Mitt Romney Caught Drawing Gay Acts on Etch a Sketch, Forces Santorum to Endorse Obama

A visibly frustrated Rick Santorum wildly brandishes the Etch-a-Sketch toy that only hours earlier, Mitt Romney drew a picture with himself overpowering a sexually compromised Santorum labeled a 'quiver-tailed weakling'.

Tempers are stirred in Washington, DC, as a visibly heated and furious Santorum went on the attack today. Mitt Romney is known for his smug immaturity and it apparently reached all new lows today.

A campaign staffer of Mitt Romney warned Rick Santorum about his name was being smeared in the mud.  Apparently, Romney has launched a campaign to make Santorum’s name synonymous with a musty backside act that gays like.

Honetly, look it up.  Mitt Romney has managed to make gay mouth Sodomy and Santorum the same thing.  Somehow, Romney has already attracted more than 200,000 people to support this evil campaign technique.  That’s 198,543 more people than Ron Paul has supporting him.

What’s really frustrating is the level of maturity being shown by Romney.  Santorum is a Godly man who understands that marriage only belongs to a man and the woman he chooses to be his wife.  Rick Santorum understands that gay is just not natural, yet Romeny is making nasy etch-a-sketches and disrespecting our future president.

It’s no surprise that when the etch-a-sketch that Romney was drawing in his limo was handed over to Santorum that he was furious.  Here’s the actual image.  It appears to show Romeny dominating the ‘quiver-tailed weakling’ Santorum.

With all the important issues we have going on in America, we just don’t have the time for this nonsense.