• Pat Robertson Endorses Steak and a BJ Day – That’s March 14th!

    March 14, 2012 5:09 pm 10 comments

    A lot of young people will dismiss the right reverend Pat Robertson as a Granpa Biblebelt, but nothing could be further from the truth. When asked if the carnal slurping and lurping of congenitals between married couples is right or even appropriate, ol’ Pat gave a thrilling endorsement of March 14, National Steak and a BJ day.

    Founded as a masculine alternative to Valentine’s day, Steak and BJ Day is a holiday heartily endorsed by most men but few women. While many women are unaware of the holiday, studies have shown that men are 116% more likely to remember the day of celebratory affection from year to year compared to the traditional birthday or anniversary. Perhaps due to the inclusion of red meat, typically steak, as a part of the holiday many within the environmental movement have tried to turn this into Tofu and BJ day.

    While the honorable reverend Robertson does not address the vegetarian aspects of celebrating the national fete, he has plenty to say about the aspects of oral mouth pleasuring between married couples. One has to wonder if the reverend is on some new medication.

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