Andy Biersack Steals 900 Year Old Heart from Cathedral
The black heart of Saint Laurence O’Toole can be seen here in the Christ Church Cathedral of Dublin, only days before it was stolen by the Black Veiled Brides. It is said they plan to use this heart for dark ritual and necromancing, as they promised on their devil anthem song The Ritual.The vampire cult known as the Black Veil Bride armies have started their annual Blood Moon Spring Harvest rituals again. Last night, shocked authorities in Dublin, Ireland, responded to distressed phone calls saying ‘black clothed witches’ had stolen upon the cathedral at midnight and stolen the heart under the near-fall’s blood moon. The notorious emosexual and dark metal rocker Andy Biersack is said to be the mastermind behind the theft.
St. Laurence O’Toole is the patron saint of Dublin. His heart is typically kept in a reinforced iron cage as seen in the image. The heart has safely remained in the cage for over 900 years, though historical records show the descendents of Vlad Tepes have repeatedly attempted to steal the heart to gain ‘immortality’ and the ability to raise the dead.
Eyewitnesses state ‘hundreds of girls with horrible hair and unusually poor makeup stood guard outside the church, their leather skirts and corsets not giving their shivering bodies much warmth. Inside, footage shows who appears to be a less masculine member of KISS prying O’Toole’s heart box with a crowbar’.
Further reports to CNN confirmed what we all expected: theBlack Veil Brides army were behind this attack. For those not in the know, Constable Mark Harris warns, “The Black Veiled Bride army are the modern incarnation of the Cult of Vlad Tepes. These youngsters let blood and do drugs, hallucinating and worshiping Satan as they listen to dark metal music. Their habits and traditions are those of ancient Translyvania and they should be considered rabid and dangerous.” The Constable also warns, ‘do not approach them or they may bite you.’
Officials report that the small wooden box that holds the heart was also damaged. The wood of this box was made from the very wood that pierced that heart of Vlad Tepes and ended the olde age of vampyres and Bubonic plague. High clergy fears that with this heart being in Satanic hands, the Black Veil Brides may join with other ‘emo’ bands like Marilyn Manson and Jimmy Eat World, singing songs of darkness and throwing a massive concert where they shoot drugs and drink each other’s blood, a recipe one priest claims can ‘raise the corpse of the dead’.
Are the Black Veil Brides trying to raise Vlad Tepes from the dead, so he can become the new ‘feature singer’ of their Satan music band?
Sources in Ireland believe this is the case. Police who worked the crime scene reported the heart theft to be ‘truly awful and strange’, furthermore stating they were very ‘shocked and saddened’ by all of this sickness. Most astounding of all, is that despite the limited security footage and eye-witness accounts of the BVB army being outside the temple, ‘there is no evidence or sign of break-in’.
Police report no other valuables, including gold candle sticks, were stolen from the cathedral. Only the heart is missing.
Looking at the intensely chilling words from Black Veil Brides song ‘Ritual’, we can see they may have procured this heart to sing this song and then raise Vlad Tepes from the dead, so he can become the new frontman for their band. Let’s have a look:
BLACK VEIL BRIDES – RITUAL
Lyrics
Praying for what your heart brings
Thoughts of escape and bloodshot eyes
You’re barely sleeping no longer dreaming
Now what you do to feel alive?
In this stanza, we see they claim they are ‘praying’. Praying to who, we may ask? Satan! Who else would condone wearing all those black clothes and unnatural playing of guitar crescendos! There is nothing holy about dallying about with a B suspended second barre, then relieving the ears with a F sharp deception, Jacob Jinxx! Don’t think we missed oout on that mind altering Satanic Drop C bass tuning, Ashley Purtty! Let’s continue!
“Thoughts of escape and bloodshot eyes, you’re BARELY SLEEPING NO LONGER DREAMING, NOW WHAT YOU DO TO FEEL ALIVE”
Always dressed in sleek black clothing and having a severe infatuation with drug tainted blood, Vlad Tepes is largely considered to be the father of vampirism and emosexuality. Tales of old detail this man’s bloodthirsty taste for warfare, rebellion against religion, love of Satanic black clothing and singing like a strangle female cat in his spare time. The Black Veil Brides are surely his children, and they are trying to raise dear poppa from the dead, so he can help them corrupt more of our children with his gothy music.
Here, we see they are talking about raising the dead. That is called necromancing. In my gut I can tell they are asking this question to their dark lord, Vlad Tepes. They are raising him from the dead and they have taken the heart of pure to do so. What sort of madness are our children listening to, parents. Do you know this music is making your child a complicit corpse raider necromancer! What’s next:
Rise up and celebrate your life
We’re not alone in our ritual
Sing for what you feel inside
Becoming one with our ritual
There you see it yourself! “Rise up and celebrate your life.” They are speaking directly to the devil! They are telling the demon of Vlad Tepes to be like the Walking Dead, just getting up from his grave after God gave him an eternal timeout! They are breaking the rules and tinkling with Satanic ritual! My anger boils to know they probably are saying some Harry Potter spell lines in Latin to make sure the spell sticks. “Sing for what you feel inside.” Here, they are foreshadowing that Tepes will be the leader singer for the Black Veil Brides on their next world tour. If your children have tickets, burn them up and tell your pastor!
