• iPad 3 Unveiled on March 7th – New Porn Aps Guaranteed to Drive Sales

    March 4, 2012 3:28 am 40 comments

    iPad 3 Unveiled on March 7th – New Porn Aps Guaranteed to Drive Sales

     

    By Brother Johnathan Bane

     

    Apple is expected to introduce the latest iteration of its popular iPad tablet computer during an event in San Francisco next week. Apple says the new iPad has all the features as the iPad 2 but the company’s new pornographic aps are expected to drive sales topping the $24 billion mark based on sales figures for the iPad 2.

     

    The iPad 3 is expected to include the voice-activated assistant Siri, which was the main feature on the iPhone 4S. As well, the new iPad could have a higher-resolution screen, among other upgrades. But the controversial “Porn Ap” that will connect the user with most major pornographic websites including You Porn, X-Tube, Porn.com, Porn Pros,

    Bang Bros and Evil Angel to name just a few.

     

    Downloads will be available with the new Porn Ap, but not everyone is pleased to see the new application. Mothers Against Pornography (M.A.P.) the Christian Coalition of America are leading the charge to stop the release before it reaches stores. ‘We seriously object to this obscene application and it will make porn available to kids,” said Mary Lithgow, president of M.A.P.

     

    But Apple executives have issued a statement advising parents that youngsters will not be able to access any porn sites because of Apple’s built-in feature that asks if the user is 18 years of age or older. By clicking on YES only adults will have access to adult websites. When a youngster clicks on NO all adult sites will be automatically blocked from that user.

     

    A number of Christians groups are outraged and have petitioned the government to step in and stop Apple’s introduction of the new iPad 3 expected to occur on March 7th. But government officials claim Apple is doing nothing wrong citing that any computer can access dirty pornographic websites and it has no legal authority to control material on the World Wide Web.

     

    A Christian protest denouncing the new Porn Aps is scheduled in San Francisco for March 7th. A man identified only as “Sam” with TopPorn.com says the new aps are long overdue. I suppose this new Godless Ap is a sign of the times and the iPad 3 is an example of evil technology gone bad when unregulated by the Christian class and the government.

    BJB

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    About The Author
    Brother Johnathan Bane Brother Johnathan Bane dedicated his life's work to the service of the Lord when he was a boy growing up in Los Angeles. He has been involved in ministry work most of his life. In 1992 he founded Brother Johnathan's Ministries to provide aid to those impoverished people of Uganda. Brother Johnson lived and worked to develop his ministry in Koya in the Busoga Province from 1999 - 2009. He is now retired and living in Agoura Hills, California where he works as a freelance writer and investigative journalist from home.

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