Asteroid 2012 Da14 Set to Strike Earth, Gays Are to Blame!
NASA captured the holy Hand of God slinging asteroid 2012 Da14 months ago, near the X90 galaxy cluster. Scholars now agree that the asteroid is on a collision coarse with Earth and naturally, gays are to blame.
NASA – Shocked and bewildered scientists at NASA are terrified, not knowing how to publicly break the news that in 2013 the Earth may be struck by Asteroid 2012 Da14. Pictured at left in the now famous “Hand of God” media photo I first brought to the world. In my initial scientific survey of this image, I warned that God was angry because he knew in the future, America would have more gay marriage states in 2012.
I knew it and I warned all gays to stop being gay. I warned them, just wake up one day and stop dreaming of how you can fester your dipstick in the oily wells of your bottom boy’s backside. I warned senators and Obama to stop letting gay parents adopt children. Well, guess what. Liberals ignored the warnings and now the asteroid shall come!
Oh, what a fiery day of chaos it will be. Little meteors striking deep in the heart of San Francisco! West Hollywood wiped out by a tsunami tidal wave! Bye-bye, SoHo in New York. Better rename yourselves OH OH, here’s comes the fire that’ll burn us all to hell!
Why on Earth would you not fear God, gays and their supporters? Why must you selfishly bring damnation upon us all. Look at how forcefully God is grabbing that asteroid in the picture, casually chucking int toward Earth. He’s so angry it’s his MIDDLE NAME!
And let me tell you something else. This is just God warming up in the bullpen. This is God just playing with a random pitcher in the D-leagues. He’s not even letting out the Cal Ripken fury here, but when he does, damnation and destruction shall be called with the ultimate strike out!
Right now, we’re in the 7th inning stretch. We can still go to the grandvoting stands and vote Obama out of office in 2012. We can help ourselves to 4-years of Rick Santorum. Under his management, the US can still beat the Hell’s Satan Scepters and wipe the smug smile off their faces with a 9th inning grand slam of making DOMA required for all 50 states!
Puerto Rico, Mexico and Canada too! Every nation in the Western Hemisphere, by order of Monroe Doctrine, must be banned from allowing gayality to take place within their borders. If God has to strike down the Eastern hemisphere, so be it! They are nothing but oil-grubbing, terror loving, non-appreciative for America saving them from Nazi brats over there as is. This asteroid would do them some good.
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10:08 am
Abe, another beautiful witnessing of God’s love right there. As Christians, to be present for this cleansing is truly an honor.
Will this break the internets?
Hot debate. What do you think?
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“…of God’s love ”
So God’s love is to kill a ton of people? That seems backwards…
“Will this break the internets?”
Why would the internet break?
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Hey Ouroborus, remember when you said that you would kill all of us in the name of your pedophile snake god?
Wasn’t that declarative statement out of the love of your false idol?
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2:49 pm
“…you would kill all of us in the name of your pedophile snake god?”
I was just taunting Cassidy when he claimed you guys track IP Addresses and get people arrested, which is nonsense anyway.
I don’t have a “pedophile snake god”. My god isn’t Ouroboros because Ouroboros isn’t a god. I don’t know where you came up with the pedophile part
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5:41 pm
It’s a pedophile because it represents the inherently pedosexual idea of reincarnation.
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5:44 pm
Ok, explain to me how that makes any sort of sense because of right now you sound idiotic…
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5:47 pm
Obviously you’re too naieve to understand that savages use reincarnation to justify pedophilia. So they don’t feel as guilty when they deflower a child since they aren’t really a child, but an adult reborn.
Aren’t you aware that Indians Marry 7 year olds and in Buddhist countries the age of consent is 12?
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9:07 am
isn’t it the snake that eats itself? I forgot why it did that.
what religion ARE you? because I’ve been wanting to know for a while now
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7:15 am
Homogay.
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7:51 pm
Well, if your god was real then he would have raped 13 year old Marry, the mother of Jesus.
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11:43 am
You Blanche if you agree with fucking stupid article just goes to show your a Dumb ass shit for brain taliban loving nazis douche bag Republican! and Everyone Knows God Hates Republican’s course you can discuss that when you and the Republicans are standing next to Hitler in hell at the BBQ! shut your legs Bitch your drawing flies!
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6:53 pm
My goodness, what a spicy comment.
I read through your response carefully, trying to distill some kind of reasoned debate or enlightened logic that would contradict or support Abe’s article or my comment above.
While I couldn’t find anything like that, I did notice a common pattern of commentary that is notably feckless in these types of threads.
If[Other's Opinion=true], then [insert profane insult], else [additional profane insult to the exponential of some expletive].
