Andy Sixx New Hair 2012 – A Holier Haircut

Abe
• ChristWire
March 17, 2012 1:43 am139 comments

After years of reading ChristWire and letting our holy words tickle his soul, Andy Biersack is finally caving in to our preaching and renouncing his gothy haired emosexuality.  The quivering voice behind the dangerous band Black Viled Brides, Biersack commands a legion of loyal long haired followers who are shucking decency for smoked drugs, gothy black Satanic clothes and scary music.  It looks like all this may soon come to an end.

In the image at right, we see in 2012 Andy Sixx – Andy’s devil name – has got a haircut.  His name used  to be Andy Sixxx, but after he decided to be decently moral he lost an x.  This means he is one step closer to being his true self, a good young suburban boy named Robert Van Winkle.

I cannot wait for the day when Mr. Biersack renounces all of his fake names and goes by his true Christian name.  He can then lead a Christian band named the White Tunic Priests or even better The Black Suit Pastors with great Christian songs like my hit song, “I Can Only Imagine (When Bush Returns)“  and Dudson Wallace’s classics “Time Of Your Life, Osama Dines in Hell Tonight” and “Rehab (Mexican Remix).  Let’s not forget “You’re Beautiful (Democrat Cheaters Remix)” and “Sunday Sunday“.

Just imagine having Brother Biersack Van Wankle helping us.  What a powerful ministry we would have.

Andy Biersack, you should make a song with ChristWire and have your fans sing it.  We will praise you and take pride as we know your soul will be fated for heaven, but even better, all your fans will finally know the good word and truth.

Andy Biersack, once you were a caterpillar.  And soon you shall be a butterfly.  You will be transformed.  Be reborn.  And Jesus is the reason why!

You won’t need to reenter your mother’s womb, or even have to get high! If you want to be lifted up, all you have to do is left of the Son of Man!  Amen!

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139 Comments

  • YourGodIsNotReal YourGodIsNotReal

    So, is this website a joke?The so-called “news” you have here is laughable at best.

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  • Iza Izza emobitch

    old news -_-’

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  • Brother Johnathan Bane Brother Johnathan Bane

    Abe,
    That was a very nice piece you did on Andy. I agree that God is calling on him to join us, one day Andy will be a powerful minister of God’s blessings and love!

    BJB

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  • “Robert Van Winkle.” Cant. Stop. Laughing. At. CultWire. Stupidity…. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    His real name is Andrew Dennis Biersack.

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    • The article says his real name is Robert Van Winkle. If you click that link, you can actually see he was a solid looking person in his younger days. Hopefully he’ll give his life back to Christ and join the flock. He’d be a powerful minister and save many souls.

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  • Militant Negro Militant Negro

    He’s still gay. Just now he’s a rockabilly gay.

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    • Yes, he is SO fucking gay that he’s having sex with Juliet Simms. I guess she isn’t really a woman and is a man? But damn is she hot… -Note the sarcasm when calling Juliet a guy and Andy being gay (cos we all know Juliet is hot)-

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      • Militant Negro Militant Negro

        That scrawny white bitch looks like a man. I bet Andy bends her over and calls her by a mans name.

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        • juliet_simms_juliet_simms9_blJG4Di.sized.jpg

          I don’t see where you get “scrawny white bitch looks like a man”. Juliet is tan (probably from being in the California sun), slender (she doesn’t NOT look scrawny, she has some meant on her bones), and clearly looks like a beautiful young woman.

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          • What’s the point of posting a picture of that grinning drummer?

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  • Better pictures:

    juliet-simms-voice.jpg?d=600
    juliet_simms_juliet_simms9_blJG4Di.sized.jpg

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    • That drummer is totally checking the blonde guy out.

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    • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

      “Juliet” Simms (real name probably “Julian” or “James”) is definitely a male to female trannie. These types are even worse than the other homogays, because by trying to pass themselves as “women” they mock God who created them male. There is a special place in hell reserved for “Juliet” and all other sexually confused trannies.

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      • Fuck you guys. Shes a talented young woman and ive been a fan of her for a long time.
        But hey, as people, we see what we want to see. And since its fucking obvious thats shes a woman, i can only assume that you pricks WANT her to be a man…

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        • how does it feel to know that someones kid in the heart of America
          Has blood on their hands, fighting to defend your rights
          So you can maintain the lifestyle that insults this family’s existence
          Well, where I’m from we have a special salute we aim high in the air
          Towards all those pompous assholes who spend their days pointing fingers Fuck You answer this how does it feel to know that someones kid in the heart of America
          Has blood on their hands, fighting to defend your rights
          So you can maintain the lifestyle that insults this family’s existence

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      • Harley Farley Harley Farley

        Hillbilly Bob….Which do you prefer, donkey dick or goat cock???

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  • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

    i myself have written an article on this “juliet sims” what man likes women without breasts. Andy has larger breasts than this slut.