Singing songs of the old days
Try to remember what’s gone by
Stronger in new ways don’t care what they say
This is your life it’s time to rejoice
In this stanza, the Black Veiled Brides are promising to update their ancient lord about all that’s happened since Christians wiped him and Bubonic plague out by stuffing all the mouths of all old vampires with bricks. As we know from folklore, vampires always get stronger the more young blood they get, so if your daughter is going to a BVB or any other emosexual concert this spring, be warned! They will make her let some blood so they can feed it to Count Emo, to make him more powerful and Satanic.
Just from the first verses of this song, we can see what’s going on here. It’s definitely terrifying.
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Author: Mike Watson
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How frightful!
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10:02 am
Truly terrifying. I am so glad that our proud, albeit small, community is very much in control of what type of things our children are exposed to.
This sort of Satanic debauchery is disgusting at best. These dark evil leathery creatures should be captured & handed over to God for reckoning.
One can only hope they recover the heart in time.
Thank you Brother Watson & bless you for having to script such a gut-wrenching report.
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10:47 am
Damn Whities and the crazy shit they be into. Do yo own thang.
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10:57 am
First Andrew Breitbart and his horrible band offend our eardrums with their poseur Kiss/Motley Crue hybridical “music”, then they offend God by trying to raise the dead? Sickening.
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11:45 am
1. This never happened. There was nothing on the news about it
2. You don’t know shit about poetry. It isn’t about satanic rituals, jackass
Hot debate. What do you think?
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2:13 pm
I actually heard about this on the news today.
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5:05 pm
I love it when they say that. It was front page news on most web sites I checked. Even the liberal ones.
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8:27 pm
After searching the Internet, the only place that has this “news” is this site…No other news site has this story…because its fake..
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9:55 pm
I suppose you did not really check.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gtJ2e.jpg[/IMG]
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10:00 pm
http://www.metro.us/newyork/international/article/1117409–thief-steals-900-year-old-heart-of-saint-laurence-o-toole
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10:41 pm
This story is even in the liberal media, you liar. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/world_now/2012/03/900-year-old-heart.html
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7:42 am
Now I see why I couldn’t find it, I was looking for “Andy Biersack steals the heart.” which comes up with zilch.
So a heart was stolen, But Andy Biersack and BVB had nothing to do with.
All you did was take a true story and sprinkle your own dash of lies to it.
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1:05 pm
How the fuck can he steal this damn heart or whtever it is,when he is on a plane to L.A?XD
Please,tell me that.
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1:12 pm
If you read the article you could see that a legion of emosexuals stole the heart in the name of Biersack.
They will personally deliver the heart to him for some sort of strange black sacrament.
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1:24 pm
I don’t think that Andy could do this.
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3:16 pm
Actually, the article implies that Andy was the one to break into the “rinforced iron cage” with a crowbar.
This whole article is so fake, it’s hilarious.
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2:12 pm
So they are bringing to LA, huh? I don’t think we have Vlad Tepes there, but there are many dead celebrities they can necromance. I wonder who they are going for?
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10:58 pm
Andy doesnt have the fucking heart or cc jinxx ashley and jake because they were on a plane when it happen so how could they do and the bvb army knows better not to steal or do shit that has the devil in it
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3:09 pm
Hahahahaha, this is so fake it’s hilarious!!!!! Keep it up Christwire, your posts make me laugh XD
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5:04 pm
How was he smart enough to pull this off? He must have hired some orientals to help him.
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7:49 am
Good lord man.
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7:49 pm
1st of all it is Biersack . 2nd of all the had nothing to do with that! They are just normal human beings who have a diffrent style and perspective on life than you doesnt mean they are ‘devil worshipers’ Andy is just living his life and dreams and yall are sitting here judgeing him for something he had no apart of. Andy Biersack is one of my idols. He is the one who inspired me to be diffrent by saying Its okay to be a freak and to embrace it. There is nothing wrong with his songs its just a coincidence. Have you ever thought of that? No because you just want some to blame and you blame him because its coincidental that those people listen to BVB and they did that. That doesnt mean they had anything to do with it.
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8:13 pm
Who do I blame for your grammar, punctuation & spelling?
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12:24 pm
your mother.
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10:20 pm
This article makes me laugh, its so fuckin ridiculous!
Are we now a cult? Wut?