In the future, you might find greater success in developing a dialogue if you follow these few guidelines:
– Say something nice.
– Specifically note what part of a comment or article you feel requires your commentary.
– Use complete sentences and shy away from the imperative statements that begin with or imply ‘you’. My favorite imperative statements are ‘pay to the order of’ and ‘go to church’.
Again, thanks for commenting. I think when Liberals take the time to comment, it just means they want help and are willing to learn.
Good Luck!
BB
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2:02 pm
Blanche…Spit or swallow??
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7:16 pm
are you fucking retarded you honestly think that is a real photo. holy shit have you ever heard of photoshop? or do you just sit around all day sucking a priests dick?
its fake and any one that believes this is just a fucking idiot
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10:28 pm
Hi!
I love reading comments from the Messicans. What part of Meheco are you reading ChristWire? You must be moy richo to have el internets in su casa.
BB
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Blanche …Does the BB stand for BALL BRUISER??
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4:40 pm
Indeed.
The internet could use its own internet asteroid to cleanse it too, in my opinion.
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5:01 pm
Looks like the gays have ruined the “cancel post” button too.
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4:42 pm
Indeed.
However, I think the internet could use an internet-type asteroid to cleanse it of all the homoerotic pornography and communist propaganda. Don’t you think so?
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10:09 am
Na i blame religion mainly this one you keep NOT talking about.
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12:35 pm
Convenient for you I assume.
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12:42 pm
Woe unto these litigators of unnaturally gay law and pharisees of carnality, for they have brought this upon us all. After such a sign as this, why are people refusing to overturn gay-marriage legislation and not embracing great laws like Prop 8? Why are states not immediately revoking gay marriage and demanding Rick Santorum to start moving into the White House?
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If God is sending distruction to earth….its not because of Gays. Its because of the horrible hate people like this man spreads.
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Why do people assume that God cannot hit us with an asteroid that does selective destruction? You cannot limit God’s technology and ability to that of ours, he can do anything he wants with this asteroid and it is not going to be wiping out the righteous!
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“it is not going to be wiping out the righteous!”
If an asteroid hits…it won’t just ignore the “righteous”…It will kill everyone…even the “righteous”
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1:30 pm
Again, why are you trying to put God in a box? Do you think He’s incapable of creating an asteroid that can selectively target sinners and leave everyone else spared? We’re but humans and have created bombs that can leave buildings spared and only wipe out terrorists. Your mind is being limited by Satan, think outside the box.
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1:41 pm
“it is not going to be wiping out the righteous!”
Considering God has nothing to do with the asteroid…His “No-rules” rule dosen’t have bearing in this argument.
“think outside the box”
You tell us to think outside the box, but always resort to “God’s doing” or “Satan’s fault” as your arguments…That’s not thinking outside the box
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1:46 pm
Why is your avatar a snake eating itself? It seems to symbolize some sort of spiritual battle going on within.
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2:14 pm
Since you change the subject, I chalkin this up as a win for me.
At least you realized my avatar is a snake. It represents the eternal cycle of life, death, and rebirth actually.
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6:14 am
I suspect that Mr. Watson has missed the actual point of your avatar, which is not to symbolise the ‘circle of life, death, and rebirth’, but rather to serve as an oblique and surreptitious reference to ‘self-servicing’–an act associated wholly with homosexuals.
Your long-standing vandalism of these holy premises with your sinful avatar is now laid bare for all to see. But, you probably enjoy that sort of thing.
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6:39 am
“serve as an oblique and surreptitious reference to ‘self-servicing’–an act associated wholly with homosexual”
Here’s the thing though, Only Christwire sees my avatar as a homosexual reference. I see my avatar as the Ouroboros, the ever going cycle. I’m not trying to make a statement on anything, I just happen to like the avatar.
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6:53 am
So you are saying that your Oogabooga avatar is a reverence to a Woman’s sin cycle? Do you paint yourself with unclean blood and dance in the light of the full moon also?
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6:57 am
You may well claim that you see your avatar as a ‘circle of life’, but those involved in the commission of a pernicious act frequently declare that their motivations are otherwise, and that they should not, therefore, be held to account. Let us not forget that the Nazis claimed that their policies of ethnic genocide were an act of ‘self-preservation’.
I do not, however, ascribe such foul and despicable motives to you, though I cannot help but wonder if you are being entirely honest with us. As you have admitted, it has been interpreted by others here in a similar light. Hence it is surely better to err on the side of caution, (given the nature of the site on which you are commenting) even if only as a gesture of sincerity in dicourse.
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7:29 am
I don’t think we should over-analyse things — our Ouroboros certainly hasn’t!
