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Democrats are stabbing us in the back, litigating measures that are making it easier for gays to one day stab us all in the BACKSIDE. Beware the Ides of March, America.
Beware the Ides of March, America!
As you sit peacefully in your home or office, thinking about how Kentucky will win the NCAA tournament or what’s to have for lunch, in Washington DC a Greek tragedy is taking place!
It’s as if America’s fate is being whiz penned in homosexually yellow ink from William Shakes His Spear! We are a land of steamy bathouses full of men yodeling for each other’s sinspouts! They want to erect coleseums in each other backsides and have homes of two daddies or two mommies! The greatest philosphers of all time would call this the Fall of a Civilization!
My friends, beware the Ides of March! The greatest betrayal to our country are the democrats. They care not that America is a Republic founded by Republicans! It says so in the Constitution. It says so in the Federalist Papers. It says so in the BIBLE!
But gays are to blame for all the trouble we have today. They want the right to stab anything in the back: other men, women, children, animals and even cars!
Don’t say it’s not true when doctors have already diagnosed my words as true, liberalos!
In ancient Rome, there was a man named Julias Caesar. He was democratically elected Emperor of Rome. Julius Caesar was also a Christian who was sickened by all the, welfare babies! Gay sodomy houses! Gay military! NonChristian deities! Lippy women! Weak foreign policy! that had infested his country!
He wanted to turn Rome into a Godly nation and so he did! He began to attack all the Mongol European and Arab nations! He razed the future lands of Russian communism and Barbaric lands of Nazism in prophetic rage! And in his society, he put women back in the bedroom, children back in schools and gays back in shame! Rome was a true nation again!
But there was only one problem. His Congress was full of Democratic Senators! They were jealous of Caesar and wanted to keep serving SATAN!
So one night, they all had a toga orgy ceremony before the golden calves of Ba’al, stroking each other and climaxing as they smoked hallucinogenic compounds. They plotted to kill Caesar and stab him in the backside. There was one chief homosexual among them, they called him a “Brute”.
Our research shows that “BRUTE” is the ancient Roman word for “BEAR”, a word gays use to describe a musky, brawny type of them with a bunch of hair!
The BRUTE gay secretly entered Caesar’s chambers as he was taking a bath. Caesar asked, ‘Why do you want, Senator?’. Senator Sasafrash only responded by taking out his flesh dagger and then all the other Senators appeared, pinning down poor Julius Caesar and taking turns stabbing him in the backside like all gays want to do to our society and morals.
As he laid dieing from all the gay diseases they were putting in him, Caesar turned back and asked, “Et tu, Brute?” And you, Bear?
Brute shook his head yes and dangled his final flesh weasle in Caesar’s stink womb. It was a sad day my friends, the first Christian emperor had been killed by Democrat senators.
It is this they want do to do America. We must Beware the Ides of March and its meaning. We can see there is still a secret society of perversion that exists, they still want to get their agenda on the table and they will not even let the greatest emperor of all time stand in their way.
Beware the Ides of March, America. The gays are coming. Is your backside safe?
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If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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Abe, you’ve clearly had WAY too much to drink, even for your standards. Put down the bottle, and apologize for your stupidity, and then go to bed.
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Don’t criticize a man’s drinking habits. How much a man drinks and what he does while drinking is none of your business. Your parents should have taught you this.
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Everyone should clench at this warning. No one’s backside is safe.
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Thank you for that warning, Brother Abe. I too hate the way homogays lust after my body and ogle me whenever they pass me. No doubt, they want to do me exactly what they did to our fellow Christian Julius Caesar. No one is safe from the homogays!
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hahaha, julius caesar was not christian. rome, or italy for that matter, did not turn catholic until 400 years after caesar died. he was strictly polytheistic, and jupiter was his god
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I will be wearing extra protective gear this fateful day to prevent myself from being sodomized.
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Current location: in car with gay man.
How about that, I haven’t been sodomized! Whoo!
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It’s only a matter of time before he makes a move. Scientific studies have conclusively proven that homogays lack self control in the presence of normal heterosexual males. A strong need to sexually assault and convert normal men to their Satanic homogay lifestyle choice is pat of a homogay’s personality. They did it to Caesar, they will do it to you too.
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Not yet, or at least not that you are aware of. They probably drug you every night and do all sorts of perverted acts on you without you knowing. I feel sorry for you, you probably won’t know about it till your doctor tells you you have full-blown AIDS.
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“. They”
I live with ONE gay guy, not a whole group.
