No One Wearing a Snuggie Has Ever Been Shot

As a rapt nation has learned the gruesome details surrounding the death of Trayvon Martin, warnings and concern has misted the nation in a dewy renewed attention for safety wear and street fear fashion.

Fashion is communication. For centuries fashion has conveyed status, intent, purpose and morality. Unless optically disabled, anyone seeing a dark hooded figure immediately becomes frightened just as anyone meeting a man in a mitered hat thinks Pope.

Perhaps we all need to start wearing Snuggies. Although the NRA has these really cute hoodies with a pocket for your gun! Unfortunately they don’t have red, because everyone knows the NRA supports the crips over the bloods.

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12:16 am
I have snuggies in every color! Snuggies are a Godly comfort, shunned by liberals, hipstersexuals and blacks, making it a true indicator of one’s morality! I urge all of my fellow Christians to continue supporting the Snuggie!
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1:46 pm
http://i.imgur.com/Y0YVK.jpg
You said something about blacks rejecting SNUGGIES? Ma nigga…
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12:28 am
Never tried a snuggie. Seen them on TV but was never interested in them.
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1:14 am
Snuggies are fine for comfort but they aren’t so handy if you need to quickly take your glock out.
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9:28 am
Yup Cassidy makes a good point. If a God-fearing, Christian man was to wear a Snuggie I suggest he put his Glock in a shoulder holster that is worn outside the Snuggie. That should take care of that issue.
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12:07 pm
I love snuggies ^_^ They’re so comfy and warm. However, wearing one while walking to school in the morning at a shorter stature wouldn’t end well. I’d probably end up falling on my face or get it covered in mud and duck/ goose feces. However, wearing them while lounging around the house is quite nice. I’m more than willing to wear my lime green blanket everywhere though. That’s kept me warm on my walks to school.
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12:41 pm
If only I could go back in time and give Trayvon Martin a Raiders snuggie.
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8:48 pm
August is a coward!
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8:53 pm
Maybe, but at least I don’t log out and back in as Harley. And at least I dont waste my time on a site I hate.
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8:56 pm
You can see my IP address, coward, you clearly know that me and Harley are two different people, and in order for me to be posting as him as quickly as you want to claim, I’d have to have two computers right next to me, both logged in as my account and Harley, and alternate between the two.
Clearly, all your capable of doing is making up new conspiracy theories while you torment other people into killing themselves.
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8:59 pm
I do know that BB is not Susan. I have met them both. I think even the source of your proof would now admit this.
But you and Harley. So obvious.
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9:01 pm
You also claimed to have been at Bruce’s wedding–a wedding that never happened. Nothing you say is true when it comes to talking to other people here.
Hell, you can’t even come up with a good insult to me, the best you got is “YER HARLEY!” like the moron you are. You can try and try and try all you want, but the fact remains that you are nothing but a hateful, lying little bastard who’s a failure at life.
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9:04 pm
“You also claimed to have been at Bruce’s wedding”
Where did I say that? Or are you making things up again Harley?
Oh wait, you can’t read.
the best you got is “YER HARLEY!”
Says the person who posts the noun “Robert” so often.
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9:13 pm
“Where did I say that? Or are you making things up again Harley?
Oh wait, you can’t read.”
http://christwire.org/2011/05/claires-happy-day-the-marriage-of-bruce-and-claire/#comment-92473
Melissa, you seem to confuse me for your daughter, the one you raised and taught.
“Says the person who posts the noun “Robert” so often.’
Again, your best insult is calling me by the name of a mentally retarded commenter on the site. ‘Susan’ clearly can’t be an older woman considering the amount of time he spends on here, alongside of making shit up. How about you go back to tormenting people and making them kill themselves, you sick fuck.
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9:16 pm
Yeah, a comment about my house. Great find Harley.
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9:18 pm
August, just admit that you’re a liar.
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9:22 pm
And ruin this mental breakdown you are having Harley?
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9:26 pm
Mental breakdown? You mean the thing you had when you found out your slut daughter fucked a black guy? Is that why you hate black people so much? Is that why you’re so hateful?
Or was the breakdown when you realized you were nothing but a failure, a liar who has to make himself look better to random people online in the vain hopes that he can feel better about himself with the truth is that he’s nothing but a meaningless piece of shit?
Or was the breakdown when someone wanted to kill your family after you’ve said many, many, many times before that you have no qualms about murdering people for your own benefit, that you want blood on your hands if it means a quick buck, and that only psychopaths here who agree with you are the only ones who get it?