Even in antiquity the Ouroboros had no more real significance than did the crudest graffito of a dog lapping at its own testes.
In the 21st-century context of arguing with strangers on the internet, the implied reference to the “cycle of life, death and rebirth” is merely an indicator of pretensions to supra-Christian spirituality. In other words: twaddle.
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8:41 am
“reverence to a Woman’s sin cycle?”
You’re thinking of the wrong kind of cycle. The Ouroboros means: we live, we die, we are reborn on this world, and repeat. Simple as that.
Prof.: I am being as honest as possible without revealing all the information because I don’t think strangers on the Internet should know every little detail about me. As for my avatar, I have no secret motive behind. It is the Ouroboros, I see it as the Ouroboros, that is it. Nothing deeper than that.
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9:36 am
How are we “reborn”?
Is there any evidence of any kind that this actually occurs?
I know that the Hindus believe that — but they also worship monkeys and rats.
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9:52 am
no, see… this is just like Minecraft, where I burn an entire forest and my house down because I didn’t like the view. God is, like me, bored with his creations and simply wants to stir things up and make it interesting.
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Ouroboros: Whilst I understand your reluctance to share personal information over the internet, my concern remains.
It is true that your avatar-icon may appeal to certain ancient beliefs, resurrected in this modern age of novelty, and nothing more. Yet, the people of this particular community view it in a different light. If one is going to engage in a civil discussion with them, one should attempt to recognise that state of affairs. It would be a magnanimous sign of goodwill and earnestness of argument if you were to change your icon to something inoffensive to the patrons of this community (even if you yourself do not intend offense with the current icon). The cost to you in time and effort would be very small, but I have no doubt it would rewarded with a greater quality of argument, as people would not have the filip of your icon to harp upon. Moreover, it would add sincerity to your discourse, rather than being perceived as undermining sincerity (as some people feel is currently the case).
I hope you see that I am trying to be even-handed. I wish neither to praise nor to condemn, only to facilitate a civil atmosphere where issues can be discussed.
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Oh i see what you mean, while I mean absolutely no offense with my avatar, the christwire folk keep getting distracted by their assumption of it. However, I feel that any avatar I change to that they will still find offensive somehow…I will consider changing my avatar if I can find a suitable replacement…
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6:49 am
Ouroboros…It appears that the definition of “Righteous” Is…Dumb Fuck that believes in childish fairy tales!!
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9:58 pm
Might I suggest something else which symbolises the beliefs you espouse, without having an appearance which might be taken, rightly or wrongly, to be tacit support for a particular moral choice?
If you are unwilling to use a picture of yourself, you might choose a picture of some pleasant-looking plants, or a baby kitten?
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6:24 am
Well…The infinity sign (the sideways 8 ) has a similar meaning to Ouroboros…I could always change it to that since I can find nothing that they could find wrong about it…
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5:03 pm
Right, and I suppose you are an asteroid scientist.
Scientist… always trying to disprove God’s wrath.
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1:47 pm
Mikey, go find out where the asteroid is going to strike and then stand right in that general area, and see if you survive?
What’s that? Don’t wanna take that chance? So then you have to admit that a weapon of any kind is nondiscriminatory of who it kills.
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1:50 pm
I have no problem with doing that. I’ll bring my tablet so I can make sure to @L.N. your friends on Twitter, telling them that I hope you repented and did not get wiped out wherever you were trying to hide.
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1:52 pm
Well then, make sure you have a live feed of being struck by space rocks then. I’ll laugh my ass off when the feed gets cut because you were squashed like a moron.
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3:13 pm
Your prior response showed you cannot carry on discourse, so I think he made it easier and talked about something you would care about like simple pictures that let you talk about you. Claire likes that too, so she posts cats.
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3:26 pm
I’m guessing your repsonse was actually meant for me Adam…
He completely avoided my argument by changing the subject. Shows that he can’t think of anything to argue with.
“…simple pictures that let you talk about you.”
Explaining my avatar isn’t dosen’t count as talking about myself, especially when I’m correcting him.
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6:21 am
@Oogabooga: Way to make this thread all about you, son.
The vanity of you Emosexuals is simply staggering!
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6:36 am
Considering Adam brought it up first, I really didn’t make this thread about about me. Hell, I usually only ever bring up my avatar when you guys talk smack about it.
Not an emosexual.
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Trying to pass the buck, I see.
How very unChristian ..
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Of course Ouro only brings up his avatar and My Little Pony when other people talk about them. He’s really very private about both those subjects and only talks about them under the most extreme duress!