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      • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

        A valuable and well written article warning all good Christians of the wicked nature of the suspiciously flat chested “Juliet” and the anti-American Godless emosexual and homogay agenda. Thank you for posting that Brother Finley. Praise Jesus!

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    • Don’t call Juliet a slut. Shes more talented and successful than you assholes will ever be.

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      • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

        “Juliet” is not a “she”, by ;looking at her masculine facial features, bone structure and massibe bulge in the crotch area, it is obvious he is a male trannie who mocks God and America by passing himself of as a woman. More and more homogay trannies are doing this as a result of Obama’s liberal policies, the sexual confusion resulting from the popularity of hermaphrodite singers like “Lady” Gaga and the cultural Marxist push for gay marriage.

        This is why we must elect a Republican Christian conservative as President this November so that this vile, sick, perverted homogay trannie agenda can be defeated. Praise Jesus!

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        • What picture is there of her with a bulge and masculine features? Show me.

          I have been a fan of her for a long time and in no way does she have anything that would lead even the dumbest person to believe that she is man. You, sir, are a terrible liar.

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          • I agree with you… haha… she’s not all that masculine… I’ve seen worse… xD She’s really pretty though. ^^

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          • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

            Well anyone with an ounce of sense can see that “Juliet” is a homogay male since here HE is obviously penetrating another male’s sinhole with his Satanstick. These are the disgusting, filthy sexgames indulged in by emogays everywhere. It is why future President Santorum will outlaw the emosexual movement and return us to the days when men were men and women were women.

            Juliet+Simms+01.jpg

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  • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

    That picture did not clearly come out, here is the link to prove to all you emosexuals that Juliet Simms is really a male homogay:

    http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/2753061/Juliet+Simms+01.jpg

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  • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

    Juliet+Simms+01.jpg

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  • missy.malice missy.malice

    Guys he is obviously gonna start going by his real name Dennis Westhower. (if you don’t get this joke you suck)

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    • That’s Andy’s pornstar name lol xD Love ya missy.malice, we should chat some time NOT on this site… lol

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      • Yeah, take it somewhere else.

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      • missy.malice missy.malice

        Yes we should. Definitely shuldn’t talk here I’d hste to offend the idiots on this site.

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        • do you have a twitter or something? Mine is my user name on here, also my email is CrazzyLife13@yahoo.com

          Exbrony, just shut up. No one likes you.

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          • Like I need the approval of a bunch of emo teenagers who listen to shitty emo bands. Laughing out loud!

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          • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

            Are you two male black Rastas with Afros? White men with Afros? White women with a really bad hair day? Sexually and racially confused emosexuals of indeterminate gender such as yourself have no business telling a valued conservative commentator like Exbrony to shut up.

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          • Exbrony, Black Veil Brides isn’t an ‘emo’ band you moron. If anything they are a Hair Metal type band. And how would you know if their music is “shitty” if you don’t even bother to try and listen to it? You just get pissed at someone who might actually make sense on this site that mocks extreme Christians that are far-right. And FYI, not everyone who listens to BVB is a teenager or “emo”. I’m a young adult and a tomboy.

            Billybob Cletus (was gonna call you Orton, but that’d be disrespectful to those who do have that last name): Clearly me and Missy are both young women, where do you get male out of anything that we’ve said? Those ‘names’ that you’ve listed off are very childish, making you seem like you are four instead of forty (or somewhere around that age).

            “Sexually and racially confused emosexuals of inderterminate gender such as yourself have no business telling a valued conservative commentator like Exbrony to shut up.”

            I’m not sexually confused, I know where I stand on my sexuality. I’m only slightly racially confused cos no one remembers what parts of Europe we’re from, but I know I’m half Mexican, part German, French, Canadian, Spanish, and probably a lot more. I’m not an “emosexual” for the simple fact it’s a made up, and childish, word that Satan Susan uses. I have stated multiple of times that I am a young woman, so how could I be “indeterminate” of my gender? Exbrony made it my business when they jumped on this thread I was on and added their 2 cents into our convo, it’s an open forum. Just because they are conservative doesn’t mean they are a valued commentator.

            BTW, I already told them to shut up. And you are not my mother, so don’t tell me what I can and cannot do.

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          • tl;dr

            Just kidding. I read it, even though it was boring and conveyed nothing new.

            As a matter of fact, I have listened to Black Veal Brides, which is how I know that they sound like a second-rate Iron Maiden cover band.

            I do, however, like the fact that Ms Simms is wearing a Judas Priest T-shirt in the photo that Reverend Billybob so helpfully posted.

            You do realise that Rob Halford is as gay as fifteen regular bears, don’t you? I think Ms Simms might be trying to tell you something.

            “you are not my mother, so don’t tell me what I can and cannot do”

            Waaah! Waaah! Somebody call the waaahmbulance!

