Save America from Sluts, Prostitutes and the Gays! Vote Limbaugh/Cameron 2012!
We live in dark times, my friends. The once Great Country of America has been corrupted. The White House has never been darker than it is right now. We have sluts and prostitutes clamoring for free abortions and birth control because they can’t afford all the sex they are having. Abortions are the #1 cause of infant deaths in America, yet Obama wants more abortions happening. He is trying to decrease our population so that his Muslim Socialist Atheist friends can come take over America and turn us into a Third World Country like Canada, England, and Pakistan. He plans to get more people choosing the homogay lifestyle to further decrease our population. It is a scientific fact that no man on man sin docking has ever created a baby. No female on female sin sallying, while being more pleasing to the eye, has ever created a baby either. These new gays will be running around fondling our Christian, White Children and attempting to convert them to the homosexualist lifestyle by giving them candy, Wii Box gaming machines and anal lube.
You are now asking yourself, “but what can we do to save our White Children from this dark threat?” Well, the answer is simple! In the upcoming elections, we must vote Obama out of The White House and replace him with human beings that are looking out for our Christian Morality! The time has come to places Morals above Political Correctness and Affirmative Action. We need men who will not take guff from womyn crying about not being able to afford enough abortions in a month. Men who will not look the other way when faced with man on man humping orgies happening in our streets and at pep rallies in our schools. We need Rush Limbaugh and Kirk Cameron for President and Vice President in 2012!
Lately, Rush Limbaugh has been standing strong in his battle against immorality and Sluts like Sandra Fluke. He has lost most of his National sponsors, yet he is unwavering in his stand against these prostitutes who think they deserve to kill babies and have more sex than any human could possibly need in a day. It is this unfaltering spirit that our President needs to have against the Muslim Terrorist, Communist Japanese, Godless Canadians, Chalupa-eating Mexicans and Tribal Gang-Banging Hipped Hoppers who want nothing more than to destroy this Great Country and make it more like the Homelands that they illegally came here from. Rush Limbaugh will stand strong for America, even if it isn’t the most popular decision, it will be the right decision though and he won’t be apologizing to anyone!
With a strong Vice President behind Rush Limbaugh, America finally will have hope of reclaiming our Christian Heritage. That Vice President can be none other than Kirk Cameron. He unwavering devotion to Jesus will guide us in to the future. His proof of Creationism has shut up Darwinist around the World. He has single-handedly helped out declining population by having six beautiful White children with his long-time Wife. His unabashed discussions of the homosexual disease has caused many gays to undo their choice of gayity. Traveling all over our Great Country and learning its history for the last year and a half, he has a deep knowledge of what made our Country great.
As we move forward towards this Election, let us remember what made this Country into God’s Country. We are the Chosen People now, and as such, we must continue to smite what is not natural and trust in God to show us the right path.
Vote Limbaugh/Cameron in 2012 unless you want to see pictures like this happening everywhere:
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Bruce Myron Danus
Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.
12:23 am
It would be a dream come true to see these two on the GOP ticket!
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1:00 am
Prissy, it helps to NOT be retarded and ignorant when trying to talk about something.
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3:55 pm
You poor little thing, LN. It scares you to death to see someone from your generation more intelligent, more handsome and more successful a million times over! I bet Kirk Cameron was your idol when you were a teen. Well, he’s gone on to riches and glory and you’re still typing out your resume in Wordpad. Good luck kiddo, we know you’ll make something of yourself some day. Or at least we hope you don’t end up in prison.
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5:17 pm
Stevie you are one funny fag!!
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11:09 am
Billings, Bruce is one of the stupidest members here, just behind you and CR. At least when he’s stupid, it’s good for a laugh. Whenever you’re stupid, it’s sad. And stop confusing other people with yourself, you bum.
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1:17 am
I agree with you on this, Law. So why do you continue commenting?