Werent they touring in Australia? Where did Ireland come from? Lol
Dont fuck with the song “The Ritual”. I fucking love that song.
Once again, Black Veil Brides is not an anti-religous band and if you werent a fucking dumb fuck you woukd kno that.
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10:25 pm
Andy didn’t do that, he was either in Australia or a plane back to LA. Not to mention the fact that he doesn’t do all this shit that you accuse him of. So, keep talking shit about them, because its all just open stupidity.
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6:13 am
Wow!!! You frigging people are hilarious. I think we all should start writing articles about you all being child molesters,wife beaters, thieves, and porn stars. Then we can sit back and laugh our asses off when you get knocks on your doors from police with search warrants to search your computers for all of your child porn…Just sayin.
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6:46 am
Many posters here at the Chris†wire have been arrested and prosecuted for various sexual and intimidation crimes in the past but I can assure you all have been left wing fanatics. Most were so bent from their hatred of Jesus and love of drugs that they freely admitted to horribly unspeakable crimes only to have transcripts forwarded to law enforcement along with contact information. The Chris†wire administrators don’t screw around when the protection of our valuable children are of high concern.
None of these retched criminals were giggling when the FBI kicked down their doors and I can assure you they aren’t having fun in the prison system especially as they serve their sentences under the constant risk of anal intrusion.
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7:46 am
I wish to violently murder all of christwire using every inhumane technique and horrifying implement I can get my hands on. When I’m through with this, the bodies shall make excellent art for my walls.
Come at me bro. I guarantee nothing can happen to me personally no matter what I say.
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9:25 am
We get death & violence threats all the time. These types of comments get noted & highlighted, along with your other information. Should any of you actually ever have the means, guts or know-how to commit such heinous acts there would be a place to start looking.
It is rather immature to resort to these types of attacks. It makes you look like pointless, non-thinking, ultra-violent idiots. Completely negates anything of any substance you may have said. Not a good method for getting a point across.
I kind of expected a bit more from Ouroboros as you had made some decent commentary at one point. Dragonman is just a frustrated child in high school, so a reaction like this, from a child, is expected.
You should rethink your approach if you’re trying to make a point. Otherwise, you’re just another hater that has voluntarily come to our site to try to force us to bend to your will. We aren’t forcing a thing upon you.
Maybe consider a gamer site or a color by numbers program… Might soothe the OCD & the violent ticks.
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9:42 am
Like all far left fanatics, this one was bound to overstep the boundaries of ethical behavior sooner or later. After all, one cannot hide what is in his or her heart, especially if it’s a demon.
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9:51 am
“Like all far left fanatics,”
Not a fan of the far left. Of course in not a fan of the far right either, I find both insane. How come we have to conform to either one side or the other, why not just form out own opinions.
“in his or her heart, especially if it’s a demon.”
You know what’s in my heart? Blood! Lots of blood. Silly guy, demons don’t exist!
I’m going to apologize in advance because I’m over 48 hours without sleep and when I finally do pass out, I likely won’t remember posting any of this.
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9:57 am
I wish to violently murder all of christwire using every inhumane technique and horrifying implement I can get my hands on. When I’m through with this, the bodies shall make excellent art for my walls.
Is this what they teach you in your pedophile snake religion?
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10:01 am
I don’t have a religion, just a belief. The Ouroboros is just a symbol, I don’t worship it.
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11:58 pm
A religion is a belief.
I don’t drink alcohol, just beer.
See how silly that sounds?
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12:29 pm
Actually, religion implys that I both believe AND worship a god.
I believe in a god, but I don’t worship him. Therefore, I have only a belief.
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7:52 am
I have been planning to rape you all. I plan to first find where August lives. I will then rape his wife and daughter, brutaly murder them, and then toruture him into telling me where the rest of you live, followed by killing him. I will then sell his belongings and burn his house down. I live in Cincinnati Ohio. My intials are M.S. I go to Walnut Hills High
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7:55 am
My medical conditions are Asthma and OCD. Let’s see what happens.
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9:58 am
How could an OCD/asthmatic pull off such things anyhow? You couldn’t sneak up on us, we’d hear your wheezing as you approached or you’d get distracted by something shiny & have to wash your hands twenty-three times.
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11:08 am
My OCD is more with touching things equal times, but yeah, I couldn’t sneak up on anyone. I work out regularly, so my lungs are in good condition. I was trying to see if August would transcript this to the police just for the hell of it.
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9:59 am
“I have been planning to rape you all.”
I implore you to resist your afro-saxon primal urges.
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10:13 am
Does a black person with OCD rob the same 7-11 over & over?
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11:10 am
I don’t rob 7-11s
My problem is that I touch things an equal amount of times. I also eat methodically, like switching hands and chewing with different sides of my mouth per say.I also walk around and talk to myself to straighten out my thoguhts, spcifically while listening to some sort of music.