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2:19 pm
Well, first there would have to be a god!! Personally I believe that Jack (Of Jack & The Beanstalk fame) makes a better god…At least he had a beanstalk to climb into the sky…A little more believable than just ascending into the sky ,like your magical Space Daddy!!
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Well, first there would have to be a god!! Personally, I believe that Jack (Of Jack & The Beanstalk fame) makes a better god…At least he had a beanstalk to climb into the sky…A little more believable than just ascending into the sky, like your magical Space Daddy!!
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2:34 pm
Question: why does it matter so much to you? Going by your picture, you have you’re not telling us. Ooooh… I bet I know what it is… You’re…Latino…. Wait, what? You’re all only focusing on gays because you couldn’t do anything about the blacks. Give over, will you?
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3:12 pm
What do you have against Latinos? And why are you bringing blacks into this, unless you’re talking about that Wandy Sykes or Whoopi, who I am sure are thankful for this warning and hopefully will renounce their lesbianism.
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4:53 pm
Adam, did you forget that you’re the one who hates people of color?
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5:39 pm
I’ve happily dated an ‘of color’ woman before, so you cannot say that at all.
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Like I’d believe that or your claims of ‘not racist’. You blame black people for the ills of this country and hate Mexicans period and you hate all of Asia. That’s just the tip of the iceberg, just admit that you’re racist.
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10:08 pm
Oh, I enjoyed dating her. She was really good times, I just could not stand her family.
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8:27 pm
Do you realize that if the rate of mixed couples continues on its pace, pure white men and women will only be 30% of the population by 2212. Consider that before you start experimenting with this sort of transitional dating.
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We were never really a couple-couple. I just had jungle fever in my younger days. I heard she’s actually doing an interview with ChristWire and wrote a book about dating me.
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7:21 pm
you fucking moron! you think because you follow a cult of stuck up tight asses you diserve more rights than others. your a hypocrite you precious bible says “love your neighbour as your self” so you take that as blame them for your problems deny their rights and say they are creatures of the devil. you are a fucking idiot that makes humans look bad.
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12:36 pm
There’s never better time than now!
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This asteroid is just what we need to scare people back into the pews and away from carnal preasures. I hope it hits asia.
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Racist prick. I hope an asteroid lands on you and your fatass whore of a daughter.
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1:49 pm
What is your facination with Jan you perve?
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You seem to flaunt her fatass about and seem so proud of your whore.
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2:00 pm
I will not respond when you call my daughter a whore.
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2:05 pm
You already did, twice. And why are you getting so pissy? You’ve called other women ‘fat’ or insinuated that they were whores, why do you think your precious little slut should be exempt from any kind of contempt when you’re calling the daughters of others such vile names yourself? What makes you and your cult so special that you’re all immune to basic humane actions as well as the backlash from your insulting actions and words?
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12:37 pm
You think you know all that, don’t you?
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8:42 am
Your daughter loves sucking cock, just like Daddy….And she swallows too, but I’m sure you know that since your an incest loving pedophile!!
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8:54 am
That is exceedingly grubby, even for you, Harley.
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9:39 am
Brother Julian, you truly have a gift for understatement.
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Sister Julie….Come on, you can do better than that!!
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3:16 pm
That would be great! Just imagine, China, USSR, the Arabs all wiped out at once. Glory!
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4:52 pm
Did anyone ever tell you that you’re a hateful, racist, xenophobic bastard?
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5:33 pm
I cannot believe you have the audacity to say that about me. Take it back.
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The truth hurts, dosen’t it?
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What can’t you believe? The fact that it’s true, the fact that you’re hateful, racist, sexist, xenophobic, and downright despicable and vile? Well, start believing in it, jackass.
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8:37 am
You children are vile and hateful!
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Jules (AKA Julie)…Your religion is VILE AND HATEFUL and your mouth is vile and evil….Just like your man loving heart!! REPENT…You FUCKING SHIT LICKING HEATHEN and tithe to:
Godswill Ministries or learn to FRY forever…..
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7:22 pm
racist ass hole the USSR doesn’t exist any more! you christians are living in the past.
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A Communist never changes his spots!
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Sister Julie….And a Christian can not see the forest because he cut down a tree, made a bullshit bible out of it and stuck it in front of his face!!
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10:16 pm
Julian i had you figured for a more intellegent sort. I was under the impression that the bible said to give all men a second chance. To turn the other cheek. I enjoy reading your comments however misguided i find them, however i do not think that your statement is right. If a man kills hundreds and repents in jail is he truely a christian just because he said he was sorry? I would actually like an intelligent reply to this for i am genuinly curious as to if this can happen.
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11:52 am
C Cunts
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This means you August, You pecker licker!!
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6:22 am
That simply makes no sense.
