Real Women Don’t Masturbate
Masturbation may very well be one of the most embarrassing topics of conversation in the American family today. It is a chaotic and confusing experience for young people, one that draws them into a cycle of self-destruction that can reach well into adulthood. Most of the contemporary analyses of this addictive phenomenon focus on boys, who are abusing themselves at ever increasing rates. While this comes as no surprise at a time when Biblical teaching is being readily replaced by radical liberal ideologies and homosexuality, it does leave one important question open: What about the females?
Feminine self-gratification is a subject that is so objectionable and disingenuous that it remains taboo for spiritual discussion. Yet by any measurable standard, it is a crisis of vast proportions in our culture. It affects a girl’s ability to mature beyond the egocentric teenage stage, it recklessly familiarizes her with rampant promiscuity and it can ultimately undermine her willingness to find stability in a procreative, loving marriage.
On a scholarly level, many professionals would be loathed to admit the simple fact that they know next to nothing about the mechanisms of the private effeminate stimulation experience. Indeed, the true extent of women’s cheap corporeal pleasurings has not been recorded in any respectable sense, but anecdotal evidence suggests that more and more in our society are masturbating and they’re doing it with a gluttonous, hedonistic pride.
Before we proceed, special note should be made about the premise of this article. Real women are courageous and vivacious. They’re role models and educators. They’re beautiful and righteous. It is painful for us to consider that some amongst us may be secret masturbators. Our mothers and grandmothers? Our sisters and daughters? The ladies at work or our friends on Facebook? Such a plague of barbaric genital manipulation is disastrous for our noble ideal of the family. It rips apart that gentle, delicate image we have of all women and goes against everything Jesus Christ taught about the sanctity of human life. Masturbation reduces women to wanton venereal whores, addicted pleasure seekers, and cretins little better than the most perverse sodomites lurking on this earth.
Dearest female friends, it is our earnest hope today that together we can save a few of your from yourselves.
The concept of female masturbation is naturally a very strange one. For boys, the phallus is titillated by stroking the shaft with great rapidity. Often, oils and creams are used to lubricate the action to utmost viscosity. As the male erection grows hard and long, the testicles become taut in preparation for the disposal of spermatozoa from the top of the penis. Yet this is not the case for a girl. Instead of stroking, she must invade the vaginal orifice with a foreign object. Inside the reproductive chasm, there is a special erogenous zone that must be targeted with delicate precision. Amateur female masturbation can result in dryness, chafing and even hemorrhoids and urinary tract infections. Inside the uterine pathways are many blind curves and dead ends, and the female self-gratifier needs to master this labyrinth with the agility of a rat seeking its cheese.
It should be noted here that the female vagina contains several folds of skin at the aperture that are themselves highly sensitive. These are called the labia and can be massaged to the give the sensation of intercourse, but only a deep, investigative insertion will result in the explosion of histrionic emotion that the woman so desperately seeks. For this reason, many married man find arousing the labia of their spouses with the tongue both overly complicated and frustrating. Conversely, it is far too easy for a female to arouse her husband’s genital organ with her mouth and this often mistakenly results in a throat full of warm male sperm– a truly unpleasant experience for all those involved.
At times, a female orgasm can be achieved during vaginal stimulation. This is done through either sexual congress or prolonged masturbation. However, the female orgasm is an entirely unpredictable incident. In such cases, a woman will moan loudly and scrape her fingernails on a nearby surface, tearing velvet pillows and plush toys to shreds. She will flop her head from side to side and reveal deep, dark secrets from her past. She may even eject a squirt of yeastial fluids that rises into the air like a decorative garden fountain. It will bubble for several seconds before subsiding. Most girls are usually deeply embarrassed by this ridiculous spectacle.
In ages past, women used to break off the phalluses from homoerotic Greek statues to use as dildos. A dildo is a creatively-inspired representation of the male penis crafted from stone, wood, rubber, plastic or metal. In recent years, the construction of technologically advanced dildos has become an art for companies in places such as Denmark, where European-style sexuality is based on denying any discourse of moral priorities. Europeans are specialists at jamming the body full of gadgets and thick fluids in their perpetual search for new extremes of pain.
The dildo is commonly between five and seven inches long, although some are modeled after black men and can reach 16 inches (it should be noted that such an enormous length can damage a woman and make her unfit for normal heterosexual intercourse with anyone but a black). The dildo can have stripes (called “ribs”) or dots that resemble genital warts. They can be curved to reflect the arch of an Italian or Spanish male penis, and they can be narrow and pointy to mirror an Asiatic one. Many are electrified to simulate the aggression of any number of ethnic minorities, such as Mexicans, Brazilians and mulattos. Some are rather sponge-like and will grow damp and foul-smelling after repeated use. They should be cleansed, but never in a dishwasher for that will leave one’s dishes and cups tasting of the tacky acidity of lubricant. Homosexuals employ these tools to aggravate the anus, stuffing their holes indignantly with little regard for agony and excrement.