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          • GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire

            Exbrony you shouldnt be talking haha with that picture of you ”wahh wahh call a wahhmbullane” really haha your probably 10 years old

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  • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

    Further proof that “Juliet” (born “Jules”)is a homogay trannie passing himself off as a female. Note the lack of breasts and the slim, male-like waist and hips and the complete lack of any feminine hourglass figure. Most glaring off all is the homogay bulge in the crotch area. As a Christian conservative and patriot I am shocked and appalled that the youth of America consider this abomination to be a “woman”.

    http://www.ladiesofrock.com/Juliet_Simms_Automatic_Loveletter_Picture_12.jpg

    Juliet_Simms_Automatic_Loveletter_Picture_12.jpg

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    • lol, I see that’s how HER pants are made. No bulge, just bunched up fabric. I clearly see she has robust hips, cos no man has those wide of hips, and she stretching. Meaning her chest is of course going to look smaller. If I had to guess I’d say Juliet is around the B-C cup range, she’s not all that top heavy, which makes her even more beautiful.

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      • She is fat too.

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      • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

        You do realize the “pants” he’s wearing in that pic are long johns made specifically for men, right? When are you degenerate emosexuals going to accept that object of your perverse sexual fantasies is a homogay male trannie? I have listed all the reasons that this “Juliet” is an abomination to our lord, as we can see by this passage:

        “A woman shall not wear anything that pertains to a man, nor shall a man put on a woman’s garment, for all who do so are an ABOMINATION to the Lord your God.” (Deuteronomy 22:5)

        Surely none of you will argue with the words of God Himself? Praise Jesus!

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        • This is an pic of an “emosexual” with an sign that say im only human 1537843_f260.jpg

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          • Ironic because humans tend to wear clothing to separate themselves from the temptations of animal sin.

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          • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

            Is that a picture man or a woman? Why must these emosexual sinners be so androgynous about their gender? They mock God

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          • a woman and we express ourselves with our style.

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          • You certainly don’t express yourselves with cogency.

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          • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

            What happened to young women dressing in a decent and Christian manner that would make God proud and still look feminine?

            In this great article, Brother Christopher advises how young women can please God, yet look pretty doing so. Notice how much more feminine and wholesome this example from Brother Christopher looks, this is how all young women should dress:

            23service.png

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          • Put on some clothes!

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          • it’s an free world! so i can dress anyway i want to!

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          • Yeck. Too much pink. I prefer neutral colors, like beige and green.

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          • I perfer no clothes lol

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          • But why did you have to post that picture up there of yourself? Can’t you post one with some nice decent outfit on and not just a sign up?

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          • The sign is telling you bitches “emosexuals” are humans to so shut up about emosexuals

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          • Alexis, please! Ask your American father to explain to you when to use the words “a” and “an”.

            Alternatively, just use the word “a” instead of “an”. You will be wrong much less frequently.

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          • My mom is the americian not my father and my mom is dead and i cant speak english well to talk to my family in america

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          • Oh, I’m sorry to hear about your mother.

            The “a” and “an” thing is simple.

            Use “a” when the next word begins with a consonant.

            Use “an” when the next word begins with a vowel (a, e, i, o, u).

            So it’s “an apple” but “a banana”.

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        • Harley Farley Harley Farley

          You and your Invisible Space Daddy suck big cock!!

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          • GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire

            Oh shit reverend redneck clit thats a woman i thought that was a man haha i bet thats how your grandma dresses and sh used to make you finger her and now that you seen that dusty thing you dont wanna see anymore accept dicks huh? xD

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          • im not afaird to show my boobs or body and suck my big ass cock clitus :D

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          • im not afaird to show my boobs or body and suck my big ass cock clitus!

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    • and what are you Mr. Bill, i see that you love posting these pic, sadly you cant go out with her…. probably youre the one thats gay, you men are just looking for naked women and breast showing, you are one pervert, hasnt youre mother taught you a lesson? such a shame.

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      • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

        First of all, I in no way, wish to have sex with that abomination. I wish to counsel Jules Simms (through private prayer sessions) so that he may repent and live his life as a good Christian. The ex-gay movement has successfully cured thousands of trannies and other deviants and brought them back onto the true path as we see from this holy link:

        http://www.bible-knowledge.com/transvestites-transsexuals-bible/

        Here is the verse that will give us this direct revelation from the Lord:
        “A woman shall not wear anything that pertains to a man, nor shall a man put on a woman’s garment, for all who do so are an ABOMINATION to the Lord your God.” (Deuteronomy 22:5)
        If God is telling both men and women they cannot dress up in each other’s clothes – then I believe He is also implying they cannot go to the next step and try to get a sex change operation to try and change the gender they were born into this world with.
        If wearing clothes from a person of the opposite sex is considered an abomination in the eyes of God – can you imagine what God must think about someone trying to undergo a full sex change operation in order to try and completely change the gender they were born into this world with?
        Again, if God should ever arrange for any of you to witness to someone who is either engaging or thinking about engaging in this activity, show them this verse. At least they will have been warned by God Himself as to what His direct opinion is on this matter.
        If the Bible says that homosexuals will not be entering into heaven when they die and cross over, then this verse may also be implying that this particular sin may keep some of these people out of heaven – especially the sin of transsexualism where a person actually undergoes the full sex change operation. If God the Father is calling this kind of activity an abomination in the above verse, then I would not want to be tempting my eternal fate with Him on this issue if I am a Christian.
        I have to believe the sin of transsexualism may be one of the highest abominations in the eyes of God since you are tampering with and trying to change the very nature of who you really are by the gender that God Himself has created you to be in this life.
        For those of you who ever run across a Christian who is thinking about undergoing a full sex change operation – explain all of the above to them, and tell them to go direct to God the Father and ask His direct opinion on the matter. I have to believe that God will come through loud and clear for them on this issue if they are really open to receiving His direct Word on it.

