LSD-Tripping Cats Fornicate with Students at a Dubstep Rave
If we need any more proof that cats are drug-pushing little vermin, we need to look no further than what’s going on today.
The only thing more evil than a dubstep rave, is having LSD-tripping cats seizuring to the acid bass ‘drop’!
The cats are clearly possessed by Satan and are tripping on ecstasy or LSD, maybe even the both. You can see the cat on left may be harboring the spirit of Michael Jackson, suggestively stroking its crotchet region as he throws a Michael Jackson hand in the air. “Heehee!” I bet it yells like a 6 am woman getting her sally jessy gallied by a surprise jet of cold water in the shower! Sicko testosterone denier beastials!
The cat to the right is doing the YMCA hustle. These cats are infected with demons and you can see everyone else at the rave is under the catnip spell of those felines. Even when confronted with such evidences, people will try to deny cats is evil. Just mark my words. If you see a stray cat, send it to its marker or the pound!
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Author: Abe
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12:09 pm
I’m utterly disgusted by this. I dread to think what the future will hold for these spellbound youths. You can see the evil shining from the eyes of these hellish creatures.
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12:30 pm
re:”If you see a stray cat, send it to its marker or the pound!”
Any cat that strays onto my property will either be dispatched to its maker (Lucifer) by either my trusty rifle or by my loyal Rottweiler. People in the more moral middle ages had the right idea. Cats are Satan’s Understudies and Witches’ Familiars. Pure evil in which one can see the fires of hell everglowing in their slitted eyes.
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12:28 am
Well, you do have a right for doing that, but you know, that could be a neighbour’s cat. That is, if you don’t live isolated or in a faggoty Christwire-loyal tribe. If you shoot a neighbour’s cat, they could possibly send you to court. Also, cats are by far cuter than dogs. There is no “devil” or “Satan” in them. They’re just another animal race. Yes, ANOTHER. We are also animals.
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12:32 am
“We are also animals.”
Are you Black, Mexican, Oriental or Irish?
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12:37 am
And there’s no mention of other Caucasians why, August?
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5:32 pm
Send it to it’s marker…WTF?!
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12:50 pm
“Cats is evil”
>Cats IS Evil
>IS
nice use of English there Dumb-ass…
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12:54 pm
Oh my, this cat here(Sapphy) is Lucifer’s pet, his prized cat. Reverend I must ask you sick your trusty Rottweiler on this emogay cat owned by Lucifer.
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12:58 pm
Oh my, you think I am cat XD guess again you cat hating Homogay
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1:02 pm
You are you Homogay zomboy boyfriend can go back to your king bed.
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1:04 pm
“You are you Homogay zomboy boyfriend can go back to your king bed.”
its you and your. its zombie not zomboy. King bed? just bed and can’t be my boyfriend considreing that sapphy is a she and I’m a male and she also has a boyfriend already and I’m gay
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1:06 pm
yeah so Lucifer can stroke Pussay all night… catch my drift *wink wink*
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5:59 pm
“you think I am cat”
>you think I am cat
>I AM CAT
Nice use of English there, dumbass.
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8:24 pm
Wow you fail at green texting lol XD Major Epic FAIL lmaoroflcopter
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12:59 pm
I think Sapphy will like that.
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1:02 pm
Maybe i should change my name to Lucifer’s Cat or Demon moggie XD
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1:08 pm
Send a cat to its Marker… OMG the Church of Unitology Is real after all… The Necromorphs are coming the Necromorphs are COMING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
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4:15 pm
ahaaaa Dead space reference. Nice one
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12:57 pm
Those cats are awsome. Did you know that cats like vibration in the music thats why the like music.
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12:59 pm
Sir you are very wrong, cats do not having any feelings besides one. Which is not the enjoyment of Lucifer’s music(Dubstep).
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1:04 pm
gotta agree with you there, Dubstep IS a load of Crap
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1:06 pm
BWABWABWABWABWABWABWA <—- Dubstep
but still proof Gabriel that there don't have any feelings? and that post a link to anything from this site because that aint proof its bullshit
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1:22 pm
http://christwire.org/2012/02/why-do-cats-purr/
Checkmate bestial perverts!
