LDS Doomsday Prepper Movement is Un-Christian and Dangerous
“Always be prepared” the old Boy Scout motto goes. The same adage is taken to its extreme as the underlying theme of a new Discovery Channel program called “Doomsday Bunkers” and National Geographic’s “Doomsday Preppers”. The shows are typical of the genre. They are a cross between “Keeping up with the Kardashians”, “Meercat Mansion” and “Extreme Home Makeover” only without those achingly adorable little meercats, the big bus moving reveal or postmodern fashion sense of lycra enhanced fabrics and self-tanners. There is a lot of camouflage, khaki and polo shirt prison-style in “Doomsday Bunkers” and “Doomsday Preppers”. I guess it doesn’t matter if one is well dressed for a trip straight to Hell.
What are most interesting about these types of programs are the people and the underlying decision making processes that motivates becoming a Prepper. What is a Prepper? Why are they so blindingly ignorant of how futile their efforts are? How do they circumvent the mental health screening to purchase weapons? Who are these people? Do Christian Preppers understand how dangerous doing business with LDS members can be? When will they learn there are no ice cubes in Hell? Far too many of the mainstream media reports gloss over the real dangers to and of these people and give lip service to the LDS companies that profit from mental illnesses such as enthusiastic paranoia.
The Prepper Movement – A Flirtation with Cannibalism?
Prepper (noun): An individual or group that prepares or makes preparations in advance of, or prior to, any change in normal circumstances or lifestyle without significant reliance on other persons (i.e., being self-reliant), or without substantial assistance from outside resources (govt., etc.) in order to minimize the effects of that change on their current lifestyle. (Definition from www.Prepper.org )
Preppers by definition seem innocuous enough, until one delves deeper. The definition makes it sound like this is a group of people that keeps a low profile and don’t impose on others. Nothing could be further from the truth. The overwhelming majority of Preppers are LDS Mormon affiliated with a growing number of unwary Christians being tricked into following their sinful habits. Mormons can be all about imposing on others, like knocking on doors and interrupting a person’s efforts to post enlightening corrections to the misguided on the internet. Anything that involves Mormons should be viewed with a sideways squinty eye.
Are Prepper Networks Really Just a Cannibalistic Cattle Drive? Yup.
Mormons are currently commanded and required to keep one year of food storage on hand. Suspiciously, the command used to be 7 years. Because Mormons are constantly threatened that the end is near and that Jesus Christ is coming from another planet, they are taught from a young age that food storage is a necessity. So why the sudden lowering in the number of years supplies stockpiled from 7 to only 1? The popularity of the Prepper Movement and history of the LDS Church reveals shocking answers.
A historical understanding of the LDS Church reveals why LDS is a perfect cradle for nurturing the preparation or “Prepper” movement. The LDS Church has endured massacre, discrimination and homosexual Broadway success as part of God’s wrath and judgment. The bloody horror of the Donner party is a crime that will haunt the Mormon people forever and is central to the Prepper movement. ‘Prepping’ is a way to avoid empty bellies and eating the weak from the LDS herd first as some back-weird thinking form of compassionate canabalism. Yes, joining this dangerous movement puts many Christians on a fast track to becoming a long pork feast for the LDS Church.
Before anyone gets all excited, take a deep breath and get some oxygen to your brain. Let’s think about this, chew the cud as it were.
Many of the ‘Prepper networks’ want personal information, including where one lives, and an email address before one may participate in the information sharing forums. There is no anonymity from the LDS Church for those that participate in these forums. The information willingly provided is information which can be used trace your physical address, coordinate a raid on your bunker and eat your wife and kids. Okay, maybe not your wife, if she’s got some fertility left in her.
Teaching real Christians how to prepare by stockpiling, performing pseudo military style drills or finding a ‘trustworthy supplier’ for a bunker allows the teacher to build trust and confidence with the non-Mormon target. Remember, Christians of the past have discriminated against and massacred Mormons. LDS members have not forgotten, and you shouldn’t either. It’s all part of the plan to re-occupy Missouri and eliminate the enemy with trust and confidence.