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    • Male-like waist? Have you seen guy waists?

      tumblr_ln4mvlcnin1qzj0eb.png

      Hell yeah that’s a man waist right there.

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      • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

        Why is he wearing his pants so low as to show his sin crack (in the manner of black hip hoppers)? He mocks God by exposing himself in such a deviant manner and he mocks America by having the Union Jack mug on his coffee cup instead of the Stars and Stripes. I shall pray for his soul tonight.

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        • It’s just for a movie. The actor is much more shy in real life.

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          • Cd whats the movie?

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          • You know what, I’m not going to tell anyone what movie it is. Only that it can be found on Netflix. I want everyone to expand their horizons.

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          • It is from that Fish Tank motion picture. It was covered in the Feb 2010 chrisTwire print edition, rated S.

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          • I don’t care what Christwire wrote about it, because it was a really intense movie, which me and my family thoroughly enjoyed. It was very sad but I believe it held strong messages towards society, mostly how lost people are, especially young adults, and it teaches parents to LOOK AFTER THEIR DAMN KIDS to keep them SAFE, instead of worrying about their own lives.

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          • It’s an awful movie, kids watching their parents rape each other….. You were so ashamed of it you wouldn’t even name it.

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          • Wait, that isn’t what happened in the movie at all. I didn’t want to name it because I was hoping to encourage more movie watching around here.

            Fish Tank is about a mother who is so lonely and obsessed with her own life, brings home a strange man into her house. Her fifteen year old daughter starts bonding with him. Eventually, she has sex with him. Everything spins out of control, and she discovers her mother’s boyfriend has his own family, a wife and daughter. It’s a good lesson to parents on raising their fucking kids and how they don’t seem to give two shits about them. If her mother cared, like, at all, she would have thought TWICE before bringing a strange man into her home. It’s a sad story, and very raw with emotion. My dad was pretty furious when the movie was ended, because sadly enough, we KNOW people who would be stupid enough to do that, just invite some stranger into her home. It’s a great movie! Hell, I loved it! But considering how emotional it is, I don’t watch it very often. Like Atonement. I wait five years tops before watching that movie again. Me and my mom watched it together and we cried so hard at the end we had to watch a shit ton of Disney movies to get over how sad we were, and when that didn’t work we watched cartoons before submitting defeat and just went to bed crying. That’s how good of a movie it is, both of them.

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          • You should see the chrisTwire movie. Coming to theaters soon.

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          • No thanks, I’m saving up for Prometheus, Filth, Welcome to the Punch, and The Hobbit.

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    • GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire

      you sir are very stupid with the lack of vision haha not every chick has an hourglass shape but your wife doenst shit i have to remember its husband and heres a tip GO GET YOU DAMN EYES CHECKED!!

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  • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

    @CD the best way to expand one’s horizons is by faith, Bible Study, or by serving the American people by joining the US Armed Forces or politically helping God’s Party (the Republicans), not by watching a movie featuring a half naked white men wearing his pants low like a black man. Wholesome actors like Ronald Reagan or John Wayne never dressed like that and they are universally hailed as great American heroes.

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    • I watch those movies with my dad. My dad doesn’t want me to join the armed forces because I make a lot more money by commission.

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    • Also, I’ve read the bible. I went to Catholic school. I’ve been through confirmation, Youth Day, and Bible retreat. I’ve got that covered already, thank you.

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    • Harley Farley Harley Farley

      Hillbilly Bob molests kid goats and curly tailed little piglets!!

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  • Fallen Angell of Society Fallen Angell of Society

    Okay. EVERYBODY LISTEN UP!!!
    Firstly, I apologise to all of the non-christians who are
    reading this and are probably going WTF! right now.

    Next, i would like to ask my fellow “christians” this…

    If you truly believe that these ‘abominations’ are not going to get into heaven, then why say things like “God loves us all” when you are clearly saying right here that he doesn’t.
    Also, have you ever personally met Andy Biersack or Juliet Simms??? Have you got proof that Juliet is a “homogay trannie” or that Andy’s real name is “Robert Van Winkle”??? Have you ever actually listened to the lyrics of the songs by Black Veil Brides and understood their meaning???
    My guess is no to all of the above.

    and lastly… don’t you dare say that
    “Biersack commands a legion of loyal long haired followers who are shucking decency for smoked drugs, gothy black Satanic clothes and scary music.”
    (i myself have had long hair way before i even knew Black Veil Brides existed. I do NOT smoke or do drugs, because i know that they are bad. i do NOT think that wearing dark clothing makes me satanic in any way or that the music i listen to is scary at all, considering that i listen to Taylor Swift just as much as BVB.)

    p.s. thankyou to everyone who took the time to read my comment. i hope that you agree with me, otherwise please tell me so that i know who to argue with and tell them who’s the right one here.