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Kinda like religion, hey??
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1:58 am
I fail to see how that addresses the substance of my comment in any way.
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A nal
P enetration
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A Another
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And a big BaBa Booey to all you christwire Ass Lickers…And a BIG FUCK YOU to Brother Homo Talor!!
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7:41 am
Yet more witless blather from Christwire’s resident goblin.
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9:26 am
Sister Julie Taylor is jealous…..How sinful!!
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9:34 am
I believe he just feels sorry for your parents, as the rest of us do.
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10:49 am
Brother Bruised Colon….Maybe he should feel sorry for your bruised colon the next time he sticks that 12 inch black dildo in your ass and perhaps he could smear a little grease on it or maybe you prefer spit!!
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10:58 am
Jiminy fuck! What is your problem?
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LUKE 21:11 “And there will be great earthquakes in various places, and famines and pestilences; and there will be fearful sights and great signs from heaven.”
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Amen!
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Glory!
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Godswill Ministries shared a link.
Wednesday.
Brothers and Sisters! Today marks a pinnacle moment in the history of mankind and, more importantly, in the lives of our congregation. The Ordain-O-Matic is now open for business! Become an official Reverend (just like me!) of Godswill Ministries! It’s just as valid as ANY ordainment available from any institution. You will be able to officiate weddings or any other superstitious ceremonies of your choice. http://godswillchurch.com/ordain/
Ordain-O-Matic
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Reverend Duncan
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7:35 am
Luke…Puke….GFYS!!
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7:07 am
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive………With BULLSHIT and LIES!!
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Ah says after the perty fireworks of Big Daddy God’s vengince and rath, we gon and have us a good ol fashin homo barbeq and sacrerfice them suns of bishes to Jesis! GAYMEN! *cgh* xcuse meh…I mean AMEN!
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On a more serious note… What lunacy. This is asteroid is only 60m. If this was tossed by that nebula, the so-called “hand of god”, then god must throw a girl. I’m personally insulted that you would lay this at my feet. I mean, I feed you, I clothe you, and I let you talk, even though you make the most fallacious claims about me and my activities…and this is how you repay me? Claiming that I through this pebble because I’m mad at gay people? No… I’m not mad at gay people; I’m mad at little human beings who have the audacity, the supreme arrogance, to speak for me. Do you see this Universe? Who created it? That’s right; me, your God. If I created the Universe, I’m quite certain that I could come up with a much more severe punishment for anything that I decided was wicked. I’ll give you an example; I limited Abe’s intellect. Just from that simple move, he now lacks the social skills necessary to find a wife, have kids, and be a productive member of human society. In retrospect, and at risk of unintentionally undoing the Universe, I must admit, this may have been a mistake on my part. Had I granted this scarecrow brains, he would know that a 60m asteroid is not going to destroy the world. At best, it will be Tunguska, 2013, minimal to no damage to the earth or its population. At worst, it’ll wipe out a few million people, many of whom are not gay. I don’t see how straight people being punished by me will convince gay people not to be gay… They don’t seem to care… Which, I believe, is the best course of action in this matter; not caring. You caring so much about the destruction of gay people, and whether or not people are gay, really alludes to your own closeted homosexuality, and, by your very own logic, I should probably destroy you. Luckily for you, I’m benevolent, and loving, and Absolute, and it tends not to matter who you are, so long as you fulfill the purpose I have given you: live, freely, and happily. If you wish to keep doing so, I suggest you aim your ire in the appropriate direction; your government, and their endeavor to remove each and every single one of your freedoms. You may continue to worship me, now. And no more “Amen”, please? It’s a loose reference to Amen-Ra, an enemy of mine from ancient Egypt. Tone it down, or else, I will reset the Universe…or reverse age you and hand you over to the Catholics…
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5:24 pm
Teal deer.
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2:35 pm
Oh oh oh… I dernt no wheir that came from… LIke tha devle gotta holdame o sumthin…
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your so racist it makes humans look like ignorant sacks of worthless meat. is America so much better than asains because your white. America was founded by England your just another colony of Europeans your not so special. your just an ignorant racist sack of shit. your the reason why people hate america you ignorant fuck!
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7:30 pm
“is America so much better than asains because your white”
yes
“America was founded by England”
No, it was founded by awesome white Christian Caucasian men.
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7:55 pm
America was founded by British people.
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10:10 pm
Then why did we kick their butts back across the ocean whence they came? America was founded by Americans, read the Declaration of Independence.
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10:13 pm
The 13 colonies were founded by the British. The colonies didn’t like the way they were treated so they fought back. Pretty much everyone in the colonies were British or British decent.