Trust and confidence for the Christian might mean overlooking issues with a single or even double source air supply in an underground bunker. Perhaps the unsuspecting might fail to notice the ease of cutting off or chemically fouling a bunker’s air supply and waiting for the inhabitants to slip into a carbon dioxide daze before raiding. As an anti-government movement, no one may note that property titles are a matter of public record, that oversight on the manufacture of these bunkers is unregulated and metal detectors for uncovering the exact location of a 3,000ft2 steel bunker are cheap. Even realizing all of that, some mindless souls may still feel the need to socialize within the movement and use ‘recommended suppliers’.
While some of these nefarious networks may post a privacy policy, one must realize the fox is simply guarding the henhouse. Non-Mormon members of these Prepper networks are very possibly being vetted for a special Hunger Game in the event of economic collapse, pandemic virus or Obama’s re-election.
If the existence of a well-organized group, with known ties to cannibalism, holding personal information about you, your family and your stockpile supplies for a coming apocalypse seems okay then good luck with that. For the more curious, consider other dubious facts.
Hiding in Plain Sight – the Art of Jon McNaughton
Jon McNaughton gained the trust of many Tea Party Patriots with his enchanting “One Nation Under God” portrait which plucked the dainty heartstrings of true Americans. Many in the Tea Party, those identifying themselves as Independents, Survivalists and Defenders of Liberty are also part of the Prepper Movement and find comfort in the art of Mr. McNaughton. Unfortunately, many of these same very trusting souls overlook the meaning revealed under ultraviolet light.
If that isn’t enough to gag on an MRE, dig a little further.
Why are there no Black Preppers?
After some strong digging, I found one blog that seemed to speak the truth. Written by a authentic African-American blogger.
“Another issue is security. Being black means, you’re likely to live among blacks. And since we have a much higher homicide rate than any group, simply being black dramatically increasing the likelihood that you will be murdered both under normal conditions and during a crisis.”
The LDS Church sees blacks and people of color as being cursed and having a gamey or musky taste when grilled. In addition to fits of homocide as mentioned above, one might see the logic in few African American’s taking a cotton to the movement.
Where are the Jewish Preppers?
Consider this, as God’s chosen people, do they really care about having a special bunker? With only a day’s worth of oil, the lamps burned for 7 days and nights and that was without being baptized by the LDS Church. And while we are on the subject of baptism of deceased Jewish persons, my friend, I think it is clear what is going on. As has been well documented LDS Mormons have problems interacting with others and making good decisions like boarding the dog instead of strapping him to the top of the car and taking a 17 hour drive to Canada. This baptism of deceased Jews is just the LDS Church’s way of trying to transmorgify their own social ineptitude onto God’s chosen people. The Jews aren’t buying it. I find it oddly ironic that the LDS Church members want to promote themselves as survival specialists when their crowned political king can’t figure out what to do with the dog that isn’t obliquely stupid. Oy!What a schmegege bunch!
Why are there no Homosexual Preppers?
While homosexuals seem to be welcome additions into the Prepping community, some calls for membership in a gays for self reliance fellowship are pretty much unanswered. This could be because as ‘damaged meats’ known homosexuals would not be invited to dinner as it were. I don’t think being snubbed should bother the sodomites. For the most part, the homosexual community is more likely to stock up on lubes, clean out the liquor store, play every Liza Minnelli and Cher album at full volume and throw the biggest, Gayiest Block Party Evah than worry over if they have enough supplies for doomsday.
Oddly, the homosexual community might have the more Christian idea compared to the LDS Mormons, only without the exposed manjingles and Cher Marathon. If I could turn back time, I would do everything I could to see that song destroyed in the garbage disposal of time.
Is Prepping Christian? No it is not.