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9:52 pm
Whoa whoa whoa, hold on here! Is this really getting anyone anywhere?
@L.N. I’ve seen how you argue and you’re usually better than this. I understand why you don’t like August and I can agree on most of it but this ranting is getting out of hand. How about you calm down a bit and Then we can get somewhat civil again.
@August: Same goes for you. Just as you say I’m civil, I know that you usually are as well. All you’re doing now is egging on, further aggravating him; and for what? If its for your own entertainment, that’s not right.
So please, can we at least try to get back on track?
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9:59 pm
Hey, August is the one who’s been dippin’ in sanity for awhile now. He’s shown that he can get anyone’s IP address here and find out where they live and even threaten them in that ever-so vague way where it doesn’t come off as a threat that he knows this information, and then there’s the fact that someone even said that they killed themselves because August decided to fuck with them.
If he’s going to go for low blows, I’ll be more than happy to match him, considering he’s nothing but a child at this point. Dunno what the hell his problem is, but he better get his shit together, considering he’s put quite a bit out on the line, and I’m more than willing to be ruthless.
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10:01 pm
Excellent points O. I agree 100%.
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10:07 pm
Alright, if you’re willing to be civil August, how’s this: Come up with a list of things you want me to apologize for. However, before you post this list, here’s mine:
Apologize for your childish behavior for the past couple of weeks.
Apologize for IP snooping.
Apologize for all of the lies you’ve made.
Apologize for insulting me and anyone else you decided to pick a fight with.
Apologize for the racists statements you’ve made throughout your time here.
Depending on how many things you’ve apologized for, and specifically what you’ve apologized for, I will then match that number. I posted five items that do a decent job at covering your faults, so do me the courtesy of posting no more than five. Should you feel the need to include more than five, I will then match however many more items you have for you to apologize for. Once the list of what we have to apologize for has been made, then we will apologize to one another. Sound fair to you?
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10:11 pm
I don’t have a list for you. I think we should just ignore each other. Your list is passive aggressive in itself not to mention impossible.
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10:17 pm
@L.N. Fighting fire with fire usually only gets everyone burned. All I’m saing is if you keep resorting to low blows, they’ll just keep coming with this stuff.
@August. Come on, August. L.N. is willing to meet on some middle ground here, can’t you try a little harder?
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10:18 pm
Well August, the problem with us just ignoring each other is flat out impossible. Neither one of us are going to leave the site, and neither one of us are going to be able to help but comment on the other. Either you’re going to say something incredibly offensive, or I’m going to slip up something big and you’re going to jump down my throat just for the chance of feeling superior.
Now, if you can actually make good on your word and make no insult about me and ignore my absolute existence, and keep it up for a good while, then I will accept that you are indeed able to keep your end of the bargain and do the same. Note, the reason why I say YOU have to uphold your end before I can uphold mine is simple: you proposed the idea.
Now, should you decide you want to go to the list idea that I came up with and come up with five items for me to apologize for, then I will indeed apologize first, due to the fact it was my idea.
It’s your choice, I can be quite the civil person when you talk like a rational human being, or I can be an absolutely ruthless cutthroat who believes that anything you decide to fire against someone is something you should be prepared to get hit back with.
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10:23 pm
“someone even said that they killed themselves because August decided to fuck with them.”
So they killed themselves and then came back from the dead to post a comment about it?
LN, you’re delusional. And cyber-stalking August only makes you look worse.
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10:28 pm
I may have just made things slightly worse…
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10:30 pm
Exbrony, lay off the pipe.
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10:33 pm
O, I am willing 100%. The problem with the list idea is that L.N finds the very nature of the site offensive. He finds articles offensive that I wrote before he even came here. I have written over 150 articles, one thing about them is they are very consistent in their content. I cannot change that. L.N finds us all offensive.
I will have to say there is a very large difference between someone posting at a site that they are a part of and someone who comes here only in opposition. Our mission statement is linked at the top of every page, after reading that they cannot be surprised with content that matches that mission statement. If they choose to stick around they are the antagonizer and should realize as much.