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    • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

      Re:”If you truly believe that these ‘abominations’ are not going to get into heaven, then why say things like “God loves us all” when you are clearly saying right here that he doesn’t.”

      God does love us all, but ONLY if evil doers repent their sins and mend their wicked ways. So if Biersack and Simms give up their homogay lifestyle choice, wear decent Christian clothing and make music more pleasing to God’s ears, they too will get into heaven. So everyone has the potential to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, but they must stop sinning first. So people who commit sins like homogay sex, drug use, androgynous fashion styles, sexual promiscuity, satanic emo music, etc. can be saved….if they repent.

      As for you, there is still some hope yet, since you claim to like Taylor Swift. Now Taylor Swift (unlike sexually confused Simms and Biersack) is a wholesome feminine Christian women who looks and dresses as a woman should. She makes music acceptable to the Lord.

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  • Fallen Angell of Society Fallen Angell of Society

    oh wow.
    you have totally just missed all of my questions for you.
    i will repeat them for you just in case your brain didnt register them…

    Have you ever personally met Andy Biersack or Juliet Simms??? Have you got proof that Juliet is a “homogay trannie” or that Andy’s real name is “Robert Van Winkle”??? Have you ever actually listened to the lyrics of the songs by Black Veil Brides and understood their meaning???

    please actually read these… and then u can answer me

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  • Fallen Angell of Society Fallen Angell of Society

    Ha!
    i thought you are supposed to reply in an argument… not just dislike my comments.

    if you can’t answer the questions just say so!!!

    (hows that feel. getting owned by a teenager???)

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    • I think it was pretty clear from the start that you are a teenager. An angry, know-it-all, sexually confused teenager.

      You have yet to say anything cogent. All you have done is strut around, “bigging yourself up” like Napoleon (look him up) minus the threads.

      Why would any adult deign to respond to your content-free twaddle?

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      • Fallen Angell of Society Fallen Angell of Society

        well… i only asked for proof that any of this information is true.
        excuse me for thinking that is plain english…

        And a responsible adult should respond to my reasonable question, instead of still avoiding the question

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      • Fallen Angell of Society Fallen Angell of Society

        and also… just to add

        i know that there are things that i do not know, i am not sexually confused, but yes. i am angry.

        i’m angry because you have put this up and you still fail to produce evidence to back up these vicious rumours.

        if you think that i’m, i dunno, JUST a teenager, then whats the harm in showing me some proof?

        Give me proof and i’ll leave you alone…

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        • “i’m angry because you have put this up”

          Me? What are you talking about? I didn’t write this article. Abe did.

          “a responsible adult should respond to my reasonable question”

          What reasonable question? You have burst into the room, started angrily masturbating and then declared victory. In your own poorly punctuated words you said: “hows that feel. getting owned by a teenager???”

          What is there to which a “responsible adult” should respond?

          A responsible adult would have smacked you around the head and sent you out to mow the lawn.

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          • Fallen Angell of Society Fallen Angell of Society

            Do you agree with this article???

            and i dont really like the way you said that i “started angrily masturbating” when i most certainly did not.

            and you are putting my words out of context.
            i asked a question to Reverend Billybob Cletus and he didnt reply but disliked my comment.

            i will ask the question above again as you may not include your answer in your reply…
            Do you agree with this article?

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        • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

          @ “Fallen Angell of Society”: Is a man not allowed to sleep? As a Christian, I sleep at night rather staying up snorting cocaine and chanting to Satan as emosexual BVB fans do. You are incredibly presumptuous to accuse me of ignoring your posts when I was sleeping. I don’t know who it was that “disliked” your comments, it wasn’t me, but given your rudeness, they were clearly correct to do so. Exbrony is correct in that you should probably be ignored, but against my better judgment, I will attempt ONE LAST TIME to answer your question:

          re:”Have you ever personally met Andy Biersack or Juliet Simms???”

          No. As a Christian conservative and a married man, I have no desire to be anywhere close to sexually deviant, drug addicted, Satan worshipping, homogays. But I don’t need to meet someone to know that they are bad news. I have never met the late Osama Bin Laden either, but clearly, I didn’t have to meet him to know that he was an evil man.

          re:”Have you got proof that Juliet is a “homogay trannie”

          After viewing various pictures of this so-called “woman” I have been able to reasonably conclude -through my powers of logic and deduction – that this is indeed the case.

          re:”Have you ever actually listened to the lyrics of the songs by Black Veil Brides and understood their meaning???”