Stop assuming things Boone because you always look like a freakin idiot.
My friend has a boyfriend and would never cheat on him, escpecially with me.
He’s not a rapist. He would never use drugs to rape someone. He also isn’t a drug user, just tO add.
” I feel sorry for you”
There’s absolutely no reason to feel sorry for me since NOTHING you assume about my life is right.
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You may not be aware, but your roommate may have snuck into your room while you were sleeping, used some homogay sleep dust and sodomized your circular snake.
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No, he does nothing like that.; Stop assuming things.
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I have been living with this gay man for four years, and he has never once even attempted anything. Why do you keep making up facts? You know nothing of homosexuals.
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How do you know? Maybe he homoroofies you?
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You mean roofies? Dude seriously, homosexuals aren’t rapists like you think they are.
We are so good of friends that we are essentially brothers. He would never do anything to me.
Stop being an idiot
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So he prefers kids?
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He has a boyfriend I the same age. He is not a pedophile!
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My bad. I meant he has a boyfriend who is the same age. He is not a pedophile
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You seem to be scrambling. Some truth there?
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Every typo isn’t some Freudian slip or something. I’m on my phone and am trying to type as fast as I can, which is leading to a long mistakes on my part.
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“homosexuals aren’t rapists like you think they are.”
No, only heterosexuals would do such awful things. Homosexuals are all soft, sweet, peace-loving folks who just want nice stuff like good flower-arrangements and agreeing pastel-shaded wallpaper. Get your head out of the sand, you deluded fool.
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” Get your head out of the sand, you deluded fool.”
This applys more to you!
I never said Anythin to that extent. I’m just saying not every gay is a rapist like you assume they are. Are there gay rapists? Yea, but there’s also heterosexual rapists too! Saying every gay man is a rapist is ridicoulusly false!
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“I have been living with this gay man for four years..”
That’s even more sad and pathetic than I thought. Obviously that gayness has rubbed off on you over the years. I bet you even talk with a lisp and mince around now while you’re stacking shelves in your dead-end job all night.
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“Gayness” can’t rub off on someone, how stupid are you?
How am I pathetic? I have a good job, good home, great friends, a loving girlfriend. My life is great.
” I bet you even talk with a lisp”
No I don’t. Not every gay man has a lisp.
“dead-end job all night.”
What makes you think it’s a dead end job?
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I am sure of it, Brother Boone. No one can be in such close proximity to a homogay for FOUR YEARS without some of the perversions and disgusting mannerisms (like lisping and swishing a lot, watching Glee, etc.) of the degenerate homosexual lifestyle rubbing off on him. Four years! Wow. I can’t even be around a homogay for 4 minutes without feeling the need to take a shower
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Ignorant bastard…
You can’t catch gayness or gayness can’t rub off on you. He’s gay, I’m straight and nothings changes for 4 years.
Do you really think most gays lisp or swish (huh?) and anyone can watch Glee, it’s just a show. Neither of us watch it because we find it boring as hell.
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Bless you, brother Abe, for the sobering reminder to all of us straights that the gays won’t rest until everyone on the planet is a gay, which pretty much means the end of humanity. Perhaps we could start a petition to make March 15th “Gays Awareness Day”?
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I believe that would be a great idea. March 15th, the day the 1st Christian Emperor of Rome was murdered by fiendish homogays should be “Gays Awareness Day”. I like it.
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If I may be so bold, perhaps we should extend the petition to include making the 15th of every single month as a “Gays Awareness Day”. The more that gays and their depraved lifestyles are on our minds, the better.
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Are you serious? Gay don’t want to turn everyone gay, they just want to stopped being judged by ignorant fucks like you guys.
Hell, even gay guys know it’s impossible to turn people gay. It’s impossible to change anyone’s sexuality.
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It is not impossible. Have you not heard of the Ex-Gay movement by which thousands of gays have successfully stopped sinning, and through Bible Study and the love of Christ, have successfully become straight? You should tell your gay friend. There is hope for him yet. Jesus died for all our sins and loves everyone – even sick, twisted, perverted homogays like your friend. Praise Jesus!
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“Have you not heard of the Ex-Gay movement by which thousands of gays have successfully stopped sinning, and through Bible Study and the love of Christ, have successfully become straight?”
Impossible. Smothering ones true self with “the lord” is just biblical brainwashing and you are horrible people for forcing to try and change!
“You should tell your gay friend. There is hope for him yet.”
I have no need or right to change who is. He’s happy with himself an as long as he’s happy, I see no reason to change him.