That is not to say that home canning is evil or even making some deer sausage is bad. But thoughtfully plotting for and dare I say wishing for a doomsday is just wrong. Scripture tells the faithful that worry is something we must not do. There is far too much enthusiastic paranoia for my taste.
“Therefore do not worry, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’ For after all these things the Gentiles seek. For your heavenly Father knows that you need all these things. But seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness, and all these things shall be added to you. – Matthew6:31-33 KJV
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12:25 pm
Thank you Sister Blanche, I have longed viewed the LDS with some suspicion, given some of their heresies and un-Christian apostasy. But now that you have exposed their cannibalistic tendencies, I see just how dangerous they are.
It does a lead to very serious question for every Christian this November if the Presidential candidates are Mitt Romney and Barack Obama. As Christians, who do we pick? The Muslim half black, half Arab commie born in Kenya…..or the cannibal flesh eating Mormon? Dilemmas, dilemmas!
Sister Blanche, I fear for our Christian nation if either of these two gets in!
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1:02 pm
Great story Blanche I’m glad you used the Mormon tie-in here because they are the major proponents for this insanity. If some mega-catastrophe should befall the earth I’m ready. By being a saved Christian I will go during the Rapture, let the Mormons have what’s left here on earth. We Christians do not forget… Remember the Mountain Meadows Massacre!!! Over 100 Christians murdered by Mormons. And what did they do with their victims? They ate them.
Bless you sister,
BJB
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6:53 am
It is so refreshing to read a comment from someone that knows their history.
I too am ‘prepping’ to be swept away in the glorious rapture. I won’t need 50lb sacks of government subsidized rice for that trip, I can tell you.
Praise be!
BB
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5:16 pm
Great article. I really enjoyed the part about blacks not needing a shelter
“Another issue is security. Being black means, you’re likely to live among blacks. And since we have a much higher homicide rate than any group, simply being black dramatically increasing the likelihood that you will be murdered both under normal conditions and during a crisis.”
So fascinating that one of them is so insightful from within
I will not share a bunker with a Mormon. Imagine being stuck in a confined space with someone who feels compelled to talk to you about the same crap over and over again. And all those thetans cause weirdness.
I build my own shelter into the house. It looks like a normal and functioning part of the home, but at the push of a button it isolates itself in every way.
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6:32 am
Idiots, yes. Cannibals, no.
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6:38 am
Dragonman, several of the Prepper sites have books and text offered on the subject. One I referenced in the article is:
http://www.doomsdaypreppersgear.com/Books-864488-0292712367-Consuming_Grief_Compassionate_Cannibalism_in_an_Amazonian_Society.html
The text breaches the subject of cannibalism. There are several other references. If you spend enough time lurking on these websites, you’ll see how they draw a person in with the fear and enthusiastic paranoia and then slowly bend a person’s thinking to “well we do need the fresh meat… and they’re all ready dead”.
Its just a hop, skip and a jump to full out hunting down people to eat for dinner or rationalizing being helpful to a neighbor, because they could be an additional food source.
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6:56 am
Thank you for that link, Sister Blanche. The true wicked nature of these Mormon “Preppers” is becoming clear. I pray to Jesus that Rick Santorum wins the Presidency, because no way do I want to see a Mormon cannibal like Romney or a Kenyan Muslim like Obama win in 2012!
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7:02 am
Oh, Reverand – I fear for some of these Patriotic people that have been duped into the Prepper movement. They forget that Kenyans are cannibals!
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7:36 am
Mormons are idiots who believe that Adam was God and that the Indians are Hebrews and had horses, chariots, steel and wheat. Imbeciles.
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7:47 pm
I don’t know how many times I have to say this, but I was raised mormon… And expecting the unexpected is a good thing- What are you gonna do if there’s a pandemic, and theres no more food and water at your grocery store? Riots are going to break out, its going to be pretty much impossble to get food & water if you don’t already have it.
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9:16 pm
Suki,
I was raised Christian. We aren’t fearful and look upon pandemics as God’s judgement on the unsaved world that hasn’t accepted Christ as the only risen savior.