Most women begin experimenting with masturbation in their early twenties and this occurs with great regularity in the liberal arts college scene. A girl at that age will introduce her roommates to her favorite dildo and the group will take turns jabbing their moist, silken passageways in a race to see who can discover their “g-spots” first. Some claim this is an outlet for the stress of academic study. Unfortunately, such harsh female genital meddling can be loud and profane. It disrupts the normal sleep patterns and makes a woman far more likely to be promiscuous on her close-knit, gossipy campus.
Girls who masturbate seek out real-life male penetrative situations when the thrill of clammy molded plastic dies down. A bristling college male can be an impressive, albeit sweaty, replacement. The college girl also deeply craves the chesty hairiness of a man and will imagine him to be a good listener. He will introduce the girl to multiple positions where legs are thrown heedlessly into the air, hair is pulled back and the male phallus slaps one about the breasts and buttocks. The collegiate sexual partners will have intercourse in dormitory showers, in the backs of cars and even at private parties where their liberal-minded friends gather to watch. This is called being a “slut” or a “whore.” Sadly, there are a tremendous number of videos on the internet that document such incidents and many young men pay to subscribe to such film-sharing services.
Once a woman is labeled with the derogatory moniker of slut, it is very difficult for her to live it down. She will forever be traded from one man to the next, pounded bestially by hairy Arabs and rippling Latinos, on crusty ghetto couches and against disco club walls, until she is little more than a massive vessel of male ejaculate. (Oddly enough, this is precisely what most hardcore caucasian homosexuals aspire to become in their absurd and flamboyant lives.)
Single women in their mid twenties living in urban environments are the most common female masturbators in America. They are so far removed from their faith communities that they know not the fear of public shaming. Mothers are not close enough to monitor late mornings spent in bed. Siblings are no longer a safety valve of nighttime interruption. No, the young woman on her own in the big city will poke herself with gigantic ghetto dildos for hours on end. She will keep a vast collection in her bedside cabinets and exchange tips on slippery lubricants with her friends online. Offensive pet names such as “Indiana Bones,” “Buzz All-In,” “Just In My Beaver” or “Peter Dinkage” will be given. The young female masturbator will become a specialist in satisfying her internal yearnings, that horrific blossoming of feminine sexuality mixed with pride, egotism and careerism.
If our female masturbation addict takes the plunge into marriage, all her self-gratification rituals should cease. For a healthy family life, the husband should be the only penis she knows. Female masturbation is a denial of shared love so necessary between spouses. It is a way of claiming part of the bed or even the locked bathroom as a private “lady” space. It denies the man justly access to his wife’s body. It is a shocking act of sexual betrayal and often indicates more serious mental problems on the part of the woman.
As a society, we must demand that women look inward and face their odd penchant for masturbation. What sort of role models are these libertines for their friends and families? How would a mother explain if her son walked in on her masturbating? What if a curious daughter discovered that 18-inch black warty dildo in Mother’s bedside drawer? Is such a great shame truly worth the risk for a few moments of damp, clamping self-violation? Is that dark, mysterious chasm of femininity really an appropriate place to lurk for cheap thrills and grotesque ethnic joyrides? Why would anyone choose to degrade herself in such a profound, profane and public way? As civilized human beings, we have a responsibility to show courage and faith. As Americans, our females should be better than this. No, real women most certainly do not masturbate.
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Author: Stephenson Billings
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3:12 pm
Ok…Reading you describe masturbation and dildos (dildoes? How the hell do you pluralize this word?) is by far the creepiest thing I’ve read from you…
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I think we all know who would know the correct pluralization of that noun. I am sure she will be here arguing with everyone fairly soon.
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Human sexuality is a tough subject, especially for young people. It requires maturity and thoughtfulness to discuss it, but so many young persons will make it into a game. This has the disastrous result of leading to teen pregnancy. Much of the fault lies with parents who lack proper community and education, which a solid Christian upbringing can provide.
The first commenter here exhibits many of these symptoms. The complete trepidation about the entire subject of sexuality is the most frustrating for me. While I am not in advocate of public school health class indoctrination, because it often includes premarital sex and homosexuality, I do think 20 year olds should not be “creeped out” as such by the subject. It’s time to grow up, young people.
As for the pressing nature of female masturbation, it is quite harmful when done excessively and can certainly cause rashes and breakages in the vaginal walls. I would caution women before trying such activities and always ask your doctor first before trying this.
The true wisdom of the Christian family makes such a practice unnecessary in the long run. Save yourself for marriage and avoid impure thoughts. This is easily done when one does not masturbate. Idle hands invite the devil as we used to say! Women should stay busy with chores and grooming and other family duties.
When married, the sexual adventure does begin and it’s only right that Christian couples find pleasure in intercourse. Again, this pleasure should be pursued sparingly and I find any suggestion that masturbation is a “fun” and “easy” pursuit in and of itself to be medically unsound and morally reckless.
Sincerely,
Dr. Arthur Bacon Plimptom
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“The first commenter here exhibits many of these symptoms. The complete trepidation about the entire subject of sexuality is the most frustrating for me. While I am not in advocate of public school health class indoctrination, because it often includes premarital sex and homosexuality, I do think 20 year olds should not be “creeped out” as such by the subject. It’s time to grow up, young people.”
