Polk County Florida under Atheist Siege – Marshall Law Expected Anytime!

Florida Devil Worshipers Cover Highway with Unholy Water
<chris†wire> BREAKING NEWS – Christians in Polk County Florida are under Satan’s siege of Evil tonight after the Godless descended on Polk County in what may have been an attempt to forcibly take control of county government in order to secede from the Union. I’m told some type of fighting has been underway at the County Courthouse in Barton for the past 45 minutes. Details are sketchy but police report a number of people down from related gunshot wounds.
The attempted coup now underway began last year when the Christian ministers who belong to the group Polk Under Prayers, (PUP) a coalition of Christian Churches in Polk County well known for doing the Lord’s good works of spreading the word by promoting faith in their local communities; last year anointed the county line separating Polk County and Pasco Counties along Florida Highway 98. The local pastors spread holy oil over the pavement on the county line and prayed for the safety of all travelers on the highway and for the protection of local citizens from drug lords known to use this highway as a dope pipeline from Mexico into New York City.

AOF Terrorists Attack Barton Residents and Cover Highway 98 in Unholy Water
Last Monday a dangerous satanic cult known as the Atheists of Florida (AOF) staged a media event by publicly violating this sacred hollowed ground by washing off the pavement with “unholy water” on the site where PUP had blessed it a year before. Tuesday morning reports from local residents claimed a miracle had taken place on the site overnight. Blood was reported to have been observed “leaking through the pavement at the site of the county line for over an hour.”
Polk County Sheriff’s 9-1-1 dispatch supervisor, Diana Wells confirmed having received over 30 calls by 7:30 am Tuesday. I would be remiss in my Christian duty should I fail to call your attention the fact that the Atheists of Florida is listed on the FBI Cult Watch List as a known End of Days Suicide Death cult closely associated with the Mexican cult known as, “Santa Muerte” or Saint Death or Holy Death.
This follows the stunning announcement from AOF that two of its most visible and outspoken members, John Keiffer and Ellenbeth Wach, President and Vice-President respectively were both booted out of the sinister organization recently. AOF released its reason for the unexpected firings saying, “they disgraced the AOF, by bringing shame and unrest to the organization by engaging in militant type tactics, engaging in felonious criminal acts, and excessively drawing negative media attention to the AOFOusted

Ousted Former AOF President John Keiffer
Jennifer Hancock of the Tampa Humanism & Freethought Examiner, a known communist publication based in Tampa since 1962, is reputed to have direct ties to Cuba and was linked to the unrest of the Civil Rights Movement of the 1960s. Minutes after the JFK assassination FBI surveillance teams were placed on 24 hour surveillance of the Examiner offices. The group, according to the FBI also had connections to the terrorist underground Black Panther Party. Hancock wrote…

Ousted AOF V.P. Ellenbeth Wachs
“The fallout over the removal of John and Ellenbeth has been vocal as Ellenbeth Wachs and John Keiffer have been the AOF’s most prominent and visible members. Both have been in the news for getting arrested as a result of their protests in favor of church state separation in Polk County Florida.”
Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, a devoted evangelical Christian Brother, and personal friend of mine, has been the only man to put these roaches of mayhem under his lawful boot of authority! Judd arrested Ellenbeth, a Godless tart, after she was caught during an undercover sting operation posing as an attorney in order to defraud the elderly of their life savings.
Ellenbeth’s second arrest came 48 days later when calls from her neighbors to 9-1-1 reported her and an “obese biker bitch” were both parading naked on the public street chanting “Death to Christ, rejoice in Satan’s return!” The women were then reported to have engaging in an unholy union while taking unnatural liberties on one another, so unimaginable that I dare not utter a single word of their intimate nature on this holy chris†wire network so as to protect women, children, the elderly and faint of heart.

Atheist of the Year for 2011 Ellenbeth Wachs Before Her Forced Removal from the AOF
But mark my word brothers & sisters of faith such desperate wickedness in public just 240 feet from an elementary school and across the street from an animal shelter can only be the work of the Godless, the forsaken, and the lost souls who are enslaved to do the twisted dark bidding of their master the Prince of Darkness for eternity. As the famous evangelical preacher Billy Sunday once said… “If it won’t stand the fire of the melting pot it’s no good!”