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10:51 pm
The Declaration of Independence named everyone here as Americans. Just because you don’t like the facts, you cannot revise history. We kicked the British out and they are still sore about it.
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10:55 pm
Yes your American but you are still avoiding the fact that we came from the fucking British. If it wasn’t for them then there wouldn’t be an America. He would have been most likely all Mexico. Maybe. Never once did I say I don’t like facts. It’s you that can’t understand my facts.
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11:45 pm
“we came from the fucking British”
Clearly, you’ve never heard of California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Utah, Colorado, Alaska and Louisiana.
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12:58 am
If you read everything I said I started off with the 13 colonies.
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4:07 am
My comment stands, dipshit.
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7:59 am
The counry was divied up between spain, france, and England. Englan kicked France out and spain moved to places belo. Still, England factored quite greatly in how this country was founded. And majority of the states you just said weren’t in the 13 colonies. It started there and kept growing
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10:07 pm
war of 1812. British could have easily taken back america from us. As for america being founded by the british that is false. Adam is right, america was founded by americans. Henceforth the name america. Yet Ex is right on some levels seeing as how the ex british colonists are the ones who created this great (kinda) country.
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5:02 pm
America was founded by Mayflowers
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6:27 am
New Amsterdam (later, New York) was settled by the Dutch. It was one of the ‘thirteen original colonies’, as you put it–though that is a very arbitrary distinction chosen largely to help schoolchildren break up history into digestible chunks.
Please, do not make these holy forums into a venue for the spreading of misinformation and lies. The readers of the world deserve better.
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I still like the idea of America being founded by cybersharks.
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2:56 pm
Holy forum hybrid consisting of 50% HORSE SHIT, 49% BULLSHIT and 1% urine!! BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, ETC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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actually your both wrong. My bad, america technically was founded by the explorer Amerigo Vespucci.
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12:06 pm
August sucks donkey dick, elephant cock and porpoise peter. He is buy sexual…If he can’t get it, he will buy it….Ask that Old Skank Susan where she got all the quarters??
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12:39 pm
not helpful.
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1:58 pm
Godswill Ministries shared a link.
Wednesday.
Brothers and Sisters! Today marks a pinnacle moment in the history of mankind and, more importantly, in the lives of our congregation. The Ordain-O-Matic is now open for business! Become an official Reverend (just like me!) of Godswill Ministries! It’s just as valid as ANY ordainment available from any institution. You will be able to officiate weddings or any other superstitious ceremonies of your choice. http://godswillchurch.com/ordain/
Ordain-O-Matic
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Reverend Duncan
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9:41 am
You should not be tarnishing the good name of God Swill Ministries by pretending to be associated with them.
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4:45 pm
Eat a big stinky pile of runny shit, you fucking shit talking BUTT PIRATE/TURD BURGLAR!!
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6:31 am
Pipe down, you deplorable little imp!
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7:42 am
You would love to Lick my ass clean after a big, steamy shit…Right, Brother Julian (CHARMIN) Taylor??
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7:46 am
That is tasteless and vulgar, you my friend are living, breathing proof that the Lord God occaisionally gets it wrong.
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8:07 am
Oh, you are such a witty pervert!!
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8:11 am
Brother Julian, I see that you are speaking from frustration. The LORD never gets anything wrong. I suspect the very fact that Harley Farley lives and breathes is intended as a challenge for us to do better in spreading the LORD’s word.
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11:19 am
you need to learn how to insult properly. you sound like a child who just discovered his keyboard.
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11:39 pm
If only these gays would give up their selfish, hedonistic lifestyle, God would surely take pity on us all.
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12:11 pm
Stick a couple of burritos up your ass…Don’t forget to lay on the hot sauce!!
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12:40 pm
You have an unrealistic conceptio of yourself.
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1:53 pm
C Cunts
H Homos
R Rightwing
I Idiotic
S Shit
T Talking
W Weasels
I Into
R Rear
E Entry
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1:47 pm
Obsessed with penis and anus. Typical Calafornian liberal.
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2:03 pm
Go lick your burro!
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8:42 am
Hateful little catamite.
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9:44 am
Whoever is keeping him should really keep him away from the internet.
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Harley Farley, I hope your mom doesn’t find out you’ve been spreading all this homosexual banter all over the internet, you’ll be grounded for months.
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2:23 pm
Mommy said to tell you to go fuck yourself!!
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4:28 pm
My dear LN, Claire, Harley and “Ex-Christian”,
Please stop and think for a moment about your future. Do you realize that if you died today without being Born again you would go immediately to Hell according to Luke, 16:22,23? Only God knows when that time will come, but he has given you plenty of time to Repent and turn to Christ.