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10:41 pm
August, claiming black people aren’t human, or that they can never go to heaven no matter how hard they try (which completely contradicts the idea of an ever-loving God), or that women should remain silent while allowing Christian women to speak their minds, or flat-out lying to cover one another’s ass, or revealing the private information of others, or insulting others based purely on looks is NOT what Christianity is about. You are nothing but a liar and a scoundrel who throws a bitch-fit whenever someone disagrees with him. You say some of the most vile and horrible things ever, and then go ‘why do you hate me?’. You’re nothing but the most intolerant group of assholes to exist. You’re not Christians, you’re a White Male Christian Supremacy group modeled right after the KKK. The only difference is that instead of lynching black people, you find other vile things to call them, and then you go and throw every other group that isn’t your specific brand of hate under the blanket as well.
Well, if you aren’t willing to meet in the middle whatsoever, then you have no one to blame but yourself for whatever hell comes your way.
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10:47 pm
You know what…I relize this was a fruitless effort.
Carry on with what you want…I won’t try this again…
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10:48 pm
Again with the misogynist language, LN?
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10:48 pm
L.N, O is completley correct. And I was serious about us leaving each other alone. You can ask others if this site will change for you. But this will be my last response to you.
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10:49 pm
Rottenboroughs, you did your best. LN is just unreachable and unteachable.
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10:52 pm
Exbrony, did your mother never hold you as a child? Is that why you’re so resentful and hateful to people, even when giving them compliments?
And August? I -highly- doubt you’re capable of doing such a thing. Should you actually keep it up, I’ll be amazed. If you can last, say a month, without replying to me, no matter what I do or say, then I will concede that you’re indeed serious and will ignore you as well.
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10:55 pm
How was I hateful to Rottenburoughs in what I said?
I happen to like Rottenburoughs. He might have some funny ideas but I think he’s basically a decent person.
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10:57 pm
“If you can last, say a month, without replying to me, no matter what I do or say, then I will concede that you’re indeed serious and will ignore you as well.”
We should both start now. You don’t get a free month of saying whatever you want at me.
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10:58 pm
Look at what you call him. Is that something you’d call someone who you have some respect for?
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11:01 pm
“We should both start now. You don’t get a free month of saying whatever you want at me.”
How about no, considering you have quite a bit to answer for, and I’m going to remind you just how hateful you really are.
Of course, we COULD settle this like adults and apologize to one another and admit our faults. Hell, if you’re willing to even agree to that concept, I’m sure we could work SOMETHING out so that we can both agree and apologize for the faults that the other has found.
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11:02 pm
Calling him Rottenburoughs is just a bit of light-hearted semi-homophonic fun.
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11:09 pm
How is it light hearted fun if going out of your way to misspell my name just annoys me…At least August shortens my name to “O” couldn’t you just do that?
“He might have some funny ideas but I think he’s basically a decent person.”
I want to take this as a compliment…But the way it’s worded dosen’t seem right…
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11:17 pm
“going out of your way to misspell my name”
It’s not going out of my way. Rottenboroughs is easier to spell than Ouroboros. It’s English, for a start.
“I want to take this as a compliment”
Then do. It was intended as one.
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11:22 pm
Really? I find Ouroboros a lot easier and quicker to type…Well, everyone does type differently…Is Rottenborough an actual thing?
I didn’t mean To offend by not accepting your compliment (which thank you by the way) I was just unsure if the “basically” was really necessary in it.
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11:30 pm
“Rotten boroughs” is a historical allusion with contemporary resonance.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotten_and_pocket_boroughs
It is a reminder that democratic intent does not always result in democratic effect.
And you’re quite right. The word “basically” was an unnecessary and unintentionally insulting qualifier. I withdraw it.
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11:37 pm
Huh, it is a real thing…irrelevant to me, but still a real thing…good to know
Thank you exbrony…It was just the word “basically” that I got hung up on.
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11:44 pm
The Rotten Boroughs are not irrelevant to you at all. Do you really think that American democracy is perfectly representative?
Re the qualifier “basically”, I must now sadly reinstate it in light of your comments on the Kony thread.
I see it as being far from decent for you to support the actions of sickos who make pornography out of children’s cartoons and post it on the internet where children will see it.
Now if you will excuse me, I must adjourn to the pub, where a shepherd’s pie and crisp, refreshing Australian lager await.
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11:48 pm
I meant its more irrelevant to me personally…
And now we’re back to not liking each other…Perfect…
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12:21 am
You sound paranoid like Claire. I wish I had all these techy skills to do all these special things like reading your home address and such, Cali boy.
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12:23 am
God you’re a creep, Billings.
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12:27 am
I would love to Google Earth your little corner of San Diego. Probably full of pit bulls and those cars than bounce up and down…
Weird I’m hearing the oddest noises outside. Like the wind but more moany.