Evangelical Preacher Billy Sunday c. 1892
It’s damn hard for a God-fearing man to image an atheists group, some of the most ignorant, depraved and Godless primitives of the modern era feeling “disgraced” by anyone, who like them is stupid enough not to have faith and be saved during these troubling days. For the end is nigh brothers & sisters. Praise be to Him!!!
According to public records filed in Polk County by the Department of Mental Health Services; last month sheriff’s deputies placed Ellenbeth under a 5150 hold for 72 hours incarcerating her in the county’s mental heath secure facility. Documents obtained under the Freedom of Information Act provide some insight into this witch’s horrible torment.
The following appeared on an orderly’s night report on Feburary 16, 2012… “Ellenbeth has been unable to cope with her forced removal and shameful public fall from grace as the disgrace whorelot who somehow managed to shame a group of the wicked and the damned! She remains despondent and often shouts in tongues at night during her hold at our facility. There is no doubt this witch is possessed by some demon from hell. Note condition at 4:14 am for Dr. Terri Carter.”
Regardless, Miss Ellenbeth still demands her share of media attention. According to unnamed Confidential Reliable Informants (CRI) inside the AOF, she has filed a civil suit against a true man of Christian courage, our dedicated servant, Sheriff Grady Judd. Sources state Ellenbeth is nothing more than… “White trailer-trash who shot her 15 minutes of fame for her pointless cause. She is a media-addicted slut who has been suffering with deep depression since the media spotlight long ago left her aged sagging breasts behind.”
In the past few days Sheriff Judd reports sporadic fighting around the County Courthouse in Barton as well as in outlining areas as Florida’s militant atheists continue to arrive here in Polk County in what many believe is an effort to unseat county government. Twelve people have been killed, and 21 wounded since fighting broke out shortly after the Godless covered highways, local churches and many Barton residents with their “Unholy Water” on Tuesday. Martial Law may be declared at anytime according to Sheriff Judd.
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Fascinating expose Brother Bane. These problems just don’t happen when we have a better president. Atheists have no soul or any capacity for love for their fellow man. Sometimes I wonder if it’s time to put them on reservations where they can only hate themselves.
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I couldn’t agree more Brother August. I’m now following this story closely and will write up any breaking news as it occurs.
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“after the Godless descended on Polk County in what may have been an attempt to forcibly take control of county government in order to secede from the Union.”
I’m not sure what you are referring to. I don’t see how a county could secede as county governments lack any kind of military force. A small group of people washed a small strip of pavement. I’m not sure how you got from that to seceding from the union.
“I’m told some type of fighting has been underway at the County Courthouse in Barton for the past 45 minutes. Details are sketchy but police report a number of people down from related gunshot wounds.”
Well, I was in Bartow (not Barton) for most of the day that day and there were no gunshots nor any people “down”. I’m not sure what “fighting” you would be referring to but I was out and about in Bartow and saw nothing. My wife spent most of the day in right in front of the court house waiting on a building permit and she did not report anything like what you allege has happened.
“last year anointed the county line separating Polk County and Pasco Counties along Florida Highway 98. The local pastors spread holy oil over the pavement on the county line and prayed for the safety of all travelers on the highway and for the protection of local citizens from drug lords known to use this highway as a dope pipeline from Mexico into New York City.”
Wrong again. They prayed that any non-christian crossing the line either be converted or arrested.
“AOF Terrorists Attack Barton Residents and Cover Highway 98 in Unholy Water”
Wrong again. No one was attacked. The “unholy water” was plain tap water with a piece of paper that said “unholy water” on it. I doubt labeling water makes it corrosive to Christians, but since none of it ever actually touched a Christian, I guess we’ll never know . Also, you do realize that the “unholy water” event occurred at the north county line (Lakeland area) and Bartow (not Barton) are one opposite sides of Polk county right?
“Last Monday a dangerous satanic cult known as the Atheists of Florida (AOF) staged a media event by publicly violating this sacred hollowed ground by washing off the pavement with “unholy water” on the site where PUP had blessed it a year before. Tuesday morning reports from local residents claimed a miracle had taken place on the site overnight. Blood was reported to have been observed “leaking through the pavement at the site of the county line for over an hour.””
Funny, I drive over that stretch of pavement almost daily and I have seen no blood. You would think that with the 95% or more of the population carrying cell phones with camera’s built in, someone would have snapped a picture of such a miraculous event. Yet none have surfaced. Also, you do realize that it is impossible for an atheist to believe in, much less worship this satan character, right? If by your own bibles account of history, satan is a creation of god, and atheists do not believe in said god, then it naturally follows that they can not believe in satan as they do not believe in his creator. Since they do not believe in satan, how could they worship something that does not exist?