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1:30 pm
I did a typo on my post but i ment Don’t post a link from christwire because thats not proof at all.
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1:38 pm
@Ex-Atheist That article is a load of wank and is scientifically wrong… here is the REAL reason they purr for you christwire dumb asses http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=why-do-cats-purr
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1:53 pm
Another score to science!
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2:07 pm
Sapphy that article is way too bias. Please post something that isn’t green hippie propaganda.
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2:17 pm
if you don’t post something bullshit relgion propaganda
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2:56 pm
@Ex-Atheist Its Not Bias, Just because its not cultwire related doesn’t mean it is bias
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3:00 pm
Everything is biased to Ex-atheist if it doesn’t fit it with their made-up little world.
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3:45 pm
Guys, you have to be out of your mind to believe that literary articles don’t have some form of bias to them. The fact of the matter is that Christwire’s stance is more objective and open to scrutiny while most liberal blogs command a police like state on what people publish as well as frequently make opinionnaires.
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3:49 pm
Christwire’s articles are full of lies and terrible “research”.
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6:03 pm
“cats like vibration in the music”
*citation needed*
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2:02 pm
That picture is photoshopped. That girl is in it’s own picture and so is that freaky looking guy. No idea where the cats came from but they too are photoshopped.
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2:56 pm
Ex-Christian the morons on ChristWire are still back in the early 2000s and cannot tell the difference between real and photoshopped pictures. Also some that do make the photoshopped images to use in the article, never citing where they got the image from.
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3:05 pm
Matthew 8:26
And Jesus saith to them: Why are you fearful, O ye of little faith? Then rising up he commanded the winds, and the sea, and there came a great calm.
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4:13 pm
Why are you quoting the Bible when it has no relations to what we are talking about?
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5:51 pm
I was hoping you’d heed the subtext and understand the message about having faith and trust. However I realize now that complexity is not one of your strong suits. I have faith and trust in Abe, he has repeatedly demonstrated that he is a man of God. I trust him and believe his posts to be factual. So should you.
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6:14 pm
But did it have anything to do with the subject at hand? No. So you put complete and utter nonsense.
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3:10 pm
“Ex-Christian the morons on ChristWire are still back in the early 2000s and cannot tell the difference between real and photoshopped pictures.
I’ve been working with Photoshop and other design software since the early 2000s. I’m pretty sure I know a lot more about it than you honeybunch.
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3:39 pm
“I’ve been working with Photoshop and other design software since the early 2000s.”
Well done have a cookie
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4:09 pm
Cool story bro, tell that to someone who fucking cares 1996.
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5:48 pm
Those who use foul language and crudeness shall never enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
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6:18 pm
There’s no proof of this.
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6:21 pm
“Cool story bro”
L.O.L so classy!
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10:52 pm
They should add more Dragons and shit… but then again if they did we may end up having a gay orgy with them ;3
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1:11 am
Just the sort of ignorance I’d expect from a fat, lazy and crude emosexual. Good luck in ever getting a job.
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2:28 am
“Good luck in ever getting a job.”
Arby’s isn’t hiring?
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5:34 pm
Yeah so do I and this might well be one of ‘em.
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5:07 pm
I love Science articles that really bring mysteries of life into sharp focus! This is truly one of the best.
It is so sad that so many of the liberal elite don’t see how conservatives can weld the power of science for goodness in the world, instead of evil.
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5:36 pm
Real Christians DETEST/HATE/DESPISE/DISPAIN Christwire. Swallow that. I hope you choke.
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5:40 pm
The Cat Sith says: “Stop messing with the family and their business!” You gotta cool down Abe, or the next nut-kicking rave party will take place at your place.Except it will be your nuts on the line.
These cats are not fooling around, their gonna take your nuts if you won´t stop messing up their business.
Want my advice? No? Good.Just leave em alone, and go far far away.