I don’t find the subject creepy or wrong…I just find the fact some 40-something basement dwelling momma’s boy who I doubt has any female contact in years is trying to Teach people about this subject.
Hearing about masturbation or sex, not creepy
Reading Billings explain masturbation for no reason, creepy
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“Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God, the LORD is one. Love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength. These commandments that I give you today are to be on your hearts. Impress them on your children. Talk about them when you sit at home and when you walk along the road, when you lie down and when you get up. Tie them as symbols on your hands and bind them on your foreheads. Write them on the doorframes of your houses and on your gates.” –Deuteronomy 6:4-9.
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Billings, why did you hurt that child?
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You wish.
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6:39 pm
Billings, why are you such a pervert?
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Billings….Does your slutty daughter shave her snatch for you??
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That was a very juvenile thing to say. The tragic thing about the internet is that your words will remain years from now when you’re a more mature, and hopefully more decent human being. Please remember that before you post next time.
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It’s something you’ll never remember, Billings.
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Just to give you an idea of how gruesome and violence obsesses God is, the book of Deuteronomy uses the word ’kill’ 94 times. Quite the peaceful character.
GOD IS AN ASSHOLE!!
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Will you stop randomly quoting bible verses, they really aren’t helping you.
Why not come up with an actual argument.
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“Blessed is the one who grabs your little children and smashes them against a rock.”
Psalm 137:9
God is an ASSHOLE!!
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3:13 pm
87% of women masturbate, so 875 of women aren’t real women in christwire logic.
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Hi, I appreciate your interest in Christian fellowship but I find childish comments such as this inappropriate and counter productive. If you wish to stand up like a man, and stop hiding behind the anonymity, we can speak as adults and I will glady share the teachings of Jesus Christ with you. It is indeed Good News! But you debase everyone here with your moronic antics and patent liberalism. It is the stupidity of children like you, easy products of Obama’s socialist education system, that bode so poorly for the future of AMerica. Maybe I’m old fashioned but I do have hope and it begings with the children. When I see a child such as yourself, I grow sad but maybe there is still time for you to recognize the value of your own soul inside. Why don’t you educate and grow, before throwing out all this hate on the world wide web? God bless.
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Why dont you realize it is illogical to believe everything said in a several thousand year old book which describes supernatural events. Face it the rate of atheists is growing faster than ever, mathematically in 50-100 years atheists and agnostics will be the vast majority of people in the world and certainly in first world countries. Society is getting to smart for your religion. You are old fashioned, and the hope for the world is that there will be no more people like you soon. I am a man of rationalism, and religion is irrational.
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“There are three things that amaze me—
no, four things that I don’t understand:
how an eagle glides through the sky,
how a snake slithers on a rock,
how a ship navigates the ocean,
how a man loves a woman”
–Proverbs 30:18-19.
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4:37 pm
So Billings admits that he’s a loser then.
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1. That is unrelated.
2. Science provides answers to all of those!
eagle: aerodynamics of feathers based on the movement of its wings and its very light weight due to hollow bones.
Snake: snakes move by pushing off rough surfaces with a wavy motion sometimes utilizing their scales when they push off
Ship: wind catches the sails provides thrust which allows the ship to slice through water.
Man and woman: chemical reactions from hormones attract them so that childbirth can be achieved in the long run.
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4:40 pm
Once again proving that science trumps religion and that billings is lonely and has never had a relationship with a woman.
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4:47 pm
What does an atheist live for if there is no God? What laws does she follow and why does she wake up in the morning? Your world view puzzles me for its lack of humanity and love. Verily, I find these small attacks unworthy of the journalists at work here. I would prefer to not see anything of the sort.
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“What does an atheist live for if there is no God?”
The betterment of themselves as well as the happiness of other people.
“What laws does she follow and why does she wake up in the morning?”
He or she follows the laws of the country as well as personal respect, as well as treat people how you want to be treated and how they act. An atheist doesn’t judge a person based on something as simple as religion or sexuality, they judge based on what that person does to others and how that person acts as a whole.
“Your world view puzzles me for its lack of humanity and love.”
Then you’re nothing short of blind.
“Verily, I find these small attacks unworthy of the journalists at work here.”
Not surprising, considering you share many of his beliefs, particularly all of the hateful bits of it.
“I would prefer to not see anything of the sort.”
Then don’t come back here.
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Your reply lacked substance.
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You sir are a hypocrite.
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“And Lot went out, and spake unto his sons in law, which married his daughters, and said, Up, get you out of this place; for the LORD will destroy this city. But he seemed as one that mocked unto his sons in law.” –Genesis 19:14.
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Billings, no one accepts your apology, stop apologizing.
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6:23 pm
Why must you be such a moron? Are you trying to funny? You’re an imbecile.
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Apology accepted, Billings.
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Billings wants to swallow fictional Jesus’s load!!
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I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE TO A CRIMINAL PEDOPHILE LIKE YOU LN. GOT IT???
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Billings, a pedophile is someone who’s touched children, something YOU’VE done and even admitted to doing.
Apology accepted.
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8:16 pm
Wow, so LN has finally admitted he’s a perv pedophile. That;s one for the record books!
