Beware the Ides of March, America!
As you sit peacefully in your home or office, thinking about how Kentucky will win the NCAA tournament or what’s to have for lunch, in Washington DC a Greek tragedy is taking place!
It’s as if America’s fate is being whiz penned in homosexually yellow ink from William Shakes His Spear! We are a land of steamy bathouses full of men yodeling for each other’s sinspouts! They want to erect coleseums in each other backsides and have homes of two daddies or two mommies! The greatest philosphers of all time would call this the Fall of a Civilization!
My friends, beware the Ides of March! The greatest betrayal to our country are the democrats. They care not that America is a Republic founded by Republicans! It says so in the Constitution. It says so in the Federalist Papers. It says so in the BIBLE!
But gays are to blame for all the trouble we have today. They want the right to stab anything in the back: other men, women, children, animals and even cars!
In ancient Rome, there was a man named Julias Caesar. He was democratically elected Emperor of Rome. Julius Caesar was also a Christian who was sickened by all the, welfare babies! Gay sodomy houses! Gay military! NonChristian deities! Lippy women! Weak foreign policy! that had infested his country!
He wanted to turn Rome into a Godly nation and so he did! He began to attack all the Mongol European and Arab nations! He razed the future lands of Russian communism and Barbaric lands of Nazism in prophetic rage! And in his society, he put women back in the bedroom, children back in schools and gays back in shame! Rome was a true nation again!
But there was only one problem. His Congress was full of Democratic Senators! They were jealous of Caesar and wanted to keep serving SATAN!
So one night, they all had a toga orgy ceremony before the golden calves of Ba’al, stroking each other and climaxing as they smoked hallucinogenic compounds. They plotted to kill Caesar and stab him in the backside. There was one chief homosexual among them, they called him a “Brute”.
Our research shows that “BRUTE” is the ancient Roman word for “BEAR”, a word gays use to describe a musky, brawny type of them with a bunch of hair!
The BRUTE gay secretly entered Caesar’s chambers as he was taking a bath. Caesar asked, ‘Why do you want, Senator?’. Senator Sasafrash only responded by taking out his flesh dagger and then all the other Senators appeared, pinning down poor Julius Caesar and taking turns stabbing him in the backside like all gays want to do to our society and morals.
As he laid dieing from all the gay diseases they were putting in him, Caesar turned back and asked, “Et tu, Brute?” And you, Bear?
Brute shook his head yes and dangled his final flesh weasle in Caesar’s stink womb. It was a sad day my friends, the first Christian emperor had been killed by Democrat senators.
It is this they want do to do America. We must Beware the Ides of March and its meaning. We can see there is still a secret society of perversion that exists, they still want to get their agenda on the table and they will not even let the greatest emperor of all time stand in their way.
Beware the Ides of March, America. The gays are coming. Is your backside safe?