Another thing, my article is 1000% fact filled. The only reason you resorted to name-calling is because you can’t debunk anything that was written here. Good work (for a 5th grader)
Also, My name is Bruce. You threw a temper tantrum for weeks about us getting your name wrong, and I have shown your respect by using your real name, so you should at least return the favor.
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1:36 am
“Another thing, my article is 1000% fact filled. The only reason you resorted to name-calling is because you can’t debunk anything that was written here. Good work (for a 5th grader)”
You want debunking? How about this: women want birth control to be under health insurance because it doesn’t just prevent pregnancies, it keeps the whole area down there in working order. That alone blows away your entire argument, and that’s old news. It also doesn’t help you that you can’t do math right nor understand basic human concepts.
“Also, My name is Bruce. You threw a temper tantrum for weeks about us getting your name wrong, and I have shown your respect by using your real name, so you should at least return the favor.”
You know what, I’ll actually meet you on that one. It’s a fair enough point.
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1:56 am
I seriously doubt that birth control will keep her downstairs area healthy. With all the abortions and sin docking ceremonies she has in a month, it probably looks like Nagasaki, circa 1945.
Where in my article did I use math? I think you can’t math. You blindly believe that 2+2=4, without researching into it at all. At least I don’t just believe everything a Liberal Grade School Teacher tells me to believe.
Thank you for agreeing to use my real name.
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2:03 am
“I seriously doubt that birth control will keep her downstairs area healthy.”
You doubt a lot of things that are true, you just don’t bother to do any research on the matter because you’re afraid of the truth.
“Where in my article did I use math? I think you can’t math. You blindly believe that 2+2=4, without researching into it at all. At least I don’t just believe everything a Liberal Grade School Teacher tells me to believe.”
I brought up the math because of two things: 1, you claimed it was 1000% factual, such a percentage can’t exist, and even if you were exaggerating (which I highly doubt since you seem incapable of defining it), the fact is, 2, you believe 2 + 2 = 5. The fact you ARGUE that 2 + 2 = 5 is a testament to your stupidity. The fact that you think others are just ‘blindly following what liberal teachers’ taught when it comes to simple addition is proof of your stupidity and shows you have no idea on how ANYTHING in this world works, if you can’t even grasp the simplest concept of addition.
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2:22 am
Proof:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKTCTy4UsUg
I can’t believe I am still looking things up for you.
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2:27 am
Sorry, that was 2×2=5. Here is proof that 2+2=5:
Start with: -20 = -20
Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45
Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5
Add 81/4 to both sides: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) + 81/4 = 52) 9 X 5 + 81/4
Rearrange the terms: ({2+2}) 9/2) 2 = (5-9/2) 2
Ergo: 2+2 – 9/2 = 5
Hence: 2 + 2 = 5
See… simple, isn’t it?
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2:50 am
Except that’s considered to be a mathematical error. To say that it CAN happen is one thing, to say it’s TRUE is a different story. You can get as fancy as you want, but the TRUTH is that if you start from two, and count upwards twice, you get four, i.e. 2 + 2 = 4. There’s tons of mathematical errors that one can formulate if you using more expanded and difficult equations, or if you twist what it means to have the numbers 2 and 5 (the example I was given was 2.4 + 2.4 = 4.8, which, when rounded, would indeed equal 2 + 2 = 5) or any other number for that matter. However, by using simple addition, defining the numbers to be just the whole numbers themselves and not would effectively be stand-in’s for X.Y, it is impossible for the TRUE answer to be anything OTHER than those numbers added up. If you have two apples and some one else gives you two more apples, how many apples do you have? Four, any other answer is entirely wrong, and don’t try to be a smartass and question the integrity or composition of the apples, all that matters is that you had two and you were given two, any other information pertaining to the apples is irrelevant since we’re dealing with just the numbers here (and the fact I have to state that beforehand is kind of sad, it’s like you make a career out of being so stupid).
So, yeah, you’re still wrong. You think you’re the only one who can throw a monkey wrench into things? Bruce, I could seriously fuck your own equations up using your very logic, so really, you just went through all of that effort for nothing, except to fall even harder than you did.