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12:31 am
Billings, you have a fetish for Californians, don’t you?
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10:50 pm
“You know what…I relize this was a fruitless effort.”
Not at all O, you made a difference with me.
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10:55 pm
And what specifically did he make a difference with you, considering you’re still going to be a prick who hates anyone who isn’t a white Christian Conservative male.
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10:56 pm
I have to agree with L.N. on this one…How exactly did I make a difference here? Nothing has seemed to change…
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10:59 pm
I will leave LN alone, is that not what you wanted? If you want to change this whole site, that is an entirely different subject.
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11:03 pm
Actually, what he wanted was for us to settle our differences and act like men. YOU were the one who came up with the idea of just ignoring me instead. Hell, even I agreed to apologize if you were willing to, so only someone completely unreasonable would try to take the ‘fuck it, I just won’t talk to him’ road like a ten year old would.
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11:06 pm
I never agreed to changing the site…It’s your guy’s site, do what you want…I just wanted things to be more civil…Which I guess if ignoring each other makes for civility, I guess I did do something…
I’m gonna chalk this up as a draw…
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11:10 pm
I’m going to ignore everybody and just talk to myself from now on.
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11:12 pm
Just a head’s up, that usually dosen’t work…Dosen’t work when I tried it at least…
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11:14 pm
You want me to apologize for the site itself LN. You set the apology up for a failure. I don’t wish for you to apologize for anything. Can’t think of a single thing. You are so wrong about the Robert thing, but that really does not matter in the end. We know the truth and that’s all that matters. I don’t like it when you call BB “B**tcham “ but you already know that.
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11:16 pm
Potato Salad!!!
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11:20 pm
I’m only asking for you to apologize for your own actions. The rest of the liars and want-to-be-murderers and bigots are on their own. You can’t honestly sit there and say that genocide, murder, and hate is exactly what Jesus wants, can you? Because that’s what you’re in favor of doing.
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11:21 pm
I WANT TO BLOW UP THE MOON! IS THAT SO WRONG???
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11:23 pm
Huh? The moon? That dosen’t accomplish anything though…Why do you want to blow it up?
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11:25 pm
http://christwire.org/2011/12/is-it-time-for-america-to-destroy-the-moon/
This is what I supposedly need to apologize for.
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11:26 pm
You’re also in favor of blowing up all of China and any other place that you think is even somewhat harming the US. There’s also the fact that you have an irrational fear towards every single black person you meet, you don’t consider them human, and you think they will never go to heaven.
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11:37 pm
Who appointed L.N. Prosecutor for the persecutors? Really, demanding apologies and reading off a list of offenses whilst calling ugly names is really revealing L.N. as a hypocrite.
Get down off the cross, you don’t belong there, L.N.
Everyone is entitled to an OPINION, an expression of FAITH and presenting an ALTERNATIVE VIEW. All L.N. does is scream ‘rib’ and ‘bitcham’ and pure ignorance.
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11:49 pm
“Who appointed L.N. Prosecutor for the persecutors? Really, demanding apologies and reading off a list of offenses whilst calling ugly names is really revealing L.N. as a hypocrite.”
Who gave you permission to speak, worm? You tell others that they need to follow the laws of God, and yet you so carelessly abandon them yourself? You’re nothing but a conceited little cunt.
“Everyone is entitled to an OPINION, an expression of FAITH and presenting an ALTERNATIVE VIEW. All L.N. does is scream ‘rib’ and ‘bitcham’ and pure ignorance.”
An opinion? Yes. An expression of faith? Yes. An alternate view? Yes. But when you start demanding that others follow your rules when you don’t even bother to do so, you are nothing but a hypocrite yourself, and you can’t own up to the fact that you’re wrong.
Recall Timothy 2:12–
“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.”
Also,
“For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.” (I Corinthians 11:8-9)
Both basically say you’re inferior to man and shouldn’t speak, and yet you continue to act as if you’re better than any man who opposes you.
Fuck off, you hypocritical little bitch.
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12:06 am
Ok, now I can’t keep talking to myself, I need to talk to L.N. about some issues in his comment to Blanche.
As we have stated several times, Blanche has the permission of the Fellowship to speak here, but since you can’t seem to understand that, did you ever stop to think that perhaps Blanche is teaching the other women in the Fellowship? While men might take something from her articles, she has never once told any man what to do in her articles.
