Pat Robertson Endorses Steak and a BJ Day – That’s March 14th!
A lot of young people will dismiss the right reverend Pat Robertson as a Granpa Biblebelt, but nothing could be further from the truth. When asked if the carnal slurping and lurping of congenitals between married couples is right or even appropriate, ol’ Pat gave a thrilling endorsement of March 14, National Steak and a BJ day.
Founded as a masculine alternative to Valentine’s day, Steak and BJ Day is a holiday heartily endorsed by most men but few women. While many women are unaware of the holiday, studies have shown that men are 116% more likely to remember the day of celebratory affection from year to year compared to the traditional birthday or anniversary. Perhaps due to the inclusion of red meat, typically steak, as a part of the holiday many within the environmental movement have tried to turn this into Tofu and BJ day.
While the honorable reverend Robertson does not address the vegetarian aspects of celebrating the national fete, he has plenty to say about the aspects of oral mouth pleasuring between married couples. One has to wonder if the reverend is on some new medication.
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7:45 pm
OK he did not endorse National Steak and a BJ Day. He stated that the bible doesn’t specifically say it is wrong. He says as long as it is between a married man and woman it is not a problem. He also mentions the fact that it is down to personal opinion. He states very clearly at least twice that if you feel it is sin in your heart it is a sin. So all in all he is doing something known as sitting on the fence. Before you go all homophobic it means he is not offering a concrete answer on the topic, he sees both sides.
As for your belief on the reason why it is remembered and heartily endorsed by most men. You are incorrect. Yes, it is likely to be both endorsed and remembered by a large percentage of men, but not necessarily because of the steak. It is the more adult side of the holiday they would look forward to.
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7:53 pm
Isn’t today Pi day? That’s what I remember today as.
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8:22 pm
It is in fact Pi day as well. The whole steak and bj thing was started as a male version of valentines day. I’m guessing it started as a joke and has become quite famous on the internet apparently.
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7:54 pm
Why is there a black woman on tv talking about sex? No one wants that!
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8:03 pm
We had chicken for dinner.
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8:05 pm
What does that have to do with anything on this article?
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8:09 pm
We had apple pi too, happy?
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8:12 pm
Lmao, okay that was funny.
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8:09 pm
The wife is cooking dinner now. It does not smell good. I might need to fill up on bread.
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5:06 am
Auggie, you homo fag…..Give up the bread and get some head from a female that’s not your daughter for a change!!
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