Finally, we are starting to make some progress against the gays. Their movement has been making strong strides against us: the right to adopt OUR heterosexually created children, the right to destroy our institution of marriage and the right to infiltrate our military.
The time has come for us to take the law back into the reigns of true Christianity. So today it was great to see cops arrested George Clooney, a seemingly Arab-bearded slickster with droopy eyes. He was out starting trouble, trying to fecal-joust DOMA right out of existence. Here we see some Christian officers put an end to this nonsense.