Scientists Evolve Supercats with Supermemory
As scientists continue to wield science in unGodly ways, today’s story of horror involves the greatest threat to humanity: cats.
Cats are disgusting creatures that have brutally hunted over 1500 people in one cat-infested section of a forest over the last three years, a grand total of over 20,000 people within the last century. Such genocide against humanity is the M.O. of the cat family.
But today we find that it gets worse. Scientists are now not only manipulating the genes of cats to make the more muscular and deadly, but they are also finding ways to boost the brain power of these deadly felines. In the following video, we see a vermin that has been given ‘enhanced memory’.
These experiments are in line with the reports of Bully Whippet Myostatin expression being crafted into the cat genome, so as to make super powered house cats that are physically able to murder an adult human in a typical fat of unappreciative cat rage. America has over 50 million stray cats. If cats with these genetic engineered genomes enter the general population, America will be sitting on a ticking time bomb. All experiments designed to help cats genetically must be stopped. All strays must be delt with and this video is all the proof you should need to take that extra step in helping to control the stray pet cat population.
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Author: Adam Nelson
12:36 pm
Will someone please tell Claire about this. She uses her poor cat to masturbate and this is something she needs to be made aware of.
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1:35 pm
well, I’m pretty sure billings turn you on, so i wouldn’t be talking about jacking off to animals
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2:11 pm
Translation of what Adam said: “I HATE CATS AND I WANT TO BRUTALLY MURDER THEM ALL!!!”
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3:48 pm
Clearly this cat is far more intelligent than that dumbledore commenter “Patrick Jones.” The boy looks like he hasn’t showered in a week and his valley girl way of speaking is annoying. Anyway, that video proves nothing. The cat probably thinks it’s attacking three rats. Edit it down to the ones where the jelly bean is beneath the shell and it looks intentional. What a childish prank. Cats can’t figure out that windows aren’t passable, how can we believe they’d outwit us in a shell game?
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3:53 pm
Only someone as petty as you would be annoyed at details like that, and how many cats do you know? They’re pretty damn smart overall.
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6:52 pm
How many Christian journalists do you know?
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5:46 pm
buddy, dumbledore is a character in harry potter. what do you mean by “dumbledore character”
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6:14 pm
So if we “Evolve” them that mean you are saying evolution is real? and if not then doesn’t that mean what your saying is just made up crap?
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7:15 pm
Adam
So cats are killing people at a rate of 20,000 a century. That is a truly terrifying figure. That’s a whole 20 people a year! Mother of God at that rate they will wipe us all out in, let’s see roughly 7,000,000,000 people at a rate of 20 a year, that’s 350,000,000 years. Oh know what ever will we do. The genocide of the cats is going to take 350 million years!
In case you missed it that was sarcasm. 20 people a year is about as far away from genocide as you can get. There are far worse killers out there if your statistics are to be believed. Such as hippos, falling out of bed, icicles, jellyfish, dogs and ants. http://www.oddee.com/item_98002.aspx
That is just a cat who is semi-good at a simple memory game. Nothing more, nothing less. No enhanced memory no genetic modification, no animal testing. It is just a cat that can tell you under what shell the object is at a rate (according to that clip) is two out of three.
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9:44 pm
False. You can’t force evolution on something. It has t occur naturally. And thank you for admitting that evolution is real. And the only time the government was successfully able to for evolution on something was in the hit series Fallout by Bethesda Game Studios.
I once ate a kid who was in MENSA, I gained is intelligence.
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