          Absolutely not. Just from reading the fine postings of various Christian authors on Christwire (for example, see this great article from Amber: http://christwire.org/2012/01/top-ten-signs-your-child-is-addicted-to-black-veil-brides-and-probably-a-gothy-vampire-witch/ ), it is clear that this is a Satanic band who are evil to the core.

          If you want more answers to why I despise the emosexuals so much, I suggest you see these other great links by Christwire authors:

          http://christwire.org/2012/01/andy-biersack-breaks-nose-on-stage-was-it-really-the-work-of-god-or-is-it-just-a-bunch-of-lies-and-religious-bs/

          http://christwire.org/2012/01/top-ten-signs-your-child-is-addicted-to-black-veil-brides-and-probably-a-gothy-vampire-witch/

          http://christwire.org/2012/02/andy-sixx-mexico-2012/

          I hope by reading these links, you come closer to Jesus, and away from the dead end of Stanism, drug abuse and emosexuality.

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  • Fallen Angell of Society Fallen Angell of Society

    okayyy… and now exbrony is not replying.

    So. Lets recap for anyone who hasn’t read the earlier comments…
    I ask for someone to give me proof that Juliet Simms is a “homogay trannie” and that Andy Biersack’s real name is “Robert Van Winkle”
    Another person responds by saying that I’ve been “bigging myself up” and has started “angrily masterbating”
    I in the meantime have only tried to understand why someone would say things like that without any solid evidence.

    … is it just me or are these hypocrites looking to cause trouble?

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    • “okayyy… and now exbrony is not replying.”

      You seem to think that everybody should just be sitting at their keyboards waiting to reply immediately whenever you decide to vomit out your complaints. In case you haven’t noticed, that’s not how the internet works.

      Some of us have jobs, families and very different time zones to contend with. We’re here to answer your questions, but we’re not at your beck and call.

      Hint: dial down the arrogance a few notches and people might be more inclined to engage with you.

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  • Fallen Angell of Society Fallen Angell of Society

    You do realise that you have ignored the question that I have clearly asked you twice?

    if you havent, then I’ll remind you.

    Do you agree with this article?

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    • I know nothing about Black Veal Brides, except that that they are simply rehashing ’80s metal minus the sense of humour and fun, but with lots of that stupid Cookie Monster growling.

      They look like Motley Crue and they sound like a bad Iron Maiden cover band. There is nothing new or original about them.

      Oh, and their fans are the biggest bunch of whiny little shits on the planet.

      More than that, I cannot say.

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  • Stephanie Ravynne Moonwater

    Barely read this but I find it rather amusing how after finding the lead guitarist and drummer of my band having had their hair cut really short, and the fact that I plan on cutting my own hair, I read this.
    Anyhow, if Andy did get a haircut (I cannot see your picture), I doubt it would be because of the people on this website lecturing him. He is, after all, an adult and does not need to be told what to do by people, other than those actually in authority.
    Also, I might like to add that he doesn’t really seem to go by Andy Six anymore. People seem to simply know him as his given name, Andy Biersack. A stage now is not a “Devil name”, it is a creative name that one comes up with to present themselves. My own stage name is Syren because I’m the lead singer of my band and have been told that my voice resembles a siren’s song.

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  • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

    @ “Fallen Angell of Society”: Is a man not allowed to sleep and go to work? As a Christian, I sleep at night rather staying up snorting cocaine and chanting to Satan as emosexual BVB fans do. You are incredibly presumptuous to accuse me of ignoring your posts when I was sleeping. I don’t know who it was that “disliked” your comments, it wasn’t me, but given your rudeness, they were clearly correct to do so. Exbrony is correct in that you should probably be ignored, but against my better judgment, I will attempt ONE LAST TIME to answer your question:

    re:”Have you ever personally met Andy Biersack or Juliet Simms???”

    No. As a Christian conservative and a married man, I have no desire to be anywhere close to sexually deviant, drug addicted, Satan worshipping, homogays. But I don’t need to meet someone to know that they are bad news. I have never met the late Osama Bin Laden either, but clearly, I didn’t have to meet him to know that he was an evil man.

    re:”Have you got proof that Juliet is a “homogay trannie”

    After viewing various pictures of this so-called “woman” I have been able to reasonably conclude -through my powers of logic and deduction – that this is indeed the case.

    re:”Have you ever actually listened to the lyrics of the songs by Black Veil Brides and understood their meaning???”

    Absolutely not. Just from reading the fine postings of various Christian authors on Christwire (for example, see this great article from Amber: http://christwire.org/2012/01/top-ten-signs-your-child-is-addicted-to-black-veil-brides-and-probably-a-gothy-vampire-witch/ ), it is clear that this is a Satanic band who are evil to the core.

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    • Fallen Angell of Society Fallen Angell of Society

      well okay then.

      please tell me this.

      If you do not listen to Black Veil Brides or have ever met them then how can you know that they are “sexually deviant, drug addicted, Satan worshipping, homogays”???

      i really hate it when people judge others without knowing any other information about them.

