Kim Kardashian Cursed With A Beard for Divorcing Kris Humphries

Scott Grunhard
• ChristWire
March 17, 2012 2:51 am7 comments

Today God is in the mood to smite women who divorce their husbands.  The Bible makes it clear that when a woman decides to give herself unto her husband, she becomes a gift to him.  This fits the purpose of women, to become a helpmeet for mankind.

In the following image, we see Kim Kardashian has been cursed with an Arabic beard for not only claiming she had authority to divorce Kris Humphries, but also making fun of his authority on her tv show.

Let this image be a lesson unto all women who think they are better than their husbands. You can be smitten with ugly and be shamed right out of society.

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  • Brother Johnathan Bane Brother Johnathan Bane

    Scott,

    Wonderful work Scott. All I can say is if the Lord wanted this wretch to look like a hairy mule’s ass then so be it… She has it coming!

    BJB

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    • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

      Definitely has it coming Brother Bane. She is an immoral fornicator, pornographer (by mistake I once downloaded that filthy porn video she made with some ghetto thug – I almost had a heart attack and destroyed my computer immediately) and prefers the company of dusky colored hip hopping rappers, basketball players and other ghetto types. We all knew it was only a matter of time before she was punished by the righteous wrath of God Almighty. Praise Jesus.

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  • …Have you guys heard of photoshop?

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    • BoopBeepBaap BoopBeepBaap

      Unfortunately, they do not. Photoshop to them is pretty much “change this photo and now it is hardcore evidence.”

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    As a woman ages, becomes hyper-stressed or dilly dallies about with half-domesticated oafish Lurps (especially those that seem to always have their mouth charmingly agape in pictures) the balance of female and male hormones can become discombobulated.

    Of course with the Armenian women a certain amount of pelt like hair on the upper lip, chin, sideburns, chest and back is to be expected and this particular one is aging by the day.

    I can’t say that I think this is fashionably trendy, although I think that Nancy Grace has tried to copy this with her blonde ambition unsuccessfully. I think to pull it off one needs to be brunette.

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  • FagFurryBunny GayFurryBrony

    I don’t care what anybody say’s that beard is awsome

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  • She is just as ugly as she always was.

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