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2:58 am
TL;IDNRIA
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2:59 am
Hell, if you want a simple fallacy or error, here’s this one:
If 0*1 = 0 and 0*2 = 0, then logically, 0*1 = 0*2, which means if you divide the 0′s by 0 and remove them, you get 1=2. The fallacy is the fact that nothing can be divided by zero, yet dividing a number by itself results in the number 1, which when multiplied by anything, results in THAT number. The only time math isn’t absolute is when you’re using more abstract methods to get a number of your choice or by using other inherent fallacies with 0. If you stick with simple addition, it’s impossible to get anything other than what those numbers add up to.
You can try to sound as smart as you like, you’re still arguing that 2+2=5 as the truth, not an error that came about as a result of complicated math and fallacies (especially because you didn’t complete the process of reducing numbers or whatever it’s called, 2+2 = 4 which means you’re trying to say 4 = 5, which STILL means that 2 + 2 = 4, even in your own given equation).
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3:00 am
“TL;IDNRIA’
So Bruce is admitting he’s stupid then, eh? Alright, we can carry on.
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3:06 am
Do you not understand the lingo of the Interwebs? “TL;IDNRIA” means “Too Long; I Did Not Read It All”. This was not me saying “I am stupid”, it was just a way to reply to your long-winded and overly false comment more quickly. Now that I have had to explain all of this to you though, I see that in the future, I will just type out the words for you.
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11:48 am
Bruce, you couldn’t understand the internet if you took an introductory class to it, and the fact is you DID admit that you were stupid by avoiding all of my points. In your own example, I debunked it twice over using two different forms of your own logic.
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2:17 pm
Bruce isn’t a women, so he doesn’t understand Birth control at all. Like I tried to explain in my comment in the Rush Article, Birth Control 101, Hormonal birth control can be used to treat a lot of different diseases, like anemia caused by excessive menstruation. I also take Birth control, that my MOTHER pays for. I’ve taken it for two years. In those two years, I stopped taking them for sixth months. Guess what happened. I DID NOT GET MY PERIOD. And Because of that I got sick a lot more often because my body was going crazy with hormonal imbalance. So no Bruce. You don’t understand anything.
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5:28 pm
Bruised Colon….I just got a big dividend check from Preparation H…THANKS to you, my butt Pirate,turd burglar comrade!! Your pain is my gain, good buddy!!
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5:21 pm
Bruised Colon…It is a fact that your colon is filled ….With black hairy cock!!
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1:51 am
These two have been my write-in candidates for the past several years.
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5:32 pm
Burro fucking wet backs can not vote!!
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5:36 am
The lamestream media firestorm concocted against Rush Limbaugh for speaking the truth is almost as bad as the horrible vitriol one would find in the comments section of this very website, Chris†wire.
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5:35 pm
Pen wants Ruch to stick a big Cuban cigar up his ass!!
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7:00 am
I’m still concerned that the Republican field is still full of satanic Mormon and Catholic cultists. Where are the True Christian candidates?
Does America really want forced polygamy, statues of that convicted fraudster Joseph Smith in every courtroom and compulsory fish on Fridays?
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1:00 pm
Bruised Anus, lets hear some facts
Rush Limbaugh ignored the fact that Sandra Fluke wanted birth control to be covered because it was a basic medicine and helped women regulate their menstrual cycle. Rush Limbaugh also asked that Sandra Fluke post videos of her having sex. Sandra Fluke also said NOTHING about wanting abortions.
Obama is not a Muslim. He is a Christian. He has gone to church. Even if he was a Muslim, it wouldn’t fucking matter because this country was built on the freedom of goddamn religion.
Kirk Camreon is not qualified to run for president because the man is a movie director. He can, but noone will vote for him.
Face it. Obama will win because the GOP is full of idiots. There hasn’t been a good republican since the days of Reagan.