“Polk County Sheriff’s 9-1-1 dispatch supervisor, Diana Wells confirmed having received over 30 calls by 7:30 am Tuesday. I would be remiss in my Christian duty should I fail to call your attention the fact that the Atheists of Florida is listed on the FBI Cult Watch List as a known End of Days Suicide Death cult closely associated with the Mexican cult known as, “Santa Muerte” or Saint Death or Holy Death.”
I was not aware that the FBI even had a “cult watch list”. Perhaps you could provide a link to this list so we could find AOF on it and see it for ourselves. I’m not sure how AOF could be associated with this End of Days Suicide Death Cult as atheists do not believe in the “end of days”. Could you please clarify what the connections are between the organizations are. Please site your references.
“This follows the stunning announcement from AOF that two of its most visible and outspoken members, John Keiffer and Ellenbeth Wach, President and Vice-President respectively were both booted out of the sinister organization recently. AOF released its reason for the unexpected firings saying, “they disgraced the AOF, by bringing shame and unrest to the organization by engaging in militant type tactics, engaging in felonious criminal acts, and excessively drawing negative media “
I don’t know how you came to that conclusion. They both still control the organization and attend most of the chapter meetings.
“Ellenbeth’s second arrest came 48 days later when calls from her neighbors to 9-1-1 reported her and an “obese biker bitch” were both parading naked on the public street chanting “Death to Christ, rejoice in Satan’s return!” The women were then reported to have engaging in an unholy union while taking unnatural liberties on one another, so unimaginable that I dare not utter a single word of their intimate nature on this holy chris†wire network so as to protect women, children, the elderly and faint of heart.”
Uh no, that’s not even close to what happened. This: http://www.theledger.com/article/20110825/NEWS/110829629
Is what happened and it’s pretty clear that you are making insane/baseless accusations.
You may now resume your insanity.
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Hitler would be so proud of your position. Why not go a step further while we’re at it and just round all non-christians while we are at it. Who really cares about what the US constitution says about freedom of religion. The only trouble I can see with that is where do we draw the line. Do the morons and jehovah’s witnesses get to stay? Catholics or protestants? I think it pretty much goes without saying that the jews should be rounded up into the concentration camps…er uh…reservations……yeah…reservations because they do not believe in christ.
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KenZ – Allow me to welcome you sir to the chrisTwire network. I see you re-posted your quite drawn out response after joining our flock. I’m not sure how Hitler got involved, but you live down that way so I must take your word for it. Its hard though to image… Hitler’s boot stomping Nazi’s arrive in Polk County to provide aid to the weak and Godless? TY I may have to work that angle in as I wasn’t previously aware of Hitler’s arrival in your otherwise pristine county. BTW you don’t need a military to secede. Secession occurs on paper, you only need a military if war should break out. Case in point
Rough & Ready, California seceded and repatriated with the union almost three months later having done so without any military… “It was decided in a town meeting in April 1850 to draw up articles of secession, forming the “Great Republic of Rough and Ready” (and according to legend, the con man was immediately hanged). Less than three months later, when preparing for an Independence Day celebration, community members realized that they were no longer entitled to celebrate US independence, and the secession was rescinded by popular vote.” If you wish to check my sources please do do…
http://en.wikipedia.orgwikiRough_and_Ready,_California
I realize your recently out of high school son from seeing your photo when you posted via FB. We at chrisTwire endeavor to bring our readers accurate, timely, and unbiased reporting. Please check your facts in the future before posting here again. Again welcome to the flock brother KenZ! I’m running a bit late for church but perhaps we’ll chat again later.
Warm regards, BJB
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Well said!
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Good story may those heathens get everything they got coming to them.
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Good “story” indeed. Not quite as good as star wars, but still a riveting work of fiction.
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How does a pervert defiant create Unholy Water?
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Great to hear from you again Sister Susan and welcome home after your long departure while you engaged in your missionary work. I’m running out the door to get to the 9 am service but I’m sure we’ll catch up later.
BJB
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Look this is a hoax and I’m sorry you all are falling for this nonsense. The problem isn’t any groups or religionless heathens in Polk county it’s the corrupt on both sides of law and government that is killing our communities. The criminals as well as the imperialist based government are tugging the same end of the rope here yes it is a sin hole and please pray for us here but really this is a joke
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