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6:11 pm
Another nail in the coffin, you cat-loving emos. We’re on to you and, more importantly, Jesus is on to you. I will pray for most of you tonight!
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6:20 pm
I’ll pray that you will finally get more brain cells and see how stupid your comment truly is. Are you going to pray for Blanche Beecham? She’s a cat lover too.
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6:30 pm
I still don’t understand why you have a .gif of Motley Crue as your avatar.
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6:31 pm
“…cat loving emos.” Congrats, you’ve failed at yet another thing in life. Your absentee parents must be proud.
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6:34 pm
A cat lover is still a cat lover.
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6:40 pm
…and a BVB fan is still a
Mötley Crüe/KISS fan, 20 years later.
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6:45 pm
How can that be when I’m not even twenty? Though I am a fan of all three bands.
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6:47 pm
L.O.L. RM… so true!
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5:38 pm
What is a Merican? It sounds like a Christwire term for an illegal immigrant from Mexico…Lulz!
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10:21 pm
Oh, this should worry you MUCH more — fr. Sunday’s New York Times:
“Cat Got Your Brain” — it seems cats are now changing our Christian men into queers, and woman into dominatrices!!! This, men, is what comes of submitting to the women, in true opposition to the word of our Lord. The man should be head of the household, and refuse too many cats!
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/18/opinion/sunday/cat-got-your-brain.html
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12:23 am
Yep, toxoplasmosis. It causes car accidents, kills sea otters and turns good Christian girls into crazy cat hoarders.
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8:31 am
Just imagine what toxoplasmosis will do to these borderline literate, semi-retarded and utterly confused teenager emosexuals. It’s shocking to think they can actually degenerate any further, they seem about as wretched as is possible already.
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9:03 am
Jeb, I share your sadness.
It is hard to imagine a worse fate than toxoplasmosis. It’s basically cat-shit Alzheimer’s, except that unattended Alzheimer’s cases tend just to wander off and freeze to death.
“Toxoplasmoes” tend to live to a ripe old age (and boy, do they smell ripe!) but they have a greater propensity to violence and can pass on sicko diseases like feline parvovirus.
It would almost be kinder to hope that these young emosexuals become heroin addicts. But they are already going to become heroin addicts anyway.
Sad, toxoplasma-riddled heroin addicts huffing that new oxycontin for blowjobs.
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5:39 pm
It took me awhile to realize that you are as crazy as any Christwire author.
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12:05 pm
XD Abe got a hold on his computer again and is spitting out rubbish.
Honestly, this article is funny enough that my teacher, who made us analyze a science article laughed really hard when he read this.
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12:17 pm
It’s awful how they drug those cats.
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8:13 pm
Its awful that you are all this retarded as to spew such Crap
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4:45 pm
I literally screamed when I saw that image. An exorcism is needed for every person and cat involved, because that simply isn’t right. That is an extremely scary image and proves just how dangerous the cat system in America is becoming.
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8:15 pm
I literally Screamed when i saw your picture… It looks like a rapist blow up doll that’s sat in a child’s room thinking “hey kid… You’re next” o.O
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5:40 pm
YOU need an exorcism, kid. You just need to get with it.
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9:20 pm
Damn you white peoples is crazy.
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12:06 pm
My thought is more, “What the Devil is Abe smoking?!”
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5:41 pm
Nah, I just think that the guy who wrote this article was stoned.
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4:14 pm
OMFG!!! HAHA, I love you Claire.
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4:16 pm
awesomes XD
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5:27 pm
Why is the cat in the last picture using ebonics? Is it a ghetto cat?
Further use of how evil, semi-retarded felines contribute to the crisis of bad spelling, grammar and punctuation infesting America today.
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12:46 am
Thats called caption’s Billybob and cats didnt use it by the fact there dont have thumbs it was people who put them there for the lolz no i haz cheez burger me go eat now.
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5:43 pm
You are so crazy.
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1:07 am
The role-playing server is that way –>
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5:42 pm
What do you mean?
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