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Let’s just put it this way, Outboros, when it comes to gays I’m “Pro-Choice” because I believe people choose to be homos. They can just as easily choose not to be! There’s still time to save your roommate! Tell him to give his life to a man…a man named Jesus. Praise!
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No, just no. Being gay is not a choice. You CANNOT I repeat, CANNOT change someone’s sexuality.
“They can just as easily choose not to be!”
You’re an idiot. Nobody chooses their sexuality. I you could choose, my friend would’ve become straight a longtime ago because of the hell he’s been through.
He already believes in God, Jesus, and the whole Christian thing…Onviously Jesus isn’t doing much.
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“I’m just saying not every gay is a rapist like you assume they are.”
I didn’t say or assume that, stop making things up. You did write this though, which is obviously untrue:
“homosexuals aren’t rapists like you think they are.”
Perhaps you should think about how you phrase your statements, because your whitewash just isn’t working.
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““homosexuals aren’t rapists like you think they are.”
I stand by this statement. Being gay dosen’t make you a rapist.
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But you admit that many gay men have committed rape? Therefore your statement- “homosexuals aren’t rapists like you think they are.” is patently false.
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Gay men can be rapists just as much as a straight man can. Saying “ALL gay men are rapists” is false.
I never admitted that “many gay man have committed rape” because its not true.
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Statistics show that gay people are more prone to be sexual predators.
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Look, some predators are homosexuals. But most homosexuals AREN’T predators.
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A lot of this Ides of March propaganda is a get straight men to wear a bed sheet toga to bars. I hope none of our faithful readers fell for this trickery.
For those that do, club soda is pretty good for protein stains.
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“I never admitted that “many gay man have committed rape” because its not true.”
So you think Jeffrey Dahmer, Andrew Cunanan, John Wayne Gacy, Dennis Nilsen and Otis Toole only had consensual relationships? That’s just a few of the famous ones off the top of my head and obviously the smallest tip of the iceberg. You really are deluded.
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I’m pretty sure if Shakespeare just read what you wrote he would roll over in his coffin.
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@Crowley_The_Snake: Shakespeare was just a dramatist, not a historian. His play “Julius Caesar” was full of lies Shakespeare and his liberal backers made up on the fly. OTOH, Brother Abe’s article here is a result of rigorous research and fine Christian scholarship . Thanks to Abe, we are able to learn the facts about Christian Emperor Julius Caesar and murder by the flaming homogays of the liberal Roman Senate. These are the true facts about history that you can never learn by reading artsy-fartsy Shakespeare plays. Praise Jesus!
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I’m just talking about the way this is written. Y’know. The style. The words. The overall mother’s English is just terrible. And the structure of it isn’t flowing, it just seems very choppy, and I lost interest in it after a while. The writer has to think about the audience, and the audience is lost. Mostly the reader ignorance proper past tense and present tense verbs, which is a terrible crime against writing. And that conclusion. I’m sorry. This article just doesn’t do it for me.
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The mother’s English? Are you talking about Queen Elizabeth? If anything, she should be charged with crimes against humanity and fork over money for the complete renovation for The White House and all the other mess they caused that we had to clean up. I say lock the “Queen Mother” up in Gitmo with all the rest of the terrorists.
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No. Mother’s English is just a fancy way of saying English you twit.
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Fact: Majority of Pedophiles in America are Heterosexual.
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“Fact: Majority of Pedophiles in America are Heterosexual.
That would make sense, since more than 95% of Americans are heterosexual. However, here’s another fact for you to chew on: The majority of homosexuals in America are pedophiles.
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Fact: Jeb Boone dosen’t know what a fact is.
Most homosexuals are NOT Pedophiles.
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Is that going to be your plea when the FBI start searching your apartment and discover the dismembered remains of dozens of the missing schoolboys from your neighborhood?
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There you go assuming things you ignorant dumbass!
I stand by my statement: Most gays are NOT Pedophiles.
My friend certainly isn’t one and neither is most of the gay community.
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“There you go assuming things you ignorant dumbass!
I can just imagine you spitting that out in disgust with your hands on your hips while you prance around the aisles at work.
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Do you honestly think all gay men prance about?
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What a hunk of bullshit
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“Do you honestly think all gay men prance about?”
No, some are quite butch, but not the ones who say “Dumbass.”
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So because I use the word “dumbass” I’m a prancing gay? That dosen’t make any sense.
There may be stereotypes of gays, but not every gay man falls into a category.
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