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Billings, you shouldn’t be saying that you are a pedophile on the internet. The cops should be informed.
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Billings, you misread your own comments, again.
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Bullshit Billings, Would you please write a review on the taste and nutritional values of cock juice….I’m sure you have expertise in this matter and Blanche Bitch needs to know that she gets more out of swallowing than just a wet pee hole and slimed lips!!
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You know, Harley, if you put a bit more effort into becoming a slightly less repulsive misogynist worm you might have a slightly better chance of getting laid and mellowing the fuck out a little bit.
Just sayin’.
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I know what you mean, Ex.
HF’s cookies tell us he usually goes to a porn site right after posting in this forum.
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Brother Cassidy, why does that not surprise me?
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Uncle Pig Pen & Exbrody (Pig Pen’s BITCH)…What would you two delusional fuck faces know about getting laid other than having your dinner mashed by your fag friends at the gay spa or chasing innocent little farm animals in the barnyard. You two ass pounders have never tasted the deliciousness of a nice clean pussy, only smelly mans ass while tonguing deeply into stinky colons and giving reach arounds, so your opinions mean nothing to me…Excuse me, but I am late logging in to some wholesome GIRL porn…You limp wristed shit stains!!!!
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Uncle Pig Pen seems have a lot of knowledge about man ass porn sites…..HMMMMM, Makes you wonder how he got all this experience??
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that’s funny, because I’m a man of irrationalism and I find atheism rational
wait, that didn’t work the way I wanted it too.
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Alrght. Lemme get this straight:
You think that anything that goes against your will is either:
A. Satanic
B. “Homogay”
C. Liberalist bullshit
D. A moronic antic
Know what? We think pretty much the same as you:
A. Arrogant
B. Bullshit-artist
C. Dumb (for being a fundementalist)
D. Full of shit
E. Huge lack of knowledge.
Although you may be all of the above, I do have to admit that I’m slightly impressed that you guys have started to use correct terms for parts of the body, instead of some crazy shit like “Satan’s Spatula”.
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4:06 pm
87% of “women” are sexually addicted harlots.
Sounds correct to me.
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Thank you fictional Jesus for all those harlots!!
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10:58 pm
there is something wrong with that?
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Sexually addicted harlots will do one of three things.
1. Cheat on you with an afro saxon
2. Catch a disease god designed to combat whoredom.
3. Become a lesbian.
This is why women with Jesus in their hearts and mind (like myself) are generally better mates than those subhumans.
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how do you know?
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You’re one of them.
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sorry that should read
87% of women masturbate, so 87% of women aren’t real women in christwire logic.
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Just the thought of a woman pleasuring herself (alone or in a group of women) makes me feel dirty. I will have to remind the wife no fish for dinner this week.
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Auggie, self abuse is better than no abuse, or in your case, CHILD ABUSE!!
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So you’ve just admitted to having a pussy? Nice wreck there, Augay Wanksz
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Billings, you need to realize that your blow-up doll isn’t a real person, that’s why it’s not masturbating (or running away in sheer terror at the sight of you).
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Anyone else see the underlying frustration here of a man who cannot please a woman? It must be a huge blow to the ego that any woman would rather touch herself than let you near her, Billings. I could give you a tip. You say you’re an investigative journalist, correct? You should look of the term “stimulating the clitoris”. I’m sure you will find it quite educational, and it just might explain why women tend to go dry with you (assuming, of course, that they didn’t just look at your face)
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*sighs* Already you’re showing what you’re doing wrong. Thumb should be up for the correct position against the clit. Not down.
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I see no such thing. Often women can be erratic and indulgent when it comes to their bodies. They rule them like fiefdoms and dictate how all men should approach their gates. This is the major fault with rape laws. Women so regularly invite the man in, and then claim assault when he wishes to claim his prize. It’s a far too easy game and many women use this as revenge or blackmail. In my many years of professional experience, I have grown to distrust the angry, liberal woman. They are dangerous in their ways, much like certain ethnic minorities who have a propensity for sexuality and violence and dishonesty. The Jewess handily comes to mind. Few have ever achieved anything respectable in American culture in politics or spiritual philosophy, though they bear children with little reluctance. It’s a great wonder why more aren’t concerned about this. It is a far greater problem for the justification of the American culture and our sacred race.
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Obviously you’ve never actually been with a woman if all you can do is make stereotypical or sexist comments about the attitudes of all women.
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Sounds to me as though you would benefit from a session with Google Search, as well.
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Would you clarify this statement or is it directed at someone else?
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No, it was most certainly directed at you. I would expound on my statement, but I think L.N. summed it up in his comment quite well so there is no need for further explanation.
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I love to watch liberated ladies play with their tits & clit while I shoot my man juice all over them…Doc Pimp, loosen up and pull that broomstick out of your colon and get your BACON fried!!
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Mr. Plimpton may I inquire where you received your education? As you seem too ignorant to pass through Junior high.
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Where did you receive yours? And do you claim to be a journalist? If so, I fear for the future of the fourth estate.
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This article was very insightful!
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Indeed Fany – Its about time that someone have the courage to write on this subject as it is so taboo and misunderstood in society. Billings wrote an excellent piece here.