Think of all that God has done for you so far in your lifetime. The Bible declares that ” The goodness of God leadeth thee to Repentance ” Romans, 2:4. God loved you and I enough to send his Son to die for our sins, John, 3:16. But you must Repent and trust Christ in order to be saved. Luke, 13:3,5 Romans, 10:9-13 , Why do you continue to procrastinate about the most important decision of your entire lifetime ?
Please humble yourself today and call on the Lord to save you while God is speaking to your heart ! No man has to lead you in a prayer to be saved. If you know you are a sinner, then you will have no trouble praying a “Sinners Prayer” If our Church can help you in any way, Please don’t hesitate to call, regardless of the hour. We know where you’re coming from, for we all were Sinners also until the Lord saved us !
With love,
Dr. Plimpton
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5:17 pm
I don’t believe there is a hell so yeah….no.
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6:31 am
Protesting a lack of belief will not save you from the dire consequences of that unbelief. I will pray for you, as I pray for all those who look towards our loving creator with hate in their hearts.
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For a long time many people refused to believe in platypuses.
In fact, some platypus-denying governors of New South Wales had convicts flogged for claiming to have seen one.
It didn’t change the fact that platypuses exist.
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11:21 am
fine with me, just bury me with my guns on. I’ll give the devil a piece of my mind.
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5:09 pm
Fuck you and your Almighty Invisible Space Daddy….Try thinking for yourself…. you poor pitiful blind sheep!! God throwing one of his children into hell would be the equalivent of throwing a baby in the fireplace for being bad and you dumb assed fucktards say you have a loving god….What bullshit, read a little Deuteronomy, stupid!!
Let me get this straight….God put himself in the womb of a virgin so he could be born and sacrifice himself to himself so our sins would be forgiven by the guy that sacrificed himself because some fucking talking snake talked someone into eating a fucking apple ….And you believe this SHIT…SILLY FUCKING MORONIC CHRISTIANS!
You are such stupid lame assed EWES that you think the world is 6,000 years old!! A-FUCKIN’-MEN
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5:28 pm
Harey Farey, I’ve tried to figure out what your purpose for visiting Chris†wire is??? Are you making some sort of impact for your side of the argument? If your purpose is to make you & other non-believers look like childish, potty mouthed, uneducated, nonsensical, raving lunatics…. Mission accomplished.
Otherwise, you just remind me of a homeless guy with severe Tourette syndrome spouting out random curse words in the street… or a hungry monkey in a cage banging his tin cup against the bars.
Must be pathetic being you… Your greatest achievement, to date, is cursing at everyone on Chris†wire. Wow. Very cool. You must have your choice in men with this display of heroics.
Yaaaaaaawwwwwwnnnnnnn… you’re very predictable & quite boring.
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5:30 pm
Harley is too dumb to ride the short bus, so they gave him a computer to sit in front of. Somehow he got to chrisTwire and can’t figure out how to navigate his browser elsewhere.
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5:34 pm
I’m assuming he must wear one of those protective helmets too.
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You just can not handle the truth because your a bunch of programed, brain washed sheep…and I just get a big kick out of pointing out the obvious…YOU ARE ALL AS STUPID AS SHEEP and the only Christian brotherly love you have is for each other’s ASSHOLE……I’m betting that you FUCKTARDS keep KY Jelly in business…FUCKING HYPOCRITES!!
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8:47 am
Stupid? Says the gibbering little Orc who won’t stop cussing at us decent folk ..
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9:51 am
FUCK YOU JULIE….I’m not stupid enough to believe in an Invisible Space Daddy!! Do you still put your teeth under your pillow and wait for the Tooth Fairy?? Do you write Santa every year and ask for a big shiny new 12 inch BLACK dildo to ass fuck yourself with?? Grow up, try reality and give up FAIRY TALES, JUNIOR!!! You are a Fucktard MENTAL MIDGET who has no ability to give reasonable thought to religion or the world that does not revolve around your HOLY BULLSHIT!! EAT SHIT, DIE…THE END….No streets of gold or mansions in the sky…No partying for eternity with the SPACE DADDY……ONLY WORMS GNAWING on your dead cock!!
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10:06 am
Harey Farey – What a well thought out, well rounded argument you make. Hahahahahaha. Bless you.
You should check the straps on your helmet. Maybe have mommy loosen them a bit. Your circulation may be failing you.
You should also consider a subscription to a homogay magazine or homogay website. With all of the violent homoerotic visions you continually cast upon us, I assuming you’re a repressed closeted homogay. Maybe a brony. Do you have an uncle that you had a special relationship with at one time?