      Re: “As a Christian, I sleep at night rather staying up snorting cocaine and chanting to Satan as emosexual BVB fans do”
      That is not true. I am a solid christian and i like a band’s music. Does that make me a devil worshipper? May I also add that i am seriously against drugs, I am not emosexual and I go to church every Sunday.

      (p.s. i am sorry if you were sleeping. we must have different time zones)

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    • Harley Farley Harley Farley

      Have you ever read your bullshit bible, fag boy!!

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  • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

    @ “Fallen Angell of Society” Final followup:

    If you want more answers to why I despise the emosexuals so much, I suggest you see these other great links by Christwire authors:

    http://christwire.org/2012/01/andy-biersack-breaks-nose-on-stage-was-it-really-the-work-of-god-or-is-it-just-a-bunch-of-lies-and-religious-bs/

    http://christwire.org/2012/01/top-ten-signs-your-child-is-addicted-to-black-veil-brides-and-probably-a-gothy-vampire-witch/

    http://christwire.org/2012/02/andy-sixx-mexico-2012/

    I hope by reading these links, you come closer to Jesus, and away from the dead end of Stanism, drug abuse and emosexuality.

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  • GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire

    Bitches shut the fuck up bout BvB nd shizz! Except fellow Ushers nd Bridesmaids♥ But others seriously shut the fuck up and ‘Abe’ or whoever the hell you are that made this shut the fuck up ‘if you dont like what you read get outta my country’ Aha i think your retarded as fuck 1 its not YOUR country and 2 you are just as old and wrinkley as Susan and the other old bitches on this shit of a site learn boundaries Black Veil Brides IS A MOTHERFUCKING CHURCH TERM! When was the last time you’ve been to church? It stands for when a nun gives up her values to be with the one she loves so chill your nut sack oh wait im so sorry you have none thy havent dropped yet and what your like lets see almost 100 you people arent Christians your satanists God loves all of us so why the hell are you fretting about oh this is satanic this to oh nd that shit everything on this site you put up on this site is satanic and you people why not take a look in the mirror you devil spawns! I outta get some demons on your asses make you feel pain and suffering until your dead…oh wait you still will cuz im 100% sure you arent going to heaven more like hell yea i think that outta do how bout you use facts instead of your opinions. Listen to the lyrics of songs first ever heard of the phrase ‘dont judge a book by it s cover’ i cant wait to see what you satanist say about my ‘emosexualness’ as you may call it well i call it freedom of speech and equality so go back t school and learn the 1st 10 amendments again cuz hunnies your on some crack,meth,or some shizz ;D hope you love this ‘little’ comment.

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    • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

      I’m sorry, I couldn’t understand anything you wrote in your comment (apart from a few misspelled swear words). Could you please avoid the ebonics and gay liberal slang and write in standard American English so you could be understood? Thank you and God bless.

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      • Harley Farley Harley Farley

        Hillbilly Bob blows billy goats!!

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      • GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire

        Nahh dont be sorry your sorry is shit ;D
        and i REALLY dont care if you couldnt read it its ok i know your almost blind so its acceptional and actually i cant understand you aha and ‘gay liberal’ ‘ebonics’ what is this collage or something? If your implying that my writing is ‘gay’ and ‘satanic’ then maybe you need to get it through your mind that theres no way it can be ‘gay’ or ‘satanic’. Also being bi or gay pansexual lesbian etc. means nothing only that your human and born with one difference then another person and + love knows not size,shape nor gender its a motherfucking feeling! and its called the internet so ill write however i want reverend redneck clit! No ‘thank you’ and you dont deserve to say ‘God bless’ you satanist

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        • Haha, I like you GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire <3

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          • GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire

            why thank you BVB666HIM ^.^♥ and i love your picture haha Ash got that nice fineness with him haha you are my new budday

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        • What does “acceptional” mean?

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          • GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire

            O you dont know? Get a dictionary

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          • GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire

            Oh you dont know? Get a dictionary

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          • It’s not in the dictionary. It’s not a word, you borderline illiterate.

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        • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

          Again, not understanding one word of your diatribe. Are you white? Is English your first language?

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            We know you like a big black cock in your shit pipe!!

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          • Revhow does it feel to know that someones kid in the heart of America
            Has blood on their hands, fighting to defend your rights
            So you can maintain the lifestyle that insults this family’s existence
            Well, where I’m from we have a special salute we aim high in the air
            Towards all those pompous assholes who spend their days pointing fingers Fuck You

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          • Clitus i mean not rev because the rev is already taken to an dead drummer/singer~

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    • When did they stop teaching punctuation in schools?