Also, the swearing is just getting old.
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12:12 am
“As we have stated several times, Blanche has the permission of the Fellowship to speak here, but since you can’t seem to understand that, did you ever stop to think that perhaps Blanche is teaching the other women in the Fellowship?”
So you believe that you are all above God now? Or do you admit to being hypocrites and only following whatever it is that you want to follow, whenever it’s convenient for you?
“While men might take something from her articles, she has never once told any man what to do in her articles.”
She’s told me to do several things before, and even thought I worked under her at one point, the insane bitch. Regardless of my religion, hers dictates that she should not be my superior. Remember though, you can say ‘we let her’ all you want, but then you’d be sinning against God and deliberately disobeying his commands while having absolute and full knowledge you’re breaking them.
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12:22 am
Wrong, L.N. By a man giving a woman permission to speak, we are in fact still asserting our God-given dominion over women. The simple fact is that your just hate the fact she is smarter than you, and you can’t stand that you constantly lose arguments to her, so you resort to swearing and childish name calling.
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12:25 am
“Wrong, L.N. By a man giving a woman permission to speak, we are in fact still asserting our God-given dominion over women.”
No, you’re allowing her to break your God’s rules and you too will feel the fires of Hell when you die for allowing her to speak her mind.
“The simple fact is that your just hate the fact she is smarter than you, and you can’t stand that you constantly lose arguments to her, so you resort to swearing and childish name calling.”
Lose to her? She’s a pathetic and stupid bimbo with sex on the brain. She takes half the things I say towards her as a sexual front and can’t think for herself.
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12:43 am
L.N.
Why do you place your soul in so much peril? Your hate is a black mewling thing that cries for attention and unconditional love, yet it spits the green poison of hate. It is almost like you and Claire are sisters.
I recently watched a very interesting program on Kevin Something-or-other. He’s the hand that animates the Elmo character on Sesame Street. In his mind, he sees Elmo as representing unconditional love, instead of Satan’s promise to gather up the little children and make them slaves in the sulfur mines as Mother taught us.
You seem to have the same issues as this Kevin. What you see as a noble fight against the forces of evil in the world is actually the embodiment of your black mewling soul crying for the milk of hate from the great internet teat.
I am not your wet nurse, buddy.
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12:48 am
And there you go, trying to act as if you know everything. You complain about how people aren’t accepting of your views, and then you go and tarnish the views of other people.
You’re nothing but a hypocritical harlot, you piece of trash.
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2:10 am
LN, your misogynist language is revolting. You really should be ashamed of yourself.
Go hang out at some “men’s rights” slimepit. You will be much happier among your fellow woman-haters.
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8:53 am
L.N.
It is interesting that you would use the word “tarnish” so intuitively. To tarnish is to “cause to lose luster”.
I think it is clear from scripture that LUST and LUSTER is a sin or bad thing because it draws attention away from Holy endeavors. Some see success and the powerful message of others as a source of lust that they might express in jealous terms. I know you will accuse me of speaking with authority on this, but I’ve dealt with the jealousy of others my whole life – I AM an expert on this.
I think much of your anger and ugliness is a lust to be more like me. You see someone good and righteous and wish to have the good graces that appear to come so easily, but without the work of understanding scripture and faith. You are hobbled by your demons. The only way to break the cycle of hate, jealousy and failure you are experiencing is by rejecting the luster of jealousy.
You are tenacious in the continued attack on my character, but it hasn’t brought you success, acclaim or even satisfaction. When a person does the same thing over and over while expecting different results one might call them crazy or L.N.
BB
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4:37 pm
Bitcham, why do you hate Jesus?
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11:59 pm
It was going to be a surprise for everyone, but with all the sadness today, I thought I would announce it now. I ordered white chrisTwire logo snuggies for all.
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12:01 am
Why not black?
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12:06 am
Who are you and why should I care?
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12:10 am
Ambassador, what a fantastic thing to do for the people!
I have some left over Sarah Palin mugs I’m sending out today as an extra treat! The Jan Crouch Barbies are moldy, so we’re burning those at the pledge-a-thon to benefit the building of a new communications tower.
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12:14 am
Bless you dear. Your church has been far too kind to my village for so many years.
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12:48 am
I do hope my mug arrives in time for the frosty party I’m going have at my barn next weekend for the baseball openers.
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3:05 am
Thank you, Mr. Mwabwetumba, that is very generous of you! Thank you, and God loves you!
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