Chris†wire Movie Review: Project X
Project X the long anticipated teen-party comedy blockbuster branded as, “a party film for a new generation” shadows three practically prepubescent white American high school boys all of whom are hell-bent on throwing the definitive “balls out – anything goes party” of all time, believing doing so will make them popular among their peers.
But Project X fails to deliver by using the same worn plotline and teen-movie formula used in scores of coming of age teen-party films of the 1970s and 80s. It’s nothing new; a group of uncool kids hoping to get noticed by the hot popular girls throw a massive party that gets predictably out of control and criminal mayhem ensues.
Ultimately Project X is just another teen movie but strays from its predecessors like Animal House or Revenge of the Nerds which were filmed against a college campus background using collegiate aged actors. Shamelessly Project X gives viewers an “in-your-face” portrayal of young high school aged students in the 10th through 12th grades when most high schoolers are under-aged minors.
Project X Glorifies Teen Drug & Alcohol Use and Premarital Unprotected Sex
As expected the film relies heavily on juvenile “potty mouth humor” and as in all teen movies the consumption of alcohol, drug use and steamy sexual situations dominates the movie clearly sending the wrong message that substance abuse and sex are necessary ingredients for teens to have a “good time.”
Project X also departs from other teen movies by using graphic footage of these youngsters consuming copious volumes of liquor, smoking marijuana and snorting cocaine. Scenes of drunken and drugged partygoers depict these under aged students
behaving recklessly, laughing, falling down, and stumbling around the pool with slurred speech. And of course dad’s prized BMW winds up at the bottom of the pool.
The most shocking aspect of this film comes in the last 40 minutes when the camera captures a number of young, inebriated and impressionable school children as they strip off their clothes and take great pride in showing off their tight young hard bodies, developing breasts, fine asses and hung ankle spankers. And it doesn’t take long before these kids begin exploring the bodies of their friends as the party rages into the night.
During the pre-screening of this film I considered walking out finding the movie both disturbing and pornographic. I enjoy movies like Road Trip or Animal House; they’re entertaining and made for an older audience. Had Project X been filmed in a collegiate environment, my review of this movie wouldn’t be as scathing.
Project X is a damnable coming-of-age dark comedy film that’s predicted to do well at the box office. The movie is bound to be a big hit with America’s Godless, misguided heathen youth, and offers nothing for an older demographic. The film has no Christian values and blatantly promotes drinking, drugs and sex to America’s innocent and impressionable younger teens.
Project X is a Pedophiles Wet Dream
The only social value Project X offers is to the law enforcement community. Police hidden in theatres should use this trash film to photograph and identify all adults who do buy tickets to see this movie. The only adults who’d have an interest in this movie will certainly be the most base in the community, those who glamorize the party-drug scene and most importantly pedophiles which I predict will arrive in droves to be captivated by all the exposed young teen flesh and nudity.
God says two thumbs down for Project X.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Brother Johnathan Bane
Brother Johnathan Bane dedicated his life's work to the service of the Lord when he was a boy growing up in Los Angeles. He has been involved in ministry work most of his life. In 1992 he founded Brother Johnathan's Ministries to provide aid to those impoverished people of Uganda. Brother Johnson lived and worked to develop his ministry in Koya in the Busoga Province from 1999 - 2009. He is now retired and living in Agoura Hills, California where he works as a freelance writer and investigative journalist from home.
11:59 pm
Thank you for this timely warning, Brother Bane. My 14 year old niece was mentioning to me that she was planning to see this film. Now that I realize what a filthy piece of pornographic trash this movie is, I will be advising my sister and brother-in-law to absolutely forbid her from attending. In fact, I will advise my sister to ground her daughter for two months for even thinking of watching this filth. In that two month period she will have nothing to read but the Bible, no music but Christian gospels and no movies except wholesome non-violent family entertainment like the Passion of Christ and the Left Behind movies. Now if every parent in America did the same, degenerate liberal Hollywood would have no market for such pornographic filth and would be forced to produce only Christian movies. Wholesome non-violent movies about peaceful Christian Heroes like Charles Martel, El Cid, the blessed Crusaders, the Holy Inquisition, and the Conquistadors who saved thousands of pagan devil worshipping Aztecs and Inca by bringing them the love of Christ. Praise Jesus!
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1:18 am
lol the Bible good one.