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      • GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire

        when you dropped out

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      • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

        I believe they stopped teaching punctuation in schools in the three stages over the last generation:

        Stage 1)was deliberate and dates to roughly around the same time that “rap music”, “MTV” and “ebonics” became popular in the 80s and 90s. At this time the liberal education establishment decided it was better to give up on “fuddy duddy” subjects like grammar, punctuation and spelling in favor of allowing (encouraging?) white students to speak like urban black “gangstas”, thus accelerating their plans to fulfill the cultural Marxist goal of eradicating Euro-American culture. By the late 90s, the liberal elites had created and pushed the obscene, ghetto-talking white “rapper” Eminem, who of course further encouraged this trend.

        Stage 2) was probably accidental but it is undeniable that the spread of cell phone SMS, IRC, IM, and social networks destroyed all previously accepted rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation. Of course, since this fit the Satanic agenda of the liberal, cultural Marxist and homogay elites outlined in “Stage 1″ above, it too was encouraged.

        Stage 3) was maybe for me, the most disappointing, since it meant that even conservatives had joined the movement to destroy our language: I speak of course of “No Child Left Behind” by the otherwise great fellow Christian President George W. Bush (how much better he was than the Satanic Muslim we have in the White House now…*sigh*). However this NCLB was truly one of his few mistakes. If one thing is clear, it is that by looking at the horrid language skills of some of the liberals here (such as “GetALifeOldPeopleOnChristwire”), it is that some children did in fact deserve to be “left behind”.

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      • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

        @Alexis, your cruel words and foul language wound me. I also find it very difficult to understand what it is you’re trying to say. On the other hand, I realize English is not your native language so will cut you some slack. I will pray for your immortal soul tonight in the hopes that you might come closer to our Lord and FAR, FAR away from Satanism, nudity and emosexuality. Praise Jesus!

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        • Stephanie Ravynne Moonwater

          Because of your harsh words, I believe it is YOU who should be prayed for. To blatantly state that you are going to pray for someone because they are themselves is wrong. It is fine to pray for someone when you believe that they are on a dangerous path, but the people on this site go out of their way to try to tear people down.
          And by the way, because someone dresses like an emo/scene kid, that does not mean anything. Many people at my church come dressed in all black sporting Black Veil Brides shirts and heavy make up yet are firm believers in their faith. And didn’t you know that God never seemed to intend on people to wear clothes? Don’t you remember when God asked Adam and Eve why they were covering themselves? He didn’t intend on such. Also, I’m sure where it was stated that Alexis is a Satanist, but if it is simply because of her style, you are an ignorant jerk.

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  • AndyBiersackIsASexyBeast AndyBiersackIsASexyBeast

    *Black VEIL Brides
    I just thought I’d correct that for you since you obviously don’t know what you’re talking about..

    *Andy Six
    Oh look another mess up… He never had three x’s in his name he never even had two. It was always ‘six’ not ‘sixx’ and certainly not ‘sixxx’

    And another thing, when you say “I cannot wait for the day when Mr. Biersack renounces all of his fake names and goes by his true Christian name.” HE DOES GO BY HIS CHRISTIAN NAME YOU IDIOT! His name is Andrew Dennis Biersack…

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  • MaddySevenfold

    Thank you for the beautiful pictures of Andrew Dennis Biersack or Dennis Westower ;D

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  • First and foremost, I am a CHRISTIAN who just got her confirmation and confirmation cross in 2010. I BELIEVE IN GOD AND JESUS and I find this a mean post.

    It’s Black Veil Brides*
    Yes they wear a lot of black clothing, but did you even know that the whole band believes in God? No? How about the fact that Andy and the rest of them are STRAIGHT and they ALL have girlfriends? As a matter of fact, their awesome rhythm guitarist, Jinxx, JUST GOT MARRIED, IN THE NAME OF GOD, TO SAMMI DOLL, WHO IS A FEMALE. Yes, they have tattoos, yes they have long hair (Jesus did, too, if you haven’t noticed), but BVB is AGAINST bullying, hurting of others, and they help others, too. They do not believe in the devil. Have you even takem a listen to their newest song, “I Am Bulletproof”, off of “Wretched And Divine”? One of the lyric is “The devil fills our minds with sadness”. There are plenty of otger CHRISTIAN examples the band has put out.
    Just because they’re a metal band gives you no right to judge them.

    And it’s Andy Biersack* (and previously, Andy Six*)
    Andy does NOT worship the devil
    He believes in the ways of God
    Andy went by Andy Six because he has always looked up to Nikki Sixx ( who believes in God) and doesn’t go by that anymore because he wanted to honor his family.
    Andy helps other people, like any human being would do on earth
    Yes Andy had long hair, Jesus had long hair, too.
    Andy is straight and has a girlfriend whom he is deeply commited to.
    When Andy’s grandfather died, Andy selflessly cancelled a tour with Mötley Crüe immediately so he could go see his family and mourn.

    Just because these guys are in a metal band, that doesn’t give you the right to judge them by LITTLE FACTS THAT YOU CAN’T EVEN GET RIGHT. Don’t judge others by their appearance, and don’t judge them if you don’t know them. Leave Andy Biersack and Black Veil Vrides ALONE.

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