(chrisTwire)—Like many American men, I headed south earlier this month to experience a rite of March; Baseball Spring Training. This year Brother Danus, Hill Beecham, and I decided on Florida to see the Grapefruit league play. Also like most Americans, I don’t travel with much cash. Cards are easy, quick, and provide a layer of protection against loss or theft. But on vacation, I need cash, lots of it. Cash for taxis, bellmen, skycaps, hotdog and peanut and beer vendors, etc… So every morning, for four consecutive days, we each pulled out $400 from the hotel lobby ATM. We had a great time. I just wish more could have joined us this year. But so many are on book tours, speaking engagement, and TV show production has started.
So this morning I received my bank statements in the mail and my balance was short $48. I figured I must have made a mistake somewhere. After a while I realized there were 4 separate fees of $12 each for using the atm. I called the bank and they informed me that that ATM charges 3% on all withdrawals over $100. I checked online and many other people are reporting this same liberal injustice.
George W Bush would have never let this happen. Remember that as we head to the polls this year, I will.
In other news…
Gays ruin black history month for kids.
Western Union Elementary School in North Carolina sent home a letter last month asking students to help celebrate black history month by dressing up on Feb 28th. It is the same letter the school has used for years. Unfortunately, “unicornbooty.com ” an apparent pro-bestiality LBGT rights blog got their rainbows in I tizzy and decided to ruin the kids fun. They got the liberal underverse all riled and the school was forced to make an apology.
“While it was well-intended, it was poorly worded,” Union County Public Schools’ Chief Communications Officer Luan Ingram said in a statement. “We are reminding all of our principals to be very sensitive in word choices when communicating with parents concerning different ethnic groups and cultures that make up our world.”
Ingram said the students had been studying the history of Africans who had been forcibly brought to America as slaves and that the clothing suggestion was meant to honor their cultural heritage, not be a commentary on modern African-American clothing.
Liberals… cut it out! Not everything is about your overly sensitive and fragile lives.
Jesus’ face appears on power box in Florida
With two weeks to easter, Jesus had made an appearance on a power box . The woman told her story to reporters
I came out on the patio and I was praying and I just looked over back towards the woods and I seen this here. And it was a comfort to me.
The Jesus-shaped likeness attracted her neighbors, who crowded around the nonworking meter to take pictures of the image with their cell phones.
GameStop store denies access to paraplegic.
A California man was denied access to GameStop electronic store with his service animal. Jose Estrada, who is paraplegic, has a 29-inch-tall miniature horse named Princess who pulls him in his wheelchair. Estrada says employees at the stores should have known that mini horses can indeed be service animals. Mini horses are legal service animals in California.
The miniature horse, Princess, has been individually trained and certified by a professional trainer to assist him by pulling him in his wheelchair, legal documents state. The training further consisted of behavior modification, leading and heeling, turning on forehand and haunches, sidepassing, laying down on command, standing still, entering a handicapped-accessible van and confined spaces, and desensitization.
This is just further proof that the video game industry has a un-American agenda.
Kony 2012 bracelets in heavy demand for hipsters.
Kony 2012, the viral marketing phenomenon that hit America a few weeks ago sold bracelets with their “Invisible Children” scam kits. Now that the Kony 2012 movement is a worldwide joke, hipsters are paying top dollar on auction sites for these counter-culture bracelets. This is just another example of hipsters overpaying to look like they don’t care about anything.