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11:12 am
“I implore you to resist your afro-saxon primal urges”
But I don’t have any. I was messing with August to see his reaction. I think rape is a deplorable crime.
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11:41 am
You need help.
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11:23 am
“. I also eat methodically, like switching hands and chewing with different sides of my mouth per say.I also walk around and talk to myself to straighten out my thoguhts, spcifically while listening to some sort of music.”
That’s peculiar…I tend to do similar things…I’m not OCD though… At least I don’t think I am…
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4:34 pm
You’re not alone… I do that at times mostly based on my age… e.e
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2:48 pm
First thing I wanna say is.. FINALLY YOU GET HIS NAME RIGHT!!! Secondly, Do you never get bored of writing the same SHIT? I mean,you’ve wrote so many lies it makes me cry with laughter when I read any post you ‘christians’ write. You call yourselves christians? Fuck you. You are not christians. You are sick, retarded, mentally disturbed people who are bored with their own lives so try to mess up other people’s lives. And really? Stealing a 900 year old heart? What the fuck? Andy and the band are in America right now and a 900 year old heart? Now that REALLY made me laugh! Go die.
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4:08 pm
Thanks for stopping by Chris†wire. Please take some time to enjoy the articles & interact with our fellow Brothers & Sisters. Bless you.
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4:10 pm
Do you also suffer from a medical condition???… As it seems many of their fans have professed, on our site, to various mental issues like OCD, ADD, DADT & sleeplessness.
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9:26 pm
At first I hated this site (dont get me wrong I still do)but now I think you guys are just plain out funny! Now go have fun judging people and wrighting lies about them so I can laugh more!
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12:26 pm
ATTENTION ALL CHRISTWIRE WORKERS, FOUNDERS, POSTERS, BELIEVERS, AND BASTARDS. STOP BREATHING. Please and thank you. You lying pieces of shit are going to hell anyways. And all you faggots believing them are too. BVB AND AA FTW!
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4:34 pm
Honestly, you make me laugh. You do know Andy is Atheist, right?????????? That, and I’ll be damned if BVB is Satanic. BVB is my life, my soul, my savior. We’re not all “emosexuals” I in fact have a boyfriend who is not emo and he loves me a lot. Regardless of what belief system I have. In fact,w e made out own religion cause we’re so sick of society! So all I have to say to you is this.
We are the unholy!
We are the bastard sons of your media culture!
Our minds, and eyes, and bodies were born of your exclusion
An illusion you hide behind.
You don’t love a God, you love your comfort!
To you we are filth, we are dirty, so be it.
We are dirty and unclean, a congregation of the unseen
Together we will set this world on fire!
This is the new religion,
Amen!
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4:58 pm
I love Black Veil Brides. <3 <3 <3 <3 Ritual is one of my favorite songs by them. It's about despite having a rough life you can make it through it all and you should celebrate the fact that you're alive.
Christwire is just mad because Andy, Ashley, Jinxx, Jake and CC aren't part of their flock.
Now if you don't mind I'm off to listen to music, including Black Veil Brides.
I don't care if you call me satanic or a vampire say that I dress in gothic slutty clothes or anything like that. Those are all lies and I know it. I'd rather have fun listening to music than care about your obvious lies.
Oh, and Mike? Two things:
One: Jinxx and Jake are two people, not one.
Two: You were one of the creators of Christwire, right? I might be thinking of someone else, but if you are, no offense but trying to make your own version of The Onion was a stupid idea. Christwire insults way too many people in way too many and harsh ways. Some of the crazed writers here (unless you give me proof) actually believe this site is real!
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8:06 pm
Terrifying. Truly terrifying. Who do you think they will raise?
Or maybe they will use the heart for something else?it’s hard to tell, really. Their website,their twitter said nothing of this. Maybe they will wait to use the heart, until after a special occasion, probably even during. I have recently heard rumors of their rhythm guitarest, Jinxx I beleve, getting married. Maybe then, do you think?
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10:18 pm
Has he been apprehended yet? I would take pleasure in issuing a citizen’s arrest!
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10:25 pm
You should probably arrest Billings as well, he proudly declared that he has seen children naked.
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I think it’s too early to be arresting anyone yet. We don’t exactly know if it was them or not. Yes, this article has good evidence, but there’s much more to be found out. I heard that Andy Biersack was on a pane to Australia at the time of the robery, but he could have ordered someone else to do it for him. Like I said, there’s still not enough evidence to rove they did it. I though do beleve that they committed the crime. It’s somewhat obvious. But as to how they will use the power given to them by the heart, I think they will wait until this wedding, and use it there. Possibly they will raise some deceased rockstars, or worse.
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11:26 am
All lies checked all websites He Lives in Hollywood anyways. Trust me I would knowif he did I’m at every concert
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That was truly beautiful. I cannot say anymore. That was beautiful.
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