Danged Russians are using Tesla energy to create miniature Delorean time machines.
As I slept so peacefully on my porch because it was so nice, I was suddenly awoken with a startle! It was God waking me up. “Abe,” he said, “Go to YouTube and find things to warn them about!”
I obeyed and opened my browser to find this COMMUNIST FILTHY!
I spat out my Oat Bran in horror when I saw it fly! From my research, apparently the men in the video are the descendants of the genocidal terrorist Nikolai Tesla! This man once tried to create a giant Earthquake in New YOrk, even when there were no gays to blame! He was one of the first Soviet spies in this country and stole most of his ideas from a real Christian, Thomas Edison, but then used our science for Russian evil!
Weather machines! Portals to hell! Free electricity for non-workers to mooch!
I am happy they locked him away but we can see that his science still sadly lives on. This is all the more proof whey we must reannounce the Cold War. Russia is going to try to use these little machines and strap bombs on to them, so they can nuke us in 1953 or worse 1776!
We must consider all options, even war with Moskow. We must not forget they tried to scorch us from Cuba and they are complaining about our need to give Iran the nuclear powered business!
- Sinful
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- Scared
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- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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8:59 am
The little car just flys using little rotors above each wheel much like you’d find on a RC helicopter…There’s nothing evil about this…This even has nothing to do with Tesla.
” the descendants of the genocidal terrorist Nikolai Tesla!”
Proof of this: None
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10:31 am
I wish it ran on Tesla Coils. I LOVE electricity.
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10:35 am
by the way, Ouroboros.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hoHEb71Kvs&feature=related
check this out.
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1:30 pm
When Russia was out of bullets during World War II, we should have just went ahead of finished Moskow off with a brutal nuclear bombing campaign. Stalin was just as guilty as Hitler.
We could have then dominated China like we do Japan, had Germany all for ourselves and no one would be there to try to stop us or complain when we wipe Iran out in 2013.
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2:59 pm
sure but it’s would take Long time ( maybe in Month ) to Build a Third nuclear warhead at that time
and while you build the third nuclear warhead the soviet would have time to kick your butt, but I guess you already know that ?
as for nicolai tesla he was not a Genocidal terrorist ( or a terrorist for the matters ) he killed nobody and edison STOLE everything from tesla
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2:10 pm
DC is satans power!
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8:43 pm
LOL than thats why Tesla invented alternating current or AC.
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8:51 pm
Tesla didn’t invent anything, he only discovered what god intended.
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9:46 pm
So neither did Marx invent Communism, he just discovered what “god intended”.
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8:46 pm
fucking moron
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4:05 pm
Auggie….And man juice is your dietary favorite!!
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8:33 pm
This is why I wanted Abraham Lincoln to let the south secede from the union.
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10:02 pm
“Never trust a Jew!” -Nikola Tesla.
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12:00 am
“Nikola Tesla was very anti-Semitic.” -Herbert Fany
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2:34 am
Sounds like somebody else I know…
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8:50 am
Who? There are a lot of anti-semites around. Like Mel Gibson.
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6:47 am
Never trust a fucking shit talking PREACHER!!
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10:09 pm
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. BWAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BREATHE. I CAN’T. OH MY GOD. HELP. SOMEONE HELP. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. I’M GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER.OH MY GOD.
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8:17 pm
Tesla wasn’t really known for wanting to start earthquakes. His focus was electricity. He wasn’t a spy. He wasn’t Russian, he was born in the Croatian Military Frontier of the Austrian Empire. He was a proud and, I have read/heard, quite patriotic American citizen from 1881 till he died in 1943.
So the three main worries are weather machines, portals to hell and free electricity. I can understand Weather machines and gateways into hell. Those could cause serious problems. Free electricity, though is beyond me. How is that terrifying in any way? Hardly fits in with controlling the weather and unleashing hell.
That is not a time machine. Time machines do not exist. They are the things of science fiction. Time travel is still a theory. No one is going to attack the past from the future.
That is a remote controlled toy. Works the same way as a remote controlled toy helicopter or plane. There is nothing sinister about it. It is harmless. It looks awesome and wish I had one, but it is completely safe.
Abe you might want to go to a psychiatrist, or maybe even get yourself sectioned. Hearing voices is a sign of madness. If you think god, in his/her omnipresent nature watching over the infinite reaches of space, took the time to speak to you personally about some toy, something is definitely not right.
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