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3:04 pm
they wanted to ban public and private school ( education as a whole ) so they could stay ignorant and vote republican
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10:30 pm
You are a silly child, Milli. We don’t want to ban it, we simply want to bring Prayer and Jesus back into our Education system. Banning any type of education, except the False Evilution theory, would be ignorant.
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10:37 pm
You say banning any type of education would be ignorant, but in that very sentence, you’d be more than happy to make an exception. You’d force non-Christian practitioners to partake in religious activities that they aren’t associated with, and yet you get pissy when people try to make things as level and equal as possible.
Did it ever occur to you that God allowed mankind to evolve? You praise God that we have nuclear technology, and yet you call the idea of evolution a false one.
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10:44 pm
It is a far stretch to get from a new technology all the way back to we all used to be pond scum that evolve into a fish that somehow walked on land and then turned into a monkey which eventually became blacks and finally, Humans. That is just plain idiotic.
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11:03 pm
You call liberals and scientists racist, and yet you’re the one claiming that black people aren’t even fully developed humans.
For one thing, you need to get rid of the notion that the Earth is only 6000 years old. Evolution takes quite a much larger period of time just for a simple change to occur and be permanent.
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2:01 pm
Bruce, you have such excellent ideas sometimes I think you should run.
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5:38 pm
Auggie…Just go ahead and tell him you want to fuck his colon and give him a reach-a-round!!
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3:41 pm
I believe Rush is exactly the type of patriot we need as American President. He’s well spoken, respectful of women, drug free and might I add, incredibly fit and handsome (and I mean the last part in a totally 10O% heterosexual, Christian way, of course).
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3:58 pm
The strange thing about the whole Sandy Fluke debate is that Rush Limbaugh says these sorts of things all the time. He’s brash, he’s loud and he’s honest! It’s as if the liberals are tuning into his program for the first time and realizing it’s not all milk and fig newtons like NPR. What do people expect from Limbaugh? God forbid they tune into Michael Savage, the whole town of Cambridge would have a collective heart attack!
Rush has always been like this and he need not apologize. When did we become such a country of wimps?
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9:49 pm
What do people expect from Limbaugh? How about some actual fucking humanity and reasoning instead of nonsensical ramblings from a man who knows nothing about politics (which seems to be typical of people exactly like him and you).
“Rush has always been like this and he need not apologize. When did we become such a country of wimps?”
So calling all women who want birth control pills to be under health insurance whores and that they should make public sex tapes is something you support?
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11:27 pm
Yeah well let’s get some humanity from Michael Moore, Bill Ayers and Jeremiah Wright first.
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11:41 pm
Fair enough, except I don’t recall them saying that women who support the birth control plan are whores and should let everyone see them have sex. And mean it.
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2:38 am
Someone should cut off your allowance. You’re on the internet far too much.
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11:14 am
Billings, you’re the one who lives with his mother and doesn’t do anything for a living.
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11:41 am
L.N. You need to shush up. You are nothing more than an Emosexual Homogay African. Of course you can’t understand what we are trying to do because you are not fully developed. I feel bad for you and the rest of your african family because all you do is work in a car factory and then using the money to buy yourself KFC while you eat it in your cardboard box. You sir are wrong and need to accept gods voice and hope he forgives you, Or you will be the one in the eternal pit. You need to understand the bible, or you should be stoned. I hope your undeveloped brain can understand what I am saying…
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8:16 pm
If they said christwire is going to get shut down and chiristans removed then they get my vote.
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9:45 pm
The JDL would never let this happen. There are too many unknowns with Rush Limbaugh and the Jews in D.C. prefer someone they’ve already bought and paid for. Gingrich is absolutely in Adelson’s pocket (one of the wealthiest 20 people in the world, also a strong Zionist). Romney is the same, he’s got the goons on Wall Street pulling his strings.
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7:04 am
I nominate this ticket:
Howard (The KING of all Media) Stern for PREZ and Baba Booey for VP!!
Rush could be appointed the Minister of BULLSHIT, LIES and PROPAGANDA!!
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