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AHHHH…Go chock your chicken!!
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I agree. I now know more about cornflakes and the valuable properties it has for all manner of dining need.
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so are you saying any girl that masturbates is going to hell or something?
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Not just girls…They think anyone who masturbates will go to hell…
I think there’s even an article on this site that says masturbation is rape or some other absurd idea…
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wow is it me or is this pointless i meann i’ve heard its a sin for males to do this. but, really?
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“…pointless…”
Good job, you found the one word that pretty much sums up most articles on this site…
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thank you!
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I’ve really debated on commenting on this slippery taboo subject, but I think that much of these “m” issues come from the popularity of the clitoral hoodie. I understand that conmentional wisdom has explored the velvet walled cavern of this issue deeply, but sometimes its about the sign over the doorway. Thug like hyper-sexualized nerve endings are obscured by the ‘hoodie’. Just by looking, one can’t tell what this vandal is up to.
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It’s very important that ladies give up their opinions. While Brother Stephenson has provided ample fact based reasoning on this pointed matter, it is the wide spread truth that only a lady can thoroughly place her finger on this topic. This better allows a man to get a firm grasp on this unbending topic.
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I’m glad you understand a three fingered approach. Sometimes being alone is like going in circles, over and over like a slowly turning windmill right before a storm – stopping, starting, changing direction. Thoughts might flash, distant at first, as low pressure clouds boil and roll against an unseen knowing thumb on the horizon. Concentrated effort is needed in that final thundering moment leaving a rent in the sky begging to be filled. House cats arch in fury, their coats soaked. Or Something like that.
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You are one frustrated, horney HO’!!
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Blanche, you certainly have a way with words!
The same can’t be said for that little angry-virgin Tourette case that follows you around.
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Exbitch Lips…Your mommy is calling you, sissy man!!
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I agree wholeheartedly with Blanche because God’s gift to us is the ability to concentrate and use freewill to guide us through life. I can attest personally in that I take my time to contemplate evil and recognize that toll that temptation can take when I try to expell sin from my life. Lord knows that it’s a hard and vigorous process that can lead to a man feeling beaten down and drained.
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Uncle Pig Pen….You feel beaten down and drained because you over exerted yourself pounding your little pud while fantasying about man ass and filling tissues with sissy juice while watching gay porn…FOR SHAME, FOR SHAME!!
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I’m back, sorta. It really takes more and more now to shock me enough into commenting… I needed a break to re-sensitize myself there.
Furry “may very well be one of the most embarrassing topics of conversation in the American family today. It is a chaotic and confusing experience for young people, one that draws them into a cycle of self-destruction that can reach well into adulthood. Most of the contemporary analyses of this addictive phenomenon focus on boys, who are abusing themselves at ever increasing rates.”
There, that’s better.
“Masturbation reduces women to wanton venereal whores, addicted pleasure seekers, and cretins”
Actually, the entire point of masturbation is to avoid sex with others.
“it is far too easy for a female to arouse her husband’s genital organ with her mouth and this often mistakenly results in a throat full of warm male sperm– a truly unpleasant experience for all those involved.”
You must never have had a decent blowjob.
” The collegiate sexual partners will have intercourse in dormitory showers, in the backs of cars and even at private parties where their liberal-minded friends gather to watch. This is called being a “slut” or a “whore.””
Gotta agree with the slut comment there. Whores, however, are paid to have sex, and do it as a job instead of pastime.
“For a healthy family life, the husband should be the only penis she knows.”
Except with the consent of both husband and wife, in which case who cares?
” Why would anyone choose to degrade herself in such a profound, profane and public way?”
Public? You just said that they typically do it in “private” parties and their own homes.
Nice try, though.
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your avatar is made of win
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WHat a load of hot air… Certainly you don’t want to see women pleasuring themselves left and right? There should be rules should there not? And what if one becomes so addicted that she neglects her children and her work? What if someone does this while driving a car and loses control, crashing into your family? I suppose you’d change your mind about feminine addiction then. You’re a hypocrite and a lousy debater. I see you are very biased towards wanton sexuality, but have you even considered the damage that disease does? What of prostitution? And pornography? Do you realize how many children are harmed for the production of porn? I suppose that such matters don’t affect a hardcore, smug little liberal like you. You are truly pathetic.
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You’re assuming that people who masturbate do nothing BUT masturbate, regardless of where they are. You’re relying on the idea that someone is addicted to masturbating to a point where they’d freely endanger themselves along with others is one that is applied to every single person who masturbates. The logical fallacies involved in your statement are immense. You’re just mud-slinging at this point, you don’t even have any ground to stand on whatsoever.
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5:59 pm
Please look up the definition of “addiction” you ignoramus.
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6:21 pm
Aww, is Billings too stupid to look up words?
ad·dic·tion/əˈdikSHən/
Noun:
The fact or condition of being addicted to a particular substance, thing, or activity.
There ya go, stupid, there’s your definition. Took all of five seconds to google.
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12:44 am
The headlining statement is false. Many women worship the Lord of Excess, Slaanesh.
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Also the bunny fornication pleases the aforementioned Lord of Excess.
