Soviet Judge Bans Homosexuals From 2014 Olympics. Is it Enough to Stop the Arctic Meltdown?
Sodomy leather men and shrieking drag queens won’t be welcome at the 2014 Olympic Games in Sochi, Russia due to an important ruling issued this week. Subversive activists had hoped to impose a flashy gay theme on the winter games, including constructing a “Pride House.” Religious scholars noted that such a building would likely include an extravagant disco and secret sexual bear dungeon, common elements of the homosexual subculture.
Advocates of extremist sexuality first attempted to register their lifestyle as a NGO (non-governmental organization) as had been done in Vancouver during the 2010 Olympics. That’s when the Soviet Ministry of Justice stepped in to refuse the necessary permits. Judge Svetlana Mordovina reaffirmed this decision and went even further, brilliantly stating:
“[The radical homosexual] movement leads to propaganda of non-traditional sexual orientation which can undermine the security of the Russian society and the state, provoke social-religious hatred, which is the feature of the extremist character of the activity. Moreover it can undermine the sovereignty and the territorial integrity of the Russian Federation due to the decrease of Russia’s population. Such aims as creating an understanding of the necessity to fight against homophobia and the creation of positive attitudes towards LGBT sportsmen contradicts with the basics of public morality because they are directed towards the increase of the number of citizens of sexual minorities which breaches the understanding of good and evil, good and bad, vice and virtue.”
GayRussia, a hardcore homosexual organization that is fighting for so-called “same-sex equality” has vowed to appeal the decision to the International Olympic Committee, and has even threatened to “melt the polar ice caps” if they do not get what they want. Ironically, numerous scholars and scientific journalists have drawn causal relations between the homosexual lifestyle and catastrophic weather events. It has become a widely accepted truth in Evangelical circles that much of the arctic ice decay is directly correlated to the popularization of sodomy and other non-traditional intercourse activities.
Whether the melting of the ice caps is a punishment from God for liberal immorality, or if it’s gay sexuality which itself heats the region up remains to be seen. The one thing that is patently obvious is that bestial gay sex is truly not worth the risk. While the impoverished, crime-ridden oligarchy of Russia has had many problems in the past, Judge Mordovina’s move this week will reassure Christians in America who are working towards the same abolition of same-sex activity. Could this common enemy of homosexuality be the basis for a new international relationship? Communism and nuclear armament continue to be vital Soviet problems that the United States needs to resolve, but there just might be some sunshine in Vladimir Putin’s repressive dictatorship after all.
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10:33 pm
” Ironically, numerous scholars and scientific journalists have drawn causal relations between the homosexual lifestyle and catastrophic weather events.”
Ok…Now I’m convinced that Billings might either be a complete idiot or ODing on some medication right now…
Someone’s sexuality and the weather have absolutely no correlation between each other and the fact that every source in your weather argument is just a link to another stupid article on this site shows that you have no proof and are just clinging to ridiculous ideas.
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9:18 pm
Why am I an idiot? Because I believe the Bible? You really are nothing more than a bigot. Far too many catastrophes have been directly connected with Biblical condemnation. We have seen God show his disapproval time and again. I don’t believe in the thousands of coincidences and if you spent a small amount of time researching these events, you would see that it’s impossible to conclude anything but a spiritual component to disaster.
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10:55 am
“Why am I an idiot? Because I believe the Bible?”
No, believing in the bible dosen’t make you an idiot. The fact you think a certain group of people have a hand in NATURAL disasters and such makes you an idiot. Weather phenomenon are natural and no group of people have a hand in them.
” you spent a small amount of time researching these events,”
Perhaps you should do some research for once…Just sayin.
“you would see that it’s impossible to conclude anything”
But science has already explained why most phenomenon happen…
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12:00 am
Wow…Just wow. It looks like the U.S.S.R. is extending an olive branch to all of us fighting the good fight against hardcore homosexuality over here in the U.S. of America. Not only will this ruling put a dent in the homo agenda, but it just might save some white polar bears as well. Finally the Ruskies get it!!! Truly a blessed day!
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12:02 am
Stolichnaya is Russian for Gay-ciers. Its why they use it in cosmopolitans.
This is why I never drink anything but water and grape juice on communion Sunday.
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10:25 am
I have been told that “Vodka Cranberry” is gay slang for something or other. The conspiracy deepens my friend!
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10:35 am
“I have been told that “Vodka Cranberry” is gay slang for something or other.”
What’s wrong Billings? Couldn’t make up a gay slang this time?
For the record, Vodka Cranberry is just a drink
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9:19 pm
Yes, but among homosexuals this is the most common drink. Do they like it because it resembles blood? I have no idea, but it is something secetive about the gay subculture.
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10:56 am
What would it looking like blood have to do with anything?
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12:41 am
I’m so glad that they’ll be eliminating us from having to struggle with the presence of homosexuals on our televisions while watching sports innocently. Also, does this mean that there’ll be no Men’s Figure Skating category? If so, that means the Soviets have finally done something reasonable.
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10:39 am
It’s great to see that this fight against gayness has become global. Obviously liberals like LN can’t seem to grasp the obvious connection between the increase in gay-advocation and the natural disasters that are becoming ever more common around the world. I’m certain we could draw up a graph to prove the co-relation between these horrific activities and events which are spiraling out of control and threatening to destroy our Earth.
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10:57 am
I could draw up a graph to prove that Christianity is causing cancer and rape and lowering the economy every day, doesn’t mean neither it nor your graph would be true.
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1:20 pm
That’s just ridiculous. The economy was booming back in the 1960s when this great nation had more faith. Cancer, rape and homosexuality have all increased at huge rates since then.
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12:02 pm
The Sochi games will be the first game I miss in quite a few years.
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9:20 pm
I didn’t like the Chinese ones. A lot of Asians showing off if you ask me.
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11:47 am
GO HOME YOU’RE ALL DRUNK
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