I appreciate your perspective, but I think if God wants to take you out, he will. Preparing for me is preparing for the kingdom of heaven.
Kind regards,
BB
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6:09 pm
Blanche, first off, Mormons are Christan. They believe in God, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Ghost. Which, last time I checked made one Christan. When my Mom lost her job, we spent the next month eating our food storage. It comes in handy. & Lol ok then if you want to die when disaster strikes then be my guest, I wont stop you.
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9:30 pm
Mormons are not Christian in the sense that they do not believe in the risen Christ as their one and Holy Savior that is the one true path to the one kingdom of Heaven.
Mormons do not follow or believe in the historic Jesus Christ of the Bible. The Mormon Jesus is the son of this man-god. The Mormon Jesus is the brother of Lucifer, and according to LDS teaching, he married several of the Marys of the New Testament.
Just as I am not Mormon, Mormons are not Christian. Would you accept me as a Mormon if I reject Joseph Smith and all the LDS prophets as being prophets of Go? If I do not believe in the Book of Mormon or the LDS Scriptures, baptisms for the dead, the temple endowments, the LDS gospel, would you accept me as a Mormon?
It isn’t a hateful thing, it simply is the truth. Mormons are not Christian.
BB
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5:17 pm
These moron mormons always like to claim christ as their own. Claiming christ does not make you a christian Sucki.
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6:34 pm
Did you not just read what I said? Mormons believe in Jesus Christ. They believe in God. And they believe in the Holy Ghost. I’m 100% sure that the above makes you Christan. Have you ever been to a Mormon church? No. Do you know what you’re talking about? No.
Take a religion class & know what you’re talking about before you open your mouth.
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6:47 pm
i know more about that cult of yours then you think. Mormons are no more christian than terrorists are muslim.
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3:54 pm
Totally, Susan. Cause you’ve been to a Mormon church before. It’s not a ‘cult’, it’s an actual Christan religion, and I don’t belong to it anyways, I’m athiest.
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7:12 am
Suki, I’m glad you got out! How did you do it?
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6:12 pm
My statement was obviously hypothetical. Go back to being a Brony, you were probably alot cooler then.
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9:31 pm
If he became a Brony again, he’d be about 20% cooler
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6:39 pm
And Susan, -.- Really? 1) **Suki 2)I don’t know how many times I’ve said this but I’m athiest.
Maybe you all should stop being ignorant & learn about religion before you say stuff.
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6:52 am
I hope this uploads. This door knocker was created to prevent the Johova Witnesses from knocking but it would be just as effective as a Mormon-repellant.
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7:10 am
Hmmm… surprising that Mormon cultist missionaries would have a problem with grasping big brass balls when they’ve only just gone through the “Temple Ceremony” for which dirty old Mormon men lovingly oil up their lithe young bodies.
Personally, I like having Mormon missionaries come around. I invite them in and get them to sit down and sip a non-caffeinated beverage. And then when they’re just getting comfortable, I ask them about their idiotic Adam-was-God doctrine, why they hate the blacks, why the book of Abraham was such a patent, pathetic fraud, and — speaking of fraud — Joseph Smith’s fraud convictions.
Then I start masturbating. They soon make their excuses and leave.
Similarly, with the Jehovah’s Witnesses, I ask them about all their failed predictions for the end of the world (including 1975) and ask them how they feel about the fact that if they ever leave their cult their family and friends will never, ever, speak to them again.
Then I start masturbating, although if female missionaries are present I do it under the blanket which I keep beside the sofa for precisely that purpose.
They also soon make their excuses and leave.
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9:32 pm
I find that having a few Stars of David symbols around are very effective for repelling the Jehovah Witnesses. They aren’t Christian either. What a bunch of downers about the end days.
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5:20 pm
I am always up for having extra guns and ammo around the home as well as some canned food, but these Prepper people are just nuts.
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