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5:43 am
Imagine a woman’s embarassment when her canine family member publicized evidence of her self rape. Sin is very uncomfortable, indeed, leading to embarassment as well as lonliness, anger, and illness. This sin is one of embarassment, a deserving and powerful emotion, capable of driving the sinner into seclusion from where God’s forgivness is begged.
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12:27 pm
Even yellow dog knows that she should be ashamed.
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12:35 pm
GODDAMNIT Uncle Pig Pen, the poor dog found your COLON COCK!! I’m reporting you to the SPCA!!
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11:37 am
I just find this funny cause I JUST came from sex ed and go onto the computer in the library and this article is the first thing I see XD
And honestly, I’m just gonna ask this. How can a female who pleasures herself be a “not real” woman? That just doesn’t make sense. She clearly has a vagina, which is what makes a female female.
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She is not a moral, decent woman in the eyes of God, little one. It’s that simple.
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You twist the word of God to further your agenda of oppression and destruction, you calling someone immoral is moot.
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Who are you to decide what is moral in the eyes of God? You are human and human eyes are clouded by opinion and judgement. You cannot say what God views moral because you are not him
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I’m new here, so forgive my if this is a seemingly simple-minded question, but what version of the bible are we debating about? It says biblical teachings up there in the post, but did I miss which version of the bible they used for this?
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Hypocrite’s Bullshit Version/First Edition!!
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I love you.
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Sweet talk will get you into my drawers…NO you can not suck my dick!!
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I love you too…I would love to piss in your mouth…Never mind, you would enjoy that!!
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It’s in all Bibles, in Genesis 38. It originally referred to male masturbation, but since women’s orgasms were discovered in the 1960s it seems fair to broaden the interpretation to them too.
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Yes, yes, yes! Like all leftie ‘discoveries’ the female orgasm has been used to enslave women with hopes of the two hour orgasm and tantric rocking. This draws females attention away from the purpose of the baby hole, to receive blessings, not as a pathway to some mythical candyland g-spot that no one has ever seen or found.
One must pause and ask – Why does Science Hate Women so Much?
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I’m quite positive the female orgasm was discovered well before the modern age. in fact, the stone age sounds more appropriate.
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“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”
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Hi there, Harley! Good to see you! Have you taken your meds today? I love when you comment after you’ve been medicated, but before that…you are horribly un-funny and rude.
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4:53 pm
King James. that should explain everything
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Women should be sterilized like a !! MA NIGGA!!! c
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There is no fucking way that you’re Denzel Washington.
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There is no fucking way you’re more than 12 years old.
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The various cowgirl positions can certainly be considered masturbation for the woman. The woman gains empowerment in her mind which begins with the sin of producing an erection in her man. The bigger a part she plays in this initial encounter is sure to spark her aggressiveness in the coital act or acts to follow. A woman that has dutifully produced wood using oral methods has been known to have very high estrogen levels. High estrogen levels in a woman to satan is the same as meat is to a dog. Estrogen sin gives the woman both the psychological and physical energy to mount the penis after holding it first to gain balance and steer it into such a position where it slips in so quickly that there can sometimes be audible release waves of fornicative pleasure. The woman masturbates by using her hips and legs to guide the sin snake against her swollen sin tip and near inner walls where her sensory nerves willingly grasp the penis tightly in velvet glove like muscular gyrations causing her incredible sinful climaxes as grafenberg teaches us.
It’s wrong for a woman to treat her own body in this manner and give in to satan’s lustful temptations. It makes her develop selfish habits as she will likely become more susceptible to searching out alternate means of gratification through further self rape or in same sex dalliance. A man should demand sex only in positions that prevent the woman from moving her hips or torso to assist herself into a sin-gasm. It can only lead to sin and heartbreak.
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http://popdose.com/wp-content/uploads/Satanic-Warmaster.jpg
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The great thing about being a liberal arts college student is that you can spend all day in bed with your “toys” while Mother and Dad foot the bill… Well, I see the Snedster has finally crawled forth from her frilly cocoon, kicking the stuffed animals and Justin Beaver CDs aside to share her feminist wisdom with the rest of us…
Funny how you entire litany of silly sapphic criticisms completely avoid my main point: that is beneath the innocence and decency of a modern woman to abuse her body in this way. If we wish to project the image of American wholesomeness forth, we need to do better as individuals. This includes refraining from sexual addictions like masturbation.
For those of you who do not know, our commenter here has admitted and even boated of being a female masturbator. She possesses a vast collection of sex dildoes which she regularly brags about. She is foully obsessed and Goodness knows what sorts of pornography also play a part in her raunchy roleplay. A young woman truly lost, if I do say so myself.
As for your tirade:
1. I do find female masturbation more rare and thereby more objectionable than male masturbation. The act of insertion seems far more willful and transgressive to me. That much should be clear from my writing.
2. This was the sole compliment you gave me here and yes, I am an expert on many forms of human sexaulity.
3. As woman are the personal role models in the home, it is vital that they present morally unimpeachable images. Being a wanton dildo diver does not jive with this. What would a child think to witness such a thing? What about a husband?
