• Johnny Depp To Star in Dark Shadows Remake, Tim Burton Promises “To Crumble Mrs. Brady’s Cookies”

    March 17, 2012 3:04 am Comments Off

    What do you get when you mix the modern vampire movement and emosexual actor Johnny Depp with a sin-stained sitcom from the 70s? Dark Shadows.

    Famed movie producer Tim Burton is revamping the British dramedy as a new movie that will make the “Brady Bunch” a “perverted bunch of incestuous neck biters, with a sicker twist!”

    Parents, the clip of this movie is downright creepy. Do not let your children anywhere near this Twilight genre film.

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