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6:33 am
Oh Dear God, I’ll add you and your niece to my prayer list.
I’ve been having similar problems with my young boy. He’s bringing hideous looking freaks into out home and clicking the door locked behind them. I then hear horrible emosexual music blaring from the room and it smells like a earthy fragrant incense or something is being burned.
I pray for him but I feel it’s high time I remove that door from it’s hinges and put some fear of God into the kid. He takes after his mother, whose been acting very strangely as of late trying to introduce yoga styles sexual positions into our bedroom as well as dictate the time and place that we conduct our intimacies.
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6:48 am
I have a coupon for Tiger balm if you need it, Cassidy.
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1:13 am
Project X is more like a project in destructive hardcore pornography. It is a film for perverts and pedophiles and it makes me sick that the liberal media is comfortable with releasing a movie like that.
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1:30 am
Indeed, Brother Christopher. We can only and pray that a strong Christian conservative like Rick Santorum defeats Obama in November. Hopefully with a true Christian in the White House and Republican control of Congress, we can crack down on the immoral filth produced by Hollywood and outlaw movies like this.
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2:42 am
Besides that random last picture…You are pretty much spot on…Nothing to really argue about here…
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5:03 am
Oh wait, found something…I don’t think this movie glorifies drugs, alcohol, sex, and reckless behavior…I mean by the end of the movie, the cons Definately out weigh the pros…The pros never stood a chance…
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3:40 am
2 question
1 why did not report the news about a Bunch of texans kids who did a “big fucking party” like in the movie ( just to imitate the movie ) and eneded in …. well gunfire
2. where did you got the last picture ? seriously as for pedophile try again will you
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6:41 am
1) Those “Texan kids” were probably illegal Mexican immigrants or hip hopping inner city black gangsta rappers. IOW they weren’t REAL Americans.
2) The clip is obviously from the disgusting pornographic movie “Project X” and is why no Christian should ever allow their children to watch it.
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8:05 am
I’ve seen Project X already…ThE first 3 pics (poster, roof, pool) are from the movie…The last one is not
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5:25 pm
Them texan kids was probably you.
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11:28 am
Rev. Cletus I’m always pleased to do my part to help educate others about the evils of Satan that lurk in every city and neighborhood in the USA today. Its difficult to know exactly where we as a great nation failed and opened the door to this corruption and filth. My work is done now that I know that at least one 14 year old girl will be spared from this blight on mankind. As for the last image, yes it did come from the movie Project X. If you missed it that can only be because you got up and left when the credits started to roll. Which means you missed the alternate ending that ran after the credits were done. Between Hollywood pushing smut and Lego’s pushed upon us by the filthy Danes its clear this country is going to hell in a hand-basket!
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12:15 pm
“left when the credits started to roll. Which means you missed the alternate ending”
Except I’m one of those people who always sit through the credits just in case. Most Of the time there’s nothing at the end…but I’ve gotten lucky before (Iron Man 1&2, Incredible Hulk to name some.)
Besides, there’s no way that pic could he from the movie as movie theaters cannOt show anything with penetration, which would make it porn, which Project x isn’t.
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3:39 pm
Boys will be boys…. (as long as they are white)
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3:48 pm
What does that even mean “as long as they are white”?
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3:54 pm
When I was a teen (so long ago) we did things like throw parties and the like. Nobody was hurt. It’s a rite of passage for boys to do boy things growing up before you settle down and start your life. But blacks and Mexicans to things like shoot people, deal drugs, sneak across borders etc… That is not cool.
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4:03 pm
Racist bastard.
You are just stereotyping.
Not every black or Mexican teen is going to want to shoot people or do drugs.
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4:05 pm
And yet they do.
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4:08 pm
No they don’t.
White teens are just as guilty of doing stupid, jacked up things as any other race.
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11:19 pm
I saw the preview for this movie and I was like….ehhh…no. I’m going to watch Haywire instead. So yeah. No interested at all.
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12:15 am
Finally, something you have posted that is halfway sensible. I say halfway because while you are definitely correct to avoid this sinful pornographic trash called Project X, I’m not sure about this “Haywire” movie, having been too consumed by my Christian outreach to pay attention to it. It is a moral Christian movie which promotes chastity in young women, I would hope?
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12:26 am
No, it’s a spy movie where a woman kicks people’s asses. I don’t really care for her though. I’m mostly in it for spy ass-kicking.
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