4. Being a mother is the most wholesome, redeeming thing a woman can do with her life. I cherish mine profoundly, as I am sure you do yours.
5. Uterine is a precise biological term and if you are not mature enough to understand, please move on.
6. If you can accurately predict the female orgasm, that’s a first. I am sure men around the world would be fascinated to know your secret “recipe”.
7. Non-water based lubricants can be chemically and bitter, though I’m surprised you’re such an expert on the taste of such sexual aids?
8. Marriage is a bond in which the woman shares herself with her husband. I pray some day you understand this. I see nothing wrong with sacrifice. It’s a great testament of love.
9. Once a woman’s masturbation habit is discovered and announced by her husband, her parents or her church, it does indeed became a matter of public discourse. You have made your own masturbation obsession a matter of worldwide discussion by posting about it so often on this message board.
Once again Claire, I cherish our time together and I know you are a smart lady inside. Depsite all the crude things people might say, you do have some genuine feminine potential and there’s no need for you to be jealous that you’re not a man. You can live your life with a man and maybe that’s the next best thing?
God bless, blossom!
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You seem rather proud of your dysfunctional life, I suppose you’ve deluded yourself into believing that what you are doing is somehow worthy.
“I believe you’re referring to women, not girls. A girl is a female child.”
This is a nonsensical argument often put across by neurotic so-called feminists. The terms are interchangeable in speech, otherwise we wouldn’t for example speak of girlfriends, we’d say womenfriends. As the part you were referring to is describing immaturity, girls is a more appropriate term to use. Maybe if you eventually mature enough yourself you’ll be qualified to be called a woman, but for the time being you are a girl, and a very silly one at that.
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Okay you are creepily ensconced in clair’s personal life, you are a creep at best and a pedophile at worst. Why does god care about masturbation, where does it say in the bible that it is wrong.
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“The great thing about being a liberal arts college student is that you can spend all day in bed with your “toys” while Mother and Dad foot the bill… Well, I see the Snedster has finally crawled forth from her frilly cocoon, kicking the stuffed animals and Justin Beaver CDs aside to share her feminist wisdom with the rest of us…”
You really were just using empty insults right there, I figured I’d let you know. You act as if all she does is masturbate and hardly show up on the site. You really have to learn, Billings, that not all people are like you.
“Funny how you entire litany of silly sapphic criticisms completely avoid my main point: that is beneath the innocence and decency of a modern woman to abuse her body in this way.”
I’m fairly certain that was already established with what she said, as in, masturbation period isn’t a bad thing. You’re just too stupid to know that. Hell, you can’t even use proper grammar and you bitch about people who do that.
“If we wish to project the image of American wholesomeness forth, we need to do better as individuals. This includes refraining from sexual addictions like masturbation.”
The only reasons you can think of that masturbation is wrong are nothing but lies you made up.
“For those of you who do not know, our commenter here has admitted and even boated of being a female masturbator. She possesses a vast collection of sex dildoes which she regularly brags about. She is foully obsessed and Goodness knows what sorts of pornography also play a part in her raunchy roleplay. A young woman truly lost, if I do say so myself.”
She has a healthier sex life than oppressed women that your religion believes a person period should have, i.e. no sex when the reality is they’re going out there and fucking guys wildly. There’s a reason why girls who turn away from the teachings tend to be demons in the sack and kinky as all fuck.
“1. I do find female masturbation more rare and thereby more objectionable than male masturbation.”
And clearly you’ve hardly ever talked to a woman before.
“The act of insertion seems far more willful and transgressive to me. That much should be clear from my writing.”
In your opinion, but since when have you ever tried to make what you said into an opinion, you try to pass it all off as facts since you keep trying to source yourself for anything you come up with.
“2. This was the sole compliment you gave me here and yes, I am an expert on many forms of human sexaulity.”
You’re an expert at being an idiot. You don’t study sexuality, you condemn so much of it without proper reasoning, you support devices that harm people in order to prevent them from so much as getting a hard-on, and you know nothing about sexual preferences in the first damn place.
“3. As woman are the personal role models in the home, it is vital that they present morally unimpeachable images. Being a wanton dildo diver does not jive with this. What would a child think to witness such a thing? What about a husband?”
You seem to be stuck in the 50′s, things have changed, stupid.
“4. Being a mother is the most wholesome, redeeming thing a woman can do with her life. I cherish mine profoundly, as I am sure you do yours.”
Are you a woman? Are you a mother? No? Then what grounds can you possibly stand on when you say that.
“5. Uterine is a precise biological term and if you are not mature enough to understand, please move on.”
And you still fail biology considering that when a woman masturbates, she doesn’t go that far. Uterine is an area that’s right next to the uterus and is not something that is penetrated whenever a woman masturbates.
“6. If you can accurately predict the female orgasm, that’s a first. I am sure men around the world would be fascinated to know your secret “recipe”.”
Just because you or your friends never made a woman orgasm, doesn’t mean it’s nonexistent.
“7. Non-water based lubricants can be chemically and bitter, though I’m surprised you’re such an expert on the taste of such sexual aids?”
Grammatical fuck-up aside, what makes you such an expert on lubricants?