Accept your homogayness, go have some Thai food, visit a glory hole & enjoy yourself. It will help you make sense of the homoerotic battle you aren’t facing in your tiny little mind.
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10:09 am
Decent folk…I have to admit that is some funny shit there, Sister Julie!!
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11:04 am
Stuart the BARN YARD TERROR…Thanks for the compliment….GOOD BUDDY!!
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I give this site more respect than it deserves and will continue to fuck with anyone stupid enough to believe this shit is serious…….BABA BOOEY too you mental giants!!
From Wikipedia
Christwire is a satirical website that publishes blog style articles that highlight supposed excesses of American Christian conservatives along with obscure weather reportage, new vernacular, intense focus on various communities, and numerous parenting and lifestyle tips.
Like similar satirical websites, Christwire’s stories have often erroneously been taken at face value due to their plausibility.
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Harey Farey – Many of us are part of the blessed Chris†wire family. So your mission is going to take quite some time.
Your commentary offers nothing new to anything. If you think we haven’t heard the same non-believing droning from other mouthpieces, you’re crazy. Therefore, your mission is pointless… Unless your point is proving you’re an angry, delusional person with many thoughts of pornographic & homogay practices trapped in your thick skull. Point proven. Otherwise you should find a new hobby… like turning tricks for cigarettes or something.
I would take a long homoerotic look in your mirror before you call any of us stupid or anything else for that matter.
Bless you.
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3:09 pm
Stuart (AKA THE BARN YARD RAPIST)…Stick to fucking sheep and ponies and BEWARE of that bull…. He will rip your little pecker off if you try to ass fuck him!!
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5:51 pm
Harey Farey – I think you need to stop projecting all of your bizarre fantasies upon us. It’s amazing that you do not have the gonads to go out & deal with your sexual/deviant frustrations. Seriously, go out to a homogay bar & suck a couple of sin sticks. You might find your new calling in life. “Cheap strung out trick” would be perfect nomenclature for you.
Your response was just as expected too. Unintelligent, argumentative, pointless & vile. Just like you.
Bless you.
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Barn Yard Stuart….Unintelligent, argumentative, pointless & vile……Damn, I think you have just described christwire….Now, Go snuggle up to your EWE, and I will leave you with a big old BABA BOOEY, You SMELLY SHIT STAIN!!
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5:30 pm
Was this comment directed at me? I wanted to offer you a prayer today because it is the right thing to do. I am confident that you need some advice and maybe a little help with your situation.
Here this humble prayer, O God, for our
troubled children, for at-risk youth that
are abused, misguided and vulnerable;
for children who yearn for nothing more
than encouraging words and a loving
touch; for any that have broken society’s
laws and are lost and frightened.
We entreat for them Thy mercy, grace
and forgiveness, and for those responsible
for their care we ask hearts of compassion,
gentle hands and kind words.
Make us, ourselves, to be true friends to
these young men and women, and so to
share the blessings of the merciful.
Amen.
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9:57 am
BULLSHIT AND LIES!!
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6:12 pm
ummmmmmmm, how the f*** are gays to blame for a super cosmic event. surely your all loving god would not want the destruction of the earth, or is he not loving.
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8:04 pm
maybe he’s bored. whenever I played Sim City and got bored I blew it the buck up. damn city, stop being so humdrum. I wanna kill some of you ungrateful pricks just for living in this wonderful city I handcrafted for you
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12:02 am
I still have SC3000 installed. It’s still awesome, and I still have no idea what the heightmap for Metropolis is.
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8:27 am
Sim City is evil too. You should uninstall it immediately.
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6:31 pm
This is terribly thought out. An asteroid strike capable of wiping out all life in an entire hemisphere would be powerful enough to destroy the rest of the planet. There’s no invisible wall that would protect the western hemisphere from weeks, maybe months of ash blocking out the sun, sending temperatures well below 0, kill off most if not all of our food supplies, and probably choke off a few million people who got too much dust in their lungs. You should care more about the world.
Also, I’m pretty sure that the god who told some dude to write “love thy neighbor as thyself” and “thou shalt not kill” and “thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor”, then sent a little clone of himself out to explain to some old guys that everyone is everyone’s neighbor would be more angry about people hating others and killing them/wishing them dead/taking away their rights than about people loving people.
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2:51 am
Damn. I was sure it was because of the serial killers.
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Ah! Another miss. The hand of God chooses not to strike! And, God told me a few months ago, it is the Gay’s fault. For God loves ALL his creations, and he created Gays to show us the evils of overpopulation in the world he told us to Steward for him, while we chose to take it to ourselves in opposition to God’s command. You’re a fraud, Brian and Mike. God told me so… directly.
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