazi then.
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1:16 am
99% of those cities were civilian everyone know that collateral damage my ass
they even wanted to surrender before the first bomb being launched
yet they continued it ( actually truman didnt wanted to launch the bomb)
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2:26 am
Ex-Christian betrays his ignorance yet again. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were chosen because they were among the most strategically important targets that hadn’t already been levelled by American air raids.
Not “because it was all citizens” (by which I imagine you mean “civilians”). Quite to the contrary.
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10:06 pm
you will waste Millions to launch a Nuke just on one guys ?
seriously ??
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10:11 pm
Did you not read the article? There will clearly be a cost savings.
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10:13 pm
You will really risk millions of lives that no part in this?
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10:21 pm
Think of the rebate checks!
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10:21 pm
You’re more than happy to kill people for a quick buck, aren’t you?
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1:18 am
you will destroy Millions of life and many ressource in uguanda for 1 guy ?
why you think you didnt launch nuke in iraq and afghanistan ? simply because you are not at war with the country
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12:57 pm
There are plenty more where they come from, in fact there are stockpiles of nukes and there’s no shortage of natives.
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1:09 pm
Exactly!
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1:50 pm
tell me are you pro life or pro choice ?
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10:50 pm
“The recent viral phenomenon that is Kony 2012 has raised serious questions about the ability and willingness of Obama to use American might, technology, and influences to protect the people of the world from injustice.”
He can use it. He has used it. This is just frivolous, though. The previous administrations also just sat around doing nothing. Also, America comes first when it comes to American aid.
“Intervene, but intervene responsibly. It is senseless to send American troops to fight an African warlord in the jungles of central Africa.”
Very good idea there. Drones, artillery, and jets, however, would be an excellent option. If you could get past the fact that his army is a bunch of enslaved children.
“The Lord’s Resistance Army is confined to an area in northern Uganda. While this area is a nightmare for ground troops it is a perfect area to use strategic nuclear weapons. The low population density and diverse terrain are exactly what a large yield thermonuclear warhead is designed to handle. We could easily be celebrating a “mission accomplished” within hours of deciding we are willing.”
They’ve left Uganda, actually. Still in the jungle, though. And the rest of the paragraph actually relies on logic, good work.
“In addition to eliminating Kony 2012, we can actually realize a fiscal benefit for America with the nuclear option. Because of arms treaties we have to disassemble and dispose of our current nuclear arsenal. This is very expensive. By using these weapons instead of dismantling them we will realize a huge financial windfall for the American taxpayer. Maybe even resulting in rebate checks like we saw under the leadership of George W Bush. In addition to the savings incurred from not having to dismantle and dispose, there will be ample opportunities for American companies and contractors to move in and fill the void left by the elimination of Joseph Kony. It truly is a win-win for everyone.”
This is childish, but quite effective logic, and based on facts. However, the George Bush rebate checks came right before the economic collapse. And do we really want Americans anywhere near the blast site? Even if they do want to fill the void left by Kony?
“Japan is a perfect example of a country that has done great after experiencing a nuclear love tap at the hands of America. Japan was instantly transformed from a feudal culture to an industrial one and has now even recently transformed itself into one of the world’s few service based economies like the United States.”
Japan industrialized after European contact, not after the bomb. They were industrialized before they entered WWII. That’s how they took over so much territory.
Nukes are always an attractive option, especially so in this case, but the environmental impact is really too great. Imagine all those jungle plants (plants in the jungle are statistically more likely to have pharmaceutical benefits) going up in radioactive blast waves.
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1:04 pm
Joseph Kony is my personal friend and I will not support this talk of nuking him and his people. They are good christian folk trying to bring christianity to the people of Africa that still practice the barbaric voodoo and muslimism
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6:02 pm
really, susan? i knew you were extremist, but this is going too far
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