“8. Marriage is a bond in which the woman shares herself with her husband. I pray some day you understand this. I see nothing wrong with sacrifice. It’s a great testament of love.”
Marriage is a bond in which people who are in love are able to be together and get certain benefits regarding the health of the other(s). There’s no sacrifice, nor does anyone have ‘justly access’ to anyone else in a marriage.
“9. Once a woman’s masturbation habit is discovered and announced by her husband, her parents or her church, it does indeed became a matter of public discourse.”
1) If the husband finds out, why would he shout out to the world that his wife masturbates?
2) If her parents find out, why would they shout out to the world that she masturbates?
3) How would the church find out if she masturbates?
Apparently you think the personal lives of people shouldn’t be secret whatsoever, that you should have full access to what people are doing whenever the hell you want. Life doesn’t work that way.
“You have made your own masturbation obsession a matter of worldwide discussion by posting about it so often on this message board.”
She’s called a prude or someone claims she knows nothing about a woman’s body or sex in general. She proves them wrong.
Did I go too fast for you?
“Once again Claire, I cherish our time together and I know you are a smart lady inside.”
Yet you still treat her like a stupid child.
“Depsite all the crude things people might say, you do have some genuine feminine potential and there’s no need for you to be jealous that you’re not a man.”
Considering Claire’s behavior, why would she be jealous that she’s a man?
“You can live your life with a man and maybe that’s the next best thing?”
You’ve known her for years longer than I have, yet you don’t know her as well as I do, and I only know her from the comments she’s posted since I’ve been here, and even I can tell you that you still got it wrong.
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Funny that.
In another article, Billings, written by YOU, you raged at your opposition, apologized to them and said something along the lines of:
“I’m so sorry for that. My mom tells me I still get episodes. I should power off for now.”
Something like that.
Anyways, back to the point:
“The great thing about being a liberal arts college student is that you can spend all day in bed with your “toys” while Mother and Dad foot the bill…”
Funny that. You can’t talk. You still live with your mum.
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8:57 pm
“Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother. What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so he put him to death also.” –Genesis 38:9-10.
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Billings admits that he’s an idiot now.
By the way, who’s to say that the thing that was wrong was the fact that he was fucking his sister-in-law? You really love just picking things apart and translating them in your own head, don’t you?
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9:55 pm
Claire, please show some respect for Stephenson’s learning and academic achievements. “Dr. Fat Tits” or “Dr. Billings” or even “Dr. Stephenson” would be a nice acknowledgement.
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tl;dr
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Claire, I have tried to wrestle with my response here without making you angry. You are a dear, dear human being, both intelligent and agile and I found your moronic reply beneath you, beneath all women of decency. You can barely see the forest for the trees, you incessantly focus on the little things and it frustrates me to no end. Are you mentally deranged? It’s hard to tell what causes your nasty feminist opinions.
Married men do not appreciate their wives masturbating. What century are you living in, blossom?
I described your musical tastes and you replied by denying it AND spelling this Bieber’s name correctly I assume? Laughing out loud. You’re a hypocrite. We know what we know about you, princess.
And yes, you are partly correct about that other point but must you word it with such a mean spirited spirit? I really can’t agree with you when you act out like this. Were you ever chastized as a child for bad behavior? Sometimes I forget you’re barely no longer a child, that it was only months ago when you were a teen in all your weird breakdowns and outbreaks. I know that you know that we share something and maybe some day this can blossom my blossom into more, but I honestly don’t think you’re ready.
In the words of LN: Steak Sandwich!
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10:01 pm
Billings is no Dr. If he is, then they must let mentally handicap people become doctors now.
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Kids are so disrespectful to their superiors these days.
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Billings is nothing short but inferior in ALL regards.
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“Dr Fat tits”
Blanche, you have made my day. I will now call Billings this from now on
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Blanche Bitch…..Do you spit or swallow Auggie and the good doctor’s load after you chock their chikens?? Maybe you just take a big rope accross the gullet??
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Go away, you bitter little virgin.
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Exbrody…You little limp wristed, double jointed weasel, rumor has it that you can suck yourself off……I guess that old adage about necessity being the mother of invention is true!!
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haha! that was good Harely
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It is also politically incorrect to call women bitches, whores and cunts, but you don’t have a problem with that, do you?
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“In the 21st Century it is considered politically incorrect to call a grown woman a “girl”.”
Perhaps it is by deluded liberals, but I never subscribed to that nonsense. I’m still going to call a spade a spade, even if it rattles him.
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These names are reserved for your GOOD BUDDIES, right pecker breath!!
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You only subscribe to Play Girl mag!
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“Married men do not appreciate their wives masturbating. What century are you living in, blossom?”
If a man catches his wife masturbating, there’s a very good chance that he’s going to be a happy man since that could turn into sex.
“I described your musical tastes and you replied by denying it AND spelling this Bieber’s name correctly I assume? Laughing out loud. You’re a hypocrite. We know what we know about you, princess.”
Is it really that much of a big deal to spell someone’s name properly for you?
“In the words of LN: Steak Sandwich!”
You seem to forget that those were your words in the first place, moron.
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EH????
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Billings, stop being stupid for once in your miserable life.
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